Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

"Oooo……"

"Ahhhhhh..."

Zhang Xibao rolled around on the bed with his head in his arms.

"It hurts me to death!"

There was a golden brilliance floating above Zhan Nian's finger, and he looked at Zhang Xibao with a smile: "The skull is the most difficult bone, bear with it, there is still half left..."

"It hurts more than having a centipede in your ear!" Zhang Xibao rolled his eyes in pain.

After the bone fusion officially started, Zhang Xibao asked for half a month's leave, and Bai Weiwei gave him the approval without asking the reason.

Zhan Nian said that after the bone fusion is completed, he needs to rest for a while, so he has obviously accelerated the speed of bone fusion during this week, and it is day and night.

Starting from Zhang Xibao's left hand, the phalanx, the arm bone, and then a section of the spine, and now it's finally the turn of the most important skull.

"Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, hurry up!"

Zhang Xibao urged, Zhan Nian pressed the last bit of golden light on Zhang Xibao's head.

"Oh oh, it's numb, it's numb..."

Zhang Xibao started rolling around again, Zhan Nian took an ice pack from the refrigerator and threw it to him.

"Honestly speaking, your pain tolerance is quite strong. For ordinary people, you will probably collapse under the severe pain for these three days..."

Zhang Xibao wiped the snot and tears all over his face, reached out and picked up an ice pack, applied it to his head, and began to lie on the bed and pretend to be dead.

"Cheer up, there is still half of it..."

Zhan Nian glanced at the bones on the floor, the sloughs had been scattered, the left arm, head, spine, and ribs had all been turned into fly ash, leaving only the parts below the pelvis.

For the next week, Zhang Xibao continued to suffer from melting pain, and his howls could be heard from time to time in the room.

"Ahhh, my big trochanter!"

"Oh oh my tailbone!"

"Ooooh, my Pollenque!"

During this period, the property management company came several times, glanced at the sickly Zhang Xibao, and reminded the young people to pay attention to restraint...

On the last day of the second week, the bone fusion was finally completed.

Zhang Xibao also really understood what Zhan Nian said about greatly increasing his physical strength.

Zhang Xibao felt urgent to urinate and just wanted to get up from the bed.

boom!

The bed collapsed!

He scratched his head, thinking that the quality of this bed is really bad...

Unexpectedly, the soles of his feet had just touched the floor, and there was a click, and the floor cracked!

The voice of Zhan Nian sounded from the side: "You have just completed the bone fusion, and your body has not yet adapted to this force."

"Alright alright……"

Zhang Xibao tiptoed towards the toilet.

Snapped!

"Oh oh oh oh oh……"

There was a crisp sound, followed by an exclamation.

Zhang Xibao ran out from the toilet and looked at Zhan Nian in horror: "I pissed the toilet! Isn't it melting bones, can it also nourish the kidneys?"

Zhan Nian said as a matter of course: "Of course the divinity of the bones will feed back the body. Your current physical body is probably about the same strength as Superman."

Zhang Xibao suddenly remembered the movie he had seen before. Superman punched a big hole in the skin of the train with his hand. It really is that art comes from reality...

The bed was broken, the floor was cracked, the toilet was broken...

All of these will cost money, although Zhang Xibao is not short of money at all now.

No matter how much money you have, it is not a reason to waste it, so Zhang Xibao wandered around the equipment area of ​​the community for a day like a patient undergoing rehabilitation training, and gradually mastered the strength of his body.

"I'm about to fall into a deep sleep, find a fire in the center of the earth as soon as possible, and throw the flying sword into it!"

"Oh, by the way, Tongtianbao Curry's large piece of intangible bone can be refined together with Fang Rui, you decide..."

Zhan Nian simply told Zhang Xibao a few words, and flew back to the big black stick.

The bed was broken, Zhang Xibao sat cross-legged on the sofa, sipping monkey wine.

"Zhen Nian has fallen asleep, and there are three of us left."

Zhang Xibao licked the fungus, and then the small head of the Panjin mouse.

"A little boring……"

"How about we broadcast it live?"

"Julingtao is about to mature, so advertise in advance and spread the word!"

As soon as he said it, Zhang Xibao sent the photos taken in the Spirit Ape Tribe to his fans, and spent points to buy a three-month advertisement on the World Channel.

In an instant the channel exploded.

"? ? ? 』

"Return of missing persons? 』

"I thought Master Bao's account was banned! Do you still know come back? 』

"Bao Ye sent me a bunch of pictures of monkeys, the ones with no clothes on. 』

"People's XP is free, but I advise Master Bao to see a doctor..."

"Get ready, crow boys!"

Zhang Xibao took out the flame crow flag, waved it, and a group of flame crows flew out.

"Two of those who are good at manual work!"

Zhang Xibao took out a stack of colored paper and asked the crow boys to write slogans.

"A few who can sing!"

Zhang Xibao whispered to the crow boys who could only shout wheat for a while, and finished the whole project.

Yaduo is powerful, and in a short while, the background of the live broadcast will be done.

"Ready to broadcast!"

The live broadcast room opened, and in an instant, the number of viewers surged to millions. It turned out that everyone was waiting for Master Bao to start broadcasting!

"Come on baby! 』

"Grandpa, the anchor you follow is finally on the air!" 』

"What about people, what about people, what about people? 』

The live broadcast room was completely dark. Suddenly, a spotlight hit the snow-white wall, and there were three black shadows on the wall.

The black shadows turned around one by one, and it turned out to be Brother Crow with his back to the audience.

Little Crow started to shake, and began to sing, with a sad voice:

『Haocang Island in Beishi, Haocang Island in Beishi, the largest tribe, the Spirit Ape Tribe closed down! 』

"Bastard, bastard, the leader of the spirit ape is not human, he eats, drinks, gambles, owes 350 million, and ran away with his sister-in-law!" 』

"We have no choice but to use Juling peach pits to pay wages. The Juling peach pits produced in foreign lands are sold cheaply!" 』

"receive!"

Zhang Xibao snapped his fingers, and the Three Crows bowed and left the stage.

The audience entered the live broadcast room in bewilderment, and finished watching the performance in bewilderment.

"Hey hey, hello everyone!"

Zhang Xibao sat back in front of the camera and greeted the fans.

"Damn ghost, do you still know how to come back?" 』

"What just happened..."

"Lingjuling peach core, I think I've eaten it before, it's very nourishing, but it's very expensive..."

"Hey, this fan has a point!"

Zhang Xibao took out a handful of juling peach pits and started eating and broadcasting on the spot. He introduced as he ate: "Juling peach pits are a rare fruit from Haocang Island in Beishi. After eating, they can increase their lifespan and wisdom. It is very suitable for the elderly. Eat with the kids."

"Hungry..."

"I see, Lord Bao stopped selling alcohol, and started live broadcasting to bring goods!" 』

"But this fruit is too expensive, Lord Bao, the price I bought at the beginning was 100 points!" 』

Zhang Xibao waved his hand, threw a nut into his mouth, and chewed it twice: "Can I still cheat you? You bought it at the price of the black market. If I don't sell it for 100 points, I don't sell it." 50 points, only 25 points for sale, directly splitting two knives in half, you are not convinced!"

At this time, a fan named [Sa Rilang] asked on the barrage: "25 points is quite cheap, but will your peach pit be ripe?" 』

"I have my own peach pits, can I sell your raw peach eggs?"

Zhang Xibao peeled off a peach core, and let the fans look at the nuts inside: "Did you see, it's all pulp, and the plump ones are sprayed with oil!"

"So, where can I buy it? I want to buy in bulk, or place an order at your shop window, Master Bao?" 』

"No no no!"

Zhang Xibao shook his head: "Because the sales volume of peach pits is very large this time, the show windows in the live broadcast room can no longer meet the order requirements, so this time we use distribution stores to sell. You only need to place an order at Qian's store, and there are distribution stores in every city. , look for Qian Shi!"

"The store has both bulk and gift packs, and the price is absolutely fair, and you will get ten compensation for fake ones!"

The reason why Zhang Xibao has this confidence is because Qian's lifeline is in the spirit stone business, and each Qian family has distribution channels and spirit stone inspection machines in every city.

The Yibao machine can test the original spirit stone wrapped in the shell, and naturally it can also test the quality of the Juling peach core. As long as the assembly line of the spirit stone is changed, the assembly line of the Juling peach core will come out.

"Master Bao and I have the reputation of Qian's here. We will definitely not deceive everyone."

"Juling peach cores are about to mature. At that time, Master Bao will show you a series of processes from picking and peeling Juling peach cores to drying and packing, so that everyone can buy with peace of mind and eat with confidence!"

"Since Master Bao said so, I have to buy and taste the fruit when it's ripe..."

"+1,+1"

"Buy it for the kids to taste..."

"I have something for the elderly to give to the elderly during the Chinese New Year, hehe..."