Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

Robbery!

It was a robbery!

Everyone, please be more serious!

Two games after the Hornets, the Los Angeles Bandits arrived at the home court of the Phoenix Suns. In addition to Kidd, Li Shengli still had many acquaintances in the Suns.

Whether it's Oliver Miller, who let himself go and gained 150 kilograms, or Tom Gugliotta, who was in the same class as Li Shengli and was stunned by a ruthless elbow, or center Luke Longley, who left after the Bulls broke up, left. Magic, poor Penny Hardaway who has been plagued by injuries since leaving O'Neal.

before the game.

The entire Suns team was confused when they saw Li Shengli, who personally led the team and came to collect money.

Robbery?

Why, brother!

It seems like we don’t have anyone to mess with you, right?

Shawn Marion, the Suns' rookie this year, looked at the main players shivering and looking like I might be dead. He had no idea what was going on, and Kidd, who probably guessed it... was very embarrassed.

Oops, the problem is huge!

Kidd was not calm before the game. He felt that he was harmed by O'Neal during the All-Star period. His Suns teammates were confused when they heard the news. They never expected that Kidd would still be there after the All-Star game. Can you bring back a... dad for everyone?

Yes, there was nothing to worry about originally.

After all, encountering the Lakers is inevitable.

Moreover, Kidd is still on the team, and the Suns are considered one of the teams that the Lakers have friendly relations with.

But the problem is... now that Kidd can't hold him anymore, everyone has to face a boss Li who is ready to beat them with all his strength, especially since there is no one at the center position of the Suns who can perfectly limit this big brother without even thinking about it.

This is a scary thing.

You know, Li Shengli's statistics this season are very strange.

The defensive rebounds, blocks, and steals pose an infinite threat to the entire Suns team, greater than ever before.

Even not just the Suns, but the entire league feels that encountering a Li Shengli whose physical strength is inclined to all-out defense is more terrifying than encountering a Li Shengli who uses all his physical strength to attack, because the Lakers are not lacking in offense at this stage, and Kobe has taken off.

Based on this, Li Shengli's data structure has been drastically changed. Regardless of the reason, this is really something that the entire league does not want to see.

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Fortunately, when Kidd comes to think of it...

Although news has spread that Eddie on the front line has died, the good news is that he has now become one of the top point guards in the league, and the bandit brothers of the Lakers certainly cannot restrict him like Eddie who needs to score. Because it is useless, the meaning of his presence is to organize offense and feed the ball to his teammates.

I don't score!

I just pass the ball and let my teammates play!

What else can you do to me?

Thinking of this, the entire Suns team led by Kidd had a strong sense of resistance in the first half. They all vowed to fight the evil forces to the end, and when the second half started, they all roared... Surrender, surrender, brother, big brother, Don't shoot, my own people!

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How to fight this horse?

Kidd really didn't take any shots in the first half, so it was all his teammates who suffered.

Longley exploded, Miller also exploded, and Clifford Robinson, the main inside lineman who occupied the most playing time, even exploded. The Suns' continuous substitutions at the center position could not solve the problem, because their shot-blocking takeaway team was 24 In every minute, Li Shengli had 7 blocks and 2 steals.

If only the situation in other locations was better.

Whether it was Crotty on the outside, Kobe Bryant with all-round offense and defense, or the Lakers' new general Ron Artest, with the blessing of the evil aura, the Suns collectively urinated blood on defense, and several scorers such as Marion and Hardaway were also blocked. Beat one's head.

Surrender, Kidd!

We're surrounded!

They were beaten by 19 points in the first half, and they continued to play like this in the second half. Do they still want to lose face at their home court?

As a result, several main teammates helped the opponent to persuade their own teammates to surrender. This is extremely rare in the history of the league. In fact, Kidd also vomited, but the problem is that after surrendering, you will have to pay compensation. What should I pay for? !

Crowdfunding!

Must crowdfund!

Kidd determined that he had contracted some bad habits and exploited all his teammates one by one. Fortunately, the amount of money on his death notice was not large. The main players collected thousands of dollars each and that was enough, but Kidd As soon as De came on the field in the third quarter... he surrendered and handled the compensation business.

The game situation immediately improved!

Although the Suns couldn't win, they couldn't lose easily. Until the end of the game, the score was well controlled. The Suns lost by 8 points. After the game... Li Shengli and Artest found a whole team. Kidd, who looked ugly all the time, introduced the two of them.

Come on, Ron, let’s get to know each other, this is Brother Ji!

Kidd, come on, meet my financial director, Ron Artest, and you can talk in U.S. dollars later!

As soon as Li Shengli said this, Artest and Kidd shook hands.

Artest was very excited because he didn’t do much else with Li Shengli, but he got to know a lot of big guys in the league. He had to be at least an All-Star player to talk to him. No matter where he went, he met him. Very impressive.

As for Kidd looking at Artest... I don't know why, he felt that he and Artest should have similar qualities in some aspects, and they met very happily.

"Don't look like that. I'll save the money for you first. It's still yours." Li Shengli rolled his eyes at Kidd who looked bitter and said, "I'm not kidding. Don't hug a fat guy like Shaq in the future." !Also...this money is considered your private money that you keep with me. If your wife Zhumana asks, I will cover you. I'm not telling you, you are also a very old man, why? Can you still be fucked by your wife..."

"Ahem..." Kidd interrupted Li Shengli with an awkward cough, while Artest next to him thought with a look of disdain... What, my brother is still a chap? Bah, shame, shame!

"Okay, stop talking. If you need money from now on, just ask me!"

"Wow, Li, what a good brother, what a good brother, thank you so much!" Kidd looked overjoyed and thought about it. He was robbed of 30,000 yuan this time. Because the compensation was crowdfunded, he only paid out Ten thousand, and Li Shengli wanted to help him save money, but inside and outside...he also made a private sum of twenty thousand?

"Okay, we have to retreat!"

"Brother, let's go then. We have to rush to the next place to collect the bill!"

Li Shengli and Artest left after talking, while Kidd waited for a while and returned to the locker room, thinking excitedly... Li, just talk about loyalty, after all, they are still good brothers, and they can even deal with private money. Help yourself think about it.

OK!

Such a good brother.

Wouldn't it be a pity if I didn't frame him? !

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"Guys, let me tell you some bad news. Li, the compensation they offered has increased. It was originally 30,000, but now it is 50,000!" Kidd reported the negotiation situation to his teammates bitterly and resentfully.

"What, starting from the ground and raising the price?"

"No, I don't agree, I won't give it to you!"

"How could this be like this? The agreed price changes at a moment's notice!"

"Don't be like this, everyone. These people are too... too bad. I don't want everyone to be hurt because of my problems!" Kidd said with a bitter look on his face: "But don't worry, I will give you the extra 20,000 yuan." Bear... bear half of it. Everyone knows my situation. No matter how much I bear, I may..."

"Kid, you are so loyal, so loyal, so loyal!"

"We agreed to share the burden of difficulties, but it won't be much if we all share the burden equally."

"Yes, that's right. How can we let you bear so much alone? We can't let our loyal brothers suffer such a loss!"

"This...this..." Kidd said in a very embarrassed tone, "Okay, I won't say anything else. Brothers, they are all good!"

"But to be honest, these people are so bad. They are simply the biggest bullies in the league!"

"Is there something wrong with your mind when you step on the horse? Or is it the first day you know Li? Has this big brother done many bad things?"

"Ahem... don't say that. In fact, Li is not a bad person. You have misunderstood him too deeply. I believe you will know it later, but don't say that in front of me now. After all, he is my brother. I'm offended by you talking about him behind his back!" Kidd's last trace of conscience, which was devoid of humanity, allowed him to stop his teammates from complaining, and the eyes of his teammates were different. He was clearly robbing us of money. Kidd Can De still be so generous?

Repaying evil with kindness is the foundation of loyalty?

Look at this realm, look at this character!

Damn, there’s nothing more to say, you’re so loyal and awesome!

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After taking care of his teammates, Kidd found a place where no one was around and suppressed a smile.

Lee, Lee!

You can't blame me for this!

Your image is already hopeless, and you definitely don’t care if I try to tarnish you some more, brother!

As for this one... I had so much fun fighting it, and made $40,000 for free!

Guo, Li’s!

Money, mine!

Hehe...hehehe!