Chat group, starting from raising Monkey King

"That, that, Lao Lu, it's my fault this time."

Sun Wukong transformed into two stone arms, scratched his head, and said in embarrassment.

"Haha..." Lu Changge sneered, not even looking at this bastard!

What the hell, you just trust this plagued bastard too much!

With his current strength, although he can't fly across the sky, walking on the snow without leaving a trace is just like playing.

If you are prepared, let alone jumping into the sea, even jumping off a cliff, you can easily return.

But, just because I trusted this bastard so much, I jumped in without making any preparations. When I discovered the problem, I was half! in the air!

He hasn't started cultivating immortality yet. In that case, no matter how hard he tries, he can't think of a solution!

So, naturally, with extreme reluctance, Lu Changge successfully completed a fancy dive, causing a splash of three meters high.

It's too late to apologize now!

This wave must be recorded in a small notebook. In a certain year and a certain month, a certain monkey tricked me into the water. This hatred is irreconcilable!

"Lao Lu, please forgive me one more time, can you just do it once?"

No matter how Sun Wukong begs, this matter cannot end like this!

Suddenly, Sun Wukong seemed to have remembered something, and he changed his mind and said:

"Lao Lu, I found the guy who attacked me!"

"?"

There was a slight change in Lu Changge's expression. How could such a thing really exist? Lu Changge had almost concluded that this was a scheming monkey playing tricks on him.

After all, he was not bounced back!

You can't treat them differently, right? Well, maybe not?

Now that I heard it, I became more interested.

"What is it?"

Sun Wukong secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that Lu Changge finally opened his mouth to talk to him instead of the weird kind of smiling face.

"Actually, I don't know what it is. I just found the other party's location, and then..." The words stopped abruptly.

Lu Changge sneered again: "I just remembered that there is another tragedy like me being abandoned by you, right?"

Sun Wukong giggled awkwardly.

"Damn monkey, remember this wave for me. From now on, if you don't have three or five flat peaches, I will talk about you for the rest of my life!"

Sun Wukong immediately patted his chest to confirm: "Don't worry, Lao Lu, if there is a chance in the future, I will bring you at least ten of them! Trust me."

The first words were okay, but when he heard the words "believe me" from the back, Lu Changge's face darkened, and he stared directly at a certain monkey with the death ray.

"Not long ago, some bastard slapped his chest and told me to believe him, haha!"

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and his eyes became sharper, so that Sun Wukong's entire body shrank and became smaller, looking aggrieved.

"Hey, Lao Lu, why did you say I was a monkey?" Sun Wukong suddenly exclaimed in confusion.

Lu Changge rolled his eyes. This guy is a quick learner and his ability to change topics is obvious.

Even so, he never secretly teased the monkey again.

"Because I think you are very angry, like a monkey, okay?"

Sun Wukong transformed into two hands and groped his body, looking like he was touching his chin.

"Speaking of which, I used to want to transform into a monkey. I felt that I was destined to be a monkey, so transforming into a monkey would be the most suitable. However, when I met Lao Lu later, I just wanted to transform into someone like Lao Lu."

"After all, there are many monkeys, but there is only one, Lao Lu. I have to accompany Lao Lu."

Lu Changge's face softened slightly, and he patted the stone gently: "It's okay, just follow your own heart. There are many people of my own clan, so there is no need. Besides, it's not like you can't be with me when you transform into a monkey."

"Hehe, okay, then I will transform into a monkey. I always feel that transforming into a monkey will have some special benefits for me."

"Speaking of which, do you know how long it will take for you to transform?"

Sun Wukong shook his body and nodded again: "I don't know very well, but I have a general feeling. It seems that my favorite banana needs to be ripened seventy, eighty, or ninety times. I'm not sure either. I just have a general feeling.

I can have a rough estimate."

Lu Changge's expression was slightly complicated. Bananas are a relatively special plant and may mature in any season of the year. It's not easy to judge, but there is a rough estimate.

It can take as little as ten years, or as little as two or three years.

It’s not far away from the beginning of the great trend~~

"Lao Lu, what's wrong with you? What are you thinking about?"

Lu Changge shook his head: "Nothing."

"By the way, you said you found the guy who attacked you? Where is he? Let's go and have a look."

"Okay, okay, I'll take you there right now."

As he said this, Sun Wukong became very excited and jumped up and down to lead the way.

After a while, Lu Changge was led by Sun Wukong to a cliff near the sea.

"Lao Lu, Lao Lu, that's the one, that's the one!"

Lu Changge looked over after hearing this, and then doubt appeared in his eyes: "What is this?"

What was in front of him was a medium-sized spherical object, deeply embedded in the cliff, as if it formed a whole with the cliff.

The color is pink, and there are two honey bulges. It looks very strange.

"Can this thing bring you back?"

This doesn't look like a living thing. It can attack Sun Wukong at any time. Is it so magical?

Subconsciously, Lu Changge reached out and touched the strange ball in front of him.

"Hey, it's slippery and feels surprisingly good."

The next moment, a force suddenly popped out, and Lu Changge's hand suddenly bounced away. At the same time, a fierce and fierce voice sounded.

"Don't touch me, bad money!"

Lu Changge suddenly opened his mouth. This mysterious sphere can still talk??!!

Wait, no, something's wrong!

This size, this shape, this is a head??!!

Looking around, Lu Changge was gradually stunned.

What the hell is a head growing out of a cliff? Is this cliff turned into a spirit? Half of it transformed?

But, why did it only take the form of one head? It still looked like such a ghost.

To be honest, my hands are a little bit ready to move. This thing is really weird, and it feels quite good.

Unable to help himself, he stretched out his hand again.

This time, before touching the sphere, the sound sounded again.

"Bad silver, if I touch you again, I will bite you?!"

Accompanied by the sound of "milk", the hair on it spreads out, revealing a cute, little loli face!

This cliff-shaped head is quite cute? This was Lu Changge’s first thought.

My second thought was, no, that's not right. I looked up and down carefully twice, and my expression suddenly became extremely strange.

"Little girl, can you teach me how you pierced your body sideways into the stone and still only had your head outside?"

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