Calamity Crown

In the Hall of Mental Cultivation, burn incense and light candles.

The aging Qianhuang leaned on a bed, squinting his eyes.

The little eunuch at the side handed over the bong filled with drugs.

Immediately, Emperor Qian regained his spirits.

After squirming twice, he approached the lighted lamp on the small table.

Swallow and puff.

Look comfortable.

"Xiao Dezi, if it wasn't for the blessings, I'm afraid my old life would have been gone long ago."

Qianhuang with an old and hoarse voice squirmed his body to make his posture more comfortable.

"Oh, Long Live, I see what you said."

"You must be forever."

Xiao Dezi is a clever little eunuch.

Ever since Xiao Dezi said "You will surely live a long life" and was beheaded, he has kept this in mind.

why?

Emperor Qian is eighty-nine this year.

"There is no such thing as eternal life. People, being able to live and enjoy it is a great beauty."

"Even if it's a little cumbersome and no one cares about it, it's a good thing."

"What I'm most afraid of is being poor and being missed by others..."

Before Emperor Qian finished his words, a young eunuch ran in from outside.

"Long live, Your Royal Highness, please see me."

The voice was soft.

Emperor Qian frowned.

What bothered him the most was seeing his sister.

But the more troublesome thing is that I can't see it.

"Let her in."

Emperor Qian whispered, and at the same time handed the bong in his hand to Xiao Dezi.

Xiao Dezi quickly packed up.

The eldest princess can't see these things.

Being seen, Emperor Qian is fine.

He must die.

After a while, Zhao Dingsi walked into the hall in casual clothes.

As soon as she came in, the eldest princess twitched her nose.

Then, he showed displeasure.

He didn't say anything, just stared at Emperor Qian.

"Cough, sit down and think about it."

Emperor Qian coughed lightly and greeted him again and again. He didn't look like the king of a country at all, the Ninth Five-Year Lord, but a bit like an old man who sneaked out to fish and was discovered by his daughter.

In fact, Emperor Qian's father was extremely unreliable.

When Qianhuang was fifty years old, he also gave birth to the eldest princess Zhao Dingsi with Xinna's concubine.

After that, it was even more nightly singing and singing, and died three years later.

The fifty-three-year-old Qianhuang ascended the throne as emperor, with the three-year-old eldest princess by his side.

And when the eldest princess became an adult, the prince, second prince, and third prince followed.

So, from a certain point of view, the eldest princess was raised by the emperor.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is my own daughter.

"Didn't you say you don't smoke drugs anymore?"

"That thing is a harmful thing, don't you know?"

"Fanbang barbarians offer this thing, don't you know their intentions?"

The eldest princess asked three times in a row.

"this……"

Emperor Qian was speechless.

Of course he knew.

But he can't say it.

In a word, it was another quarrel.

He doesn't want to be noisy.

He could only look at the eldest princess helplessly.

"Brother, you haven't paid attention to the government affairs for ten years. I think you are in good spirits. Why don't you come together at the beginning of next month and let you preside over the government affairs. I just have something to do."

The eldest princess said solemnly.

"Think about what's wrong with you?"

"Aren't you happy?"

"Or is someone chewing their tongue again?"

"Tell Brother Wei that Brother Wei has wiped out his nine clans."

Emperor Qian sat up straight away.

That appearance does not look like an old man who is about to be ninety years old.

Especially the fierce light in his eyes.

Like substance.

It's like a dragon roaring.

The little eunuchs and maids who were waiting outside the palace all rolled their eyes and passed out, especially the little Dezi who was the closest, bleeding from seven orifices and died immediately.

Externally, everyone rumored that the Eldest Princess was in charge of the government, and the Emperor Qianhuang had long been emptied.

But right now, that's not the case.

Or rather, inaccurately.

Because it wasn't the eldest princess who emptied the Emperor Qian.

Instead, Emperor Qian took the initiative to delegate power.

The eldest princess looked at her elder brother, sighed, and raised her hand to hold Emperor Qian's hand.

"nobody."

"I'm just a little tired and want to go out for a walk."

"Brother Huang, just let me go out."

When the eldest princess spoke later, she already had a coquettish tone.

But Emperor Qian had no position and immediately agreed.

"Okay, okay, let's go."

"However, come back sooner."

"I let the Shenwu Battalion follow..."

"There are 80,000 people in the Shenwu Camp. It's nothing to follow me. I just go out to relax and have fun. Moreover, the Shenwu Camp is an important place to guard the emperor's capital, so there is no room for loss."

When faced with fundamental problems, the eldest princess insisted on her own opinion.

Qianhuang's eyes are even more doting.

"well."

"But you have to have someone who can benefit from it."

"Go and take a team of Ouchi guards."

Emperor Qian took out a waist card as he spoke, this time he couldn't refuse it

The eldest princess heard it.

So, nod.

Afterwards, the siblings chatted for a while.

"Why are you suddenly hungry?"

said the eldest princess.

"Ha, I'm afraid you're not hungry."

"I'm all set."

Qianhuang quickly got up from the collapse, went to the side cabinet, and directly took out a food box full of snacks from it. Inside the box was a shining red heart that was still beating.

Not the human heart.

Huge and oppressive.

Also with heat.

"This is the dragon's heart that Helan paid tribute to before, and I let someone cook it."

"Although it is definitely not a dragon heart, or a four-legged snake or something, but the effect is good."

Emperor Qian looked forward to looking at his sister as he spoke.

When the eldest princess opened her mouth, the whole dragon's heart was engulfed in the smoke and inhaled into her stomach, her eyes were filled with anticipation.

"tasty."

"It's just a little spicy."

The eldest princess commented.

Emperor Qian smiled.

"In a barbaric place, the smell is a bit off-putting. Next time, brother, let the people in the Imperial Hospital and the Imperial Dining Room think about it. Is there a way to get rid of the smell, or not?"

"No."

"My body can't digest that much."

"It's uncomfortable to eat too much."

"Then, brother, I'm going first."

Facing the appearance of Qianhuang obviously wanting to chat for a while, the eldest princess just left like a wayward child.

Emperor Qian went straight to the gate of the hall.

Just watching the back of the eldest princess disappear, and then returned to the cave.

He took out his bong again and lit the lamp.

Breathe out again.

After two or three mouthfuls, this one suddenly spoke——

"Go and tell those barbarians that the four-legged snakes last time were good, so please pay more for them."

"besides……"

"Before some barbarian said that they had a fire bird, and the people of Qin Tianjian said that the fire bird had the blood of a phoenix, and asked them to donate it to Dingsijia."

Speaking of this, Emperor Qian still had a doting look on his face.

But the next moment, his face darkened.

"Tell the two divisions of the Southern Dipper and the Big Dipper to deal with the Dao Master of the 'Longevity Dao', and absolutely not let him meet with Dingsi."

"If things are not done well, there is no need for them to exist."

The voice fell, and in the shadow of the curtain, someone responded immediately.

After that, only Emperor Qian was left in the hall to swallow clouds and smoke.

And in the trash can beside it, there are the notebooks of the second and third princes and the missing notebooks of the two.

In this regard, Emperor Qian was indifferent.

...

Day by day.

It's almost February.

Haimen is thriving, and the newly built pier is directly opened to the port, and ships come and go. Standing on the pier, you can see that the sails are so close to the sky that you can't see the edge.

Get up early, people come and go on the pier.

Drink soy milk and eat steamed buns from time to time.

It's true that the monsters of the "Longevity Way" are making trouble.

But everyone has to live too.

Moreover, this time the 'Longevity Dao' monsters are all big shots.

It's none of their business.

Everyone goes to work happily every day, and then listens to stories happily.

That taste is actually a bit beautiful.

However, Li Changhai is the most beautiful boy.

Ever since he learned flying knives from Zhang Deshou, his skills have changed day by day.

The young master of the Zhang family had to say that Li Changhai was suitable for throwing knives.

Today, after Li Changhai blindfolded and shot down two sparrows, the young master of the Zhang family said that Li Changhai could become a teacher.

"I can't teach you the latter stuff. It's something I pass on to my family. Even my daughter and son-in-law can't teach it, but I can only teach it to my son."

The young master of the Zhang family understood what he said.

Li Changhai, a foolish boy, has no jealousy at all.

How can you teach outsiders what is handed down from the family?

It's like the picture of his old Li's family entering the mountain, can it be given to outsiders?

impossible!

That is the capital of living and working.

But the more this happened, the more grateful Li Changhai was from the bottom of his heart.

So, early this morning, Li Changhai went to drink.

He was ready to thank the young master of the Zhang family.

He also brought enough money.

Old Li knew the way to get rich from a poor family, and he took care of his children. When he left, he not only gave silver dollars and copper coins, but also sewed twenty pieces of gold leaves into his jacket—this time Li Changhai planned to take them all out.

Originally, the silly boy wanted to book a restaurant.

That day, Hunyang Shenhu's restaurant was fine, but the young master of the Zhang family didn't go.

There are many people with mixed eyes.

Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

If he missed something, he would have to finish the game.

As Goethe became bigger and bigger, the young master of the Zhang family could no longer keep up with Goethe's ideas.

He didn't know what Goethe wanted to do.

But he knows.

If I ruin Goethe's business.

He must be done.

Therefore, it is impossible to go to the restaurant.

Then have a drink at home.

At least drink and eat.

Therefore, Li Changhai not only had to buy wine, but also had to buy roasted chicken and knuckles. The roasted chicken had to be crispy, and the knuckles had to be stewed thoroughly. It would be even better if there were sauced beef and croquettes.

Peanuts and dried tofu are also a must.

They are all appetizers.

For this, Li Changhai was extremely grateful.

He thought it was the young master of the Zhang family who saved him money.

These things, not to mention the gold leaves, he had more than enough silver dollars and odds and ends.

Li Changhai went to drink and buy food.

Xia Yunfei rested his mind and breath in the yard.

The young master of the Zhang family wandered to the gate and leaned directly against the sun.

He is now dressed as a beggar.

It doesn't matter that much.

Moreover, I don't know if it's in the play.

The young master of the Zhang family always thinks that being a beggar is good, you don't need to carry or drive, you can be free and unrestrained.

Inexplicably, there is still a feeling of happiness.

Leaning against the wall, under the warm sun, the young master of the Zhang family crossed his legs and hummed a tune.

Not to mention how comfortable it is.

But immediately, the young master of the Zhang family frowned.

In front of his eyes, a fortune teller appeared.

Holding a streamer in his hand, it reads magic tricks, wearing a melon cap, cloudy eyes, looks blind, old clothes, but quite clean, just stood in front of him.

He was obviously blind, but it gave him a feeling of looking at him.

The young master of the Zhang family smiled.

Without timidity, let alone anger, the whole person moved to the side.

"Together?"

"It's bothering you."

The blind man who told the fortune was not polite, so he set up a stall at the place where the young master of the Zhang family was lying on.

The whole process is extremely skillful.

Doesn't look like a blind man at all.

After a while, the blind man sat down, and when he was waiting for someone, he spoke.

"I took your place, and I'll give you a fortune-telling for free?"

"Don't bother."

"My life is not good, and my heart is even smaller. I can't listen to those words."

The young master of the Zhang family waved his hand.

"Bad life?"

"Your fate, although it is dangerous when you are a child, but after it passes, you will meet noble people. Not only will you be lucky if you die, but you will also be rich and noble. This kind of fate is incomparable even for the emperor's relatives. It's not easy to say?"

The blind fortune-teller asked solemnly.

"Just pick something nice to say."

"Return to the relatives of the emperor."

"I'm a beggar now."

The young master of the Zhang family leaned against the sun and said with a smile.

"What happened to the beggar?"

"Has this affected your luck?"

"no."

"Instead, you keep going, and you'll be the king of beggars."

The blind fortune-teller pinched his fingers for a long time, his face serious.

"King of beggars?"

"What's that?"

The young master of the Zhang family is interested.

"Still a beggar."

Fortune tellers tell the truth.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Come on, come on, you set up your stall, and I will bask in my sun."

"We don't violate the water in the well."

The young master of the Zhang family rolled his eyes, and gestured a middle finger at the blind fortune-teller.

This is an instinctive move.

However, what the young master of the Zhang family did not expect was that the blind fortune-teller grabbed his raised middle finger.

Um?

The young master of the Zhang family was taken aback.

Not blind?

can see.

And, being able to grab my fingers, I haven't reacted yet.

Master!

Immediately, the young master of the Zhang family became alert.

But before the young master of the Zhang family could react, the blind fortune-teller let go.

"Almost."

The blind fortune teller said so.

"What's close?"

"Can you tell me all about it?"

"Say half of it, keep half, give birth to a son without an asshole."

The young master of the Zhang family yelled, but his body squirmed twice, turned around and ran away.

While running, he turned his head to look.

Huh?

What about the blind man?

Behind him, the blind man was gone.

Before the young master of the Zhang family could figure it out, he bumped into the wall.

It is indeed a wall.

But here was obviously a door before.

what happened?

The young master of the Zhang family held the bag on his forehead, and a golden star appeared in front of his eyes.

The blind fortune-teller approached with a smile.

"Do you want to learn?"

"In no mood!"

The young master of the Zhang family answered simply, turned around and ran again.

But this time, he hit a wall again.

Just as he was covering his head and thinking about what to do, a voice suddenly rang in his ears.

"Qimen Dunjia?"

"Can I learn?"

The young master of the Zhang family was overjoyed.

The voice was all too familiar.

Turning his head, the young master of the Zhang family saw Goethe who hadn't appeared for a long time.

And the blind fortune teller with a look of surprise and trembling all over his body.

I only heard the blind man stammering to himself——

"Territory, Extraterrestrial Demon!"