Cancer Cells: Can't Afford It? Let The Zombie Virus Fuck Me

"Why should I tell you my abilities.

The cancer cells obviously didn't expect that Jiang Ping would dare to push his nose on his face, and even directly asked himself for abilities.

You know, he's not that zombie cell guy who begs Jiang Ping to eat people every day.

He is satisfied as long as he is bathed in sunlight and air.

"Because you have to give it to me!"

Jiang Ping said with a smile.

"Why?"

The cancer cells looked at Jiang Ping as if looking at a fool.

"You can't leave me!" Jiang Ping looked as usual.

The cancer cells said disdainfully: "Cut, I've said it all, the you now are no longer the you before, even if you become a real zombie now, I won't die!"

"Yes, I turned into a zombie, you really won't die!"

Jiang Ping frowned and said, "But what if I blow my head off when I turn into a zombie?"

"what!"

The cancer cell suddenly exclaimed.

Then his eyes rolled quickly, and his tone calmed down again: "So what? It will explode when it explodes."

have to say.

This guy's acting skills are really bad!

Since the other party doesn't cry when they don't see the coffin.

Jiang Ping directly showed his cards and said: "Although you are a consciousness independent of me, you still rely on cells to exist after all.

"I turned into a zombie, you really won't die, because my body is still alive, and your cancer cells will still be hiding in a corner of your body!"

"But what if I don't turn into a zombie?"

"The moment I completely die, every cell in my body will die!"

"Don't say that your cancer cells are mutated by sunlight, air and other environments, but without my nutritional supply, do you think you can live alone with these things alone?"

"You have to think clearly, you coexist with me, I die, you all die, 01 I live well, you can live better!"

These words!

Jiang Ping actually thought about it from the very beginning!

Whether it's zombie cells or cancer cells!

Although these two big brothers are not existences that they can provoke.

but.

No matter how strong they are, they all rely on their own bodies.

Without him, neither of them can survive!

Now the relationship is the coexistence of all three!

If so, why should I be afraid of them?

Maybe it's because I saw too many cold-blooded scenes in the doomsday, or maybe I'm already a blood-stained villain!

Jiang Ping's mentality is no longer that trouble-making otaku dick he used to be!

These two guys live inside themselves.

Don't you allow yourself to charge some interest?

"Are you threatening me?"

The cancer cells suddenly widened their eyes, and their bodies seemed to grow bigger again at any moment.

"This is not a threat, but mutual help."

Jiang Ping snapped his fingers and said, "Now the zombie cells have shared their abilities with me, so it's up to you.

"You don't want to admit that you are worse than zombie cells, do you?"

With this sentence, Jiang Ping naturally gave him a step down.

Zombie Cells know what's at stake!

But this cancer cell is obviously still a child's heart, and the more aggressive it is, the more it is counterproductive.

"I'm no worse than that guy."

As expected, the cancer cells walked down the steps of Jiang Ping, and shouted: "Cut! It's not about ability, I'll just give you one!"

Jiang Ping frowned slightly: "Just one?"

"not enough?"

Cancer cells stared.

Then he said arrogantly: "Actually, my generosity has given you an ability a long time ago."

Jiang Ping frowned and pondered for a moment, "You mean, after using adrenaline to damage the body, the body's self-recovery ability?"

"wrong!"

The cancer cell corrected: "That's not recovery, it's regeneration!"

regeneration?

Jiang Ping's eyes froze for a moment.

"Dead cells, I have no ability to repair, my ability is to recreate new ones to replace what you lost!"

"You mean, if I break my hand, I can regenerate it?"

Jiang Ping understood what this guy meant.

"Hehehe! No."

The cancer cells stared and said: "Your body is transformed by zombie cells and me. The price you pay for losing an arm is too high. The regenerative ability I bestowed on you does not have this experience!"

"Then what's the difference between you and recovery?"

Jiang Ping was speechless.

But the cancer cells said: "Because of this regeneration, there is still version 2.0!"

Jiang Ping: "...

Putting it aside to update the game version, there is also version 2.0?

"And this 2.0 ability is also a new ability I gave you!"

Cancer cells explained: "Before your body regenerated, simply put, it was a spontaneous response of the body, so it could only regenerate cells to make up for your trauma!"

"As for 2.0, you need to decide whether to use it or not! He can indeed restore your severed limbs, but he needs to pay a price.

What is the difference between passive skills and active skills?

Jiang Ping frowned: "What price?"

"Using this regenerative ability will drain all the energy in your body, and in the next three days, you will enter a weak state, or even a coma!"

"So serious? Is there no way to change this price?"

Being in a coma for three days in the doomsday, the degree of danger is self-evident.

"Yes! Just don't get your limbs chopped off."

Jiang Ping: ""

"Of course, it's not impossible! That is, when I grow up and become more capable, the price will naturally decrease."

Cancer cells said proudly.

"When you grow up, can your ability be enhanced?"

Jiang Ping was a little surprised.

"Of course! I can feel that the current me is faster than before.

There was a hint of excitement in the eyes of the cancer cells.

Jiang Ping was slightly surprised.

Could it be that it is because of their coexistence that they have also undergone changes?

You know, looking at cancer cells alone, they are just infinitely multiplying and will not die.

But now he has regenerated his severed limb.

Isn't this the special ability after the change?

If you look at it this way, the zombie cell guy should have some ability different from ordinary zombies, right?

It's just that that guy is not as easy to fool as cancer cells, so he probably won't tell himself easily, so he can only watch it later.

"Is there any more?"

Jiang Ping looked at the cancer cells again greedily.

You know, zombie cells can give themselves multiple abilities in one go.

"there is none left!"

The cancer cells stare, as if you are thinking about farting.

"You became so big before? Does it also belong to your ability?"

Jiang Ping raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Yes."

The cancer cell is very proud, as if he has this ability, which is something to be proud of.

Jiang Ping hoped: "Can I use this ability?"

"sure!"

The cancer cell face suddenly smiled mysteriously: "If you give me the control of the body! How do you want to use this, how to use it!"

Jiang Ping: "...

Both cancer cells and zombie cells!

Although these two guys are strong, under Jiang Ping's mind, he has absolute dominance over his body!

For example, if he appears here, he can shield the zombie cells from the outside!

But if you hand over your control, God knows what bad results will happen!

Of course, Jiang Ping didn't know how to hand it over, nor did he want to hand it over!

at last.

Jiang Ping still gave up and continued to bargain with him.

More than anything!

Unexpected communication, I have acquired new abilities, and I am already very satisfied.

And at this time.

The sound of the alarm clock is also getting louder and louder in the outside world.

It's almost time for Jiang Ping to wake up.

"By the way, I remind you of something for free."

The cancer cell said suddenly.

"What's up?"

"The zombie that bit you, you can provide him with blood and use him!"

The cancer cell said: "The reason why that guy became like this is because he ate the cells that contained me, so he became like that!"

"It's just that my cells in his body are just consumables, and they can't be mutated anytime and anywhere like me."

"So, it is impossible for him to become in the same state as you!"

"You are special, just like me, are special!"

Jiang Ping frowned.

Is this special because I am a time traveler?

With the gradual increase of the ringtone.

Jiang Ping's thoughts also gradually disappeared in this space.

When he opened his eyes again.

Sunlight has already filled the room.

Everything just now was like a big dream.

only.

Jiang Ping knows, it is not a dream!

That is the real communication between self and other personalities.

To be precise, it should be a communication between myself and the cells!

It's unbelievable.

But for him who has experienced time travel and doomsday, what else is impossible?

And at the same time.

In the depths of Jiang Ping's mind, there seems to be an extra control method for his ability!

That's right.

It's regenerative ability, uh...it should be regenerative ability 2.0.

Naturally, this ability cannot be easily attempted!

After all, the price of being in a coma for three days is too great!

But while the price is high, the ability is also huge.

Severed limbs can regenerate!

That is to say, as long as I am not immediately fatally injured, I still have a chance to survive!

Greatly increased his survivability in the apocalypse.

Organize your thoughts and harvest.

Jiang Ping shook his head, took off his earphones, and prepared to get up and take a shower.

He has been outside these days, eating bread and puffed food all the time.

Have long missed cooked, hot food.

certainly.

After dinner, he still has business to do.

Breakfast today.

It is fried rice noodles with eggs and heated milk.

Fried rice noodles with eggs are a specialty of Jiang Ping's hometown.

Stir-fry the eggs and combine them with rice noodles, and then stir-fry them with oil over high heat. It is a very high-calorie food.

But it is also a very delicious food.

Qiao Wen went farther and farther on the road of not controlling her diet. In the morning, she even ate two bowls and drank a bottle of milk.

Of course there is no laxative in milk.

And Jiang Ping was even more exaggerated, eating five bowls in a row.

Ever since he was bitten by the zombies, he had a surprisingly large appetite. If a cow was put in front of him, he would probably eat it up all by himself in a day.

After eating and drinking enough.

"I'm going out again."

Jiang Ping put his arms around Qiao Wen's slender waist.

"You only slept one night, why did you go out again, what are you going to do this time?"

Her eyes were filled with reluctance, but she dared not change Jiang Ping's mind.

Jiang Ping said with a smile: "Recently I have taken a fancy to the villa, and I want to discuss it with the owner to see if he can give it to us.