Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!



Chapter 441 – Cathulhu Resolves Karma (2)

"ARGH! ANNOYING, NYA!"

Nian complained as nothing worked on Zeus. For an unknown reason, Zeus constantly destroyed Nian's domains every time he tried something.

Zeus sneered and toyed with the caracal cat. He saved his strength for the real fight while he sneaked glances at Mao Miaomiao.

Meanwhile, Mao Miaomiao leisurely collected Hiiro to his dantian universe. He let the girls inside his dantian heal the guy while he watched over Nian.

Seeing that Nian was helpless, Mao Miaomiao pulled the cat back to his dantian universe. He then stabbed the star with his katana.

"Alright. Fun time is enough. Are you having fun, Zeus?"

"Chaos Seraphim…"

Zeus narrowed his eyes. As he no longer sensed the karma of Solomon, he figured out what had happened in the Netherworld Realm.

"So, you killed Solomon."

Mao Miaomiao shrugged, "Not me. My son did."

"It's the same. Well, it's not like I'm working for him. I was just using him to gain power. Now, I have just one last obstacle before I can get what I want."

Zeus stomped the ground, and the star vanished. It shrank into his dantian universe, and his strength soared.

Killer Queen returned to Mao Miaomiao's hand. She complained, "I'm not full yet!"

"No time to eat, KQ. Let's finish this, so we can have a proper vacation. I haven't had sex for ages, and my boner is complaining. By the way, I haven't tried you in your human form yet."

"Tsk. Keep dreaming! I ain't gonna spread my legs for you!"

As usual, Mao Miaomiao swung his sword, using his best sword domain.

CLANK

Surprisingly, Zeus simply raised his arm and created a curtain of electric barriers. The sword domain attack was blocked, and the domain was canceled.

"Your power is useless here," Zeus laughed at Mao Miaomiao's attempt. He was confident that without the sword domain, Mao Miaomiao could no longer harm him.

"Doubt it," Mao Miaomiao shrugged and transformed into a black knight. He also released a million karma centipedes and sent them toward Zeus.

"These pests are…! Dammit!"

Zeus bellowed and triggered his domain ability, electrocuting everything within 1,000,000 kilometer range and turning them to ash. Uriel and other archangels got caught by lightning bolts and were instantly dissipated into dust!

"Welp. Crap!"

Mao Miaomiao thought that Uriel and others had retreated. He didn't expect them to be around and died to stray bullets.

"Damn foolish brothers. I can't waste my precious lifespan and energy to resurrect you every time. Oh, wait. Why don't I resurrect them as women and make them my wives? Hehehehe!"

BOOM

While Mao Miaomiao fantasized about his future plans, one of the bolts hit him. Then, he heard the game system's warning message.

DING

<You have been hit by [Did You Swear?] Entity Domain!>

<The next lightning bolt attack from Zeus will instantly kill you. It cannot be dodged, parried, or blocked.>

Mao Miaomiao narrowed his eyes. He felt like he had heard of this skill somewhere before, but he forgot. Taking things seriously, he slashed empty air in front of him.

CLANK

The domain was shattered. However, Zeus took advantage of the opening and flew toward the soul orbs and dantian crystals of dead archangels.

"Ah, crap."

WHOOSH

Mao Miaomiao teleported and reappeared in front of Zeus. He empowered his katana and swung down.

CLANK

Zeus blocked the sword strike with his lightning domain barrier, but it broke upon impact. The black blade grazed Zeus's forehead.

The thunder god sneered as Mao Miaomiao's attack couldn't harm him. Taking advantage of his huge body, he threw a left hook punch to Mao Miaomiao.

BOOM

The large fist collided with Mao Miaomiao's side, sending him flying 100,000 kilometers per second.

WHOOSH

Like a dragon ball character, Mao Miaomiao instantly teleported back and appeared in front of Zeus's right eye. He stabbed the god with his katana.

Killer Queen sank into Zeus's right pupil. The latter groaned and seized the devil with his right hand. Then, he pulled it away while the katana was still stuck in his eye.

Mao Miaomiao was captured!

Although being caught, Mao Miaomiao smirked, "Omae wa Mou Shindeiru."

Zeus knew the line well. He mocked the devil, "As if. You're the one dying! NOW PERISH!"

Zeus bellowed and summoned his instant-kill lightning domain.

SIZZLE

Instead of activating the sage's ability, a sizzling sound echoed in Zeus's mind. Something inside of him was burnt.

Zeus frowned. He focused on clenching his right fist, keeping Mao Miaomiao at bay. Then, he scanned his body for anomalies or abnormal statuses.

As soon as Zeus rechecked his dantian and inner organs, he found countless small black centipedes inside his body. They rapidly devoured his Qi and stars in his dantian universe, causing the skill to fail!

Zeus widened his left eye in shock. He didn't remember how the centipedes got inside him.

A moment, later, Zeus noticed the source of these centipedes. They came from the grazed wound on his forehead. Moreover, the katana kept releasing more centipedes inside him.

Mao Miaomiao noticed Zeus's complexions. He giggled, "As I said, you're already dead."

"BASTARD!"

Zeus put all his strength into his right hand, trying to crush Mao Miaomiao.

WHOOSH

However, Mao Miaomiao transformed into a shadow and reappeared behind Zeus. Killer Queen also vanished and reappeared in her master's hand.

"It's over."

The devil slashed the nape as if he was combating man-eating giants.

Despite the size difference, the katana beheaded Zeus in one swing. However, the sage didn't die yet.

Zeus flipped his head around and glared at Mao Miaomiao. His left eye fired a laser beam at the devil.

Mao Miaomiao bent backward, dodging the beam by a hairbreadth.

BOOM

BOOM

A billion centipedes burst out from Zeus's body. They flew through space, heading toward the head. As for Zeus's dantian crystal, the centipedes completely devoured it.

Sensing his demise, Zeus was infuriated. He used his last card.

"IF I'M GOING TO DIE, I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME!! DIEEEEE!!"

Zeus's head brightened. Then, it exploded, creating a massive supernova blast.

Seeing Zeus committing suicide, Mao Miaomiao shook his head in disappointment. He had expected a clean fight, but Zeus made a mess of it.

"You people are all the same everywhere. Whenever you can't kill your enemy, you did something stupid. Oh, well."

Mao Miaomiao deeply inhaled and bellowed.

Chaos Element Creation, Black Hole!

A dark matter appeared at the core of the blast and sucked back the shockwave. The solar wind stopped progressing forward. Then, it flowed backward, getting pulled by the intense gravity.

Mao Miaomiao was also pulled in. However, he stepped on his katana, using it as a surfboard, and glided through the whirlpool of gravity. He sling-shotted himself out of the gravity force. Afterward, he commanded the dark matter to follow him.

Because of the gravity, Uriel and his brothers' soul orbs were attracted to the black hole as well. Mao Miaomiao noticed them and raised his hand, grabbing them with his Qi. Then, he collected them into his dantian universe.

After securing everything, Mao Miaomiao was relieved. Then, he complained to his boss.

"So much work but no wage. No employee welfare. No healthcare. And no retirement fund. Best company of the year I'm working for!"

Mu-Nyang instantly responded.

[Mu-Nyang]: "Sorry for not paying you a dime, asshole, munya!"

"Aw. No mental health support, too?"

[Mu-Nyang]: "I almost died several times because of you, so no pay, munya."

Mao Miaomiao laughed at his slapstick joke and his interaction with Mu-Nyang. He dragged the black hole out of the solar system so that Earth wouldn't stray off its orbit course.

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Xiaomao wryly smiled as he witnessed how his father made quick work of Zeus. He thought of the fight between his party and Solomon and wondered why he wasn't this good.

"He was terrible when he fought in a team fight."

Mimir had another opinion, "Probably, he couldn't use his full strength when the others were around. Look at that black hole and his power. Do you think anybody can fly through space with a dark matter in tow?"

Hearing Mimir's deduction, Xiaomao thought of the previous fight. Indeed, Mao Miaomiao only relied on swords and centipedes. He also stood in front of the group, taking the aggro to himself. In short, he acted as a tanker for the party.

"Yeah, he's a tough nut to crack."

"Just don't pick a fight with him if possible."

"I know. It's not like he's Darth Vader and I'm Luke Skywalker. We're not fated to fight."

"That's a relief."

Mimir let out a long sigh of relief. He turned to Wei Cao and walked toward him. Then, he leaned forward and whispered.

"You should also avoid picking a fight with both of them in your next life if you get a second chance."

Wei Cao snickered, "That goes without saying."

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Several hours later, Wei Zhi, Wei Yuan, Chang'e, Taotie, and the people that had gone to fight Poseidon returned. They opened a portal and entered the dungeon's boss room directly. Mir and three cats also followed after them.

Mir shrank and transformed into an orange cat. She sprinted toward Xiaomao and jumped into his arms. Then, she meowed like a kitten.

"Xiaomao, mew!"

Xiaomao was surprised. He hugged her.

"Welcome back, Mir!"

"It's over, mew! We can finally go home! No more fighting!"

Xiaomao's eyes were wet. Although he had partially recovered the memory of his entity days, he still prioritized this life's connection over the others. He also wanted to go back to earth.

Unfortunately, China might not be an ideal place for him to return anymore after what he had done to the local soldiers. The new government might hold him responsible for the crime.

"How about we settle here, Mir?"

Mir looked around and pouted, "Not on this dungeon floor for sure, mew. This place is damp and too spacious. There is no place for me to climb."

"Hahaha! Of course. My new house is on the other floor. Nyanko and mama cat are also there."

"That sounds better, mew!"

Mir licked Xiaomao's nose and pressed her head against his cheek. Xiaomao shed a tear of happiness that he got one of his cats back.

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While the cat dad and cathulhu cherished their reunion, Wei Zhi observed him from a distance. She bit her lower lip.

Wei Yuan snickered, "He didn't even notice us, did he?"

"He's an idiot," Wei Zhi complained.

"I have an idea."

Wei Yuan leaned closer to Wei Zhi and whispered something to her ears. The latter widened her eyes and blushed. Then, she stared at Wei Yuan in disbelief.

"But he is your…"

"SHHH."

Wei Yuan hushed Wei Zhi. Then, she secretly put the latter in her dantian universe.

DING

Her name and level indicator suddenly changed. Instead of displaying Wei Yuan's detail, it showed Wei Zhi's information.

Seeing that her identity had been changed, Wei Yuan walked toward Xiaomao. She spoke in Wei Zhi's voice.

"Xiaomao, we need to talk."

Xiaomao turned around and glanced at her name. He raised his eyebrows for a moment as he sensed something unusual about her. For an unknown reason, her karma string's color seemed different.

"What up?"

"I'll get this straight," Wei Yuan coughed. Then, she said in a clear voice. "I love you! Will you marry me? Rather, can I join your harem?"

"WHAT THE HELL, MUNYA?!"

Xiaomao was so surprised that he meowed. The others also stared at Wei Yuan with round eyes.

Chang'e and Fang Meirong flinched for a moment. But when they noticed the name display of Wei Yuan, they grinned.

"Oh, I see."

"A good mother. Mhm."

The two goddesses giggled and kept quiet about the disguise.

Meanwhile, Lucky, Alice, Undine, Nymph, Madoka, and Amon had no idea what Wei Yuan was doing. They thought that Wei Zhi confessed to Xiaomao.

Nymph looked at the harem members. She suddenly had an idea.

"Come to think of it, there are six of us. How about we take in Wei Zhi and make it seven so that we can arrange our schedule easier? For example, I'm in charge of Monday, Lucky on Tuesday, and so on!"

The six women looked at each other for a moment and turned to Xiaomao. Then, they widely grinned.

"Does that mean we can do whatever we want to him when it is our assigned day?"

"So, I can get him all by myself on my day?"

Everybody's eyes glittered and emitted a pink aura. The corners of their mouths curved up so wide that they formed crescent smiles.

Suddenly, Xiaomao had a chill running down his spine. He sensed a weird aura coming from his wives, but he didn't know what they were scheming. He looked at the Oni in front of him and deeply sighed.

Xiaomao still thought that Wei Yuan was Wei Zhi as their appearance was the same.

"Are you sure? I already have six wives."

"I don't care. Make me yours."

Wei Yuan slowly stripped her upper armor, revealing her undergarment and cleavage.

Xiaomao raised his eyebrows and fixated on the bountiful white hills. He coughed and looked away, "If you can get my wives' permission, I'll allow it."

"Sure!"

Wei Yuan inwardly laughed. Using the moment that Xiaomao looked away, she brought the real Wei Zhi out and hid in her shadow, switching their bodies.

Wei Zhi had seen and heard everything from inside the dantian universe of Wei Yuan. Her face was bright red in embarrassment.

However, the push gave Wei Zhi strength. She thought of the traumatizing experience she had with Poseidon and remembered what it felt like back then.

Wei Zhi mustered her courage. She walked closer to Xiaomao and kissed him.

Xiaomao was taken aback for a moment. He glanced at the six wives not far from him, but everybody made the [Okay] gesture, granting him permission.

Noticing their acknowledgement, Xiaomao slightly nodded. He closed his eyes and inserted his tongue.

Wei Zhi was stunned this time. But she soon closed her eyes and indulged herself in their sweet kiss.

Chang'e and Fang Meirong burst into laughter. They gave Wei Yuan a thumbs up as they had seen everything from the beginning to the end. As for Wei Yuan, she moved from Wei Zhi's shadow to Fang Meirong's shadow. Then, she came out.

"What a mother you are," Chang'e couldn't stop laughing.

Wei Yuan put back her clothes and grinned, "A good mother always looks after her son's welfare."

"By sending your clone to be your son's wife?"

"…"

Fang Meirong giggled, "Miaomiao is a clone of Devil, and he made her his wife. What's wrong with letting his son bang her mother's clone?"

Chang'e added, "So, technically, you guys are incest."

Wei Yuan deeply sighed, "Yup. We're a bunch of degenerates. But who cares. We cultivate Qi and repair our DNA anyway. Earthling's standard doesn't apply to us!"

"SO TRUE! HAHAHAHAHA!!"

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While Wei Yuan laughed with her friends, she glanced at her former father in her previous life. The latter's eyes also met with hers.

Wei Yuan stopped talking to the two girls and shifted her attention toward the prisoner.

"Well, hello there, father."

"Yuan'er."

"I guess we have a lot to talk about."

Wei Yuan glanced at the three cats that came along with Mir. They grinned as if they knew her.

Wei Yuan narrowed her eyes for a moment as she didn't recognize them at first. Then, she exclaimed as she never expected to see them again.

"Ah, Wei Feng, Wei Xiong, and… grandpa?"

The trio burst into laughter when Wei Yuan finally remembered their life signatures. The three transformed into their former appearances in their previous life and stood behind Wei Cao.

"Well, well, well. Isn't it the result of my own action? Good to see you again, father," Wei Feng patted the back of Wei Cao.

Wei Xiong didn't say anything, but Wei Huang squatted in front of Wei Cao and glared into his eyes, "So, my stupid son. Are you ready for what's to come after you killed us all?"

Wei Cao didn't say anything. He closed his eyes and prayed.

"Do what you must. I'm here to atone for my sins."

The Wei family raised their brows, surprised by Wei Cao's reaction. They looked at each other.

"So… what's next?" Wei Xiong asked his grandfather.

Wei Feng suggested, "Beat him to death?"

Wei Yuan shook her head, "That depends on grandfather."

After the responsibility was shoved toward him, Wei Huang snorted and widely grinned.

"You know, Miaomiao has an interesting way of punishing evildoers. Why don't we follow his custom?"

The two brothers looked at each other in confusion while Wei Yuan's expression turned dark. She repeatedly shook her head, "I won't take my father in as one of my [SISTERS]. NOPE!"

Wei Feng and Wei Xiong widened their eyes. Then, they cackled.

Wei Huang ignored Wei Yuan's opinion and sent his verdict, "Wei Cao. In your previous life, you killed me and your sons. In this life, we shall curse you into…"