Cataclysm Bears
Chapter 1 The Smelly Brown Bear
"No way, no way, no one really thinks that Xiong Ke's combat effectiveness is weak."
"The typing speed is so slow, are you looking up the dictionary?"
"If you can't say it, just spray me with yin and yang, and say that my mouth smells bad? If you are in a hurry, you can lick the toilet and suppress the smell coming out of your mouth."
"When you die, I will fly to your grave and eat your tribute like crazy."
"10% off? 10% off? I want to scream."
In the middle of the night, Zhao Xiong typed frantically at the keyboard.
After a day of 996, when I got home and opened the forum, I saw Chang Wei...
No, I just saw a bunch of brainless black people belittling brown bears.
What? You said that the brown bear is not good for the eyes?
Brown bears on the tiger's diet?
Listen, are you speaking human language?
Brown bears and tigers basically walk around each other when they meet in the wild!
As a senior Xiong Chui, he couldn't bear it, he didn't even care about eating, so he started to greet these people kindly and friendly.
You must know that the brown bear is one of the largest mammals of the order Carnivora on land. It represents the Kodiak brown bear. The adult male bear is nearly three meters long, weighs 800 kilograms, and can run at a speed of 50 kilometers per hour. It has both meat and output, and a slap can break the spine of a cow.
You said that your beasts are powerful, I don’t refute them, I don’t argue, I don’t have time to spare, but you told me that brown bears have natural enemies, and on the recipes of other beasts, I can go to you, it’s really a grandma getting under the covers. I laughed.
"It's comfortable."
After finishing the output with a crackle, the hands left the piano keys contentedly.
Pianist Zhao Xiong scored a brilliant victory.
"Mystery store? When did I download this thing?"
Turn off the forum, and see an additional icon on the computer desktop.
The mysterious shop, the icon is an unknown mysterious rune.
"If I can turn into a brown bear, I will let you all know what cruelty is."
Zhao Xiong didn't care either, and was still reminiscing about the forum battle just now, so he slid the mouse and clicked on the 'Mystery Shop' icon.
In the next second, a sting like electric shock flashed, and the eyes fell into darkness.
…
parallel world.
Kaiyuan Dynasty, Taibei Province, Yangchuan City.
The temple fair under the night is full of people, the colorful neon lights are shining brightly, the sound is roaring, and the dynamic music resounds through the night sky, deafening.
There is a grand circus performance here.
The performance venue was full of seats and tourists. Most of them were parents accompanying their children to watch the show. The adults became interested, and the children opened their eyes wide, watching the clumsy and funny performances of the animals on the stage.
goat monkey tightrope walker,
Lions and tigers go through the ring of fire,
Bear rides a bike...
The programs are staged in turn, making children addicted to their eyes.
But what is more eye-catching is a large iron cage next to the stage.
The light shines, sweeping across the iron cage from time to time, and a huge figure appears and disappears from time to time.
It was a huge brown bear.
The dark brown hair is shiny and smooth, the coat is thick, the majestic and thick body is three to four meters long, the shoulder muscles are raised, and the wide bear paw ends with terrifying claws.
Although he crawled in the iron cage without moving, and could not see his true face, the heavy panting sound from time to time could also give people a great sense of oppression.
"My friends, what's coming up next is the highlight of tonight!"
"An iron-backed brown bear from the Far East!"
"The iron-backed brown bear is the top predator on land, one of the three land beasts along with the Far Eastern tiger and the North African lion, and is the king of bears.
And this iron-backed brown bear is the best in the group, with a body length of nearly four meters and a weight of more than one ton, exceeding the limit of the race's size.
It's a bear king! "
The host shouted loudly, and then a beam of searchlights shone directly on the big iron cage below.
For a moment, it was like daytime.
Let the ferocious beast in the iron cage be completely exposed to people's sight.
Like a hill.
"Fuck, this bear is really big!"
"Who is better than a tiger?"
"Of course it's the Far Eastern tiger. Bears are in the diet of tigers."
"Are you sure a tiger can kill a brown bear that big?"
"The lion is the king of beasts, and the tiger and the bear can rest for a while."
The audience was in high spirits, arguing over who was the strongest beast.
It's just that when everyone was discussing lively, this huge brown bear didn't move at all, and a pair of black bear eyes showed a touch of human bewilderment.
Nmsl!
It really turned me into a bear!
Looking at his two bear paws, Zhao Xiong couldn't help breathing out the fragrance.
Big brother, just say hello, why are you so serious and impulsive, and the browser records haven't been deleted in time.
"Who's doing something?"
Zhao Xiong was very speechless. Could it be that there were gods among the group of people who were sprayed with autism, and they became angry and stuffed themselves into a bear's body to take revenge?
No way, Sir, gods are so narrow-minded.
"Damn!"
When he wanted to speak, the only sounds he could make were low-pitched bear roars, which made people feel very uncomfortable.
"This is the circus."
Zhao Xiong looked around and quickly recognized the environment here. Who hasn't seen a circus performance?
But I really didn't expect that one day, I would come here in this capacity.
Before thinking too much, the messy memories belonging to the original brown bear poured into his mind.
"It's over, Barbie Q is over."
After digesting the memory, Zhao Xiong's face turned darker.
The brown bear's memory is messy, and he only knows that he is a bear born in a circus. Apart from the instinctive habits of wild animals, he has no hunting skills in his mind, only circus performances are easy to come by.
In other words, this guy's ability to survive in the wild is close to zero, even if he escapes from here by chance, he won't be able to survive in the wild.
Not only that, but because of the frequent beatings, this bear is very timid. Although it inexplicably began to develop a second time some time ago, and its body shape has changed a lot, its personality is still very cowardly, and it is completely sorry for its scary physique.
Just before the performance, the predecessor was attacked by a lion in the troupe. Although he was not injured, he was seriously frightened, which made Zhao Xiong's soul take advantage of it.
"So I'm a trash bear now."
It is also convincing to be scared to death.
It is actually acceptable for Zhao Xiong to become a brown bear. After all, he has nothing to worry about, and a different way of life is fine.
But this place of birth is not quite right.
If it is a wild brown bear that still retains its wild nature, if nothing else, just revealing the data can scare people to death. No matter which mountain forest you go to, you must be a beast of the level of a master. Let those trolls feel it The strength of an adult male brown bear.
The second point is that I was born in a zoo, even though I was locked up, but at least there is an area where I can move freely. I can sleep well every day without worrying about food and clothing. When I have nothing to do, I can tease the lions and touch the buttocks of the tigers. Little days can go on.
How could he become a bear in a circus without dying, either performing circus juggling on the stage or being locked in this small cage, no matter how big he grows, what's the use of eggs, it's not like being a coolie for others.
"Copying Grandma Li, this opening is really bad."
What else can Zhao Xiong say, he can only greet him.
If you insist on comforting yourself, you can only be thankful that you didn't encounter a hellish start like live bear bile extraction, otherwise it will really start again.
"Okay, enough gossip, let's welcome our beautiful beast tamer Xu Xiaoya to the stage, and let's see how she tames the bear king!"
The host's voice sounded again.
A female animal trainer in a flamboyant costume takes the stage.
Xu Xiaoya can feel the fiery eyes of the people around her. She holds her chest up and looks up, very confident. She really likes the feeling of being under the spotlight. Although her height is not ideal, and she is only 1.6 meters tall when wearing high heels, she has a real figure Facts.
Standing in front of the large iron cage several meters high, the human female looked a little small.
This is also the effect that the circus wants to create, the visual impact of beautiful women and huge beasts on the same stage.
"Xiong Da, stand up and say hello to everyone."
Xu Xiaoya smiled and waved.
There was no reaction in the cage.
"Don't sleep, Big Bear."
Xu Xiaoya called out again sweetly: "Don't be lazy, you hear me, get up and perform obediently."
oh?
So your name is Xiong Da?
Looking at the smiling woman outside the cage, Zhao Xiong's heart did not fluctuate.
It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life.
Don't say it's you, it's useless even if the bald head comes.
"Big Bear?"
Oh, I think your bear is not small.
Zhao Xiong was still indifferent, and even wanted to yawn.
"A poor beast."
After a while, the brown bear in the cage didn't respond at all. The smile of the female trainer was a little stiff, and her face was not very good looking.
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