Cannon fodder mage from Hogwarts

“Anla, Mr. Hat, don’t mind, I just joked with you just now, don’t take it to heart!”

Sorting Hat: Tired, destroy!

Vic Ker: Who told you to come up for half a day without talking?

Sorting Hat: Always feel that something is wrong? Why didn’t I speak just now?

The Sorting Hat frowned, trying to defend.

At this time, Professor McGonagall reminded loudly.

“Sorting hat, I think you need to hurry, the other students are still waiting!”

“Okay, okay, I’ll be as soon as possible!”

The Sorting Hat felt like he was about to be played, and he sighed, trying to calm his mood.

“Well, your talent is indeed good, no matter what aspect it is outstanding, every academy is very suitable for you….

The brave and courageous Gryffindor, the intelligent and knowledge-hungry Ravenclaw, the hardworking, fraternal and inclusive Hufflepuff, the shrewd Slytherin who pursues strength… Wait, Slytherin might not be for you! ”

“Why?”

Vic asked rhetorically.

Why?

Why do you say?

What did you say yourself just now that you don’t know?

“……”

The Sorting Hat did not speak.

It can’t say that as far as you just said, if you are placed in Slytherin, a proper Dark Wizard Reserve, you can directly guarantee Azkaban without waiting for graduation!

It can’t open this mouth!

But Vic reacted, his eyes widening.

“Isn’t it, Mr. Hat? Do you mean that if I go to Slytherin, I will definitely become a dark wizard? What about fair justice and justice? Is that how you think of new students? ”

Her voice was full of anger and grievance, which provoked Professor McGonagall next to her to sympathize.

“You, how can you stain people’s innocence? When did I say that? ”

The Sorting Hat first felt weak, and then loudly defended.

“Although you didn’t say it, that’s what you thought!”

“Okay, okay, even if I obey you, go to whichever academy you want!”

The Sorting Hat compromised, feeling that if it didn’t compromise, it would become the first magical item in the wizarding world to be.

“Then Ravenclaw!”

Vic raised an eyebrow, not wanting to play with the Sorting Hat anymore.

“Okay, Ravenclaw~”

The Sorting Hat shouted at the top of his voice.

The little wizards all breathed a sigh of relief, this freshman sorting house was really long.

Then applause broke out at the Ravenclaw table, welcoming the arrival of fresh blood.

Professor McGonagall picked up her hat and looked deeply at Bike.

She remembered this child, and she would take more care of him in the future, lest anyone pull him into the dark path.

Arriving at the long Ravenclaw table, Vic nodded to his classmates.

Ravenclaw, although it is claimed to be the most loving and intelligent academy, but in fact, there has always been no sense of existence!

After all, Gryffindor has the old bee Dumbledore, the older cat lady Professor McGonagall, the boy who never dies, and the Gryffindor Sword Saint!

Slytherin has Voldemort, Snape, and heirs of the major pureblood families!

Hufflepuff has “The Great Druid” Newt Scamander, the Iron Hat King, Cedric, who represents the school in the Triwizard Tournament!

And what does Ravenclaw have?

The first love of the savior? Akihari who later became a traitor?

In this way, Ravenclaw is simply not worthy of the title of the four houses of Hogwarts!

But now I’m here!

I’m going to make Ravenclaw great again!

MLGA！

Then he saw Hermione waving at him, and he responded with a smile and walked over to sit down next to the little witch.

“What did you do for so long?”

Hermione asked in a low voice.

“It’s nothing, I’m just discussing with the Sorting Hat about five of the four colleges.”

“WHAT？”

The little witch had a question mark on her face.

Just as she was thinking about what the Fifth Academy really was, the Branch School also came to an end.

When the last student was sorted into Hufflepuff, the sorting was completely over.

Then Dumbledore stood up, cleared his throat, and clasped his hands in vain.

“Stupid, crying nose, scum, screw!”

？？？

Hermione, who was still waiting to listen to the speech, suddenly looked confused.

Did I miss something?

I understand every word he said, but I don’t know what it means!

Vic leaned over and whispered

“It’s a metaphor for the four colleges.

Ravenclaw looks at everyone else as stupid

Gryffindor felt the other houses cry at every turn

Slytherin looked at other houses as pure scum

Hufflepuff felt that the other houses were not united enough and was very screwed! ”

The little witch nodded and suddenly realized.

“This statement is very insightful!”

A slightly mature royal sister voice came over.

…………

PS: New book asking for all kinds of support! Thank you, guys!

Dragon Boat reading discount! Charge 100 and get 500 VIP bonds!

immediately preemptive(Event Period: June 22 to June 24)