Celestial Masters Alliance

Uncle Gang held his forehead, seeming to sense something was wrong, and pretended to be dizzy and refused to answer. Xiaoba frowned and looked at me. I raised my chin. Xiaoba patted Uncle Gang's shoulder knowingly and asked, "Ah? Really? Dad, you didn't have a tattoo before. Where is the tattoo? Show me .”

Uncle Gang pretended not to hear and lay down on the table. I poked the ribs of the wood with my elbow and signaled with my eyes: "You haven't drunk enough yet, continue." While responding to the trumpet: "On the back of the neck, I saw it in the summer."

Xiaoba picked up Uncle Gang's clothes to look at it, and then nodded to me: "Dad, why haven't I seen this tattoo before? When did you get it? It looks pretty good. Get one for me too."

Uncle Gang continued to pretend to be dead and lay motionless on the table. Mu Mu hurried over and touched Uncle Gang's arm: "Uncle! Maotai has just been launched. Don't be dizzy. Come on!"

The mother couldn't stand it anymore and started to clear the food on the table and said, "What's wrong with you kids? You drink so much as soon as the food is served. Quickly clean up and make dumplings. The dumplings will be placed on time at twelve o'clock."

Mumu sighed softly, Xiaodao shrugged. I had no choice but to say: "Let's help Uncle Gang to the bed first." Xiaoba and I carried Uncle Gang to the room, while Mu Mu stayed behind to help my mother clear away the tableware.

Xiaoba closed the bedroom door and asked in a low voice: "What should I do?"

I made a silent gesture and pointed to the living room. Mu Mu was already slumped on the sofa. We walked over and sat next to him. Mu Mu glanced at us and whispered: "I'm so anxious, he's awake!"

Xiaoba and I looked at each other, feeling a little depressed. After all, we were not professionals and we had tried to take things step by step. Forget it, it’s useless to worry: “Did you two drink too much?”

"I'm fine, I just drank a few small glasses, but Brother Mu drank more. Wait a minute..." Xiaoba turned his head and looked at his mother who was busy in the kitchen, and then looked at me.

"This piece of wood can't help, please help me clear the gap." I whispered, Xiaoba nodded, got up and went to the kitchen to help.

Mu Mu had really drunk too much, and his eyes were a little distracted when looking at the TV. The blush stayed on the sides of his cheeks, looking a little cute. I reached out and pulled my coat from behind the sofa to cover him. I tugged at the corner of my mouth and leaned down. I closed my eyes and tilted my head to one side, looking so well-behaved. I really wanted to watch him blush. He pinched his face, but in the end he held back because the consequences would be disastrous.

Xiaoba and my mother had already spread out the dumpling-making stuff on the dining table. I rolled up my sleeves and said, "You make the dumplings, and I'll roll them out. I'm good at this."

Ever since my mother and Uncle Gang got married, we have never been so harmonious. Seeing such a scene, my mother felt a little emotional and at a loss. She looked at me with tears in her eyes.

Xiaoba was stirring the dumpling stuffing in his hand without stopping: "Aunt Li, the dumpling stuffing is so fragrant. You must have a secret recipe!"

The mother came back to her senses and wiped the corners of her eyes with the back of her hand: "There is no special secret. Just buy fresh meat. Mo'er doesn't like fat meat in the dumpling fillings. She insists on eating pure lean meat. But pure lean meat must be cooked When cooked, they were hard and sticky, so I thought of a way to buy another half a pound of live shrimps. After cooking, I would take out the meat and stomp it together with the meat filling..."

I took out a piece of tissue paper and wiped the flour my mother had rubbed on her cheeks. My mother was surprised, and then the expression on her face was one of gratitude, which made me feel a little sad.

"I recently got a girlfriend, and I plan to go to her house to meet her parents on the first day of the new year!" In order to cover up my embarrassment, I threw away the tissue and said softly.

Xiaodao opened his mouth slightly and was stunned for a moment, but he immediately reacted.

"Oh? Where are you from? How old are you? What do you do?" My mother straightened up immediately, her eyes lit up, and she asked like a barrage of questions.

"The one you met is the female colleague who sent Shuang'er back last time, Shan Yu."

The mother thought for a moment and suddenly realized: "Oh! That's a little girl."

"Not bad, right?" Speaking of Shan Yu, I felt a little proud.

"It's okay! Why did you go to meet her parents first? This is against the rules."

"Her parents are both police officers, and they rarely get together. I took advantage of the Chinese New Year holiday to rush to meet her. I took Xiaoba and Shuang out for a walk."

The mother thought for a moment and said, "Let me help take care of Maomao and Jixiang again, right?"

I put my hands together and bowed to my mother.

The mother smiled and said, "Okay! When will you bring Shan Yu back to see me?"

I cleared my throat and said, "Next vacation! As soon as possible! Just wait until you become a mother-in-law!"

I completely ignored Xiaoda pouting and rolling his eyes.

Seeing that the momentum was good now, I quickly struck while the iron was hot, "Mom! What time did you give birth to me?"

Mother coughed slightly and said angrily: "Why do you ask this so suddenly?"

"Ah, let's compete with Shuang to be my brother!" I don't know why the speed of my hands has accelerated, just like my heartbeat.

"That's the question again. I told you it was around seven o'clock. Because my water broke, I went to the hospital around five o'clock." The mother stopped her movements for a moment and subconsciously looked at the clock on the wall.

"But you said it would be dark after I gave birth!"

"It won't be dark at seven o'clock!"

"But it gets dark after ten o'clock in the north in mid-May!" I glared at my mother.

Mother's eyes were a little wandering: "I don't remember, it was after dark anyway."

I sighed heavily, I can't even remember this kind of thing.

Fearing that the topic would reach a deadlock, Xiaodao quickly interjected: "Hey! Brother! Do you believe there are two people who look the same in this world?"

"Believe it, the twins look the same." I glanced at my mother, but she didn't react.

"But when I came back by car, I met a person who looked exactly like you at the station. At that time, I thought you had special powers and had a premonition that I was back, so you came to pick me up. I called that person "Brother" , that person took one look at me and ran away. Do you think it's strange?" Xiaoba was also observing her mother's face carefully. Her face was very calm, and it didn't seem like she was hiding something from me.

"Mom, could it be that you gave birth to twins and don't remember it?" I brought the topic to my mother.

"How is it possible? When I gave birth to you, it happened to be the nurse's shift change, and the room was full of people. If twins were born, it would be a great event! People would have started shouting."

I was a little anxious and then asked: "Then is this birthmark on my ear present since I was born?"

The mother frowned and thought for a while and said: "I was too tired at the time. I just glanced at you and fainted. The nurse didn't say anything at the time... What happened to you today?" The mother brought a plate of dumplings to her. When she entered the kitchen, she glared at me angrily. I couldn't see any other strange behavior on her part, so my questioning could only end here.

Xiaodao frowned slightly with a puzzled look on his face, and I had no choice but to sigh again.

Uncle Gang never came out again all night, I guess he was avoiding us. Mu Mu really drank too much and didn’t eat many dumplings. After receiving the red envelope from our mother, we loaded the wood into the car and went home. Xiaoba was extremely excited and shouted: "Go to the beach by the river! Go to the beach!"

Mumu nodded stupidly, and I thought it would be good to take these two drunkards to drink some northwest wind, so as to save me from having to drive a long distance tomorrow.