Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world

Lu Xian briefly checked the group files of the chat group.

"On the Heavens and the Ten Thousand Realms", "Detailed Explanation of the Mutual Helping Groups of the Heavens", "On the Round Heaven and Earth", "On the Eternal Universe, the Stars", "On..."

They are all things that introduce the world view. They may be of great use to people from this world like Lu Xueqi and Yan Lingji, making it easier for them to understand the existence of the chat group.

But for Lu Xian, it was really useless.

Chat group.

[Lu Xian: Don’t welcome me yet. Let me ask you something, friends. There is a Loli girl with a childlike face and big breasts lying in front of me. She is at my mercy. What should I do next? 】

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu Xian integrated into the chat group very quickly! 】

[Xiao Yan: I have a good suggestion! 】

[Xiao Yan: I think you should take off her clothes, her pants, and then her underwear. 】

[Xiao Yan: Then he took out the monkey rubber band from his underwear, made it into a slingshot, and hit the glass of her house! 】

Fight to break the world.

In the Xiao family of Wutan City, Xiao Yan laughed "Gee, gee, gee," and there was finally a new member in the chat group.

The one in the group named Lu Xueqi was like an ice cube and couldn't hold back a few words all day, which was not interesting enough.

Tang Daxian was good at pinching and was too mysterious, so he couldn't find anyone who could accompany him in the water group.

It's fine now!

This guy named Lu Xian seems to be an interesting guy at first glance. He drives a yellow car when he first comes here. As long as he figures out the functions of the chat group, he will probably not be so boring in the group in the future.

[Ye Fan: Is this a serious chat group? Why do I see people engaging in HS as soon as I come here? Can I get off the car now? 】

Covering the world.

In an ancient city in the Eastern Wasteland, Ye Fan was eating late-night snacks in an inn. After reading the group file introduction of the chat group, he had basically understood what this chat group was like.

Although he didn’t know where this chat group came from, he accepted these things very quickly.

Especially the familiar Penguin chat interface made Ye Fan feel more friendly.

[Xiao Yan: The car door has been welded shut, no one can get out of the car today! 】

[Ye Fan: Brother Xiao Yan is quite good at it! Could it be...]

[Xiao Yan: Could it be...]

[Ye Fan: Palace Yuye Wine! 】

[Xiao Yan: One hundred and eighty cups! 】

[Ye Fan: Sledgehammer eighty! 】

[Xiao Yan: Small hammer forty! 】

[Xiao Yan: It’s my turn to ask you to answer the question! 】

[Ye Fan: Come on! 】

[Xiao Yan: Please listen to the question! 】

[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend comes to visit my aunt! 】

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water! 】

[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend is sick! 】

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water! ! 】

[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend is angry! 】

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water! ! ! 】

[Xiao Yan: Tears filled my eyes, brother! 】

[Ye Fan: Tears filled my eyes, brother! 】

[Lu Xueqi: I always feel like what you are saying is not good. 】

[Tang Daxian is good at pinching: Haha, it seems that the new children have integrated quickly and are very energetic. 】

[Tang Daxian can count if you can pinch him or her: @雿灵奇, Baiyue Demon Girl, aren’t you going to come out and say hello to everyone? 】

Earth.

In a rental house in Shanghai, a young man with a thin body and an ordinary appearance stared at the chat screen in front of him, with the corners of his mouth raised crazily.

"Great, there is a future Ye Fan and Emperor Ye Tian. As long as we can fool him and find a chance to travel through the past and join the path of the Emperor of Desolate Heaven, there will be no shortage of cultivation techniques. I also practice a shitty fighting spirit. It’s so difficult to lay the foundation, no dog can practice it.”

"There is also Yan Lingji, the national comic goddess from the Qin Dynasty. This chat group understands me. It gives me both skills and beauties!"

"But who is this Lu Xian from Douluo Continent?"

"Does Douluo Dalu have this character?"

Tang Sangui was a little puzzled. After thinking for a while, he really couldn't remember such a person.

"It should just be a supporting role in Douluo Dalu. Anyway, it's just a fantasy floor tile, so it's not important!"

"I have to find a way to trick them out of their timeline so that they can be deceived..."

At this moment, the phone suddenly sounded Didi's message notification sound.

Tang Sangui picked it up and read it. It was a message from his ex-girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend: Sangui, I regret breaking up with you. Let’s get back together, okay?

Tang Sangui was stunned for a moment, and then sneered, I am a man who has a cheat in the chat group, are you worthy of it?

"Forget it, let's pretend to be flattering first. I can't sleep with top beauties like Yan Lingji and Lu Xueqi for the time being. I have to fool her for a while. This woman is not bad looking. Let's get back together with her first and sleep with her. Wait. From now on, I will fool those beauties from all over the world and kick them again.”

Tang Sangui began to tap on the screen, clicking words.

Tang Sangui: Rongrong, you promised to be my girlfriend years ago, but I didn’t expect you to break up with me after the new year. Crying emoticon.jpg

Tang Sangui: Rongrong, what did I do not do well before?

Ex-girlfriend: Sangui, I was impulsive before. Let’s get back together. I will be good to you in the future.

Tang Sangui: Okay, I'm so happy! smiley face.jpg

Ex-girlfriend: Hmm, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Won’t you come to my house to give me gifts, Sangui?

Ex-girlfriend: Remember to bring ten pieces of Ruanhuazi and ten boxes of Maotai to my dad, and buy clothes for me and my mother for 6W6 each.

Ex-girlfriend: You don’t need to bring anything else. It’s not easy for you to make money.

Ex-girlfriend: Oh, right!

Ex-girlfriend: I bought two boxes of milk for my uncle and aunt, you can take it back when the time comes!

Tang Sangui held the phone in silence for a while, staring at the screen and rubbing his eyes hard, wondering if he had seen it wrong.

However, those words were still those words.

The bloody stinging made people's eyes hurt.

"Fuck your mother's stinky bitch!"

Tang Sangui threw the phone out and smashed it against the wall, breaking it into pieces.

"Asshole, you cheated me once and you still want to cheat me again. You really treat me as a sucker! When I practice the Heaven Covering Method, I will kill your whole family, and I will call Tang San a dog!!!"

Tang Sangui was very angry and trembled all over.

It took a while to calm down and began to feel sorry for his phone.

"Forget it, forget it, it's just a phone. When I practice the Heaven Covering Method, I will not walk sideways on the earth. Nuclear bombs can't do anything to me. I will have nothing to ask for by then."

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He adjusted his mood and looked at the chat group.

[Yan Lingji: Who are you? ]

[Lu Xian: I want to ask too! ]

Douluo World.

Lu Xian scanned the names of the six people in the group. One of them looked obviously wrong. He started to act like a native...

[Xiao Yan: Didn't you read the introduction of the group file? ]

[Lu Xian: I read it, but I didn't understand it very well. ]

[Ye Fan: This is what stupid people do. ]

[Lu Xueqi: I was the same as you at the beginning. Don't worry. You will understand it slowly. ]

[Xiao Yan: You two, just treat the rest of the people in the group as people from another world. Each world is different, with its own characteristics and cultivation systems. It is the chat group that connects us from different worlds. ]

[Xiao Yan: If you have any difficulties, you can talk to the group. If you can't solve them, go to Tang Daxian. I had a problem with my body before, and my cultivation level did not improve but regressed. It was Tang Daxian who cured me and sealed the evil spirit that affected me. ]

[Xiao Yan: And Tang Daxian’s fortune-telling is really accurate. I have verified it myself! ]

Evil spirit?

Could it be Yao Lao...

Huo Huo, you must have been fooled.

Lu Xian’s mouth twitched.

[Lu Xian: Really? ]

[Lu Xian: I have a problem now. I have a friend who is injured and the wound is still bleeding. I feel that if she doesn’t get treated, she will probably die soon. But I don’t know how to stop the bleeding and heal her wounds. Tang Daxian, do you have any ideas? ]

[Tang Daxian, who can tell fortunes: I only look at fate and check luck. For such trivial matters, you can ask other group members in the group. ]

[Xiao Yan: I have an ointment for treating external injuries. Wait, I will find it and send you a red envelope. This is the ointment used by mercenaries in our world. The hemostasis effect is very good. ]

[Lu Xueqi: I have healing pills, which are effective for both external and internal injuries. ]

[Xiao Yan sent Lu Xian an exclusive red envelope]

[Lu Xueqi sent Lu Xian an exclusive red envelope]

[Lu Xian received exclusive red envelopes X2]

[Lu Xian: Thank you brother Xiao Yan and Miss Xueqi for your help! ]

[Xiao Yan: It's a small matter. Go and treat your friend's injury. As seniors, we should take care of you later group members. ]

Huo Huo is quite kind-hearted!

I would rather be Xiao Yan's younger brother than Tang San's brother. The ancients are not deceiving me!

Lu Xian closed the chat interface.

First, he took out a white pill with a herbal fragrance from Lu Xueqi's red envelope and stuffed it into Zhu Zhuqing's mouth. Then he took out a black and sticky object from Xiao Yan's red envelope, tore open Zhu Zhuqing's leather clothes at the wound, and began to apply ointment.

The stinging sensation of the ointment touching the wound made Zhu Zhuqing groan from time to time, and her delicate body trembled frequently.

Lu Xian has obsessive-compulsive disorder. He applied the ointment very carefully and evenly. It took him a lot of effort to apply the ointment to the wounds.

I don’t know whether it was Lu Xueqi’s pill or Xiao Yan’s ointment that stopped the bleeding. The effect was immediate.

“Finally it’s done. I should be able to save your life…”

Lu Xian breathed a sigh of relief and looked up. Zhu Zhuqing woke up at some point and was looking at him with big eyes.

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier that you woke up!”

Lu Xian opened his mouth and complained speechlessly. Aren’t you affecting my water group’s great cause?

Zhu Zhuqing was silent for a moment, nodded and said softly, “Thank you.”

She struggled to get up, shook and sat down again.

“Don’t move! Don’t let the wound bleed again just after applying the ointment…”

“I can’t stay here. My sister will definitely bring more killers. If I don’t leave now, I may never be able to leave again. You’d better leave quickly…”

Zhu Zhuqing stubbornly supported the tree trunk and stood up.

"What you said seems to make sense."

Lu Xian touched his chin and squatted down decisively, "Come up, you show the way, we leave."

"You..."

Zhu Zhuqing hesitated for a moment, then lay on Lu Xian's back, letting him carry her, and asked in a low voice: "Where are you going?"

"You are talking nonsense? Of course I am going to the Tiandou Empire. Am I going to the Xingluo Empire with you?"