Caring About Fast Wear Life

Star Online, a forum, an article titled "Shock! The former beautiful female star has fallen into the wilderness, showing the knowledge of drilling wood and making fire that she has learned in her life in junior high school, stunned everyone! "The post went viral.

In the post, it was written that Guan Daxing, who is a black person from all over the Internet, signed up for the recent hot "Wild Survival" show. In the show, Guan Daxing was arrogant and arrogant, not only refusing to join the team of excellent people with good conditions .

I had to form my own team, but I only formed a three-person team. In addition to calling the other two members at will, I also chose materials at my own discretion, not even the most basic fire tools. select.

Does Guan Daxing want to eat it raw?

No!

She wants to show what she has learned all her life, that is, what she learned in middle school.

The first volume of junior high school history textbook "The Origin of Humanity", the four words "drilling wood to make fire" mentioned in the chapter of primitive society to make fire.

sparks can be generated. But this is done only by manpower, and it cannot be produced even for a few hours.

Very laborious thing.

Everyone brings you and Guan Daxing to a group. If you want to eat something hot every day, you have to spend most of the day to make a fire, which may not be successful. The author estimates that the two team members of Guan Daxing In the end, I am afraid that the surname Guan will make him crazy.

The author speculates here that the group of Guan Daxing who lost their fire tools, because of Guan Daxing, it is estimated that they will be eliminated in less than a month.

Maybe the author is too optimistic, maybe we won't have to see her in this show within half a month.

Of course, it is estimated that the big stars don't care about being eliminated. After all, they came to this show with an appearance fee.

Just pity the two unlucky teammates who were implicated by her.

Ran Xu is the person who wrote this post. Seeing the popularity of his post on Xingwang, he rushed forward like a rocket, and he will soon rush to the 10th most popular post on Xingwang.

This is the first time that Ran Xu has been so hot since she wrote a post about black concern, which shocked her, thinking that it was her own post that resonated on Xing.com.

I hurriedly clicked to take a look, the comments below were very different from what she thought.

Floor 1: The owner of the post is a concerned black fan.

Floor 2: It must be, the owner of the host probably blackmailed the post he cared about halfway through the live broadcast.

Floor 100: Others care about the hot food there, or snake meat.

Floor 4500: Landlord, your news is behind, go watch the live broadcast you care about!

100,000 floor: Just passers-by passing by, it's so lively, are you concerned about what's going on?

100,001 Floor: Caring about drilling wood to make fire successfully! The owner slapped his face.

100,000 2nd Floor: The landlord means that it is not easy to drill wood to make a fire, and it takes time to use it every time.

100,000 3rd Floor: You are out, people care and offer a trump card, making a fire easier.

100,004 Floor: What a killer.

100,000 5th Floor: Huo Zhezi.

100,000 7th Floor: Isn't it drilling wood to make fire? Care to change the method again?

100,008 Floor: No, I was concerned that the first time was drilling wood to make fire. It took a lot of time and failed many times before succeeding. However, after that, she used the principle of re-ignition to make a fire book to save the fire. Just open the lid and blow it lightly to make a fire.

5,000,050 Floor: Isn't this concerned about graduating from junior high school? What stage of knowledge is the principle of re-ignition mentioned by this fire Zhezi, seek popular science.

5 million 051 floor: Didn't you graduate from the junior high school upstairs? People care about the knowledge that a junior high school student knows.

5,000,052 Floor: Going upstairs, the phenomenon of re-ignition is junior high school knowledge, but few would want to use it in making fire books. After all, we are used to using firearms. Junior high school teacher drifted by.

5,000,053 Floor: I feel that it is very solid to care about junior high school knowledge.

5 million 054th floor: Guan Caobao has only read junior high school, and there are not many goods in his mind, of course, he is solid.

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10 million floor: Alas! I can't see Little Fatty pouting his **** and drilling wood to make fire.

20 ​​million floor: This concern is really unexpected, it is not the same as other groups, maybe you can follow their group to see.

40 million floor: It turns out that making a fire is so easy, and many groups I follow have chosen lighters.

40 million 091 floor: Firearms are very important, after all, they are basic equipment. I am a loyal audience of the "Wild Survival" series. The first time I saw a player who used the most primitive means to make a fire, I can only say that he is awesome. "

40,020,092 Floor: I think it's awesome, we all have learned knowledge, look at the care and use of junior high school knowledge, I feel that my mind is full of tofu scum, I don't know how to use what I learned before Where did it go, I thought that making a fire is to start a fire, my face hurts. "

40,020,093 Floor: Upstairs, your face is not the most painful, it is estimated that the landlord is the most painful.

40,020,094 Floor: +1 for the same reason.

40,020,095 Floor: +2 for the same reason.

60 million floor: Although I don’t like this star who is called caring, but the landlord can’t be embarrassed.

70 million floor: Yes, it is recommended that the landlord wants to write about the black spots he cares about, and it is better to continue to pay attention to her live broadcast. "

80 million 21st floor: Landlord, your post is on fire, with so many floors.

80 million 22nd floor, it is estimated that the landlord did not expect it to be so popular.

80 million 23rd floor: You said that the landlord should be happy for the post, or angry for not achieving the purpose of black concern.

80 million 24th floor: I want to know the same.

80 million 25th floor: Your curiosity is really heavy.

80 million 26th floor: This post is so popular, it seems that this concern will be popular again on Xingxing, but this time I don’t know if it is black and red, or whitewashing? ?

…

Because there are too many messages, Ran Xu only glanced at a few of each page, and it took Ran Xu two hours to turn to the last page.

The more she saw the end, the more gloomy Ran Xu's face became. This is the first time that she has been concerned about the black material that has attracted so many people's refutation and playfulness. When was it not a netizen who said she was right before, why did something go wrong this time?

Does it mean that the concern is not only the success of drilling wood to make fire, but also a new way to save fire? Then this is not a slap in the face. She said in the article that she is concerned that the group will not be able to eat hot food in the future. This bright fact really makes netizens not be blind.

This time, she made a mistake, she should watch more live broadcasts of concern, to care about her previous performance in front of the camera, with the difficulty of this survival show, to be concerned about staying for a month is a choice It shouldn't take long for the blessings to teammates, and the care will be revealed in the show. Today is the first day of the live broadcast, and it is because I am too eager for quick success.

Next, she will follow the daily live broadcasts carefully, she doesn't believe that she can't pick out the faults she cares about.

Time and camera back to planet T109, the campsite of the care group—

A cave that has not yet been named.

Care and Aswan are holding a rice bowl made of a large bamboo tube, Chou uses chopsticks (temporarily cut), Aswan uses a fork, both gobble up the snake in the bowl Meat, there is no such thing as Sven.

Especially caring about the appearance of food, she has no self-consciousness of female stars at all, eating is more ferocious than Aswan, and Lu Xixi, who looks at her appearance like this, almost became disillusioned with the goddess.

But fortunately, I care that this face looks good now. Although the food is a bit cruel, it is not ugly. It is this way that the original owner used to eat in front of the screen like a kitten. , is somewhat disillusioned.

Three times, two and two, and caring to finish eating the portion in his bowl like the wind and clouds, glanced at the bowl without chopsticks placed in front of Lu Xixi, licked his lips and said: " Lu Xixi, you really don't eat it? I eat it if you don't eat it."

"Aren't you afraid of snakes?" Carefully asked.

"Who, who is afraid?" Lu Xixi reacted.

"Then why don't you dare to eat snake meat?"

"I just don't like it." Lu Xixi retorted.

"You still don't like to eat rabbits, rabbits are so cute, compared to hungry, but you still choose to eat, so, in my opinion, you are afraid of snakes, so you Don't dare to eat snake meat."

"I'm not afraid of snakes! I just don't like cold-blooded animals crawling on the ground without legs, and snakes are ugly, look disgusting, and can't eat them."

It's strange to believe what you say, not afraid of snakes? Care to think.

"Then you eat and show me, I will believe you are not afraid of snakes."

"Eat what you eat, whoever is afraid."

In order to get rid of the image of being afraid of snakes in front of the goddess, Lu Xixi decided to die heroically.

Looking at the bamboo bowl, the shape of the original snake could not be seen, a small piece, a small piece of snake meat, Lu Xixi encouraged himself, anyway, the snake is dead, what are you afraid of? The goddess dare to eat it, do you want to lose face in front of the goddess?

Isn’t it snake meat?

I spell it!

Lu Xixi picked up the bamboo bowl, picked up a piece of snake meat with chopsticks, and immediately fed it into his mouth.

My eyes narrowed slightly. As a foodie, Lu Xixi unconsciously felt the taste of this snake meat.

This taste! very delicious!

The meat is delicate, tender and refreshing.

One piece, another piece, Lu Xixi practiced the principle of true fragrance again and again.

Don't look at Lu Xixi is a big fat man of nearly 200 pounds. Compared with Caring and Aswan, his eating looks can be called gentle. The white tight-fitting competition suit of the contestant's name, even when sitting on the ground, his sitting posture is somewhat elegant.

Although the movement of twisting the meat in the hand is getting faster and faster, it is very well-organized. This piece is in the mouth, and the previous piece has been swallowed, but the speed is not fast, go down a big bowl of snake meat, listen Not the sound of him chewing food.

When he finished eating, he felt half full and could have another bowl, but found that the ear pot was empty.

When he was eating just now, he saw that there were still two bowls in the ear pot, how come it didn't take long for the pot to be empty.

Lu Xixi looked at Caring, and found that Caring was looking at her with a half-smile, the bowl she finished eating was still placed as she had just talked to herself, and it didn't seem to move at all.

Needless to say, the remaining two bowls in the ear pot were eaten by this fellow.

This fellow ate three bowls!

Cow chew peony, such a delicious thing.

No wonder this guy has been silent, he just wanted to eat more.

Don't tell him about it, it's a big bad.

I knew it was delicious!

He hates!

"Is this snake meat delicious?" Care smiled and looked at Lu Xixi, knowing that he was not full, glanced at Aswan Road, and joked, "Next time you eat Hurry up, slow down, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep the bowl in your hand."

"How did I know that snake meat is so delicious." Lu Xixi spread her hands and said helplessly.

"General snake meat contains a variety of amino acids necessary for the human body, which can enhance the vitality of brain cells and relieve human fatigue. I don't know what species this snake is. Compared with the snake meat I have eaten before, The meat is much more tender."

"By the way, you are not afraid of snakes anymore." If you want to live on this primitive planet, how can you always be afraid of snakes, and you are always looking for opportunities to break Lu Xixi's fear of snakes.

"I knew snake meat was so delicious, I was afraid of wool!" As soon as Lu Xixi spoke, he found that he was being concerned about his words.

It turns out that his goddess has long known that he is afraid of snakes.

Then he has been hiding something, wouldn't it be better to showdown earlier?

I ate a bowl for nothing, that delicious snake meat!

Next time, be sure to catch a few more of these snakes to eat, eat enough!