Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 451 – Villain Cultivator 2.0 (5)

After taking the book, basket, and belongings, the goblin followed Shuri like an obedient puppy. Meanwhile, Mao Miaomiao grumbled as the goblin was too rough.

'Dammit! Let her carry me! I want those boobies!'

Miaomiao kept crying, but none of the goblins cared about him. They continued their journey deeper into the jungle until night.

.

At night, they continued traveling in the dark.

Miaomiao stopped crying and grumbled. His stomach cried in hunger as he hadn't drunk anything for the past six hours. Also, the shaky movements of the goblin made him dizzy.

'I wanna hurl, but nothing is in my stomach. Kill me, please!'

As Miaomiao had too much free time at hand, he tried to absorb Qi from the surroundings and condense his new dantian. However, he couldn't feel any strand of Qi in this world. Instead, there was something strange here.

It was faint, but Miaomiao could feel it. It had a similar characteristic to the energy in the game worlds.

'Ah, mana. It has been a while.'

Mana was different from Qi as the latter was a combination of energy strings. However, mana came in the form of invisible gas that was emitted from the nature. Only top mages in the game worlds could sense them.

The mana cultivation method was also different. Instead of condensing a dantian, mages created arrays on their heart, making it a mana engine that utilized the surrounding energy. As for the containment method, they stored them in their blood and muscles.

Miaomiao always found this cultivation method immature and inefficient. As such, he and Xiaomao had come up with a better solution before Miaomiao was reincarnated here. Even Shuri's cultivation method might be inferior to it.

Putting the theory into the test, Miaomiao started inhaling, sucking in air around him. Then, he held his breath for 10 seconds. While Miaomiao was holding his breath, he wasn't idle. He tried to order the faint energy gas in his lungs to condense into a compressed air ball.

The first attempt failed. Miaomiao exhaled and released the incomplete mana gas. He took a short break and retried.

The second, the third, and the fourth attempt also failed. However, the fifth attempt brought Miaomiao hope. He managed to create a compressed ball of gas in his left lung.

Miaomiao gently directed it to his throat. But instead of breathing out, he swallowed the compressed gas, making it go through his digestive system. The ball of gas fell into his stomach and touched the digestive fluid. Then, it instantly caused a chemical reaction.

It popped. The gas swelled, and the stomach bloated because of the pressure.

Miaomiao shut his mouth, not allowing the gas to come out. He used internal pressure, directing them through the bottom exit route. The gas slowly flowed to his intestines, and his stomach thinned.

Then, Miaomiao let it out with a bang.

PUUU

Loud fart doesn't smell – Miaomiao believed in the myth.

"…"

"…"

The two goblins were stiff for a moment. Their expressions turned dark, but they continued moving.

Miaomiao inwardly giggled. After the first simplified mana-gathering method testing was completed, he tried to repeat the same circulation.

The sixth attempt went well.

PUUU

"…"

"…"

So did the seventh attempt.

PUUU

"…"

"…"

And so on…

PUUU

PUUU

PFFFFFUUUUUUU

PPFFFUUUBRRRRPRTPRTPRT

As Miaomiao kept doing it, he slowly mastered the skill. He started making it sound like a severe case of diarrhea for fun.

Miaomiao didn't use this circulation method to make gas. However, he did it for the sake of his internal organs. By letting the gas flow through his digestive system, the intestines and stomach would develop in a way that they could absorb and contain the gas without causing health issues. Until his bone was more solid, this was the only thing he could do as a baby.

PIIII

PUUU

PIIII

PUUU

Miaomiao soon mastered the rhythm. He started making a song out of his bottom mouth.

Unfortunately, Miaomiao's action annoyed Shuri. Unable to suppress her rage, she lashed out.

"CAN YA STOP FARTING, YOU DAMN FREAK!? IT STINKS!!"

"M-ME. FART. NOT, GOB!!"

"I DIDN'T MEAN YOU!"

Shuri scratched her head with both hands. She turned around and snatched Miaomiao from the goblin, holding the baby's legs, and hanging him upside down.

"Listen here, you. I don't know what you did in your previous life, but can you shut up?!"

Miaomiao widely grinned.

"BOOB!"

"…"

It was official. This infant's first word was THAT.

Shuri massaged her temples. She knew that goblins grew up fast, but this guy was shameless. At this rate, he would become the enemy of all female creatures in the universe.

Although Shuri was disgusted by Miaomiao's perverted nature, she couldn't allow the tactless goblin to carry him around on his shoulder anymore. She held him in her arms, making sure that Miaomiao wouldn't get sick. She also poked his belly and cast a spell.

"Cure."

Shuri's fingertip lit up. Then, the remnant gas in Miaomiao's belly was dispersed.

Miaomiao frowned as he was annoyed. The gas was necessary for his physical evolution and growth. Because of Shuri, his afford was wasted.

"WAAAAH!"

Protesting, Miaomiao wailed.

"…"

Shuri rolled her eyes. She was annoyed as well. Since she was tired of Miaomiao's tantrums, Shuri granted him a wish.

She peeled her bikini, revealing the tip of the mountain. Then, she pressed his face against it.

"!!!"

Miaomiao widened his eyes. He found an opening, and his instinct kicked in. He opened his mouth and started licking it right away.

MLEM-MLEM-MLEM

"…"

Shuri blushed as the tongue skill of this infant was otherworldly. In seconds, the tip was erected.

The overlord endured the humiliation. She glared at the baby, wanting to kill this so-called reinforcement on the spot.

"Just you wait, damn brat! Once I'm done with Swain, you are next!"

Mao Miaomiao widely grinned. He started applying his knowledge while he inhaled mana into his lungs.

The mana condensed into a gas ball again. But instead of sending it to his stomach, he brought it back to his mouth. Then, Mao Miaomiao tried to activate his Dao, using a tiny bit of mana as the energy source.

The mana ball changed shape into a string of Qi. With just one strand of Qi, Miaomiao converted it into the Dao of Incubi and sent it into the nipple. The pink string of Qi then vanished into her flesh, giving mild aphrodisiac and hormone stimulant to the host.

Suddenly, Shuri sensed a chill running down her spine. Something came out from her nipple.

She lactated!

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

Shuri was baffled. This body never had a baby, so she shouldn't be lactating.

Meanwhile, Miaomiao happily drank the first meal of the day. The milk of an overlord goblin had a unique sweet and sour taste. Addicted to the new food, Miaomiao transformed more mana balls into strings of Qi to stimulate more milk.

"You…"

Shuri finally understood what happened to her. She grabbed Miaomiao's head and was about to pull him away.

But then, Miaomiao's baby innocent puppy eyes gazed at her. He pretended to be cute and extended his small hands toward her.

"MA!!"

"…"

The cuteness of the baby stunned Shuri for a moment. She bit her lower lip, grumbling.

"This is not fair."

Shuri changed her mind. She put Miaomiao back on her bosom and let him drink her milk, which Miaomiao happily obliged.