Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

A box of noodles was less than 50 yuan, Zhang Xibao took 100 chrysanthemum mice, and made a small profit.

He smiled and wanted to put the hundred-dollar bill into the wallet, but when he opened the wallet, he suddenly jumped up like a cat with its tail caught.

Zhang Xibao picked up the knife sharpening stick, pointed at Chinchilla and yelled angrily, "You dare to buy my noodles with labor and capital's money?!"

Chinchilla stroked his beard, picked up a pen and wrote:

"Stealing money before the agreement is not counted!" 』

Then, Chinchilla wrote another sentence, which almost made Zhang Xibao faint.

"Money is something outside of the body, no money! 』

Chin Maoshu crossed his hips, looking like a bachelor.

Money is useless to alien beasts, and it doesn't taste good, and it is impossible for them to buy things with money, so Chin Maoshu has the ability to change shape and change shadows, except for a mouth that can't be filled and the ability to It is basically destitute to hold the belly of a cow.

Zhang Xibao admits that he is greedy for money, but he will not instigate Chinchilla to steal things. People should have a bottom line, as a movie said: Although we are poor, we will not steal, we will not rob, we do not belong to Our things, we don't take...

Zhang Xibao and Chinchilla once again stared wide-eyed. There were more than a dozen buckets of instant noodle between each person and the mouse. In the end, Zhang Xibao was defeated and planned to go to the kitchen to find something to fill his stomach.

After a while, Zhang Xibao rushed out brandishing a stick, and shouted, "Where's the rice and noodles in my kitchen? You gave away all the bacon I couldn't bear to eat!"

While Zhang Xibao was asleep, Chinchilla ate everything in his kitchen, how could he not be angry!

The Chinchilla squeaked and squeaked, apparently not saying anything good, it took Zhang Xibao around the house relying on running fast.

"Hey, tired, destroy it!"

Zhang Xibao sat on the stool out of breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

After washing the marrow and cutting the bones, Zhang Xibao became hungry very quickly, especially after being tired. Zhang Xibao ate several buckets of instant noodles, and after chasing the Chinchilla, his stomach started to growl.

"I'm not full! 』

Seeing that Zhang Xibao stopped chasing it, Chin Maoshu boldly ran over and wrote three words on a piece of paper.

"Why don't you call Jinmaozhu from now on!"

"If you can eat like that, our contract has to be changed, or you'll make me poor just by eating!"

Chinchilla held a pen and explained:

"Today is a special occasion. I can forage for food by myself in the future. 』

"Okay, I don't need to raise it, if you know you can find something to eat, that's okay!"

Zhang Xibao checked the balance in his wallet, and decided to spend extravagantly tonight and have a whole supper.

Chinchilla stuffed the pen and paper into its mouth, and jumped into Zhang Xibao's trouser pocket, only showing its two small eyes.

"Hey, you are relying on me and not leaving, are you?"

Zhang Xibao, an orphan with no identity and background, has no friends, and lives a difficult life, let alone keeping pets. His house is shabby, and mice don't usually come here.

He patted his pocket and smiled. Although he knew that Chinchilla was reluctant to leave because of the inheritance of "Datong Tianbaojian", he was still inexplicably comforted by this little thing.

"Let's go, but don't think I'll treat you to supper!"

After going downstairs, the mobile phone in his pocket rang. Zhang Xibao took out the mobile phone and saw that it was Han Meimei, who was at the same table.

"Hey, what's the matter?"

After answering the phone, Han Meimei's loud voice came from the other end: "Hey, Zhang Xibao, haven't you watched the class group?"

Zhang Xibao thought to himself that I have been tossing around all afternoon, how can I have time to watch the class group, and the class group will talk about all kinds of nonsense except for discussing homework, and it is meaningless to watch it or not.

"I didn't see it, what's wrong?"

Click on the class group of Class 1 of the third year of high school, and the group is indeed 99+. Zhang Xibao browsed it roughly, 99 messages, 99 nonsense.

"Oh, Qi Dongqiang celebrated his birthday and said that he would let everyone go to his restaurant for dinner. He treats guests! Everyone said to go, but you didn't say anything."

Zhang Xibao picked out his ears, and said in surprise: "Qi Dongqiang treats guests? Why is he so generous this time?"

"I heard that his father gave him a yellow grade A rare treasure as a birthday present. I guess he wanted to show off to everyone." Han Meimei guessed.

"Oh~" Zhang Xibao made a long sound.

The strange treasures are divided into four major ranks of heaven, earth, black and yellow, and each major rank has four smaller ranks, A, B, C, and D. As a high school student, it is quite enough to get a rare treasure of the yellow rank, A rank.

Han Meimei asked: "Then are you going or not, why don't you make a sound?"

"squeak! 』The Chinchilla in the pocket called out with a clear and clear voice.

"Hey, you really squeaked!" Han Meimei laughed loudly on the other end of the phone.

"I didn't say it!" Zhang Xibao roared angrily.

Although usually Zhang Xibao and Qi Dongqiang can't play together, but in order to integrate into the class and not make himself appear so alone, he thought about it and ordered a +1 in the class group, which means that he also went to the restaurant.

Although he said he was going to the cafeteria, Zhang Xibao didn't intend to eat Qi Dongqiang's meal, and eating at the same table with that stinky guy, Zhang Xibao felt that he would definitely feel sick to his stomach.

Zhang Xibao left the community, got on the No. 1 bus, and headed for the seafood cafeteria opened by Qi Dongqiang's family.

Inside the cafeteria.

Most of the students from Class 1, Grade 3 had already arrived, and they were chatting in a huge private room. There were two huge round dining tables, one for boys and one for girls.

Zhang Xibao looked for the room according to the room number, pulled out an empty chair and sat down.

Qi Dongqiang raised his eyelids, saw Zhang Xibao walking in, and said angrily, "Hey, classmate Zhang Xibao is so late?"

A group of students began to booing: "Those who are late will be fined three glasses of wine in a while!"

Zhang Xibao smiled and said nothing.

Qi Dongqiang threw out a sentence unhurriedly: "I didn't invite you, why are you here, are you eating?"

The noise in the huge room stopped abruptly, and everyone was a little embarrassed. If you want to talk about Cengfan, everyone present is here to Cengfan, but everyone knows that Qi Dongqiang is targeting Zhang Xibao alone, so they all looked at Zhang Xibao in silence .

"Qi Dongqiang, this is a bit too much..." Han Meimei said something fair.

Qi Dongqiang waved his hand, signaling Han Meimei to leave it alone.

Zhang Xibao took out the ticket stub of the cafeteria from his pocket, put it on the table, and glanced at Qi Dongqiang quietly: "I'm going out for a late-night snack, don't you take yourself too seriously?"

Everyone saw the ticket stub in Zhang Xibao's hand clearly, and turned their gazes to Qi Dongqiang in unison, Qi Dongqiang's face turned pale in an instant.

The emotional Zhang Xibao didn't come here to support Qi Dongqiang, he had already bought a ticket.

Qi Dongqiang was the young owner of the restaurant, and the female manager of the restaurant did not dare to be negligent, so she came over to refill everyone's tea in person. After seeing Zhang Xibao, she said strangely: "Guest, your seat is outside the hall, not in the private room..."

"Oh, I know."

Zhang Xibao stood up, picked up the ticket stubs on the table, and followed the waitress' guidance to leave.

"My family's restaurant is a high-end cafeteria. The ticket price is 810 yuan. You will swell your face and pretend to be fat. You will eat steamed buns in your arms for the next week!"

Qi Dongqiang's exasperated voice came from behind, Zhang Xibao stopped, turned around and smiled and said: "Qi Dongqiang, today is your birthday, and the classmates sent flowers and gifts. I have nothing to give, so I will teach you a lesson. Teach you what it means to be kind to others is to be kind to yourself!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xibao turned around and went to the hall to find his own seat.

Qi Dong sat down with frowning brows, very disdainful of Zhang Xibao's words, he wanted to see what Zhang Xibao could teach him.

"Can I choose the seat myself? I don't like the seat you mentioned very much." Zhang Xibao turned to ask the waiter.

"Of course." The waiter signaled Zhang Xibao to choose a seat at will.

Zhang Xibao looked up at the layout of the restaurant, selected a seat in the dead corner of the surveillance, pointed to it and said, "That's it, I like quiet."

Zhang Xibao sat in the seat, took Chinchilla out of his pocket, held it by the nape of its neck and said viciously, "I'll eat it for you, eat my 800 yuan back, and teach Qi Dongqiang a lesson! I understand! Well?"

Chinchilla blinked its eyes and nodded, it felt that Zhang Xibao at this moment was really scary!

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