Chat Group: Gain Saiyan Bloodline at the Beginning

Su Xiaoqi felt that he had never laughed so much in his life as he had today. This Feng Baobao was really too interesting.

Feng Baobao tilted her head, looking at Su Xiaoqi, and said, "What are you laughing at? Can you give me the link first?"

"Hold on, no, you bastards, wait for me."

Recovering from his 'petrification', Sakata Gintoki rushed in front of Feng Baobao and cursed angrily:

"What qualifications does a simpleton like you have to say that Gin-san is a loser, huh?"

"How good is your own taste, huh?"

"Look at you now, wearing men's clothes, with your hair disheveled. People who don't know you might think you're a man."

"So, where do you get the confidence to say that Gin-san is a loser, huh?!"

Feng Baobao looked Sakata Gintoki up and down before slowly saying, "Because you're an idiot."

These simple seven words completely broke our Gin-san's defenses.

"Okay, okay, Feng Baobao, you're the first person who dares to talk to Gin-san like that. Don't you know some Awei Eighteen Styles? Use them on Gin-san now if you have the guts."

"Gin-san will show you Gin-san's Thirty-Six Styles today."

Feng Baobao blinked at Sakata Gintoki, "How did you know my name is Feng Baobao, and about the Awei Eighteen Styles?"

"I... I can't take it anymore, Gin-san can't take it anymore, Xiaoqi, don't hold Gin-san back. Gin-san must give this crazy woman a complete set of Thirty-Six Styles today."

Su Xiaoqi said amusingly, "When did I hold you back? Go ahead if you want to. I'll take the opportunity to learn your combined Fifty-Four Styles."

Zhang Chulan then chimed in from the side, "Bao'er-jie, take him down! This white-haired guy actually dares to show off in front of you, he's just tired of living."

"Bang."

Feng Baobao gave Zhang Chulan a heavy punch on the head, "I'll say it again, don't call me Bao'er-jie, call me Master."

After dealing with Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao turned to look at Sakata Gintoki and said, "Zhang Chulan said you're showing off, did you?"

Sakata Gintoki looked at Zhang Chulan, who was lying on the ground, and said with a laugh, "Huh? Showing off? What's that? Gin-san was just having a loving interaction with you, ahahaha."

Feng Baobao looked at Su Xiaoqi and said, "Is this person your friend?"

Su Xiaoqi shook his head and said, "I don't know such a shameful guy."

Feng Baobao nodded and said, "Yeah, I think so too. I suggest you take him to the hospital to see a doctor. I know a doctor in that field. Do you want me to introduce you? But you have to give me the link to sell tails first."

Su Xiaoqi smiled and said, "Pinduoduo, 9.9 yuan with free shipping, and after-sales service too."

Chapter 92 Sakata Gintoki: Little brother-in-law, I'm your sister's husband

Longhu Mountain, back mountain.

Lu Linglong looked at Sakata Gintoki in front of her and wished she could punch this shameful thing to death.

Ever since this damn thing was asked by Feng Baobao, "Did you show off?", he hadn't dared to fart in front of her all the way, looking as cowardly as could be. Angered, she found an excuse to separate from Feng Baobao and the others as soon as she arrived here.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and she couldn't help but curse:

"Sakata Gintoki, I really shouldn't have let you come. Usually, you're so talkative in the group, spitting out eighteen-rated words like 'balls' and 'prostate' without hesitation. Why are you like a mouse seeing a cat after seeing Feng Baobao?"

Sakata Gintoki ingratiatingly said, "Linglong girl, you don't understand this. Gin-san usually doesn't argue with women, let alone brainless crazy women. That would only make Gin-san look very uncool."

"Have you ever seen Gin-san argue with you girls in the group since I joined? Gin-san can tell you loudly, no."

"But Gin-san now guarantees you that if it were a man, Gin-san would definitely beat his two heads off."

Lu Linglong snorted coldly, "You better do what you say, or I'll blow your dog's head off first."

Zhi Jinhua looked at Lu Linglong in front of her and suddenly felt a sense of unfamiliarity towards her good sister. The former Lu Linglong was sweet, cute, and a little naturally dazed.

Looking at the current Lu Linglong, with her hands on her hips and cursing, she was completely an image of a valiant older sister.

She was very curious about what the other party had experienced since joining that chat group that could cause such a big reversal in her persona.

Just then, Lu Linglong's number one iron fan, Canglong, appeared in front of Lu Linglong with a gust of wind.

"Goddess Linglong, long time no see. You're getting more and more beautiful. When will you organize a gathering for us Heteromorphs next time?"

"As long as you say a time, leave the rest to me, Canglong. I guarantee I'll make it beautiful and bright."

"Damn it!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at the other party's obsequious look, the veins on his forehead bulged, he clenched his fists, and without saying a word, he greeted the other party's head.

After beating the other party to the ground, he kicked the other party hard while cursing angrily:

"Fatty, how can you call Goddess Linglong, huh?!"

"How can you have the face to give yourself a protagonist name like Canglong with your fat pig face?"

"Gin-san will beat you into a fat maggot now, and you will obediently crawl on the ground like a maggot in the future."

Only after the other party was beaten to the point of taking in more air than exhaling did Sakata Gintoki stop, "Tui, don't let Gin-san see you near Linglong girl again, or I'll beat you every time I see you."

Su Xiaoqi looked at Canglong, who was almost beaten to death on the ground, then turned to look at Lu Linglong and said, "Listening to that fatty, you're very familiar with this group of Heteromorphs now?"

Lu Linglong smiled and said, "I'm just getting acquainted with them, seeing who among them I can manipulate to get some small points for myself, hehe."

As soon as her voice fell, another man's voice came from a distance, "Yo, Linglong girl, it's really lively here."

"Damn it, why are there so many annoying flies."

However, just as Sakata Gintoki turned his head with a dark face to see who was coming, he instantly put on a smiling face, waved his hand, and laughed, "Little brother-in-law, here, here."

Su Xiaoqi, Lu Linglong, and the others beside them twitched their mouths at the same time. This guy really dared to say it in front of Feng Shayan.

Feng Xing Tong looked at the man with white curly hair like himself and said, "Excuse me, who are you?"

Sakata Gintoki pulled Feng Xing Tong aside, hooked his arm around the other party's shoulder, and whispered, "I'm your sister's future man, quickly call me brother-in-law."

Feng Xing Tong looked at the other party with disbelief and said, "Really? Why haven't I heard my sister mention you?"

"Hey, how could your sister tell you about playing adult games with Gin-san? She might even pretend not to know me in front of outsiders, but just remember that I'm your brother-in-law."

"Is that so? I still don't quite believe it."

On the other side, Feng Shayan looked at her younger brother and the white-haired man whispering to each other, and asked, "Linglong, who is that white hair?"

Lu Linglong smiled awkwardly and said, "He's a friend of mine, but his brain is a little abnormal most of the time. Just ignore him."

Feng Shayan nodded, looked at Su Xiaoqi and the others, and said, "Are these few also here to participate in this time's Luo Tian Dajiao?"

Lu Linglong smiled and said, "Yes, but I'll give you a heads up in advance, the first place in this Luo Tian Dajiao is mine."

"Just you?" Feng Shayan looked Lu Linglong up and down, sneered, and said, "Then you should work hard."

"Xingtong, let's go, it's time to register."

"Coming, Sister." Feng Xing Tong responded, then whispered to Sakata Gintoki, "Brother-in-law, I'm leaving first. My sister's temper is a bit strong, you should pay more attention to yourself in the future."

Sakata Gintoki patted the other person's shoulder and said with a smile, "Little brother-in-law, your brother-in-law is best at this. Remember to say a few good words for your brother-in-law in front of your sister."

"Okay, brother-in-law, then I'll see you at the competition."

Su Xiaoqi looked at the beaming Sakata Gintoki and teased, "What's wrong? Have you settled your little brother-in-law?"

Sakata Gintoki said triumphantly, "Xiaoqi, you'll be sleeping alone tonight. Gin-san is going to experience the world of adults."

Tokisaki Kurumi smiled at this moment and said, "Ara, if Darling needs a body pillow, I can provide myself to you for free."

Zhu Zhuqing sneered, "Do you think he'll be more comfortable hugging me or hugging you, Kurumi?"

Tokisaki Kurumi's smile suddenly froze. After glancing at Zhu Zhuqing, Lu Linglong, and Kakitsubata, she muttered, "What's so great about you big-chested monsters?"

Lu Linglong looked at the crowd and said, "Everyone, it's almost time. Let's go to the registration area."

To Su Xiaoqi's surprise, this time the Luo Tian Dajiao didn't use paper-based lottery, but changed to a system random draw on an electronic screen.

"Are you surprised?" Lu Linglong looked at Su Xiaoqi's surprised look and smiled, explaining in a low voice:

"This time, with you as a BUG, my great-grandfather and the Old Celestial Master discussed and slightly changed the rules of the competition, so as to avoid those strong people encountering you too early."

"Of course, we won't meet each other in the preliminaries. When it comes to the knockout rounds later, I and you will be automatically assigned to the upper and lower halves. As for the others, it depends on luck."

"I only told my great-grandfather and Hua'er about you guys, but my great-grandfather should tell the Old Celestial Master."

Su Xiaoqi looked at Lu Linglong with a strange expression, "Your behind-the-scenes manipulation is really dark enough."

As Lu Linglong said, the preliminary draw resulted in them drawing guys with no names in the original work.

Even Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao, Zhang Lingyu, Zhuge Qing, Wang Ye, and other famous people drew some small characters.

However, whether it was intentional by Lu Jin and the Old Celestial Master, Su Xiaoqi was arranged to appear second tomorrow, and the first to appear before him was Zhang Chulan.

"Linglong, if Zhang Chulan acts cool like in the original work tomorrow, just read the lines I wrote in the script, and I guarantee you'll be the prettiest girl in the audience."

Hearing this, Lu Linglong was a little excited and a little ashamed, blushing and said, "Everything else is fine, but can you not say the last sentence?"

"This is not Alabasta. Everyone knows me. I'm afraid I won't be able to face anyone after I say it."

Su Xiaoqi looked at the other person earnestly and said, "Linglong, think about Nami. How many points does she have after adding the vest of the captain of the Yorozuya Pirates?

"Compared to points, what is face? And I don't think that sentence is embarrassing at all. Its classic level is no less than the words your idol said."

"You may feel a little ashamed now, but when you really say it, you will feel very refreshed, just like we did in Alabasta."

"If you really can't bring yourself to say it, then I can only let Hua'er say it. If she becomes famous by then, all these points will be counted on my head."

"Ah?"

Hearing this, Kakitsubata was stunned, then shook her head frantically. She had already read that script, and she would never say that sentence, she didn't need points.

Tokisaki Kurumi looked at Zhu Zhuqing with a curious expression, "Do you know what that sentence is?"

Zhu Zhuqing shook her head, "I don't know either, but it can make the two of them so 'scared', it shouldn't be a good word."

Tokisaki Kurumi smiled and said, "Ara, I'm really looking forward to what kind of script Darling will write for me in the future. No matter how embarrassing he writes it, I will complete it perfectly."

"You don't even have Itsuka Shido there. Wait until you can trigger the task."

Zhu Zhuqing glared at the other person, then suddenly thought of something, and smiled slyly, "Why don't you try kissing Itsuka Shiori?"

"Uh..."

Tokisaki Kurumi's expression collapsed. If she really did that, she would really become a lesbian in Su Xiaoqi's eyes.

"Or should I let other spirits try it?"

Thinking of this, Tokisaki Kurumi made up her mind to catch other spirits after returning this time. Her purpose is only one, no matter who you kiss, once it has an effect, she will let her clone go up.

At this time, Lu Linglong, who had been tangled in her heart for a long time, looked at Su Xiaoqi and said, "For the sake of points, I'm going all out this time. If anyone dares to laugh at me in the future, I'll blow their heads off."

Su Xiaoqi smiled and said, "That's right. Think about it carefully. This time you are the first in the Luo Tian Dajiao and you destroyed the Quanzhen Sect. How many points will that be?"

"Hehehe..." Lu Linglong, who was imagining her big harvest in her mind, let out a silly laugh.

Kakitsubata, who was watching this scene, sighed silently in her heart. No matter how much her good sister changes her character, her natural daze may never disappear.

However, she is now looking forward to tomorrow even more. After tomorrow, Lu Linglong's reputation will probably resound throughout the entire world of the extraordinary.

Chapter 93 Lu Linglong: I'm on the front!

As the other contestants left one after another, Lu Jin, the Old Celestial Master, and Tian Jinzhong came to Su Xiaoqi and the others and said:

"Linglong, you first take your other friends to look around. We have something to talk about with Xiaoqi."

Lu Linglong looked at her great-grandfather warily and said, "Great-grandfather, I advise you not to have any bad ideas, otherwise you know the consequences, don't force me..."

"Okay, okay, I've heard these words from you almost eight hundred times." Lu Jin interrupted his granddaughter unhappily, and looked at Su Xiaoqi, "Xiaoqi, shall we two brothers go for a walk?"

The Old Celestial Master and Tian Jinzhong next to Lu Jin widened their eyes when they heard this, and looked at each other in disbelief. How could this person have the nerve to say such shameless words?

Su Xiaoqi smiled and said, "Let's forget about going for a walk. There's still a competition tomorrow. Drinking tea is fine."

"Hahaha." Lu Jin laughed and said, "Not many young people like to drink tea nowadays. The tea from the Celestial Master's Mansion is not bad. The Old Celestial Master is usually very stingy. Today, let's two brothers drink more and chat slowly."

"Okay." Su Xiaoqi nodded, said something to Zhu Zhuqing, and followed Lu Jin and the others to the Celestial Master's Mansion.

In the evening, Su Xiaoqi, who had drunk his fill of tea, returned to the place of residence arranged for them by the Old Celestial Master, and found Lu Linglong and the others who were here.

"Su Xiaoqi, you haven't been bought by those old men, have you?"

Su Xiaoqi looked at Lu Linglong, who looked nervous, and smiled, "Although they offered a high price to let me give the first place to Zhang Chulan in the end, but thinking of our revolutionary friendship and the things I promised you, I still reluctantly refused."

"So, Linglong girl, you can't betray me again in the future."

Lu Linglong nodded frantically, patting the bear head on her clothes and said, "Don't worry, I'll do whoever you tell me to do in the future. If I, Lu Linglong, violate my oath, I'll be struck by Zhang Lingyu's Yin Five Thunders again."

Zhu Zhuqing asked curiously at this time, "What price did they offer?"