Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world

[Fuck, the massage I wrote in the last chapter was censored. I’m drunk. I can read it at dawn. It’s out at dawn]

You’re playing this game with me?

Lu Xian glanced at the three of them, and the breath of the Divine Bridge Realm accidentally leaked a little bit. At this moment, Zhang Chulan and Xiao Yan’s faces turned pale and they couldn’t pretend anymore.

It seemed that a terrifying mountain was pressing down on their shoulders in an instant.

The breath as heavy as a mountain seemed to fall at any time and crush them into a meat pie.

However, the next second, this oppressive feeling disappeared without a trace, as if it had never appeared.

Just a short moment ago, Zhang Chulan almost peed on the spot. Now he carefully experienced it again. The blue sky and white clouds, the breeze, the years were quiet, and it seemed that nothing had happened. He wondered if he had any illusions and was a little suspicious.

Among the three, only Ye Fan looked at his nose and his heart, and knew why. Just a little breath, he wanted to threaten me, Ye Tiandi?

Lu Xian retracted his gaze. He was still very generous. It was just a few barks. He was thick-skinned and didn't care. But the little doctor fairy was a little embarrassed and annoyed by the three people's teasing.

Turning back, he said angrily: "So you are in the same group."

"I do know each other. I apologize to you on behalf of my friend."

Lu Xian introduced with a faint smile: "The one who arrested you is called Xiao Yan. He drank too much poisonous milk powder since he was a child. His brain is a little not working well. His mouth may be a little bad, but his heart is still not bad. We just helped you to deal with it. He will definitely not dare to do anything wrong in the future. The short guy next to him is Ye Fan. Don't look at his shortness. In fact, he is over 25 years old and is a gay who likes men. The last one with eyes full of "I am a fool" is Zhang Chulan. You don't have to doubt it, he is a fool."

Xiao Yan, Ye Fan, Zhang Chulan: ...

No, you scolded all three people in one sentence?

Is this the vicious revenge and foul-mouthed attack from Lu Gou?

Didn't it just affect your good things?

Look at your face!

Wait, gay?

Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan covered their buttocks and walked away from Ye Fan quietly.

Horrible!

I didn't expect you to be such a Ye Hei, hiding so deeply!

"Puff~" Xiao Yixian covered her mouth and chuckled. She was amused by Lu Xian's sharp counterattack. Most of her anger disappeared. These people seemed quite interesting.

Xiao Yixian secretly glanced at Lu Xian, who looked leisurely, and quickly looked away for fear of being discovered.

Is he helping me to respond to the teasing of the others just now?

Really gentle...

No, you think too much, Lu Xian is just used to avenging his grudges on the spot, and he would not feel happy if he didn't scold him.

"Slander! Lu Gou is slandering me!" Ye Fan noticed Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan's steps away from him, and explained anxiously. If he couldn't explain it clearly today, his reputation would be ruined.

With Xiao Yan's big mouth, he must have to publicize it in the group to avenge his massage.

Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan nodded and took two steps back, "Of course we believe you."

Ye Fan:?

What do you mean by retreating?

"Zhang Chulan, why are you so far away from me?"

"I'm going to pee..."

Zhang Chulan was shocked by the breath that Lu Xian accidentally revealed just now, and now he really wants to pee.

Lu Xian raised his eyelids, "Don't pee anywhere, there are girls here."

"I'm hiding behind the tree, you can't see me..." Zhang Chulan muttered softly and ran two steps away.

"..."

"Lu dog! I have tolerated you for a long time. How dare you slander me like this? Do you dare to continue the previous battle in the group and fight with me!"

Ye Fan said viciously.

"Why not!"

Lu Xian calmly accepted the battle. He also wanted to fight with Ye Fan to see which one is stronger, the ancient holy body or his innate learning holy body. In this way, there will be a rough comparison in the future, so that he can have a clear idea.

"Is it a fight between two noobs?"

Zhang Chulan came back from taking a shower and heard that the two were going to have a fight, and he immediately became interested.

Lu Xian, Ye Fan:?

Lu Xian: "A fight between two noobs?"

Ye Fan: "Do you have any misunderstandings about us?"

"You sound like you are very powerful." Zhang Chulan said happily. What kind of strength can a few funny guys who play horse-killing have?

You probably don't know that I, Zhang Chulan, am actually a master who does not show off, but hides in the city, right?

Ye Fan glanced at him, "I don't know if I'm powerful or not, but with your size, I can blow you away with just one fart."

Lu Xian looked leisurely, with his hands behind his back, "Xiao Zhang, if you don't practice, you'll be like a frog in a well looking at the moon in the sky when you see me. If you practice, you'll be like a mayfly looking at the blue sky when you see me!"

"I'll be sparring with Ye Hei later, remember to watch more, learn more..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Zhang Chulan raised his lips and nodded in agreement, you are seriously ill, you are right.

The little doctor's eyes were bright, Lu Xian's words were so handsome and imposing, he was so confident!

【Xiao Yan: Shocked! The Immortal Abstract King fought against Ye Tiandi at the top of the Warcraft Mountain Range, the two dogs were fighting each other, is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Who will kill the dog? To know what happened next, please pay attention to the hot-blooded show that young people like to watch on CCTV in Douqi Continent, the first episode: a hot collision from gay love! 】

Xiao Yan knows how to make fun of people. Several people in the group who originally didn't plan to come so early were immediately interested in the title dog.

After a while.

Teleportation portals opened one after another next to them. First, Lu Xueqi arrived holding the little girl, then Firefighter and Qilin, who looked a little wary, and even the little Shi Hao walked out of the portal calmly, with a piece of hair in his hair. Crystal willow leaves.

There are more and more people around, and it suddenly becomes lively. Familiar people are saying hello to each other, and unfamiliar people are introducing each other, and they are gradually getting familiar with each other.

Lu Xian looked at the faces of the other two new group members.

Qilin has fair and delicate appearance, soft and three-dimensional facial features, upright posture, and upright temperament. She is wearing a slim-fitting blue police uniform, and her figure is well outlined. This is a person who looks beautiful at first glance, and the more she looks at it, The more attractive the uniformed policewoman is.

Little Shi Hao... Shi Cun's double-flowered red stick, with two upturned braids and a small vest made of animal skin, dressed like a little Nezha. He looks not much older than a little girl. He is probably not weaned yet, so he is He was so old when he drank animal milk that he was stupid, and now he was standing with his little girl staring at her with big eyes.

With just one glance, Lu Xian had a general understanding of the timeline where the new group members were.

"Lu Gou! If you dare to slander me, Emperor Ye Tian, ​​come and fight me!"

More than ten meters away, Ye Fan was already shouting excitedly. The more people in the group, the better. Today he would use the dog-fighting technique to prove his strength and establish his supremacy in the chat group.

He and Lu Xian are both divine bridges and are at the top of the chat group's food chain. This battle is about the prestige of being number one in the world.

The ancient holy body is invincible at the same level. As long as Lu Xian doesn't use those weird abilities, Ye Fan won't be afraid at all.

"defamation?"

"Then let me ask you, if Pang Bo and Little Moon were poisoned at the same time, and you only had an antidote in your hand, who would you choose to save?"

Lu Xian smiled lightly and stepped forward slowly.

"Of course it's Pang Bo!" Ye Fan replied without thinking. He didn't know who Little Moon was at all, so he must have chosen to save Pang Bo!

This is a trap.

The corners of Lu Xian's lips curled up, "You didn't want to save your future wife, but you chose to save Pang Bo. And you still said you're not gay?"

"Future wife?" Ye Fan was stunned and realized that she should be his wife in the future timeline. Is she waiting for him here?

"Lu Gou, you are hiding information and secretly changing concepts. It is really disgusting!"

Lu Xian smiled and said nothing.

Ye Fan was a little bit off guard, his eyes flashed and he suddenly grinned: "Then let me ask you, if Huohuo and Naiqi are poisoned, and you only have one antidote, who will you save?"

"I will definitely save Nai Qi!" Lu Xian replied without thinking, with an expression as if you would ask such a mentally retarded question.

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Xiao Yan's face turned dark. Damn it, you are so decisive!

Value sex over friends!

"Then what if Naiqi and Firefighter were poisoned?"

Ye Fan smiled strangely and hit Wang Zha, "I knew you Lu Gou couldn't put out fires. It was just a foreshadowing before. So how are you going to deal with these two now?"

If you give a bad answer, you will offend one of them. It is really a vicious conspiracy. You know how terrible my revenge is, Emperor Ye Tian!

When Lu Xian heard this, his eyes were disdainful, and he replied calmly: "It has been scientifically proven that oral medicine is only half as effective as anorectal absorption. I will divide the antidote in half and stuff it through their butts, so that both of them can be saved. "

Lu Xueqi, Yan Lingji:?

The rest:…

Xiao Yan: NM, with this method, you were not even willing to stuff it for me before?

Ye Fan was shocked by Lu Xian's shamelessness. He claimed that he was no match at all and was ruthlessly crushed. He became furious on the spot and wanted to regain the situation with his fists.

If there is a blocked road, use your fist to open it!

Ye Fan gritted his teeth and said: "The ancient holy body is invincible at the same level. If we fight, you have no chance of winning. If you admit defeat now, you can still retain some face!"

"Yeah!"

Lu Xian was not afraid at all, his eyes were arrogant, "It's a pity that my way is not to ask whether you want to fight! Because of me, you will not lose!"

More than ten meters away from the spectators, Lu Xian and Ye Fan looked at each other. One had a cold eyebrow, and the other had a cold face. They stood silently and said nothing, staring at each other with cold eyes. , exuding a tense aura of horror and destruction, as if a war was about to break out.

The momentum of the two of them is:

A sudden increase!

Increased dramatically!

Strong growth!

The onlookers were immediately shocked.

Xiao Yan spread his hands to both sides and shouted in horror: "This is an old enemy, everyone, retreat quickly!"

With the old grudges of the past and the new grudges of today, now Ye Fan and Lu Xian are about to have a showdown to determine who is the best and who is the best!

Thinking of this, the people around were excited. Instead of listening to Xiao Yan's advice, they gathered around and watched with bloodthirsty the coming river of blood.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan still stood still, staring into each other's eyes. The air between them seemed to be exploding with sparks. The strong sense of fate between them had already exploded!

Such as Hashirama and Madara, Son Goku and Vegeta, Naruto and Sasuke, Tiga and Gatanjie, Kato Taka and Sora Aoi...

"There are ants all around. Avoid hurting innocent people. I, Emperor Ye Tian, ​​are waiting for you to challenge me on the nine heavens!"

Ye Fan said with awe-inspiring domineering, a bright golden rainbow light suddenly erupted all over his body, and his arrogance rose up like a Saiyan who had advanced to become a Super Saiyan. He rushed into the sky with a bang, and was blown away by the violent air waves when taking off. Dust was rolling around him, and he stood high in the sky, with a golden rainbow blooming, more dazzling than the setting sun.

"What the hell?"

Zhang Chulan looked up at this shocking scene with a dull expression.

no!

I thought you were just having fun and were about to start an unbearable noob pecking match, but it turned out you were serious?

He was up in the sky in a swish. Zhang Chulan couldn't imagine that before, he and he were playing horses and killing chickens together. Why did his style suddenly change to this weird look?

Qilin also looked shocked. She originally thought that what they said in the group was that Emperor Ye Tian was suffering from chuunibyou, but you suddenly discovered this?

"As the Emperor of Heaven, I shall suppress all enemies in the world!"

Ye Fan stood in the sky and shouted loudly, his voice rolling like thunder, and his momentum was infinitely majestic.

"Lu Gou, do you dare to come up and fight?"

"As you wish!"

"boom!"

Another blazing white rainbow rose up in an instant, rushing into the sky like a comet, standing parallel to Ye Fan, and the aura it exuded was equally terrifying, as deep as the sea.

"A mere Heavenly Emperor dares to bark in front of me, the Immortal King of Abstractions. For your offense today, I will not become an immortal in the future. I will only work as a security guard in Mount Tai one day, and wait for your return to collect your parking fee!"

Damn it!

Ye Fan's face turned dark. In this highlight moment of our pretentiousness, why can't we be more serious, maintain our integrity, and have a shocking battle that will make everyone blind?

Before the fight started, the breaths of the two people began to collide wildly. Divine light continued to flow on their bodies. Two divine rainbows, one white and one gold, were as bright as two scorching suns, reflecting the sky into white and gold. Color, the sky is full of clouds, gorgeous and dazzling.

The entire Warcraft Mountain Range fell silent at this moment. The roars of Warcraft from time to time in the past could no longer be heard. Even the Purple Gold Winged Lion King was shivering in the cave.

"Is this the power of the Shenqiao realm..."

Xiao Yan and others were shocked. Just the collision of breaths actually affected the celestial phenomena. It was so terrifying!

Zhang Chulan murmured happily: "Fortunately, he just asked me not to defecate anywhere, and I agreed, otherwise it would be difficult to say whether defecation would happen anywhere..."