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Chapter 100 Lao Lu, I hate you!

Lu Changge: Qin Shuang, are you there?

Qin Shuang: Mr. Lu, what are you looking for?

Lu Changge: I need four things from your world, the four sacred stones: Ice Soul, White Dew, Black Cold, and Divine Stone.

Qin Shuang: OK!

Lu Changge: Why don’t you ask me?

Qin Shuang: Haha, Mr. Lu opened his mouth because he thought highly of Qin, so why ask anything else.

Lu Changge was silent for a moment, then shook his head and smiled. These people in the world are not as powerful as those in other worlds, but they have a sense of the world.

To be honest, this Jianghu atmosphere is not annoying at all.

Lu Changge: Then I won’t be my mother-in-law. I owe you a favor. In addition, I remember that you like some things that can enhance your skills. I will give you some gadgets later. This is not considered a favor.

Qin Shuang's eyes suddenly lit up and he responded quickly.

I gained another favor, gained some treasures, and it was a great harvest.

"Old Lu, you don't have to think about the things you have and don't have. I don't regret knowing you, living with you, eating the food you cooked, playing with the white longworms, and occasionally bullying the little Qilin. This kind of life, I

Like it very much.”

"Tsk, Lao Lu, what else is there to decide? I don't want to do that bullshit fight to defeat the Buddha!"

At the same time, above the nine heavens, in the fairyland of Yaochi.

For a long time, a grand story came to an end. Lu Changge stopped telling it, but the scene was still quiet, without any sound.

I don’t know how long it took, but Sun Wukong suddenly raised his head.

After making an agreement with Qin Shuang, Lu Changge turned around and walked out of the room.

Qin Shuang believes in loyalty, but he is not stupid, so he will not extrapolate such good things to others.

"Asshole, believe it or not, I will beat you up!"

"No, no, there are more than seven, there are also the Halloween Princess, the Jade Faced Princess, the White Bone Empress, the Scorpion Spirit, the Iron Fan Princess, the Queen Mother..." Sun Wukong transformed into two hands and counted while talking.

Sun Wukong is never stupid, he is just simple, or pure.

"Old Lu, I remember you taught me that this is called getting angry out of shame. You really like the Queen Mother!"

"Don't use such a coping tone, you bastard!"

The atmosphere fell silent, Lu Changge clenched his fists expressionlessly.

However, no matter how eager he was, Lu Changge didn't speak, and he didn't snatch it either.

Suddenly, Sun Wukong spoke.

"interesting……"

Although it is not the same world, and the world levels are also very different, they still have the same source of legends and complement each other. It may be more effective than the super divine water on Sun Wukong!

He is both impatient and well-behaved, which makes people want to laugh.

Lu Changge spread his hands, and the super divine water appeared in his palm. Seeing the super divine water, Sun Wukong suddenly became calm and couldn't help but jumped up and down. He looked very eager.

What does it mean to bully it occasionally? It's such a dignified black jade unicorn, so shameless?

She knew that this occasion was not suitable for other people to get involved.

"Uh, okay." Sun Wukong scratched his head in embarrassment.

To develop the potential of Sun Wukong, there is more than just super divine water. The four sacred stones are derived from the treasures left by Nuwa to patch the sky. Theoretically, they have the same origin as Sun Wukong.

"Oh, what are you thanking me for? Thanking me for hugging your thigh? Or thanking me for making delicious food for you?"

This monkey is already broken and needs to be beaten to death.

"It will take some time for the catastrophe of destiny to completely break out, but at this time, my perception is blocked to this extent. It seems that the people who are thinking about me are very close to the people of this catastrophe."

"According to the spoiler official's documents, the four sacred stones, Bing Po, are in Prince Xia's Mansion, Bai Lu is cast into the Snow Drinking Cold Sword, and the Black Stone will be cast into a peerless sword. The first three are not troublesome, and only the last one is cast.

There’s some trouble with the superweapon’s sacred stone.”

Qin Shuang: Easy to talk to, easy to talk to. Mr. Lu is too polite.

"Then go ahead and say it, I won't interrupt."

After all the commotion, Lu Changge and Sun Wukong both fell silent.

Huaguo Mountain, within Xianju.

From the birth of the Stone Monkey, to the riot in the Heavenly Palace, being suppressed by Wuzhishan, the birth of Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty, the beginning of the westward journey, the Nine-Nine and Eighty-One Difficulties, and finally the victory over the Buddha in the Great Leiyin Temple...

On the other side, Lu Changge also quit the chat group.

That's right, Lu Changge is ready to tell Sun Wukong everything.

Lu Changge talked about everything slowly and carefully.

After closing the chat group, Qin Shuang couldn't hide her smile on her usually dull face.

Lu Changge also smiled and joked casually: "Okay, one or two, I'm not satisfied."

Sun Wukong continued to ask.

"The name of the story is..."Journey to the West"!"

Now that we are ready to change the fate of Sun Wukong, there is no need to hide some things. Sun Wukong has the right to know everything.

"Do you have any other damn bold ideas?"

When Mu Ran heard the three words "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong was shocked for some reason. Suddenly, he felt an extremely strange feeling enveloped his heart. Faintly, he could vaguely feel that these three words seemed to have some kind of meaning.

Strange magical power.

"Now, you decide for yourself whether you want to use it or not."

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"Now, you know why I am reluctant to give this to you."

"I prefer my current life, which is happy and lively."

Sun Wukong also listened very carefully, from laughing and joking at the beginning, to becoming serious gradually, and finally becoming completely silent.

"Tch~" Sun Wukong muttered disdainfully.

"Oh..." Sun Wukong responded in a coping tone.

"I can feel that the Buddha, Tathagata, and Patriarch Subhuti in your story are not as good as you."

"Recently, someone seems to have mentioned me many times~"

After a moment of silence, Sun Wukong's voice suddenly became a little ethereal.

"It's going to take a lot of time and effort to obtain four sacred stones at the same time on my own. I'm afraid it will take a lot of trouble. It seems that I need to trouble my two 'good junior brothers'."

"My life is my own choice!!"

"Hey, hey, there's nothing else I can say, what the hell is Princess Iron Fan?! That's the wife of the Bull Demon King!"

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Moyu Qilin was confused, what does this mean?

However, the loli dragon pretended to be Mo Yu Qilin and agreed, reappearing her skillful dragging of the dead body, dragging Mo Yu Qilin out of sight, and even slapped Mo Yu Qilin to knock him unconscious in order to prevent Mo Yu Qilin from struggling.

Suddenly, the Moyu Qilin's tail tightened, as if something was holding it in its hand.

"Since you told me everything, you must have given up on your previous ideas. Besides, I don't mind if you hug my thigh."

"Every time I mention the Queen Mother, I get so excited. Lao Lu, you must be the most curious about the Queen Mother!"

After thinking for a while, Qin Shuang already had a vague idea.

The voice was very small, but who was Lu Changge? He was a fourth-level master after all, so he couldn't be heard at such a close distance.

On a luxurious soft cave, there is a figure lying on its side, covered by a light gauze. The scene inside cannot be clearly seen, but in the blur, one can feel the amazing curves. Under the looming cover of the gauze,

It is blooming with more and more amazing charm, even the gods may be thirsty when they see this scene.

"It's not impossible to give it to you. Before that, you have to listen to me tell a story. After I finish telling it, it's up to you to decide whether you want the super magic water or not."

Lu Changge nodded.

"Okay, okay, Lao Lu, I'm serious, thank you for telling me everything."

Loli Dragon and Mo Jade Qilin on the side also nodded subconsciously. Soon, Loli Dragon was fine, Mo Jade Qilin suddenly turned around and looked at Sun Wukong like an idiot.

"Stone, come here~"

"Lao Lu, do you still want to persuade me?"

And among them, this definitely does not include the head of the female immortals, the Golden Mother of Yaochi!

As the only lord of the Yao Pond and the mother of heaven since ancient times, she has attained Taoism since ancient times, and unlike the current Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, there has only been one lord of the Yao Pond since ancient times.

Although Lolilong can't speak well and looks cute, in fact, she is very smart, quite smart.

Without other people interfering, the atmosphere at the scene became more and more relaxed.

Mentioning the two junior brothers, a strange expression appeared on Qin Shuang's face. She wanted to laugh, but she suppressed it forcibly. She seemed to be smiling but not smiling, which looked quite charming.

"Humph, don't persuade me. It's really meaningless to fight against the Buddha, not to mention that I need to be tortured like a dog. I am a monkey, a free monkey, and I don't want to be a dog!"

As the Destiny Journey to the West gets closer and closer, the great fortune of disaster begins to unfold. In the three realms, the skills of divination and perception begin to be affected more and more. Some people with only superficial skills have even begun to completely lose divination and perception.

ability.

"Haha, Lao Lu, why am I angry? No matter what the reason is, it is true that you are good to me."

Believe it or not, I’m tickling you!

"If you want to do it, be the Monkey King, the real Monkey King!!"

"Unfortunately, the misfortunes are getting stronger, and even I have been slightly affected. It can only be vaguely calculated that the people who are thinking of me are located in the east, within the territory of Dongsheng Shenzhou~~"

"Story? What story?"

Damn monkey, are you polite?

Lu Changge was silent for a moment, then took out the super divine water and said in a slightly complicated tone.

"I don't need the help of those guys, I will create my own method!"

Suddenly, his whole face twitched.

"Hehe, Lao Lu, Lao Lu, I suddenly discovered a secret. According to the stories you told, I really have a chance to snatch the fairy back to you and become the village wife. Lao Lu, Lao Lu, you have planned it for a long time.

Bar!"

"What's wrong, Lao Lu, have you decided whether to give me that thing?"

"Hey, who wants to hug your hairy thighs~" Lu Changge curled his lips in feigned disgust.

Now that the decision has been made, there is naturally no need to be so afraid of things that I have always been afraid of before.

"Humph, Lao Lu, believe it or not, I don't need to be a disciple or those messy things, I can become an immortal in three years!"

Lu Changge's face became more and more confused.

Sun Wukong immediately curled his lips: "Old Lu, don't make trouble, you know that's not what I'm talking about."

"On the contrary, those masters, ancestors, Buddhas, etc., haha... They are really treating me like a monkey!"

Sun Wukong said a little speechlessly: "Old Lu, what do you want to say, just say it directly."

Lu Changge closed his eyes for a long time before gently nodding his head: "Sorry~"

Sun Wukong clearly acted like he had seen through everything.

Suddenly, a fist slammed into Lu Changge's shoulder. The force was not strong, more like the force of good buddies joking around.

"I'm telling you, I'm not afraid of anything poisonous or not. I can feel it. That thing is only good for me, so don't worry!!"

Lu Changge's expression changed from smiling at first, to gradually freezing up, and finally turning completely dark.

"Lao Lu, thank you~"

Subconsciously turning around, he saw that at some point, one of Loli Dragon's small hands had tightly grasped Mo Yu Qilin's tail. Seeing Mo Jade Qilin turn around, he immediately nodded to Mo Jade Qilin as a signal.

A real fool cannot become an immortal in three years.

Lu Changge had a dark face, grabbed Sun Wukong and roared.

At this moment, Sun Wukong is very powerful and powerful.

"Also, don't mention the Queen Mother again. Throw this damn idea as far away from me as possible!"

"I don't know you well yet. You are lazy in everything you do. At most you know that I can be very powerful in the future and you want to win with me. But you have never thought of harming me, nor do you have any intention of controlling me.

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"Of course, this is indispensable without your help, Lao Lu. Lao Lu, please give me some more methods, secret techniques, etc. The level doesn't matter."

Lu Changge looked at Sun Wukong in a daze, and pursed his lips: "Aren't you angry?"

Lu Changge had a strange expression on his face, as if he wanted to say something.

"Okay, then I will snatch all seven back for you."

"Old Lu, even if there is no Buddhism, I will not let you down."

During the whole process, at some unknown moment, Mo Yu Qilin and Loli Dragon also appeared on the side, listening quietly as if they were mesmerized.

Sun Wukong noticed the change in Lu Changge's expression.

When it comes to Taoism and Taoism, the Mother of Heaven is actually far superior to the so-called Emperor of Heaven!

"That person is so generous, so naturally I can't let him down."

"As a disciple of Nasubhuti, I only learned the Seventy-two Transformations of the Earthly Demons and the Somersault Cloud. In this way, I was able to become an immortal in three years."

"Haha, Lao Lu, you are so funny the way you are now."

"I don't want to say it. It's because you're not showing off enough. You're so pretentious that I can't even get a word in, although you're indeed a bit handsome."

"So, Lao Lu, this is why you have been so good to me from the beginning, right?"

"Don't worry, Lao Lu, when I'm born, I'll give you a hug with my thighs!" Sun Wukong's chest thumped loudly.

Without even a second's hesitation, Sun Wukong grabbed the super divine water, and then without any hesitation, he raised his head and poured it all in.

However, this momentum suddenly collapsed after not lasting long, and Sun Wukong said haha, a little embarrassed.

"So, Lao Lu, I am the Sun Wukong, right?"

"What I want to say is that you only need to drink one drop of the Super Divine Water. If you drink it all in one breath, probably... the toxins will be doubled tenfold? Or more?"

"After all, you haven't transformed into a fairy body yet, so don't worry..."

Sun Wukong suddenly turned to stone, and a moment later, a miserable sound echoed through the sky.

"Lao Lu, why didn't you tell me earlier! I hate you!!"

(End of chapter)