Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

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Gululu...

The bewildered Crazy San'er rolled several times on the ground.

What happened?

Crazy San'er came back to his senses and saw Zhang Xibao standing in front of him, while the green-horned water Curry crawled out of a huge monster with his own special fishhook hanging from its mouth.

There is still a smear of blood on the hook, and the tail is connected to the fishing line on the fishing gear.

"Longevity, the big fish has long legs!"

Crazy San'er lay on Zhang Xibao's back, showing half of his head: "Brother, I'm afraid!"

"It's okay, don't panic!"

Zhang Xibao patted the fishing brother's head to comfort him, then pointed to the dragon carp that had climbed ashore and said, "Look clearly, this is the big thing you've been waiting for for three years!"

This wave, this wave is Ye Gonghaolong.

Crazy San'er shivered, who knew that the big fish he had been waiting for for three years was such a thing!

I want fish, not monsters!

The dragon carp in front of me looks like a fish but not a fish. It is about three meters long. It has the head, body and tail of a fish, but it has two thick front claws. The claws are like dragon claws, and the scales all over the body are shining under the small searchlight Golden red reflections.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

The hook that couldn't be shaken off and the pain in the wound stimulated the dragon carp. It roared and jumped towards Zhang Xibao with its two front paws.

"Well done!"

Zhang Xibao was not afraid of being overjoyed, as he stepped back, he drew a symbol in the center of his palm.

The dragon carp and toad jumped and chased after the two of them.

"Five thunders and five thunders, you will meet Huang Ning immediately, and you will arrive at your call, and you will send out your positive voice quickly!"

Jue Bi Fu Cheng.

"go!"

Zhang Xibao played out the ancient script of Five Thunders.

boom!

A streak of purple plasma hit the dragon carp's body, causing its skin to be ripped apart, its scales flying around, and a spray of blood splashed on the bluestone slab.

Wow!

The dragon carp was in pain, and found that Zhang Xibao in front of him was capable, so he wanted to retreat and wanted to return to the water.

This dragon carp is a second-level yellow beast, and it has already developed a high level of intelligence, otherwise it would not have been hidden in the Green Horn Reservoir for so many years.

It understood that it was the fishing gear nailed to the bluestone board that trapped itself, so it backed up and bumped its head against the tripod. The fishing rod was detached from the stand, and was dragged and rubbed on the ground by the dragon carp.

"It's all here, why don't you leave without a meal?"

"Today eat fish head with chopped pepper, are you interested?"

Zhang Xibao chased after him with a grinning grin, stepped on the fishing line on the ground, picked up the fishing rod and ran up the embankment.

Zheng!

The fishing line straightened in an instant, the dragon carp was on the hook, and Zhang Xibao was on the rod, and the two guys began to wrestle.

The dragon carp had a fishhook hanging from its mouth, and Zhang Xibao was holding the fishing rod to prevent it from leaving, so it kept shaking the fish's head, trying to make Zhang Xibao lose control of the fishing rod.

The fisherman's fishing rod is specially made. He used steel to weld the fishing rod to catch this big fish. There is no risk of the rod exploding. Moreover, the fishing line is made of ten strands of polyethylene fibers, and it is impossible to break. fold.

Zhang Xibao put his heels on the big rock by the reservoir, his body stretched straight, the veins on his arms and forehead all popped out, his face was swollen red.

One person and one fish are in a stalemate for the time being.

At this time, Mad San'er had recovered from his panic, he kindly persuaded Zhang Xibao: "Brother, this thing is a monster, it's too scary, why don't we let it go!"

"No!"

"I won't agree to death!"

"We're all hooked, and we're the ones who get hooked!"

"The big fish that was finally caught, where did the fisherman's spirit of never being an air force go?"

Zhang Xibao roared angrily and sprayed Crazy San'er with spit on his face: "Hurry up and help me!"

"Oh, good!"

Kuang San'er was stunned for a moment, and quickly pulled the rope at the end of the fishing rod to help Zhang Xibao.

"Not strong enough!"

"What about the trick you realized, isn't it bragging?"

Zhang Xibao's two words aroused the bloodiness of Crazy San'er.

"Who says I'm bragging? When I was young, all the lads from all over the world couldn't pull me out!"

Nonsence!

Pooh!

Crazy San'er stared, spit two mouthfuls into the palm of his hand to increase the friction, he grabbed the rope, inserted his feet into the cracks in the bluestone slabs, and then lay down on a slant, with the whole body at forty-five degrees to the ground horn.

Crazy San'er was like a wedge, firmly stuck on the bluestone board with force, and Zhang Xibao's side instantly gained hundreds of catties of strength!

The balance of victory began to tilt towards Zhang Xibao.

Whoa whoa whoa!

Long Li was dragged towards the bank by its mouth, while Zhang Xibao and Kuang San'er kept retreating.

"You hold on first, I'll tie the rope to the tree!"

Crazy San'er yelled, and pulled the rope at the end of the fishing rod to tie it to an old willow tree.

"It's tied up!"

As soon as Zhang Xibao let go, it turned into a dragon carp wrestling with the old willow tree. The old willow tree shook its crown, but its roots did not move at all.

"Hey Hey!"

Zhang Xibao rubbed his reddened palms, and took out a three-edged bayonet from his waist.

"Hey, brother, be careful!"

Although the dragon carp is hooked by the fishhook, its swinging body and claws are still lethal.

Seeing that Zhang Xibao wanted to get close to the monster, Mad San'er couldn't help reminding him.

Zhang Xibao borrowed Crazy San'er's small searchlight and waved his hand to indicate that it's okay.

He told Crazy San'er: "You just hide on the embankment and wait, don't get close, so as not to get hurt, when I kill it, I will cut fish stones and ten catties of good meat for you!"

Zhang Xibao walked towards Long Li with a small lamp on his head.

He didn't rush straight up, otherwise the dragon carp's hundred-pound tail would have sent him flying in an instant.

Zhang Xibao went around behind Longli and picked up a stone the size of a human head from the ground.

"Don't hide, it will be over soon, it won't hurt!"

At this time, Zhang Xibao looked like a villain, holding up the big stone in his hand, aiming at the dragon carp's head constantly.

boom!

The big stone hit the top of the dragon carp's head, smashing the dragon carp to pieces, and lying on the ground dispirited.

If you open Zhang Xibao’s browser, the search records inside are:

"How to kill fish quickly? 』

"How can you kill a fish with one blow? 』

"Where is the key point of the fish? 』

The results of the search are the same, and they can be summed up in one sentence: the key to all vertebrates is the brain and spine.

Taking advantage of the dizziness of the dragon carp, the three-edged bayonet in Zhang Xibao's hand made a cut, and pierced the dragon carp obliquely into the spine along the gap between the cheeks of the dragon carp.

The dragon carp was completely motionless.

Tomato juice flowed out again, forming a small lake in the depression of the bluestone slab.

Squeak!

The golden mouse jumped out, stretched out its head, and all the blood of the dragon carp was sucked into its stomach.

Crazy Saner hid on the embankment, because Zhang Xibao kicked him away earlier, the night vision device on his head had gone somewhere, and there was no searchlight, so he could only vaguely see Zhang Xibao following him. The strange fish fight, but they can't really see the battle situation.

"Brother, are you alright?" Crazy San'er couldn't help shouting when he heard that there was no movement.

In the dark, Zhang Xibao responded: "It's okay, don't come here yet!"

The Tongtian pupils were opened, and Zhang Xibao's eyes shone with a golden light. He accurately plucked out a fish stone the size of a baby's head from the dragon carp's mouth, weighed it in his hand, and put it aside.

He cut off a large piece of fish meat on the tail of the fish, took the fish meat and fish stone in his hands, and walked towards Kuang San'er on the river bank.

"Brother, according to the agreement, I will give you the fish stone and ten catties of fish meat, and the rest will be mine."

Zhang Xibao put the fish stone and fish meat in Kuang San'er's hands.

Kuang San'er stared blankly at the bloody fish and fish stone in his hand and asked, "Can this stuff be eaten?"

"If you can eat it, you can definitely eat it, trust me!"

Zhang Xibao patted Kuang San'er on the shoulder: "Brother, let me tell you this, the child eats fish to be smart, the woman eats to beautify, and the man eats beef en!en!en!"

"Really?!" Crazy San'er's eyes lit up.

"I will never lie to you!"

Zhang Xibao and Kuang San'er showed smiles that men could understand.

In the end, Zhang Xibao warned again: "Brother, I have to say more, you go home and bring your wife and children back, and the family of three eats the fish. Don't throw it away or give it to others."

"This fish stone is a treasure. You can keep it for yourself. If you are short of money, you can sell it to the Appreciation Bureau. Remember to find a formal organization like the Appreciation Bureau."

"Also, if someone asks you where the fish stone came from, you can say that it is uploaded by your ancestors or picked up, but don't tell me what happened to me and us tonight. If you say it, it will cause extra problems. Can you Understand?"

Crazy San'er nodded half understanding. He already had some guesses in his mind that this fish monster might be the legendary beast.

When Crazy San'er came back to his senses, Zhang Xibao had disappeared, and there was only mess and bloodstains left on the embankment.

And Zhang Xibao, with the huge body of the dragon carp on his shoulders, desperately ran into the forest near the Lujiao reservoir.

The dragon carp is too big, it is unrealistic to carry it home, so we can eat some of it from local materials.

This fish has to be eaten while it is fresh, hey, it’s really authentic!

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