Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

"Friends in the audience, friends in the audience!"

"This is the scene of the NBA Finals. We are currently located at the United Center in Chicago, broadcasting the first game of this finals for everyone."

"The two sides in this game are the Dallas Mavericks led by Li Shengli and the Chicago Bulls led by Jordan."

In the studio, Sun Zhengping, Xu Jicheng, and Su Qun each made an opening statement. Although the game has not yet started, there is still some preparation before the game. After all, most domestic fans’ main source of understanding of the NBA is live TV broadcasts, and they cheered for a while. Finally, we have introduced the main players of both sides.

"It seems that Li Shengli has been in very good condition this playoffs, and his spirit is positive and uplifting." Sun Zhengping, who was sitting in the middle, was obviously in the C position, but as soon as he spoke, the two people next to him glanced at each other... Brother, Li Shengli has a shoulder injury. Forget it if you don’t know about it. The players on both sides haven’t come out yet and haven’t played yet. How can you tell your mental outlook?

"Ahem...I heard that Li Shengli suffered a shoulder injury in the playoffs." Xu Jicheng coughed dryly.

"Ah? Oh, that's it, but it doesn't matter. This game will definitely be a battle between dragons and tigers, but I am still more optimistic about the Dallas Mavericks. Not only do they have the mobile Great Wall of Li Shengli, we also know that the No. 21 player and second center Garner Special, very tall, very suitable for playing ball."

Very tall?

Good for playing ball?

It’s not great, but even if we have to chat, let’s talk about something useful, right?

"Ahem... Teacher Sun is right, Garnett is growing up very fast as a player." Su Qun also coughed dryly to smooth things over, and after waiting for a while, the players from both sides finally appeared on the stage.

"Okay, the entrance ceremony has begun. We can see that players from both sides have already appeared on the stage. The fans at the United Center gave Li Shengli warm cheers and applause. It is unprecedented for the visiting team to receive such treatment in an away game. It’s common.”

"Hey, Teacher Sun... the calf has finished its journey, and now the bull comes on stage." Xu Jicheng opened his mouth slightly, lowered his voice, and winked at Sun Zhengping. Sun Zhengping, who was also an old man in the world, did not change his expression and immediately moved away. topic.

"Okay, at this moment, the two sides have connected, and the two parties are having cordial and friendly pre-match exchanges. I can probably tell that they are greeting each other, and their words and deeds are full of the spirit of competitive sports."

"Damn, everyone over there is swearing. Is this a greeting?" Su Qun muttered.

"Yes, we can see that Garnett, the second center on the Mavericks side, is jumping up, clapping, and applauding Scottie Pippen on the Bulls side. This... this should be something special. Etiquette!" Sun Zheng was sweating while explaining.

Damn, what's going on?

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that Garnett looks like a shrew who slaps his hands and curses in the street. Domestic fans even suspect that Garnett has been to China and learned the truth about quarrels from his aunt, otherwise it would be impossible to be so similar, but for the three hosts Come to think of it...the problem is that the live broadcast screen is fixed here, and it's not enough if you don't speak.

Say it, say it!

Just tell lies with open eyes!

We have to continue chatting today and settle the matter well.

…

"This time... this Garnett jumped up again. He was applauding Rodman of the Bulls and cordially greeted Rodman's family."

"He jumped again, and this time it was a round of applause for the Bulls team, so warm!"

"It can be seen that the entire Bulls team responded with great enthusiasm to Garnett. They responded in return. They are also sending greetings to Garnett's family."

"Dear viewers, the atmosphere at the scene has been ignited at this time. We can hear that Garnett's enthusiasm has infected the audience at the United Center. The audience of more than 20,000 also responded with the highest courtesy and greetings from Garnett. .”

…

Fortunately, the director cut the scene, otherwise Sun Zhengping wouldn't know how to continue. On the court, Garnett and the Bulls were facing each other, one man against a hundred, and he didn't even bother to breathe. He was the Mavericks' leader. The bullshit main output made Li Shengli's old face turn red with embarrassment.

"Li, does this kid have a little... well, you know, I don't mean to discriminate against him." Jordan pointed to his head, the meaning was too obvious.

"No, absolutely not, he is just too... too lively."

"Are you kidding me? This is lively?" Jordan was choked and almost speechless. "Okay, let's talk about the game. I sent Shaq away. How many games do you want to stay with me? "

"How many games can you last?" Li Shengli looked at Jordan's expression and felt angry, "Brother, don't think of me as a fool like Shaq. There's no point in talking big. You'll know after this game."

"I guessed what you would say. Really, you two are really a match made in heaven!" Jordan rolled his eyes deliberately. "I asked Shaq during the Eastern Conference finals if you could make it to the finals. He said You're a fool and can't beat Robinson."

"Damn it, he never says anything nice about me!"

"Isn't it the same for you? Okay, let this kid calm down, finish this scene first, and we will see your level in the competition later!"

"Okay, see you soon!" Li Shengli and Jordan passed by each other, and grabbed Garnett by the way, while Pi Pengpi's second brother walked up with a dark face.

"Li, can you tell him to shut up? What nonsense he said, I beg you, really."

"Go away, I love you, mother. Didn't you scold me just now?" Garnett's love was actually f*ck, and Li Shengli couldn't explain it, so he could only smile.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you little idiot, let's go!"

"Let's go, go quickly!"

…

Pippen is gone, Rodman is here again.

Although he had a fight with Li Shengli before in the Pistons, to be honest, Leder's appearance was indeed an opportunity to reconcile the conflict, and he also participated in the major league meeting against the Timberwolves Leder, so he would not exchange harsh words when they meet again.

"Li, we meet again."

"Yes, we haven't seen each other for a while. If you are still with the Spurs, we may not..."

"Damn it, don't mention the Spurs to me, and don't mention Robinson. This guy is worse than a woman." Rodman is still very angry about his experience with the Spurs. "He is far worse than you. If there is Given the opportunity, I would rather be your teammate, let’s join forces..."

Rodman pretended to be polite, but before he could finish his words, Garnett next to Li Shengli exploded.

What do you mean?

Are you planning to steal my position?

No, Li Shengli is mine, no one can steal it from me!

"Get out of here, Rodman."

"Damn it, kid, I've tolerated you for a long time, don't challenge my bottom line!"

"You have a bottom line. When you were with the Pistons, you didn't know how you beat Jordan. Now that you have come to the Bulls to be Jordan's little brother, you are really shameless."

"You...you bastard, it's none of your business!"

"It's none of my business, it's none of my business!"

"Without Mavericks, without Li, you are nothing."

"I want you to take care of it, I want you to take care of it!"

"You...you are crazy!"

"None of your business, none of your business!"

…

There was no chance to talk properly. The two of them were finally pulled away from each other while swearing. Li Shengli simply convinced Garnett. He was truly a rising star in the world of trash talk.

"Damn it, what's going on with Kevin?" Li Shengli asked after sending Garnett away and walking to Curry's side.

"Maybe I'm too nervous. It's good to vent." Curry frowned.

"Why, are you even nervous?"

"Nonsense, don't you look at me here... From coach Gordon to every one of us, apart from you and Crotty who have played in the finals, who else is there?"

"Relax, it's the same game."

"It's different, the feeling is different. I'm not young anymore. Maybe I only have this chance in my life to fight for the championship as the main player. The more I want, the faster the fear will come, especially when our opponent is bull."

"Okay, don't worry, I'm here!"

Li Shengli comforted Curry a few words, and Curry was so moved that he swept away the gloom and said directly, "Li, it's really nice to have you!"

"Don't be disgusted with me. Just now you were here to show your grudge against me. Now...hey, hey, what are you doing, what are you doing with your hands? Get out, get out, don't touch me, ah...you ride on the horse... Get out of here!"