Carefree Prince In Tang Dynasty
Chapter 831 Eat Me
"Amitabha Buddha, the Virgin Mary of Jesus, and Guanyin Bodhisattva are all good, please give me another horse! I swear, I will offer you three sticks of incense sooner or later when I go back!"
Li Xin clasped his hands together and prayed devoutly. He had never believed in God in his life, and he had never so sincerely hoped that such a thing as God existed.
Of course, he also knew that he was trying to fart.
The last time I ran into a lost and dying horse, it was already a blessing—not to mention, if the horse was still alive and kicking when I met it, hehe, guess what Li Xin said? Can help people subdue it? I'm afraid I can only follow it and eat ashes.
Besides, that sandstorm was already about ten days ago. Even if there were still a few horses that lost their way due to the sandstorm in this desert, they would probably be dead now, almost completely dried out. Where do so many flesh and blood that can support life come from?
Dou Liang looked at Li Xin with some amusement, and asked strangely: "I know about Amitabha, but what the hell are these Jesus and Mary? Where are they from?"
Li Xin cursed angrily, "It's your father."
At this time, Dou Liang is still in the mood to care about Jesus? Maybe it won't be long before I meet the old man, what's there to be curious about? Dry.
Dou Liang shrugged resentfully.
Bao Hong licked his lips, stepped forward, and said half-jokingly: "Your Majesty, you don't have to wait for some gods and Buddhas to send you a horse, just stab the little one with a knife. Just treat it as my invitation to everyone to eat. If you shout It hurts, I, Bao Hong, can't be considered a man."
Gao Zhi also smiled and said: "That's right. My lord, and me. I can also treat everyone to a meal. The taste may not be very good."
"It's a pity." Di Zhengye said, "If I had eaten me two days earlier, the prince might have eaten two more bites."
Li Xin said unhappily: "Go, go, go, you bastards, your meat is so sour, you can't even swallow it, I'm afraid you'll have to stab it directly into your stomach with a stick!"
"Hahaha." Everyone laughed.
Even Tang Jian couldn't help laughing twice. However, after the effect, he couldn't help feeling a little desperate again, and a terrible thought gradually came to his mind: "Actually, it's not unreasonable, if you can kill one or two people."
He didn't dare to continue thinking about it, so he quickly read some unknown scriptures in his heart, and said to himself: "This is not something that humans do. I guess I will die at the top. If they are useful, this body of flesh and blood can be given to them." They ate."
Tang Jian's eyes became a little dark.
Li Xin kicked Bao Hong, who led the nonsense, and was about to get up and continue on his way, but saw Run Niang approaching carefully, and said softly, "My lord, why don't you try eating me. My meat should not be sour. However, I am a little afraid of pain, so you must kill me quickly. You won’t feel pain if you die.”
At that moment, Runniang's serious and decisive expression hit Li Xin.
She was still rambling on, but Li Xin couldn't hear clearly. He couldn't help hugging this petite person in his arms, and howled dryly, every piece of flesh on his body felt pain, as if being cut by thousands of knives.
The others stood quietly on the Gobi as if in the never-ending wind and sand, like lifeless stone sculptures.
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