Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 287 – Cat Dad and Dual Cultivation

After getting back to his pocket dantian, Xiaomao's mind was distracted because of Amon and Mir. He wondered what their past was. Also, Xiaomao was curious about how he was connected to Solomon. In addition, he was curious about his stepmother, Leviathan.

Xiaomao had an inspiration. He checked the list of clones and searched for Leviathan.

The menu showed a full portrait of a dragonewt lady, and the brief detail was shocking.

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Name: Leviathan

Race: Demon Dragon Queen

Gender: Female

Class: Guardian Sentinel of Mao Miaomiao, Goddess of Destruction, Protector of the Abyss

Specialties: True Mana Manipulation, Sovereign of Mother Sea, Supreme Vitality, Unified Element Knowledge, Dragon Deity Cultivation Method

Origins: Netherworld Realm

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The age slider option was there as well. Her minimum age setting was 1,150 years old, but the slider went as far as 53,300 years.

The status showed her final form, which was the appearance of the mature demon dragon queen. Although she looked sexy, her skills and class names were terrifying enough for him to suppress the horny thoughts. Only idiots would summon an OP opponent and try to ravish them!

'I'll be dead if I summon this girl. I would have been killed a thousand times over before I could even touch her. Even if she were to come out as 0.001% potential difficulty, her physical strength alone is enough to overpower me!'

Xiaomao obtained the info he wanted. He closed the menu and resumed his task to create more Life Essence droplets even though he had the urge to do something about the undying boner.

A day in the pocket dantian quickly passed. His boner refused to calm down.

A week later, it started to get hurt.

A month went by and Xiaomao reached his limit. He could not take it anymore. His mind was filled with dirty thoughts and the peach of Amon.

Because of his horniness, Xiaomao opened the clone menu, hoping to relieve the swelling desire. He pressed the summon button without looking at the name and the strength of the clone.

DING

<You have summoned a clone of Nameless Undine.>

"…"

The clone came out as Undine, the caretaker of Chang'e Sanctuary. Although she always walked around in a revealing bikini, Xiaomao had never seen her naked before.

Moreover, her strength drastically dropped because of the age setting. She came out as a teenager. Her body size was average, but her face was pretty enough to make a pedophile go crazy.

Although Xiaomao was stunned, the devil in him rejoiced. His body moved by itself as he pounced on the mermaid and pinned her on the ground.

The clone tried to resist, but Xiaomao's strength surpassed her. With one arm, he pressed Undine's clone to the ground. As for the other hand and eight tentacles…

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The joy ride lasted a month long. The clone passed out while she was drenched in white liquid before she vanished.

When the balls are empty, a man becomes a sage. Xiaomao's dirty thoughts vanished from his mind as if he had become a Buddha.

'Having fun, mew?'

Xiaomao scratched his head in embarrassment, "Did you see it?"

'I don't want to see it, but I needed to keep watching over your pocket dantian or those bitches will come back to seduce you again, mew.'

"…"

'Now that your pending urge is dealt with, I have something to tell you, mew.'

Xiaomao's face turned solemn. He steeled his mind, "Is it about Solomon?"

'Yes, mew.'

"So, he's really my grandfather?"

'I'm sorry, mew. He is indeed your step-grandfather.'

"…"

Xiaomao started to regret it. Bringing the matters and relationships in the other lives to the present life was not something he should have done. He should have focused on protecting his biological parents - Katerina and Miao Damao. Because he got involved with Mu-Nyang and Mao Miaomiao, everything around him seemed complicated.

'Don't worry too much. I'll protect you, mew. You don't need to associate yourself with that evil god!'

Xiaomao nodded. He was relieved that Mir would drive away Amon and Solomon's minions from him. No matter how attractive Amon was, the consequence of sticking it inside her wouldn't be worth the pleasure.

Doing it with the clones was a lot better! No commitment! No babies! No wasting money! No health issues!

Hallelujah!

Mir was also afraid that Amon might have seduced Xiaomao. She decided to break her pledge and teach him something that she hated.

'Anyway, I see that you've been enjoying THAT, I think it's possible to teach you a new way to cultivate while doing it, mew.'

Could it be?

Xiaomao covered his mouth in anticipation.

'I've decided not to suppress the instinct in you. I'll teach you a few tips about dual cultivation so that you can plunder the clone's Qi to nourish your dantian, mew.'

Dual Cultivation?

HALLELUJAH!

Although Xiaomao just emptied his balls, the exhausted spear stood up and got ready for another battlefield.

'Listen to me carefully. First off, summon a clone with an acceptable strength. Preferably, one major realm above you. Don't use a powerful clone or they will plunder you Qi instead.'

Xiaomao followed Mir's instructions. He scrolled down the list and picked the playful mermaid that had been seducing him.

Nameless Nymph

Xiaomao adjusted her age so that she had a weaker cultivation base. Unfortunately, Nymph at 16 years old, the lowest setting he could get, started out as a 5th-stage mortal cultivator.

Although it looked risky, Xiaomao picked her as his next partner.

When Nymph's clone appeared, Mir's voice cracked.

'Are you serious? Isn't she one of your seniors in your dungeon, mew?'

Xiaomao laughed, "Why not? I can't sleep with the real her, but I can use her clone, right? No attachment! No responsibility! No babies! Just a simple man's fantasy."

'Haiz. You were so pure back then when you were an incel virgin. I wish you could go back to the old you, mew.'

"I ain't incel!"

'Anyway,' Mir changed the subject. 'Follow my instructions. Be gentle and treat the clones like a lover. They can feel your love and hatred from you. If you treat them well, they will respond to you well. In fact, some of them might even refuse to fight you if you treat them well enough.'

"…"

Xiaomao thought of the wild experience he had with Undine's clone. He sweated profusely.

"Err, what will happen to Undine's clone if I summon her again?"

'She will remember what you did to her. Obviously, she will resist the next time, mew.'

"… Crap."

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The 7-year plan of cultivation turned into a dual-cultivation crash course. Mir guided Xiaomao through the act and taught him how he could absorb the clone's Qi through the activity.

Doing it with a mermaid was awkward at first as she had no human legs. However, after a few rounds of trial and error, Xiaomao mastered the mermaid anatomy.

In every woman's body, their dantian was located next to their womb, and the meridians connected both of them together, allowing any mother to transfer their Qi to their offspring.

However, dual cultivators exploited that loophole. Instead of allowing the body to transfer the Qi to the womb, a man could get a stick in there and absorb the Qi instead. If the man was generous, he could even transfer his Qi through the organs.

While hugging Nymph's cold body, Xiaomao tried his best to be gentle. Because of the sincere gesture, the clone stopped resisting and enjoyed the deed. She allowed him to do whatever he wanted even though she might lose her energy.

As Nymph had a higher level of cultivation, she had plenty of Life Essence droplets in her dantian. Xiaomao absorbed the droplets slowly, allowing Nymph to regenerate her lost energy.

During the deed, Mir praised him.

'I see that you finally understand how a dual cultivation cauldron works. That's how you treasure your partner, mew! Remember, if you do it with someone in real life, do not plunder all their Life Essence at once, mew! Don't be an A-Hole, be the gentleman, mew!'

The lecture went through Xiaomao's left ear and exited his right ear. He no longer paid attention to his surroundings as this training method was too addictive.

Mir observed Xiaomao for a moment before she switched to Jungwoo. She gave up on him for the moment.

'I guess I just turned an innocent boy into the second Mao Miaomiao, mew… But if I don't do it, he will surely fall in love with Amon! I can't have that. Let him fall in love with the clones instead so that I and Mu-Nyang can still protect him!'