Castle of Black Iron

Zhang Tie didn't get off while sitting in the car, but looked at this Philip carefully. Up to now, he couldn't be sure if anyone here was doing a prank.

This tradition of spoofing in public can almost be traced back to before the cataclysm. This is a kind of well-intentioned jokes and pranks in the public. In this kind of spoofing, many people are often brought to some specious reality by those spoofers. Or in the scene, the performance of those being teased in this scene often makes some people who are hidden and watching laugh.

Zhang Tie saw this when he was reading books. I heard that it was popular before the cataclysm. But in reality, he has never encountered such a thing. Zhang Tie doesn’t know if there are such boring people in Jinhai City. .

"I remind you that my time is precious. If this is a joke, I hope to stop here, the consequences of wasting my time may be very serious!" Seeing Philip, Zhang Tie directly used skilled and pure Tell Philip in Hebrew.

For Zhang Tie's proficiency in Hebrew, the bald driver who drove the taxi and Philip were slightly surprised. In this era, as a Chinese, there are too few Hebrew speakers. Chinese in this era is almost a standard diplomatic language in many countries, especially in the Hebrew-speaking regions. On many occasions, being able to speak Chinese fluently has almost become a symbol of nobility and status. It is a common language in upper-class society.

"Sir, as an empire diplomat, I do have reason to be ashamed of the shabby status of the empire embassy, ​​but there is a reason for everything. If you don’t mind if I delay you for a few minutes, I can take the empire The reason why the embassy has become such a status quo is to tell you completely, this is a tragedy of a country, but I think since your time is so precious, Sir, we can talk about this topic while you are waiting for the personal identification certificate. ,what do you think?"

Zhang Tie looked at Philip's disheveled face, reached out and threw ten silver coins to the bald driver, and then got out of the car. When he took out the silver coins, Zhang Tie saw a bright light in Philip's eyes.

Only ten silver coins. As for, Zhang Tie sighed secretly. The current situation of the embassy looked worse than he thought, it was a strange level.

Seeing Zhang Tie get out of the car, Philip, the Senior Commercial Counselor of the Embassy of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire in Jin Yunguo, took Zhang Tie into the embassy like a hotel clerk. The embassy is almost like an embassy. The offices of the black intermediaries who lured the foreign population near the Heiyancheng Railway Station.

"Why is your embassy so embarrassed?" Zhang Tie asked instead in Chinese.

"Sir, it’s a long story. Since fifteen years ago, our embassy has no longer been able to obtain funding for a copper plate from the country. Not only that, we have to hand in a certain amount of gold coins to China every year. After the embassy in the capital of China was auctioned off seven years ago, we moved to Huaiyuan County, first in Yiyang City, and then to Guanxing City. Finally, because it was cheap, we were funded by several kind imperial merchants. Choose to stay here!"

Philip's face was bitter like a dried bitter gourd.

"To be honest, maybe the places used by the exile government to support the scene are a hundred times better than yours!" Zhang Tie attacked unceremoniously.

"Who can say no? The government in exile can at least reap a little sympathy, which is like us, if I leave here, I am ashamed to say that I am a diplomat!" Philip sighed.

After speaking these two sentences, Philip had brought Zhang Tie upstairs in the embassy.

It seems that in order to increase the persuasiveness of this place, in the showcases on both sides of the corridor upstairs of the embassy, ​​there are all kinds of photos, documents and files that prove the identity of the embassy.

Zhang Tie saw the letter of credence submitted by the Holy Golden Orchid Empire to Jin Yunguo from those cheap exhibits. The seal of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire and the seal of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs are clearly visible on the letter. .

This made Zhang Tie an eye-opener. If a liar can achieve this level, Zhang Tie thinks it’s worth it even to be scammed. This is **** professional. Even the credential can be forged, just to cheat a few gold coins, liar It's commendable to be able to do this. At this age, Zhang Tie has never seen such a high-level document.

Seeing Zhang Tie's interest in the national book in the exhibition cabinet, Philip quickly introduced it next to him.

"In the past, there was actually a certificate of credential submitted by the diplomatic department of Jinyun State to the Holy Golden Orchid Empire. Later, after the solemn protest and negotiation of the diplomatic department of Jinyun State, we collected the certificate of credence and handed it back to China. This credential was brought when the new ambassador took office a few years ago. It was not submitted to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Jin Yunguo, but it was placed in the embassy. No one cares anyway!"

Just as Philip introduced the credential in the exhibition cabinet to Zhang Tie, a door rang next to him, and a man wearing a baggy shirt with his stomach straight and a beard yawned from the room. Came out inside.

Seeing Zhang Tie, the man blinked his eyes, and he was energetic, "Ha, Philip, is there any business coming, so we can have a good meal tonight!"

Philip rubbed his face awkwardly and said to Zhang Tie, "Sir, please forgive me, let me introduce to you, this is the military attache of the embassy, ​​Colonel Gucci!"

"Where are the two **** Bailey and Ali, aren't they standing guard outside? Are you going to the dock to work as porters to make extra money?" Colonel Gucci said cursingly, and then rubbed his belly, "Oh, I smell it." With the smell of the things below, my alcohol addiction is back again, Philip, do you have any money, lend me a silver coin, and I will buy a bottle of wine to relieve my hunger!"

Philip just ignored this guy and turned a deaf ear to borrowing money. He took Zhang Tie and left. "I will take you to Ambassador Nicholas’s office. All the identity documents in the embassy are Mr. Nicholas personally manages it, and this is also the main source of funding for the embassy now!"

Turning a corner from the corridor, Philip took Zhang Tie to the door of an office, knocked on the door, there was no movement inside, and knocked on the door, but there was still no movement inside, and then Philip simply opened the door. I walked in and woken up a thin old man who was sleeping behind his desk. After gently saying something in the ear of the old man, the old man sat up at his waist. Looking at Zhang Tie with bright eyes.

"Hello, I am Nicholas, the ambassador of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire to Jinyun State. I heard Philip said that you want to apply for an identity document?"

From coming to this so-called embassy to the present, Zhang Tie has already figured out the status quo of the embassy. This embassy sounds awesome, but in fact, it is a grass-roots team, probably related to those third-rate small companies and black intermediaries. It makes no difference.

Zhang Tiecai walked over, and the thoughtful Philip hurriedly pulled a chair for Zhang Tie. Zhang Tie sat down, stretched out his hand and flicked it, and a gold coin drew a beautiful arc and fell into Philip's hand, "Reward you of!"

Philip grabbed the gold coin with a thunderous speed, and then put the gold coin into his pocket all at once. A flower was already smiling on his face, "Thank you, sir, your generosity really makes this place. It’s my honor to be able to serve you!"

Ambassador Nicola's throat was shaking, and he swallowed fiercely. With a kind of agility that did not match his age, his thin body suddenly jumped from behind the desk, came to Zhang Tie, and bent over. , Smiled enthusiastically, "Sir, please forgive me for my previous negligence, what can I do for you?"

Zhang Tie raised his leg and patted his thigh with his hand. He immediately grasped the initiative, "Tell me first, what kind of identification can you apply for here?"

"We can apply for the official identity card of the sacred Golden Orchid Empire citizen here!" Nicholas finished speaking, then turned his head and instructed Philip, in particular, "Go and pour a glass of water for this distinguished gentleman, and use the one in my collection. Plant good tea!"

Philip was gone.

"Is it that kind of fake identity document?"

"Really, like a fake replacement, it is definitely a real identity certificate, a legal identity certificate that can pass through the Holy Golden Orchid Empire without any hindrance." Nicholas said excitedly, "This is the business of our embassy!"

"It doesn't matter if I was not a member of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire before?" Zhang Tie was surprised.

"It’s okay, absolutely okay. The Holy Golden Orchid Empire is an extremely open country that recognizes multiple nationalities. Anyone who wants to join the Holy Golden Orchid Empire, regardless of his race, belief, or original nationality, is welcome. , Only a few gold coins and a simple ceremony are required, and we can quickly handle the identity procedures for you to become a citizen of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire!"

Damn, I really don’t know, the world is so wonderful, Zhang Tie secretly smiled in his heart that he used to be a turtle. I didn’t expect there to be such a wonderful country on the Weiyi subcontinent. What fake certificate is really weak compared to this embassy. Up.

Philip carefully brought a steaming teacup over and placed it on the coffee table in front of Zhang Tie. Zhang Tie only looked at the few small flaws on the edge of the white porcelain teacup and the listless roots floating like grassroots inside." "Good tea", instantly lost my appetite.

"I suddenly became a little interested in your country. Tell me about the situation of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire. Such a country is really curious!"

In the introduction of Nicholas and Philip, the situation of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire gradually became clear in Zhang Tie's mind.

The Holy Golden Orchid Empire is a human nation that appeared in the Weiyi subcontinent after the first human holy war. Although this country is not strong, it can barely be regarded as a second-rate country on the mainland. Its strength cannot be underestimated and its population There are more than 26 million people, with a land area of ​​6.8 million square kilometers. The entire country has dozens of cities, large and small, and is a member of the Central National League of the Weiyi Subcontinent Human Race.

There is only one reason why the current sacred Golden Orchid Empire has fallen into such a weird situation, and that is that this country has a weird king-Haige VII.

What will become of the emperor of a dreamer who is often whimsical? Everything about the Holy Golden Orchid Empire today is the best comment.

Sea Song VII enthroned at the age of sixteen. The first thing he did after enthroned was to take out half of the money from the treasury of the sacred Golden Orchid Empire and summon the strangers and strangers of the world. He wanted to create a magical one that could compete with Before the cataclysm, mankind invented a strange flying machine comparable to the supersonic aircraft...

In the conception of Sea Song VII, this aircraft could not only have the speed in the sky far surpassing the speed of the airship of this era, but also on the ground, it could become a powerful robot warrior, attacking the city, and destroying everything. Sea Song VII dreamed of forming the only Gundam army of this era in the Holy Golden Orchid Empire.

The word Gundam was spoken by Haige VII himself. As for what it means, no one can understand until now. Anyway, in the mouth of Haige VII, as long as the Holy Golden Orchid Empire has such a The army, then, it is easy for the empire to dominate the world.

The dream of Sea Song VII shocked everyone, and his persistence in dreams has wiped out the treasury of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire in just two years.

It is said that the reason why Haige VII wanted to fly so madly and formed that strange Gundam army was that he had seen several military works before the cataclysm in the imperial royal library. As for what those military works are, Few people know that, anyway, the Royal Library of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire has millions of books, but very few people can actually enter.

Haige VII’s dream of making airplanes has become a terrible bottomless pit. This bottomless pit not only sucked in the wealth of the sacred Golden Orchid Empire, but also made the crazy Haige VII come up with a more crazy idea when the funds were in distress.

Haige VII is not only a crazy dreamer, but also a kind old man. In the second year of his ascension, this kind old man opposed all opinions and abolished the death penalty of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire.

In the third year of his ascension, after personally inspecting a drought-stricken area in the Holy Golden Orchid Empire, he abolished several taxes that the empire had levied on civilians, and added the words "Never increase taxes". Written into the "Holy Code" of the empire. He did something that no one had ever done before the Emperor of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire.

In the fourth year of his accession to the throne, when he was 20 years old, in order to ease the anger of the imperial officials towards him and obtain enough research and development to manufacture the magic machine of his dreams, he made a crazier decision. .

As long as the officials of the empire swear allegiance to the imperial royal family and never betray them, vowed to abide by the "Holy Code" and are willing to pay a large sum of money according to their specific duties, then after signing an agreement and document, the position of the empire official can be Becoming a family hereditary, just like the throne of the empire, even the emperor of the empire cannot be removed.

The officials of the empire are crazy...

Countless hereditary official positions were sold by Haige VII, and countless wealth flowed into the imperial treasury. Then, those wealth that flowed into the imperial treasury fell into the whimsical dream of the imperial emperor...

The crazy dream of Sea Song VII has been going on for ten years. During the ten years, the originally powerful Holy Golden Orchid Empire has been tossed almost insane by this nervous emperor, just when everyone thought Sea Song VII could Slightly normal, when he gave up his terrible dream, Haige VII had a new dream.

At this time, Haige VII had just awakened from the dream of flying up to the sky, and then plunged into the vast ocean of the more extensive and profound Chinese culture of the Eastern Continent. He heard that there is a magical secret in the Eastern Continent. Boxing technique allows people to defeat the strength of a thousand catties with four-two strength, and defeat the strong with the weak, and when both men, women and children can learn, Haige VII was excited, and then he took a lot of entourage and left it. After all the things of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire, I ran to the Eastern Continent in an airship...

Haige VII dreamed of bringing back this magical boxing technique, and then letting the men, women, and children of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire learn it. By that time, the Holy Golden Orchid Empire has mastered this boxing technique for tens of millions of citizens, and it can be the same. To dominate the world is easy.

Haige VII went away for twelve years.

Twelve years later, Sea Song VII came back. At this time, the Holy Golden Orchid Empire, after twelve years without an emperor, no longer needed an emperor.

After a painful experience, Haige VII finally woke up, realized, and detached...

What is up, what **** fist, what power, at this moment, all the clouds are clear, Haige VII discovered that only light and love are the eternal truth of the universe.

"As long as we have light and love in our hearts, one day in the future, the demons will be influenced by our selfless love. I will build the sacred Golden Orchid Empire into a heaven on earth, a kingdom full of love and light, as long as there is People who love and light are all citizens of the Holy Golden Orchid Empire..." This is the heroic declaration of Haige VII "full of selfless love" on his fortieth birthday.

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By this year, Sea Song VII is fifty-eight years old. After he ruled the Holy Golden Orchid Empire for more than 40 years, the entire Holy Golden Orchid Empire is today, except for the capital of the empire, Osli, which is still in the hands of the imperial royal family. The reason why the imperial imperial family retains its last habitat is that the empire did not disintegrate and fall apart, which is indeed a miracle.

The entire Osley’s tax, under the desperate resistance of other members of the royal family, was finally not embezzled by the crazy emperor to carry out the great cause of "light and love" that can influence the demons. The money, except Except for the daily expenses of barely maintaining a royal guard of more than 20,000 people guarding Osli and the palace, the rest is already stretched.

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"Originally, the position of Minister of Foreign Affairs of the empire was a chicken rib without oil and water, and it has not been favored by others. However, after this position was bought out by the Hillary family, it was discovered that the oil and water in it were still very large. At least the empire was in various countries. After all the real estate of the embassy and consulates were sold, the Hillary family bought out the investment of the imperial foreign minister and recovered all of it!” When Nikolay said this, his tone was full of envy, and the expression was completely Why didn't he think of doing this and regretting it?

Zhang Tie was truly stunned. A weird emperor created a weird country. Nima, there are such things...

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The role of the dropped emperor Haige VII was performed by book friends and five pillow brothers...

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