Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

"Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, all together!"

Zhang Xibao was sitting cross-legged on the ground, with utensils representing the five elements placed around his body in order, such as black sticks, evil-suppressing and evil-dispelling cards, drunken fairy wine, a wisp of strange fire and freshly dug foreign soil.

He pinched the formula with both hands, recited the mantra, the air flow circulated, and the five utensils in front of him bloomed brightly.

puff!

The strange fire, representing the fire of the five elements, suddenly gained momentum, causing the surrounding walls of fire to tremble.

"Where fire hurts the body, real fire hurts the mind. Samadhi real fire is an invisible fire, and it is indeed more powerful than my strange fire..."

"The Five Elements Transformation Fire technique uses the five elements to guide the three qi in the body. The three qi are combined to form fire, the king fire that is ignorant of the heart, the minister fire that is ignorant of the kidney in the middle, and the civilian fire that is ignorant of the bladder..."

"To gather the real fire of samadhi, you need to cut off all distracting thoughts..."

Zhang Xibao concentrated his energy and gradually emptied his mind, sensing the heart, kidney and bladder.

"Sensed, bladder fire!"

"Oh, it turned out to be urgent urination, it's okay..."

People have three urgencies. If they don't solve it as soon as possible, they can't let themselves go. Zhang Xibao jumped up, found a corner and sprinkled water.

Sitting down again, Zhang Xibao continued to feel the true fire of Samadhi.

"Heartfire!"

Zhang Xibao performed the tactic, feeling a surge of heat in his chest.

"Kidney Fire!"

Zhang Xibao changed his hand formula, the back waist centered on the dragon's spine, and there were two symmetrical heat clusters on the left and right.

"Bladder fire!"

His lower abdomen was hot, and Zhang Xibao was very sure that it was not urgent to urinate this time.

"Three qi in one!"

The heat in these three places does not mean that there is real fire in Zhang Xibao's body. As mentioned earlier in the Five Elements Transformation Fire Technique, the true fire of Samadhi is an invisible fire, and the heat is caused by the clear qi in these three places.

The three qi are not three kinds of qi, but the clear qi produced by each of these three places.

The three clear qi merged into one, Zhang Xibao opened his mouth and spit out.

"Ah poof!"

That breath spit out towards the strange fire in front of Zhang Xibao, and the strange fire turned into a rocket with a puff, and shot towards the wall of fire further ahead.

Boom!

A large hole was blasted in the firewall.

The big hole gradually spread, watching the wall of fire gradually go out.

"I am a genius, and I, Zhang Xibao, am a genius!"

"In the old days, it took three hundred years for the red boy to become enlightened, but now I, Zhang Xibao, can do it in thirty minutes. Wow!"

Zhang Xibao first put away all the treasures in front of him, then jumped up, laughing and rushed towards Zhang Laodao's medicine field.

Like a tiger entering the forest, a dragon entering the sea, and a wild donkey running wild...

"Fire sun fruit? Pick it!"

"Purple Star Grass? Pull it!"

"Blood Essence Mushroom? Bring it here!"

After being in a foreign land for so long, Zhang Xibao has gradually become familiar with "bringing doctrine".

The area of ​​the medicine field was not small, and Zhang Xibao couldn't pick it all by himself, so he took out the Flaming Crow Flag and waved it, and directed the little crows to pick it by themselves.

"Be careful, only pick the ripe ones, don't move the unripe ones, and be careful not to damage the medicine garden..."

I don't know how much Zhang Lao Dao's painstaking efforts have been poured into this medicine garden. If it is destroyed, the old Dao will probably push it over.

Be a human and stay on the front line, see you in the future...

I, Zhang Xibao, escaped from the samadhi real fire cage by my own ability, what's the matter with picking some herbs as compensation?

As long as the medicine garden is not destroyed, Zhang Laodao should be able to understand it, right?

Zhang Xibao walked towards Zhang Laodao's thatched hut while chewing the fire-yang fruit.

"I don't know what good things are in this hut?"

Pushing open the wooden door, the scene in the hut came into Zhang Xibao's eyes.

The thatched hut is small in size, and what comes into view is a desk with a red wooden box on it.

The strange thing is that there are three snow-white pills floating above the wooden box.

『Huaqing Pill: Condensed and condensed clear air between heaven and earth, which can remove impurities from the body of a cultivator and improve the purity of clear air. 』

"The spiritual energy in the world is converging towards these three pills. I'm afraid it's not another magical feature of this gourd."

Zhang Xibao recalled that during the college entrance examination, the terrifying amount of clear energy in this old man's body might not be the reason for swallowing this Huaqing pill all year round.

"Good stuff, I took it for Zhang Laodao, taste it!"

Zhang Xibao took the three Huaqing Pills and stuffed one into his mouth first.

The pill was cold in the mouth, and when it touched the tip of the tongue, it immediately turned into a stream of cool water vapor and poured into the body.

Zhang Xibao felt that the flow of fresh air in his body was smoother, and the fresh air became more intense.

Ka Ka Ka!

The book spirit danced, and the pages of the book closed one by one.

"Just now your savior has made meritorious service, let me reward you with one!"

Zhang Xibao threw Shu Ling a Huaqing Pill, a page of Shu Ling's book, swallowed the pill, and disappeared in satisfaction.

"Well, there's only one left."

"I ate too fast just now, I didn't taste the taste..."

"It's a big deal, I'll ask Mr. Zhang for it in the future!"

Zhang Xibao hesitated for a moment, and threw the last Huaqing Pill into his mouth.

After leaving the thatched hut, the little crows had already finished picking, and all kinds of fairy grasses and fairy fruits were piled up in piles by category.

"Beautiful job, one blood pill per bird!"

With a big wave of Zhang Xibao's hand, he collected all the fairy grasses into the Tongtian Treasure House, and threw ten bottles of pills to Crow King Xiaoni, letting them divide it among themselves.

"I've eaten the Huaqing Pill, and the medicine field has finished picking, so what should I do?"

Zhang Xibao looked around and slapped his hands: "Why don't you just dig some more foreign soil, I will follow Zhang Laodao's example and grow some fairy grass to be self-sufficient. It's too expensive to spend points to buy pills all the time!"

Zhang Xibao took out the shovel he bought last time from the Tongtianbao Curry, and started digging the foreign soil.

It has to be said that Zhang Laodao has put his heart into this world, and the colors of these foreign soils are actually different. At first glance, they are five-color soils collected from different foreign lands!

Blue, red, yellow, white, black, five-color soil, Zhang Xibao dug a lot of each.

Qizixian gourd outside.

Zhang Laodao rode a gourd boat back to the Nanshi Foreign Land Management Bureau. He flew so fast that he left the helicopter far behind.

"Well, there has been no movement for a long time, let's see what this kid is doing?"

Zhang Laodao pulled off the lid of the gourd, squinted one eye and looked into the gourd.

He first looked at the wall of fire made by the real fire of Samadhi.

"Well, the fire wall is off and people are gone, how is this possible?!"

Zhang Laodao was shocked at first, and then his heart skipped a beat.

"Not good, not good, big things are not good!"

Zhang Laodao shifted his gaze and hurriedly looked at Yaotian.

The originally colorful medicine fields are bald!

With a sound of hoo, Zhang Laodao felt a tightness in his chest, and he couldn't breathe evenly, and he felt that his whole body was not well.

Rubbing his chest, he continued to look into the gourd. Finally, he locked Zhang Xibao. After picking the herbs, this kid was actually digging the soil with his ass pouted!

"Damn it, you have to dig the dirt!"

Zhang Laodao was completely impatient, he put the gourd on the ground, recited the formula silently, turned around, and rushed into the inner world of the Qizixian gourd.

"stop!"

Zhang Laodao roared hoarsely.

Zhang Xibao stagnated, and quickly put the last shovel of foreign soil into the Tongtian Treasure House, turned around slowly, and smiled: "Hello, Daoist, do you believe me when I walk around?"

Zhang Laodao first rushed into the thatched hut to take a look, the Huaqing Dan was gone, and he knew where it went with his feet, and then looked at the ground, there was a large piece of each of the five colors of soil missing, and the ground was as ugly as the top of a bald man's head.

"Climb for the old Taoist!"

"No, give me back the herbs and foreign soil!"

Zhang Laodao covered his chest with one hand, and pointed at Zhang Xibao with a trembling hand.

"not return!"

Zhang Xibao began to play rogue.

"I escaped from the Fire Wall of Samadhi with my own ability, what's the matter with picking some local products, you old man is very good at searching, you are not as good as my group of spirit apes!"

"You, you, you... shameless!"

Zhang Laodao kicked Zhang Xibao with a whip, Zhang Xibao jumped away, called out Crow King Xiaoni, and let him fly out of the gap in the sky with him.

"I'm leaving first! Come back to pick next time, remember to get some Huaqing Dan, I can buy it with points!"

Zhang Xibao escaped from the Qizixian gourd, looked around and found no one around, so he picked up the lid of the gourd and put it back.

Now, Zhang Laodao was locked in the gourd, and he couldn't fly out even if he tried to chase him.

The gourd kept trembling in place, and Zhang Laodao's roar came from inside.

"Slip, slip..."

Zhang Xibao released the crow brothers and flew to Beishi on the flying carpet.

The crow feather in Zhang Laodao's hand was exhausted, Xuan Yipan could no longer find Zhang Xibao, and he didn't leave Zhang Laodao any traces when he was in the Qizi fairy gourd, instead he made a lot of money.

"See it?"

Zhang Xibao raised his head and said to the crow boys who were calling Mai: "Shenma is called a profession, and this is called a profession. Learn more from now on!"

"Bao Ye is mighty! 』

"Bao Ye, Niubi Quack! 』

The crow boys' flattery sounded in the sky.

When the helicopter landed at the Nanshi Foreign Land Management Bureau, Zhen Shuichen didn't see Zhang Laodao, but only saw the trembling Qizixian gourd on the ground.

Boo!

Zhenshui worm pulled off the lid of the gourd, and Zhang Laodao flew out, pointing at the sky with a face of grief and anger and shouting: "I can't live with this son!!!