Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

"Oh, then I'll go to bed first, I'm so sleepy."

Zhang Xibao glanced at the wall clock and realized that it was indeed getting late, so he yawned and walked towards the bedroom.

The training camp for outstanding freshmen is approaching, and Zhang Xibao intends to take a good rest to recharge his spirits and prepare for the start of school.

Zhan Nian was still staring at the phone screen, the green light reflected his face strangely, looking at Zhang Xibao's back, Zhan Nian smiled slightly.

Zhang Xibao fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed, the fungus and Chinchilla lay beside his pillow, and the three fell asleep soundly.

Zhan Nian suddenly appeared beside the bed, looking down at Zhang Xibao.

Zhang Xibao slept too soundly, and there was no sound from Zhan Nian, so Zhang Xibao didn't wake up, but the fungus and Chinchilla moved their ears, opened their eyes, and looked at Zhan Nian vigilantly.

Zhan Nian put his index finger up to his lips, signaling Chinmouse and the fungus to be silent, the two guys looked at each other, shut their mouths tightly, and planned to wake Zhang Xibao if something happened.

Zhan Nian waved his hand, and Shu Ling flew out from Zhang Xibao's sea of ​​consciousness, and Zhan Nian sent a consciousness to Shu Ling: "I made something fun, and I need your help." 』

Shu Ling didn't refuse, Zhan Nian split a consciousness and merged into Shu Ling, and Shu Ling flew back to Zhang Xibao's sea of ​​consciousness.

Consciousness in the sea.

Zhang Xibao opened his eyes, and in front of him stood the towering Jianzhong Mountain, but the dark clouds blocking the top of the mountain were gone, replaced by a magnificent palace.

Jianzhong Mountain is the foundation of the palace, and the mountain road is the steps of the palace.

"I knock, am I dreaming?"

Zhang Xibao twisted his arm tentatively.

"Ah, why does it still hurt in the dream!"

On the actual bed, Zhang Xibao trembled twice, but did not wake up.

"Hi, is anyone there?"

Dashan echoed Zhang Xibao's voice.

"What a real dream..."

Zhang Xibao climbed up the steps, without much climbing, he was already on the steps of the palace.

There is a pitch-black plaque on the gate of the palace, with four large golden characters written on it: "Swordman 1.0", and a row of small vertical characters beside it: "Produced by Zhan Nian".

"I knock, what kind of strange setting is this?"

Zhang Xibao shook his head, stepped into the hall, and shouted into the hall: "Zhan Nian, are you playing tricks?"

No response.

A green arrow slowly appeared in the air.

"Does it mean that I want to keep going? But Mao is green?"

Zhang Xibao continued to walk in the direction indicated by the arrow, rows of large characters began to appear in the air, the characters were also green, and the scene began to change.

"Once upon a time, there was an evil devil named Zhan Nian. After he heard that the kingdom had the most beautiful princess in the world, he took the princess back to the devil's castle. Because he was the devil, he wanted to take all the treasures and the most powerful weapons Make it your own with the most beautiful women. 』

The scene is an evil palace. Zhan Nian wearing a black robe snatched a girl back to the palace. Zhang Xibao looked at the girl and found that it was a very familiar face.

"Why does Princess Mao have the face of Vermilion Bird?!"

"And why is this plot so vulgar, hey!"

There was no response, and the arrow signaled Zhang Xibao to continue walking.

The scene and words changed again.

"There was a warrior named Zhang Xibao who loved the princess very much. After hearing that the devil had captured the princess, he found the king and volunteered to rescue the princess. He only hoped to marry the princess. The king agreed to the warrior's request and asked him to choose the sharpest weapon Curry. arms. 』

A weapons arsenal appeared in front of Zhang Xibao. Two rows of shelves were filled with weapons, such as knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, all kinds of weapons.

"Please choose your weapon"

"Fight the devil, save the princess!"

Zhang Xibao twisted his neck and loosened his wrist: "Then I'll play with you!"

Zhang Xibao went straight to the shelf, reaching for the big gun: "One inch long, one inch strong, I choose the big gun!"

Zhang Xibao drew his big gun, but the big gun didn't move at all.

"Huh? Why can't you pull it out?"

Zhang Xibao stretched out his hand to the halberd again, but he couldn't pull it out either, so did the axe, and so did the broadsword. In the end, only the sword could be pulled out.

"Tch, if you want me to use a sword, just say so, and you still use such extra things to hurt my feelings!"

Zhang Xibao continued to walk forward with the sword in hand, and a dark door appeared in front of him.

"The Devil's Castle is divided into nine floors. The Devil and the princess live on the highest floor. The first to eighth floors are guarded by the devil's minions. The brave need to enter from the first floor and kill all the way to the top floor. Only by defeating all the enemies can they save their loved ones." woman. 』

"Zhan Nian, you are not only a bad screenwriter, but also a good planner!"

Zhang Xibao took a deep breath and clenched his sword tightly.

"Eight minions, right? I want to see what medicine you can sell in your gourd!"

Zhang Xibao stepped into the pitch-black gate, his eyes went dark for a moment, then lit up again, the scene changed.

The first floor of the Demon King's Castle.

The floor and walls were made of black stones, and the lamps on the walls were glowing with will-o'-the-wisps. Zhang Xibao glanced at the empty hall and found a person sitting in the stone chair directly in front of him.

The man wore a hat on his head, his face was unknown, he was dressed in black leather armor, and there were two big knives stuck in the left and right sides respectively.

"Minions, huh? Come on!"

Zhang Xibao hooked his hands forward.

The man in the bamboo hat stood up, more than two meters tall, drew out his two sabers with a bang, and ran towards Zhang Xibao with big strides, and his pace became faster and faster, and the momentum of the two-handed sabers was strengthening.

Zhang Xibao drew out his sword, holding the scabbard in his left hand and the sword in his right, intending to block with the scabbard and attack with the sword, after all, the opponent wields two sabers, and he has no advantage in weapons.

The man in the bamboo hat rushed all the way, the tip of the knife rubbed sparks on the ground, and when he got close to Zhang Xibao, he raised his two knives and slashed one horizontally and one vertically, with great force.

The opponent was in the limelight, it would be unwise to resist this blow head on, Zhang Xibao turned around to dodge the blow.

Click!

The stone bricks in front of the bamboo hat man were split.

"Have strength!"

As soon as the words were finished, the man in the bamboo hat crossed his arms and slashed, and the knife light flew towards Zhang Xibao in the shape of "X".

Zhang Xibao shortened his body, nimbly dodged the attack, and took advantage of the opportunity to draw a sword on the thigh of the bamboo hat man. There was no tomato juice as imagined in the wound, only a hole.

"I'm knocking, I miss you that this model is not realistic!"

The man in the bamboo hat slashed again, and Zhang Xibao hid again. He saw that the speed of the man's right leg slowed down.

"I understand, as long as it is stabbed, the model will be affected, right?"

"The knife is a melee weapon. This guy's movement speed is not as fast as mine, and his reaction is not enough. I can use this to increase the wound on his body, and then find a chance to kill him with one blow!"

The man in the bamboo hat is like a fierce and dull blue whale, Zhang Xibao keeps adding wounds to his body like a killer whale, his movements become more and more sluggish.

After the man in the hat made another double-knife attack, there was a brief delay before preparing for the next attack.

"Chance!"

Zhang Xibao seized the precious opportunity, jumped up nimbly like a big bird, and slashed the sword in his hand across the neck of the man in bamboo hat.

boom!

The head of the man in the bamboo hat fell to the ground, and his huge body fell to the ground with a crash. There was no tomato juice, not even the green juice burst.

Zhang Xibao squatted down, curiously lifted the bamboo hat on the head, and found that inside was a round ball without facial features, not a head at all.

"So if you wear a bamboo hat, you won't have to model yourself?"

"You have defeated the first layer of minions! 』

The corpse of the bamboo hat man turned into light and disappeared.

Zhang Xibao walked towards the second floor, but a line of words flew out:

"The second floor is not yet open, so stay tuned! 』

"I knock!"

Zhang Xibao couldn't help complaining: "Semi-finished product?"

"right."

Zhan Nian suddenly appeared in front of Zhang Xibao, and introduced: "I just finished the construction of the first floor, let me test the waters with you, the action of this model is still clumsy, and it is not smart enough, next time you challenge the second floor, you can It won't be that easy to win!"

"What's going on? You have to explain it to me!"

Zhang Xibao stepped forward and pointed at Zhan Nian's nose: "Why is Princess Mao's face Vermilion Bird?"

"Vermilion Bird away?"

Zhan Nian shook his head: "I don't know him, but I just saw that you have the memory of this girl in your mind, so I just used it as a model. Isn't the little girl pretty? You don't like it? Shall I change it for you?"

With a wave of Zhan Nian's hand, the princess appeared, and her face changed to that of Han Meimei.

The quiet Vermilion Bird is obviously more suitable to be a princess than Han Meimei who knocks me one by one.

Zhang Xibao's face was full of black lines: "Forget it, you should change back!"

"Actually, it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you have to come here to fight every night!"

Zhan Nian waved away the model of the princess, and said to Zhang Xibao: "Actual combat is the fastest way to increase your combat power."

"The story is just a template I found on the Internet and put it in to make it more interesting, but these eight minions are very particular. They are the remnants of the eight weapon masters of Jianzhongshan."

"Cannian?" Zhang Xibao asked curiously.

"Yes, I do not know how long I fell asleep in Jianzhong mountain. Since the opening of the sword tomb, the fresh air has recovered, and I have woken up. The top of the mountain is rather boring. I collected some remnants of weapons and read their memories to relieve boredom. I!"

"The Internet in your world inspired me. I made your actual combat training into a game. Isn't it always said that education should be entertaining?"

Zhan Nian turned his head and asked Zhang Xibao: "Do you feel happy?"

Zhang Xibao smiled slightly: "You brought eight vicious things out to beat me, and you still want to ask me if I'm happy?"

"How about I improve it?"

Zhan Nian muttered to himself: "How about some cartoon characters?"

Zhang Xibao couldn't imagine what it would be like to be rubbed against the ground by things like sheep, yellow skin mice, and jingle cats. It was like a child's shoe sole, so he waved his hand.

"Forget it, that's pretty good."

Zhang Xibao suddenly remembered something, and asked Zhan Nian: "Why does it hurt when I pinch myself?"

"Of course it is to increase the degree of reality. If you don't feel pain, how can you learn a lesson? Is it still a real battle if you don't feel pain?"

Zhan Nian smiled slightly, gathered a ray of sword energy at his fingertips, and flicked towards Zhang Xibao.

The sword energy came in a flash, Zhang Xibao only felt a pain in his chest, and he woke up.

"Ahhh, it hurts to death!"

Zhang Xibao touched his chest twice randomly, and found that there was no wound, but the feeling of his chest being smashed by the sword energy was very real.