Cannon Fodder Strategy

"Bold! Call me Holy Lord!" He just blurted out a sentence under the influence of Old Liu. After Lily finished scolding, her mind went blank. The handsome young man with a hint of melancholy showed a perfect and elegant expression for the first time. There was a hole in one of the masks, and a look of astonishment appeared on his face as he stared at Lily: "..."

She was embarrassed enough at this moment. Lily could only comfort herself that she was a lunatic in the eyes of others. Fortunately, people would not laugh at her at all. Only by thinking like this could she calm down. Otherwise, she would think of herself at this moment. What he just shouted made me want to slap myself.

The young man in front of me is named Yang Yiru. He is the second adopted son of Yang Tiancheng, and the second brother in the ranking of Yang Baihe's future husband. He is gentle and elegant, with a hint of melancholy in his gentle manner, and has a thoughtful and considerate personality. In the past, Yang Baihe also liked to get along with him. Among the group of adopted sons, her relationship with Yang Yiru was not the best, but it was definitely not the worst.

But she didn't know if it was because her memory hadn't finished taking it all in. At this moment, she instinctively felt that Yang Yiru was not her favorite person, but when she wanted to think of who was her favorite person, her mind went blank. Lily couldn't help but want to scold her, but just after she said that she was the Holy Lord, she was too embarrassed to speak again. Fortunately, she didn't need to speak anymore. Lily didn't feel that she was very embarrassed just now, because she was even more embarrassed. Things have already happened. Lao Liu led Lao Qian and a lot of mentally ill people who rushed in like crazy wild boars. They ran into people when they saw them. Even the gentle and elegant Yang Yiru was knocked against the door by them. On top, the gold-rimmed glasses on his face were also tilted to the side, and his originally obedient long hair was a little messy. It feels a bit wild.

"See the Holy Lord!" A group of mentally ill patients all knelt on the ground. Lily felt a slight pain in her balls for a moment.

"..."

"..."

Everyone was speechless. Lily resisted the heat on her face and stretched out her hand: "Everyone, please get back together."

"Thank you, Holy Master!" Old Liu stood up with excitement on his face, with a hint of excitement in his eyes. Just as he was about to approach Lily, Dr. Wang couldn't help but twitching the corner of his mouth: "You all come over to Miss Yang's side. What are you doing..."

Before he could finish his words, Lao Liu slapped him on the top of his head with a slap, which made Dr. Wang stunned for a moment, and then a sinister and angry look appeared on his chubby face. Just as he was about to speak, Old Liu took advantage of his height being higher than Dr. Wang and reached out to slap him on the forehead again: "Idiot, if you want to call the Holy Lord, do you still want to practice martial arts and save the earth?"

Dr. Wang was beaten so hard that when he came to his senses, he was furious again!

He is a doctor in a mental hospital, and he is the god who dominates these mental patients! If he wanted them to take medicine, he would take medicine, and if he wanted them to take injections, he would give them injections. These damn losers actually dared to beat him. Dr. Wang was furious: "Bullshit about saving the world, you guys..."

"This idiot. Hurry up and cover his mouth!" When a group of mentally ill people heard that Dr. Wang dared to insult their Holy Lord, they couldn't help but rush towards Dr. Wang. They punched some in the face and pulled at the clothes. Many of them have a tendency to be abused, and Dr. Wang's counterattack is nothing to them. They even dare to cut off their own flesh and eat it, not to mention that it doesn't hurt or itch when someone hits them. The horror of mental illness was revealed. After a short time, most of Dr. Wang's clothes were stripped off. Old Liu stretched his hand to the back of his waist and took out a big stick with an iron stick on it that he got from nowhere. cucumber:

"Everyone, get out of the way and let me come!"

The group of people couldn't help but disperse in a hurry. Before Dr. Wang could realize why he came back, Lao Liu took the cucumber and poked his buttocks, which were only wearing underwear, and shouted: "I'll poke him!"

"Ah!" Dr. Wang covered his butt and jumped up. Old Liu said "hehe" and laughed twice: "Old Wang, come and buy my cucumbers, forget about him..."

"Forget your mother..." Dr. Wang was really angry at this moment. He made such a big show in front of the God of Wealth and was beaten by a group of lunatics. If it weren't for this old Liu, he would have been hospitalized for more than a year. , some people have even lived there for two or three years, and he would even wonder if these people were pretending to be crazy. At this moment, Dr. Wang's voice was filled with tears. These people beat him and did not say anything, and even harmed him. He has no face to see people, and he now wants to kill someone.

"..." Facing the lively scene in front of her, Lily was really speechless. When everyone was going crazy and she was awake alone, the only way to avoid ending up like Dr. Wang was to go crazy. She was silent for a long time. When the young man standing at the door stared at her with a confused expression, Lily slowly raised her head and asked seriously: "Brother, do you want to join my Holy War Legion? I will make you the squad leader." "

"Then I want to be the captain!"

"I want to be a platoon leader!"

"I'm a general!"

"I am the marshal!"

When they were fighting for ranking, these people were not stupid. They were all red-faced and almost started fighting with their arms linked. When Dr. Wang was so angry that the veins on his forehead were beating, he didn't know who was hurting him in the fight. He knocked him to the ground again.

"You bunch of beasts!" Having made a fool of himself in front of distinguished guests twice in a row, Dr. Wang now wanted to kill someone. He stared at the person who knocked him down fiercely, and the mental patient turned to look at him. Without thinking, he stretched out a hand, slightly bent his index and middle fingers, and immediately poked his eyeball: "What are you looking at? Watch me poke you again!"

"..." Nima, even if I want to poke you, I should say hello first and then poke you. I'll say a warning after I've finished poking you!

Doctor Wang squatted on the ground and shed tears. He really didn't want to say another word to this group of people, and secretly decided to double the amount of medicine he would give them when he went back!

"Xiaohe, you, have you become like this..." Yang Yiru glanced at Lily blankly, with a complicated look in his eyes. His gentle face lowered his head at this moment, soft and soft. The fine hair hung down and blocked his eyebrows, forming a shadow. Only the resolute nose and tightly pursed pale pink lips were visible, bringing out a sharp line that was completely different from his temperament. He laughed softly: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I don't know anything. I'm happy. I'll come see you next time!" After saying this, he put his hands in his pockets and didn't care about the person on the ground calling him "Second Young Master" in embarrassment. ' Doctor Wang turned around and walked outside.

His back was against the light, and he was tall and had a somewhat desolate appearance. Lily was just guessing about the relationship between Yang Yiru and Yang Lily. What was the relationship between the two of them originally? The small bottle of vitamins originally contained vitamins, but now she had replaced it with an unknown black pill known as an aphrodisiac in exchange for the position of the general.

Lily couldn't help but laugh. When the nurses saw so many patients, they didn't dare to come and take care of them, for fear of ending up like Dr. Wang. The cucumber that Lao Qian was eating at the moment was the one that almost burst Dr. Wang's anus. They I didn’t want to get involved with this group of irrational lunatics, so I retreated with a tacit understanding.

When these people left, she saw a group of people sitting obediently in front of her, all of them sitting cross-legged with firm expressions on their faces. Lily finally realized what it meant to suffer for one's own fault!

In order to dispel the visitor's doubts, she deliberately pretended to be mentally ill. Unexpectedly, she coaxed Yang Yiru away, but left behind this mess.

"Pass on the skills!" Old Liu looked serious and winked at Lily: "Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower!" Lily wanted to hit someone again at this moment.

I have been with this group of people for a while. Although they are all a bit abnormal, after getting along for a long time, I have still developed some tragic revolutionary feelings. Besides, they have just unexpectedly helped me, especially She had personally promised to form a 'holy war group' in front of Dr. Wang and others. Thinking of this annoying name, Lily couldn't help but wipe her face and decided to create a martial arts to teach them.

Anyway, this group of people are all mentally ill, and they can only persist for two or three days at most. She doesn’t dare to teach others the Nine Yang Manual anymore, because the martial arts points have been increased by two points this time, and the Nine Yang Manual has been forgotten by herself. But now she remembered most of the places she had passed. She would never teach others martial arts but almost bring bad luck to herself again, so she used the simple martial arts foundation to create a set of simple basic internal force and mental methods, and taught them separately. to this group of people.

To Lily's surprise, she thought that this group of people would not be able to persist, but one month passed, and two months passed. Not only did this group of people persist, but they came to her every day to report, and The benefits of practicing martial arts have also emerged. When Dr. Wang and others sneered and thought that this group of people had become more crazy, almost all of them had developed the sense of Qi. They walked much lighter and their bodies were twice as strong. Great, I feel more energetic walking and my eyes are much brighter.

Because mental patients are not clear-headed, they are more persistent and simple when focusing on a certain thing. Because of this, everyone has developed Qi sense. Once they practice martial arts, everyone will stop making trouble. Those with masochistic tendencies no longer cut their flesh and roast it, Lao Liu no longer manufactures counterfeit medicines, and Lao Qian no longer steals. Dr. Wang and the nurses breathed a sigh of relief. They seemed to be more conscious about taking medicine, because before There is no trace of the medicine in toilets and other places where the medicine was thrown away.

Lily has been practicing for three months now, and the Nine Yang Manual is indeed well-deserved. Although it is much slower to get started than the Nine Yin Manual, the foundation is solid. As long as she is given another half year, she will definitely be able to fly out of this world. Go to a mental hospital with multiple floors of electricity. (To be continued...)

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