Cannon Fodder is Not In the Service Area
Chapter 135 132: Mr. Morality, where have you been?
Taking advantage of Queen Su will be the end of God? The people present scolded Gu Ningzhi secretly for fear that the world would not be chaotic, while watching the next development of the plot. Even Changxi, the housekeeper who wanted to stand up to protect Su Jiameng, stopped in his tracks and looked at the couple curiously.
Although Gu Ningxuan has a wooden face, but his facial paralysis skills are not good enough, his little face turns red when he encounters such an embarrassing thing. It really looks... beautiful and delicious... Su Jiameng narrowed her eyes slightly, thinking about why she had such a treacherous thought.
"That...Miss Su, can you...get up first?" Gu Ningxuan's little boy stopped his hand trying to push her shoulder away in a little embarrassment, and said in embarrassment, "This...looks awkward, and it's not right It's not good for you..."
As Su Jiameng, who is drunk and volatile, her brain is running very slowly. It took her half a day to understand what the other party said, and then she tilted her head and asked, "What's wrong with this, lie down Very soft and..."
Gu Ningxuan was so embarrassing immediately, he couldn't help roaring in his heart, he was being teased and teased, if it wasn't for the wrong occasion, he really wanted to ask the other party "It's his fault that he is lying soft"? And are you really crazy about drinking or are you deliberately going crazy with alcohol?
It's really hard to talk so clearly that people believe you're currently an alcoholic!
Involuntarily, Gu Ningxuan's little friend remembered what happened in Never Night Song City last time, and his face became even darker, like the bottom of a pot.
"This is wrong..." Gu Xiaosan kept retreating into the sofa, wanting to stay away from the other party. Can he say that the current posture of the two of them is really weird? And... ahem, it seems that someone's figure is a little too hot...
"Since it's wrong, you can push me away... But I can see from your expression that you don't seem to be repelling me." Su Jiameng deliberately lowered her voice, her warm breath touched the other's cheek, and the other party felt that there There seemed to be a flame burning again.
No matter how ignorant Gu Ningxuan's children's shoes are, he also knows that he is being maliciously molested and teased. Just as he was about to push him away according to the other party's words, Su Jiameng moved even more swiftly to block his hand. From the outsiders' perspective, it seemed that Gu Ningxuan refused to let Su Jiameng leave.
Seeing this, Gu Ningzhi, a good-for-nothing old man, looked up to the sky and blew a loud whistle, which made Gu Ningxuan even more embarrassed. He not only whistled and teased, but also took a picture of the two people's current state in a super vicious way, planning to show his mother in the future...
Hehe, don't forget, the current Gu Xiaosan's children's shoes are facing his father's face. From this point of view, there is a kind of treacherous and joyful feeling of my father being molested and played by others! The feeling and the mischief couldn't have been better!
"You..." No matter how the other party dodged, Su Jiameng got closer to the two copies, and said with a sigh, "You really look like my dad."
Brother Gu Ningxuan: "..." Er Shao's shoes almost burst out of laughter, Gu Xiaosan blushed even more embarrassingly.
Su Jiameng got up slowly, and resumed the previous state of listening to the song. Gu Xiaosan learned his lesson and dared not get too close to someone, for fear that he would face that embarrassing scene again later! Probably because the entertainment form of Interstellar in the future is really not good. According to the old routine, after singing, you will play games. However, the game that Gu Ningzhi came up with is naturally based on evil tricks!
Truth or Dare... Su Jiameng was thinking vaguely, why would there be such an ancient game in Interstellar in the future?
On the contrary, when Li You heard the game, he looked at Gu Ningzhi slightly sideways, and snorted lightly, not knowing what it meant.
"Everyone knows the rules of the game, right? Since this is the case, I won't talk nonsense, let's have fun!" Gu Ningzhi said with a smile, his eyes drifted to Su Jiameng as if there was nothing, and he smiled very strangely. "Whether it is a big risk or the truth, there is no excuse."
"You talk a lot of nonsense..." Su Jiameng gave the other party a cold look, which made people wonder if she was the one who went berserk before.
In fact, except for Li You, no one present here knew that Gu Ningzhi's other skill was a magic trick... cheating! Moreover, he is also a master of cheating. He used to get together with the person he wanted no matter whether he played the game of magic horse when he was in school.
The trickster Gu Ningzhi operated in secret. He wanted to start with Li You first, but who told this guy to change into his appearance! Li You was also ready to be punished, but it turned out that the unlucky one was Su Jiameng...
Li You raised his eyebrows secretly, and gave Gu Ningzhi a look, you kid deliberately made trouble, you don't plan to make trouble for him?
Gu Ningzhi snorted, feeling puzzled in his heart, logically speaking, the person who was recruited should be a little squid, why did he become Susu girl?
But anyway, I'm going to trouble Su Jiameng, now it's just ahead of time, after thinking about it, he asked, "The truth or the big risk?"
Su Jiameng tilted her head, thought for a long time, and said, "Let's take a big risk...I'm telling the truth, I don't like to say it."
Gu Ningzhi let out a laugh, no matter what Su Jiameng chooses, he can achieve his goal of punishing others.
Not talking nonsense at the moment, he took out a cube-shaped white thing from his arms, and pressed the button on it, "This is a very popular tricky encyclopedia in the past, whether you choose the truth or a big adventure, here you can randomly give out the content ,fair enough……"
Probably because Su Jiameng's luck was too bad, she was drawn to "dance a voluptuous tuzki dance". Tricky Daquan also thoughtfully released a short video of the Tuzki dance, and everyone was silent...
Not to mention the image of Tuzki, just that dance... Ahem, can you say that a woman with a hot figure in a major general's outfit dances a Tuzki dance, which is very offensive? But... It's really exciting to imagine that picture!
Su Jiameng was silent for a moment, everyone thought she was going to refuse, but they didn't know that someone boldly took off the jacket of the general, flung it handsomely into the sky, performed a very classic Tuzki move, and mumbled, "Look at me conquering with my dancing posture." you!"
Everyone: "..." Is this person... really not drunk? Looking at her steady steps, she shouldn't be... drunk, right?
Tricky Daquan is a cute thing. When Su Jiameng started to dance the "enchanting" Tuzki dance in her clothes, she immediately thought of a very "appropriate" background music, but they said that after watching the Tuzki dance, they heard "Wait Once in a Thousand Years" The melody is so embarrassing!
Everyone present, except Luo Xin and Gu Ningzhi, who could watch with gusto, Guan Changxi suppressed a smile while taking pictures, but Li You's face turned dark and he couldn't accept it. Who told Su Jiameng that he was wearing the military uniform of a major general now, this made him how to look directly at his own clothes in the future!
Mr. Tuzki, who imitated the full luo, danced with his head shaking, and the dark green tie dangled on her chest with her beating... The most important thing is that someone is now in a "mummy" state, oh shit! How does this make people look straight!
When she finished dancing, Gu Ningzhi almost twitched with laughter. But Su Jiameng seemed to ignore his reaction, sat back to her seat calmly, took the beer that Luo Xin handed over with malicious intentions, drank it vigorously, and finally smacked her mouth, "It tastes good."
After the first round, Gu Ningzhi began to look forward to who the unlucky guy would be in the second round. He was careful this time, and he must let Li You fall for it!
Based on the rules of the game that the same person cannot be recruited twice in a row, Li You was honored to lay down the gun, and immediately decided, "Speak the truth!"
Gu Ningzhi snorted, "The reaction of the little squid is really cute. What if the question you ask involves your work content? If so, it's more fun to take a big risk."
In fact, he really wanted to see Li You "dance a voluptuous Tuzki dance" in the lottery, but since someone was holding his own face right now, he had no choice but to give up this plan. But the truth is also good, you can ask a lot of interesting intimate questions.
Probably Li You's luck was really bad. The "truth" question given by Tricky Daquan made everyone in the audience silent. Li You's face turned black, red, blue, and white... colorful, really "beautiful".
Question: How many times do you masturbate on weekdays, how long does it last, do you prefer left or right hand?
Li You said, these are clearly three questions, what the fuck! After this Tricky Daquan is upgraded, it is even more unscrupulous than it was back then!
"Nonsense, never do that kind of thing!" Li You said with a dark face, attracting suspicious gazes from others, obviously they didn't believe it.
Su Jiameng gave him a magic knife, "That's right, because someone else will do it for you, so naturally you don't have to do it yourself..."
Li You \u0026 everyone: "..." Is it really okay to participate in such unscrupulous topics at such a young age?
They thought that the moral line of this cheating party was already very low, but they didn't expect the next problem to be even more bizarre. The third one, Gu Ningxuan's children's shoes, was almost full of anger when he looked at the question of the truth. Question: How long did you last for the first OOXX?
Can he say that he is still a very pure place? Of course, no one would believe it even if it was told. Gu Ningxuan faced his father's face, blushing and blushing, "This question... Actually, I don't know..."
The reason why the Tricky Gu Daquan is the Tricky Gu Daquan is because sometimes this thing likes to give people a magic trick! Just like Gu Ningxuan said that he didn't know, the system of Tricky Daquan automatically scanned his current body data and gave an estimated value...
Gu Er Shao took this picture and planned to show it to his old man later, thinking that his expression would be very interesting when he came.
The fourth one was Su Jiameng. After thinking about it, she still chose the big adventure and asked to "press the person on the left under the ground and ravage her for three minutes"! Then several people looked at Gu Ningxuan's children's shoes with a sluggish face with pitiful eyes...
In Su Jiameng's dictionary, someone who ravages a god horse is equivalent to "let him cry hard, ravage him, tear him apart"...
Queen Su, who has turned into a ghost, throws Gu Xiaosan's children's shoes to the ground without saying a word.
Just when Gu Tongxie was thinking about whether to resist, a sharp pain came from deep in her body, and then she changed into her original appearance under the watchful eyes of everyone, and Su Jiameng also released the transformation state... Although Su Jiameng was puzzled how the target changed It looks bad, but who cares, as long as the task is completed...
Clothes fluttering, Gu Xiaosan's children's shoes struggling, Queen Su smirking... What a mess!
Gu~~(╯﹏╰)b, these chapters are considered easy, and soon we will enter the melee mode, and Xiaomeng's fighting state will be ignited again! make a fist!
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