Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

Is there a big fuss? !

Let’s not talk about the fight on the field. After the game, the Dallas Mavericks, from coaches to players, stormed the Timberwolves locker room and stood up for their boss. If it happened again, it would be the worst and most serious brawl in the league in recent times. Already?

Ryder and Riley, one stepped on the other and the other bumped into the other, they deserved to be beaten. Li Shengli also wanted to hang these two people up and whip them, but the problem now is... everyone is irrational, and the situation is still escalating further. , the consequences of triggering will also escalate accordingly.

no!

No more trouble!

Leder and Riley will have many opportunities to deal with them in the future, but it certainly cannot be now. Li Shengli stood up with a dark face and was about to walk out, because now he was the only one who could hold back his teammates and coaches.

"No, Li, you can't move, you can't fight anymore!" The team doctor was anxious.

"Don't talk nonsense, you stay here and watch Crotty, find me someone..."

"No one is going, I'm going!" When Crotty heard this, he wanted to fight again. He jumped to the ground, sniffed to stop the bleeding, and the nosebleed was sucked into the nasal cavity and vomited out. The boss's mouthful of blood frightened the team doctor. Oh...isn't this person asleep? He wakes up when he hears a fight. Is this horse a fighting machine? !

Li Shengli was also shocked by Crotty, "Damn, were you pretending to sleep just now? Okay, rest, don't go crazy in the future, I'm afraid you haven't beaten anyone to death yet, you have to kill yourself first." ”

"I'm fine, Ryder...I saw him once and beat him once!"

"Brother, I'm a brother, so you can't hit him with your head, right?"

Crotty has always had this character, and Li Shengli also knew it.

Starting with the Jazz and ending with the Mavericks, aside from the ferocious defense on the court, although he doesn't like to talk, he is definitely an awesome big brother. Whenever he fights with him, he has never been timid, and he is also ruthless. Shivering all over.

"Okay, we have played together for three seasons, so don't be so ruthless every time. I don't care about others. If you are really seriously injured, why are you still kicking the ball? Then you won't make any money and you will be in trouble. disease, have you thought about what you will do after you retire?" Li Shengli advised.

"have not thought!"

"Then you know that you will be suspended for fighting, and you won't make any money if you are suspended?"

"I know, you pay me the fine, and I'll beat you up!"

"Holy shit, are you serious? You're fined or a small head, you're suspended but you don't even get your salary." Li Shengli was given a headache by this brother's uprightness, "Okay, okay, I won't say anything else, you should pay attention to yourself. From now on, if I have something to eat, I won’t be hungry... No, I have to let you, the eldest brother, eat my fill first, so that you don’t have to risk your life with others!"

"I'm not hungry!"

"I'm talking about the future!"

"I won't be hungry anymore!"

"Damn, this is a metaphor. Do you understand the metaphor?"

"don't know!"

"Damn it, will you die if you say two more words?"

"Won't!"

"Your uncle's Crotty!"

…

Li Shengli was almost killed by Crotty, but within two minutes, Wuyangyang's teammates returned to the locker room.

"Damn, these grandsons! When we get to our home court, no one can pull me away, I'll deal with them one by one!" Curry was the first to walk in.

"What's wrong with you?" Li Shengli asked quickly.

"Hey, forget it. We can't rush through at all. The security at their home court is on. That bastard Ryder is hiding in the locker room pretending to be dead and won't come out. There's not even a single person on the Timberwolves side. , I can't even scold him." Garnett was very disappointed. His trash talk could 'sleep' someone else's entire family tree, but it was very embarrassing if no one scolded him.

Hearing Garnett speak, Li Shengli felt relieved, and Gordon was the last one to come in with a dark face, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, today's locker room meeting is cancelled. Get ready immediately, notify our press officer, and Today’s post-match press conference is ahead of schedule.”

"How is Li's injury?" Gordon asked the team doctor.

"It's nothing serious. My ankles and shoulders don't count..."

"What? Li is unconscious?"

"No, he's not..."

"What the hell, Lee is in a coma, so serious?! Then... no wonder everyone is so excited!" As the head coach, Gordon really impressed everyone in the Mavericks when he went into battle just now, and he is also a smart man People always speak with a twist...

The Timberwolves were at fault for the fight on the field, but it was unreasonable for them to rush into someone else's locker room after the game. After all, the two murderers were almost maimed, and the angry Curry still wanted to whip the corpse.

As soon as this sentence was said, Kidd and others understood immediately that the coach was making excuses for everyone, so... everyone echoed loudly.

"That's right, these bastards maliciously violated our boss and made him unconscious. Even if they are beaten to death, they should be killed."

"Yes, that's it. Ryder and Riley are so hateful. We are acting in self-defense!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Quickly change your clothes and go to the press conference to scold me. Why can't you scold me if you can't fight?"

"Quick, quick, everyone, take action and prepare a draft!" Curry understood Gordon's meaning clearly, turned to Garnett and said: "Kevin, you are the youngest among us, cry for me later, cry hard. , the harder you cry, the better!”

"Why me? That would be embarrassing!"

"If you cry, you can reduce the number of games you are suspended from playing. Do you want to do it?"

"What about Kidd? He also hit someone." Garnett pointed at Kidd.

"Why are you always competing with me? Li Du is already unconscious. Cry a few times... it's real!" Kidd rolled his eyes at Garnett.

…

Am I unconscious?

I was so 'comatose'!

You are telling lies with your eyes open, and you are arranging this in front of me. I am convinced by you!

"Curry, don't you ask me how my injury is?" Li Shengli called Curry, but Curry pretended not to hear.

"Kidd, we'll do the show later. Don't do it now...Kidd, Kidd, are you trying to show off to me?" Li Shengli called to Kidd, but Kidd pretended not to hear.

"Kevin, come here, you are the most honest!" Li Shengli had no choice but to call Garnett.

"Shh... don't call me, you are unconscious now."

"Damn it, why don't you do this? I'm hurt, can you comfort me?"

"Stop pretending, everyone knows you're fine." Garnett scratched his head, "Lee, stop talking to me, or Curry and the others will talk about me again."

…

Hurry!

Li Shengli was completely ignored, while Gordon urged everyone to change clothes quickly. He didn't even take a shower. He finished changing in just one minute and rushed to the press conference venue covered in stinky sweat. It's like Li Shengli doesn't exist.

A group of people rushed in and out in a hurry. Within three minutes, no one was left in the locker room. But this time... even the team doctor ran away, leaving only Li Shengli and Crotty as patients.

Looking at the dressing room covered with chicken feathers, Li Shengli felt sad. Crotty, the only one left, insisted that he was also unconscious and lay on the side sleeping soundly.

This... this is crazy?

This is a group of bastards with bad conscience!