Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

"Come on, practice!"

In the equipment room, Director Bao changed into sportswear, his muscles bulging.

"Not coming!"

Zhang Xibao had just finished the project, wiped the sweat from his brow, and refused righteously.

Director Bao stared: "What's wrong, afraid of being beaten?"

Zhang Xibao shook his head: "I'm afraid you will be beaten, and then say that I bullied you!"

"Hehehe..." Director Bao laughed angrily.

"Hey hey..." Zhang Xibao smirked along.

Suddenly, Director Bao stepped down and grabbed Zhang Xibao with his big hand.

Zhang Xibao slapped Director Bao's arm and tripped towards Director Bao's immobile right leg.

"what?"

Feeling a numbness in his arm, Director Bao let out a light snort, it turned out that Zhang Xibao had precisely hit the numb tendon on the inside of his elbow.

Knowing that I have a handicap, why did you attack my right leg? The brat said he wouldn't bully me, so why did he attack at a vital place?

Director Bao was relieved and angry at the same time. He was pleased that Zhang Xibao's child could be taught, but he was angry that this kid was too insidious.

Snapped!

Director Bao responded with fire, and tapped Zhang Xibao's numb tendon on the inside of his leg with the tip of his toe.

"Oooo……"

Zhang Xibao jumped out on one leg like a cat whose tail was stepped on, hugging his right leg and rubbing it non-stop.

Numb, numb, too numb.

Director Bao continued to approach.

Zhang Xibao stood on one leg, with one leg turned up high, full of imposing manner, quite like that.

"Golden Rooster Independent!"

Director Bao was puzzled, I never taught this trick?

"I lied to you!"

Zhang Xibao took advantage of the time Director Bao was thinking, instead of retreating, he punched him.

Zhang Xibao yelled: "Old Bao, take it, I didn't hold back!"

The two got along for a while, and they were both teachers and friends. Zhang Xibao began to call Director Bao Laobao, and Director Bao was not angry now.

Heh...how can you kill me if you don't keep your hands?

Director Bao felt it was ridiculous, so he clenched his fist and swung it out. He decided to use 70% of his strength to let Zhang Xibao suffer.

boom!

Two fists collide.

All the surrounding equipment resonated and buzzed.

Director Bao heard his fist bone crack, and then his whole arm hurt, and he was pushed out with great force.

The unsuspecting Director Bao slammed on the mat, his head was empty, and he looked bewildered.

Zhang Xibao threw himself into the air...

"Oh oh oh oh... Laobao, your fists are so hard!"

Director Bao saw Zhang Xibao grinning and blowing his fists, then ran out of the equipment room with his schoolbag in his hand.

Before leaving, he still did not forget to sneer: "Old Bao, don't tell others that I bully you!"

"Brat!"

Director Bao let out a roar.

When Zhang Xibao ran away, he suddenly laughed.

Director Bao muttered to himself, "Is this kid a monster?"

"The more monsters like this come out in Daxia, the better!"

Director Bao glanced at his disabled right leg.

"Only in this way, the foreign race will not dare to step into my Great Xia half a step!"

I really like this kid more and more!

Zhang Xibao came to the cafeteria with his schoolbag in hand, only to find that the restaurant was closed!

"No way?!"

"What a wonderful canteen, it's gone?"

Zhang Xibao caught the fat sheep and squeezed them to death, and finally squeezed the Qi family's sheep to death.

"Forget it, let's go home and eat the Qi and Blood Pill."

Zhang Xibao didn't want to bully other restaurants, who told him to be so kind...

Beep beep!

"Different" sent three text messages in a row.

"I bought the treasure pill and the blank talisman paper the day before yesterday, what is the other one?"

Zhang Xibao scratched his head and walked to the unmanned counter on the ground floor of the building.

The square box contained 100 pills, and the long box contained a stack of blank talisman paper and two bottles of ink. As for the sheet-shaped box, Zhang Xibao hadn't guessed what it was.

go home.

Zhang Xibao first took out the treasure pill and the talisman paper, and then carefully opened the last box.

Inside the express box is a cardboard box.

Zhang Xibao opened the cardboard box again.

Inside the cardboard box is a wooden box.

Zhang Xibao patiently opened the wooden box.

Inside the wooden box are a vacuum bag and a plastic bag.

Nima, which guy packed the courier and put this Russian doll?

The plastic bag was transparent, and inside lay a piece of paper, to be more precise, a golden coupon with the words: Invitation Ticket for the Qualification of the Second Foreign Internal Test in Beishi.

"It turned out to be a courier from Beishi Appreciation Bureau."

Zhang Xibao picked up the vacuum bag again and tore it open to see that there was something like a compressed biscuit inside.

"What is this thing?"

Zhang Xibao took out the "compressed biscuits", and an instruction manual fell on the table.

The manual reads:

Pretender Mask (Great Saint Type)

Made of exotic animal skin, it perfectly fits the face, skin-friendly and breathable, small and easy to carry, it is the best choice for home travel and missions.

PS1 (produced by Xinyuehu, it must be a boutique!)

PS2 (I have made so many masks, have you ever seen a neurotic who wants to disguise himself as a monkey?)

Zhang Xibao: (????????????)?

Is this considered being ridiculed by a stranger...

The monkey has provoked you!

Zhang Xibao flipped through the instructions again, the specific usage is on the back of the paper, there is only one sentence:

The "biscuit" will recover after soaking in water.

Zhang Xibao put the piece of paper aside, took the "compressed biscuit" to the sink and poured some water on it.

The biscuit began to stretch, and after a while, a monkey king's headgear appeared in Zhang Xibao's hand.

"The headgear seems to be a bit too big, and what are you talking about must be a boutique..."

Zhang Xibao put the hood on his head speechlessly.

A miraculous scene happened. After being dried by Zhang Xibao's body temperature, the damp headgear began to shrink gradually, and then fit perfectly on Zhang Xibao's face.

"Ay Ya I gi!"

As soon as Zhang Xibao spoke, the face of the great sage in the mirror also opened his mouth. This headgear seemed to be just like Zhang Xibao's original skin.

The monkey's face has red, white and gold tricolor patterns, and its hair is golden brown monkey hair.

After wearing the headgear, it is not stuffy at all.

Zhang Xibao touched the left and right of the mirror, and felt that the mask was amazing!

"How do you take it off..."

Zhang Xibao tentatively splashed some water on his face, and the headgear that fitted his face fell off.

"What a sweet baby!"

Zhang Xibao put the headgear away carefully, and picked up the golden internal test invitation coupon.

The date on the invitation is: April 28, 2121.

"There are still 3 days to expire. Isn't it open to the public after May 1? Why do you need to conduct an internal test 3 days in advance?"

Zhang Xibao didn't quite understand.

"It depends on the situation, it shouldn't be too dangerous..."

This was Zhang Xibao's first time entering a foreign land, and he didn't know what would happen inside.

"Oh, by the way, you have to work for others after taking the benefits of the Appraisal Bureau."

Zhang Xibao picked up his mobile phone and started advertising on national chat channels.

"Attention everyone! Attention everyone! 【Bao Ye】It's time to speak! 』

"The largest second world in Beishi is now online! We have a sexy appraiser [Bao Ye] to appraise treasures online for you! 』

"The No. 1 master in Beishi [Tail Fire Tiger] went to the second foreign land that everyone agreed to go online, it's online, and it will start shockingly on May 1st!" 』

"Do you want to get rich? Then come to the second foreign land in Beishi! 』

"Baby, I'm going to learn scriptures. What scripture? The second strange land in Beishi! 』

Ever since Zhang Xibao was promoted to an intermediate treasure appraiser, his chat effects have changed from silver to gold.

Advertising slogans with golden special effects swept across the chat channels across the country.

All the users looked at the scrolling slogan with the expression of the old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone in a daze.

It's too strong, this taste is too strong!

Beishi Black Dragon Club Building.

Tail Huohu looked at the phone in bewilderment.

【】乀(?????????????)?

I haven't gone yet, when will it be agreed?

Moreover, who is this kid? !

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