Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world

Ding——

Xiao Yan's fist hitting Tang Sangui seemed to hit an invisible barrier.

[Chat group: Group members cannot intentionally hurt each other's body and soul]

A reminder sounded in Xiao Yan and Tang Sangui's minds at the same time.

This reminder made Xiao Yan's face look ugly instantly, but Tang Sangui was overjoyed. He almost forgot that members of the chat group generally cannot intentionally hurt each other!

Am I saved?

The fear on his face quickly disappeared, and Tang Sangui felt that he was fine again, and his legs were not so weak.

"Hahaha, Xiao Yan, you can't kill me!"

Tang Sangui laughed out loud.

Ding——

Xiao Yan hit another heavy punch, but still returned in vain, and his face was distorted with anger.

"What's going on?"

The changes in Xiao Yan and the others attracted Lu Xian's attention.

"Chat group doesn't let me hurt him, it's really fucked!" Xiao Yan cursed.

Hearing this, Lu Xian stepped forward and tried to punch Tang Sangui in the mocking eyes.

Ding——

The same chat group notification sound as Xiao Yan rang in his mind.

"Useless Lu Xian, you can't hurt me, hahahaha, I'll piss you off!" Tang Sangui was so successful that he started to get rampant again.

Looking at his dog-like appearance, Xiao Yan and Ye Fan's faces became very gloomy. If this birdman doesn't die, he will become a big trouble in the future.

"What are you laughing at, idiot."

Lu Xian looked contemptuous, "We can't hurt you, Yao Zunzun is not a member of the chat group, and he can kill you at any time if he wants you to die."

Yes!

There are more than three people who can take action here.

There is also Yao Zunzun!

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan both reacted.

"Does this require me to take action? Just kill him?" Yao Chen frowned and asked.

"Don't, Master Yao, if you take action, he will die too comfortably."

Lu Xian glanced at Xiao Yan's hand that was holding Tang Sangui's collar, and the corner of his mouth curled up, "Xiao Yan grabbed his collar, but was not judged as a malicious attack by the chat group. The boundary of this malicious attack seems to be quite vague. Maybe we can operate in this regard. I think I have a better way. Wait for me. I'm going out to buy something and will be back soon."

"Ye Hei, Huo Huo, you two watch him, and by the way, continue to explain to Master Yao what I didn't finish just now."

After saying that, Lu Xian changed his black tights back to modern sportswear, pushed the door open, and left quickly.

Outside the house.

The flat road and the neat street lights on the roadside are the familiar yet strange world in memory.

The experience of just two days seems like a lifetime ago.

Lu Xian looked at the high-rise buildings on both sides of the road, his eyes were slightly rippled, and soon disappeared again.

He strolled around the streets in the early morning, and then walked into a small supermarket that was still open at night. The sound of mahjong colliding came from inside.

Lu Xian found a roll of large tape in the corner of the supermarket, put it in his ring, dropped a gold soul coin on the spot, and walked out of the supermarket as if nothing had happened.

There were not many pedestrians on the street at night. Lu Xian passed by a bar. Standing at the door of the bar were a man and a woman who were pulling each other. The man was wearing a takeaway uniform, dark and thin, and the woman was no more than 1.6 meters tall and weighed more than 200 kilograms...

"Yan Yan, please, don't leave me..."

"You are a waste. You have been together for two years, but you haven't had two nights of happiness with my ex-boyfriend. You have no life and no money. I am still young. I can just find a rich man casually. I can still hang myself on your crooked tree!"

"I will work hard, I really will work hard, give me another year..."

The man shed tears and promised again and again, trying to save this relationship.

"Give it to you, you loser. You only give me 3,000 yuan a month, which is not enough for me to go to the bar. You are still like this even after ten years, let alone one year!"

Passing by here, Lu Xian couldn't stand it when he saw this scene. Being humiliated like this and still begging, it's too cowardly. Men don't cry easily, don't you understand?

It's really embarrassing for men. This woman is even more weird. What kind of life values ​​are they?

He couldn't help but say, "Don't daydream when it's still dark. With your face, you're not only beautiful, but also disgusting. You want rich people to chase you. With your age spots that can't be covered by your 10-centimeter-thick powder, or your fat legs that make elephants cry? You are an old tank, and you are ugly and troublesome."

"Someone is willing to take you, why don't you go back and burn incense and be happy secretly, and be a devil here..."

"You little devil, what the hell are you talking about!"

The woman was furious and wanted to grab Lu Xian's face. Lu Xian kicked her to the ground with a cold face.

"You bastard, you dare to hit me, I will call the police to arrest you, and you will be jailed for life!"

"Brother, leave quickly, there is no surveillance nearby."

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The takeaway man pushed Lu Xian at this time, asking him to leave quickly and not get into trouble. He ran to help the ultimate tank and said nice things.

"No, buddy, does she have marijuana? Can it make you so crazy?" Lu Xian was shocked.

"I am true love, don't meddle in other people's business..."

Lu Xian was speechless and could only shake his head and leave. Modern love is really hopeless.

He walked a few dozen steps back and walked back the way he came.

A man and a woman appeared in front of him again.

This time, the two of them snuggled together, like a loving couple, taking a romantic walk on the street in the early morning.

"It turns out that there is still true love in modern times." Lu Xian sighed when he saw this. The scene just now should be that he just met a pair of weird lovers, one willing to fight and the other willing to be beaten.

At this time, the voice of a man came from the front.

"Lili, as your best girlfriend, I really have to advise you to divorce your husband quickly and divide the family property quickly, otherwise if your selling of silver is discovered, the law may not stand on your side."

Lu Xian's ears moved, and his face twitched when he heard this. Well, well, it turns out that I was careless!

"I won't let him find out. He works so hard every day and goes home to sleep. How can he have time to find out about me?"

"Hey."

The man sighed, "Why don't you do something else? You want to go to work in Tianshang Renjian. How many people have you slept with in this month? Is it because I can't satisfy you?"

The woman thought for a while and replied jokingly, "I have only slept with you. After all, the others kept me awake all night."

The man seemed a little jealous and angry when he heard this joke, "Lili, you should quit that job."

"Why? How can I support you if I quit? Please think about me, okay? Which woman wants to survive in the cracks and make a living under the stick?"

"I'm doing this for you..."

"Lili, you might as well find a rich man. You are still young and so beautiful. You got married too early. Your husband is not worthy of you. I told you not to settle for it."

The woman was silent, as if she was persuaded.

Lu Xian passed by the two people who were talking in a low voice and said coldly:

"He is right, you should not settle for such good conditions."

"There is a woman in my village, she looks average, she is a member of the Moonlight Clan, she was buried in her eighties and she did not settle for anything. Guess what, later a Supreme Heavenly Emperor named Ye Hei passed by her grave and fell in love with her. He dug her out, fed her the elixir of immortality and resurrected her directly. He gave her 50 kilograms of Heavenly Palace Divine Liquid as a betrothal gift and helped her break through to the Saint Realm. Now the two of them are living a good life. Don't settle for anything. You deserve better."

"Your husband is really not worthy of you. Go back and divorce him and find a better one. Don't continue to harm him. I think the male best friend next to you is not bad. He is a perfect match for you."

"Who the hell are you!"

"I'm the one who wants you dead!"