Chat group with hundreds of millions of people, all members are myself

When Exile Ludos thought of this, he immediately looked around the Fire Transfer Sacrifice but still found no traces of magic. He couldn't help but murmur to himself:

"Talk about ghosts!"

"No matter how you say it, I am still a salary king. Even though I am a salary king whose legs have been broken, my eyesight is still there. If there is really a master of the Ashes Assassin of the Yin God in the Fire Transfer Sacrifice, I should be able to observe it!"

After Ludos the Exile said, he thought of a possibility: this fire sacrificial site is not clean!

There is dirt!

That's why the fire prevention girl turned into a crazy woman!!

……

In the Honkai Impact 3 world, Zheng Le soon heard the chat group system prompting that the fire prevention girl had sent a black soul energy red envelope. Zheng Le opened it immediately without hesitation!

Then, the level of the Black Soul Panel can be increased again! upgrade!

Zheng Le did not hesitate, quickly turned his mind and pressed the upgrade plus button continuously:

Level 21.

Level 22.

Level 25.

Level 30.

The Black Soul Panel level reached thirty, and Zheng Le also gained ten new attribute points.

As before, Zheng Le invested all ten attribute points into his blood volume, bringing the blood volume attribute to thirty points!

At the same time, Zheng Le's strength, physical strength, speed, physical reaction speed... and a series of other attributes have received great bonuses.

Zheng Le confirmed that his current self has a tendency to develop into a blood bull. Even the so-called magic weapons cannot chop down his body, and he will not die even if he stands on the spot and carries a medium-sized fission nuclear bomb!

"Physically strongThe increase feels really good, but in this way, even if Kiana and Raiden Mei join forces, the Queen of Honkai Impact, and the Herrscher of Thunder are no match for me, it’s time to find some stronger opponents!"After Zheng Le murmured, he thought of Ying's invitation in the private chat channel!

You can go to the original god Teyvat!

Try it with Ying and Funina. By the way, Funina likes to eat small cakes, so do I. I happened to be in the mall and bought some modern cakes for Funina to try!

After Zheng Le thought about this, he immediately started a new round of shopping!

Finally, he came to a corner where there was no one and no surveillance, opened the chat group and Through the chat group travel function, a time-travel was carried out!

Stepping.

Crossing the world passage established by the chat group, Zheng Le immediately entered the other corner from the collapsed world of the Tree of Imaginary Numbers, which is the world of the original god Tevat!

Arrival! Location:

In the void of Dihua Continent in Liyue, I looked down and saw Traveler Ying and Funina.

The two of them were preparing to deal with the slime?!

Zheng Le came closer and listened carefully with superhuman hearing. I heard Funina's extremely confident words:"Traveler, I've been watching you fight monsters these days. Leave these slimes to me! Hearing this

, the traveler glanced at Fu Nina, and then at the blue slime perched by the water with a strange expression:"Funina, are you really good at this?""

"Don't ask this kind of question, I am the god of Fontaine!"

Funina raised her head with confidence, grabbed a blue water pipe that looked like a one-handed sword from the void? The

Flower of Still Water!

Then, she summoned three water element pet crabs, Miss Beleda and Uther. The Lord, Lady Hevimar, rushed towards the blue slime by the water with three water element pets.

Seeing this scene, Paimon turned around and asked the traveler:"Let the water god Funin Is it really possible for Na to deal with water elemental slimes by herself?"

"I don't think so."A voice came from the void:"It seems that Funina hasn't seen the God of Teyvat. Everyone must learn advanced element theory. She didn't know that the water element would be immune to water slimes!"!!

When Paimon and Traveler heard the voice, they felt that the timbre of the voice was somewhat familiar. When they raised their heads, they immediately saw Zheng Le.

"It's you Zheng Le, the mysterious man who directed everything in Fontaine. Paimeng pointed at Zheng Le and said

"You came just in time!"Ying looked at Zheng Le with an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes. He thought of the sounds made by Kiana and Raiden Meiyi that he heard in the black screen live broadcast room of Honkai Impact Three. Finally, he no longer hesitated and took the initiative.

I saw Ying stepped on the wind element and leaped into the air, then jumped directly into Zheng Le's arms and gave Zheng Le a stamp.!!

Seeing this scene, he immediately blushed and covered his face with his hands:"Traveller, is this the relationship between you and the mysterious man?!"

Not far away, by the river, someone was already beaten by water slime. Funina was retreating steadily and fell into the river, overwhelmed by the water. She finally couldn't help but turned around and prepared to ask for help from the traveler, saying that she was conceited... Then she saw the traveler taking the initiative to help Zheng Le. Stamped screen!!

? ? ?

Funina was dumbfounded, and at this moment, the slimes around her rushed toward her.

Funina closed her eyes subconsciously.

Then, I heard a series of explosions?

Did the water slime explode?!

When Funina thought of this, she felt her body light up and out of the river.

He cautiously opened his eyes and saw that he had been held in Zheng Le's arms by a strong and powerful hand, and even his front armored body was pressed against the big hand!

"Thank you for saving me."Funina blushed and thanked Zheng Le.

"Don't you mean just slime?"The traveler showed a hint of evil smile and said

"I hit it with the water element without any harm at all. Even if Miss Crabbereda, Lord Uther, and Lady Hevimar teamed up, they still couldn't hit it!"Funina finished speaking, and then said angrily:"And travelers, when you saw me falling into a disadvantage, you should have come to rescue me. How could you throw yourself into Zheng Le's arms as soon as you came up and do that kind of thing!"

"Because my relationship with Zheng Le is special, so special that you can’t even imagine it."After the traveler finished speaking, he put another mark on Zheng Le's face.

Funina blushed and looked at this scene with wide eyes, and said without blinking:

"marry? couple?!

Traveler:"It's even more special than a couple!""

Funina tilted her head, expressing that she couldn't understand:

"Have no idea!"

And at this moment, Paimon also flew over and put his hands on his hips and said:"Funina, you are so arrogant. You even said that you are the Water God of Fontaine. Even the water element recorded in the Theory of Advanced Elements can fetch water slimes. I don’t even know who is immune.

Funina coughed and said,"Ahem, the noble Fontaine Water God doesn't need to fight slimes on weekdays, so naturally he doesn't need to know this kind of knowledge.""

Miss Crab Beleda, Lord Uther, and Mrs. Helwema all nodded in agreement when they heard these words.

Paimon curled his lips and was about to say something more, but was interrupted by Zheng Le:"Funina... To be the Fontaine Water God, you really don’t need low-end knowledge like advanced element theory."

"Well, that’s right, that’s right! What Mr. Zheng Le said is absolutely correct."Funina, who has a good face, saw Zheng Le speaking for herself, and couldn't help but hold her head high and straighten her non-existent place, nodded in agreement.

"By the way, I also brought a small cake from another world this time. Do you want to try it?"Zheng Le said to Funina, the traveler Ying, and Paimon flying in mid-air.

"Another world cake!!"

The three of them were shocked when they heard this, showing excitement.

Paimon, in particular, even drooled from the corner of his mouth.

"Yes, stillMacaroni from another world!"At this time, Zheng Le remembered the favorite food of the original god Funina and added

"Eat, eat!!"

Funina nodded repeatedly.

To Funina, macaroni is a very, very delicious thing. If it is macaroni from another world, it would be even more wonderful!

You must eat it!!

"Okay, come down first!"

Zheng Le let go of his hand, let Ying and Funina land, and then directly took out the pots and pans from the imaginary space to cook on the spot, and held a small cake and macaroni party!

In short, at this party After it was over, Funina, Traveler, and Paimon all had their bellies enlarged, as if they were pregnant.

Funina lay on the grass, rubbing her belly and exclaimed:"It's so delicious, another world." food! Ying also nodded in agreement:"Indeed, I haven't eaten these delicacies for a long time. It's really nostalgic!""(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Paimon, on the other hand, was floating in the void, smacking his lips, and replied:"Pamon has never eaten such delicious food!"

After Zheng Le saw that the three of them were eating happily, he asked them:"What I learned from Ying is that you have already arrived at Liyue Port, but how did you come to Dihuazhou now?"

Funina:"Ying received a task from the Adventurers Association. It was a task issued by Xiangling, asking to collect some slime things."

"Understood."Zheng Le heard a flash of understanding in his eyes, knowing that the task he was doing was a daily routine.

"By the way, I have another question here."Zheng Le asked Traveler Ying and Funina:"Have you met the Rock King Emperor?"

Funina:" No. The traveler said:"

Yes.""

???

Funina heard the traveler's words and the thoughts in her little head were stuck on the spot. Then she began to think hard and kept thinking back to confirm that she and the traveler had indeed never met the Seven Gods of Teyvat. Only the Emperor of the Rock King in Liyue is right.

So Funina asked cautiously:"Ying, have we really met the Emperor of the Rock King of Liyue?"

"Yes."The traveler nodded and said:"You forgot that when we entered Liyue Port, we met a man who was walking around the streets with a birdcage, drinking tea and listening to plays. He looked young but exuded an inexplicable calm aura. A man now?"

"Indeed, that guy calls himself Zhongli."Funina nodded and complained:"However, I don't think he is mature and prudent at all. On the contrary, I think he is just a slut from Liyue.

"He clearly said he wanted to treat us to tea, but he couldn't spare a penny from his pocket, and he even said he wanted to hang it on the tent of the Hall of Rebirth!

"Fortunately, I have been a star in Fontaine for hundreds of millions of years, so I have a little bit of money!

"So I paid for the treat. Hearing this , Zheng

Le laughed and said,"Congratulations, you treated Emperor Yan Wang to a meal!""

"ah?

Funina's face was confused and she said incoherently:"He is the Rock King Emperor!" But the Rock King Emperor is not the oldest in TeyvatSeven gods? Even the current Mora was created by him alone. How come he doesn't even have a Mora on him and looks like a loser?!!

"Even when we drink tea and listen to a play, we have to be treated by others!!"[]

Paimeng on the side heard this and complained:"This is not an incomprehensible thing. After all, the wind god of Mondstadt is also a drunkard, and even the money for drinking has to be earned by singing on the streets."

"ah?"

Funina was completely dumbfounded. She had no idea that the Seven Gods of Teyvat would be like this.

And Zhongli, or the Emperor of the Rock King, was transformed into a mortal, and in Liyue he was transformed into a slut, carrying around all day long. Bird Cage has to keep accounts when walking around the streets and buying things!

As for the God of Wind, in Paimon's words, he is even more of a drunkard, a bard who has to perform hard on the streets for a while if he wants to drink.

And here he is. At that time, Zheng Le looked at the dumbfounded Funina and added:"Perhaps, you are now the richest god among the seven gods!"

"Me, the richest god? impossible!!"

Funina pointed at herself and subconsciously objected.

"This is still possible! Zheng Le said calmly:"According to what I know, General Daozhu's Thunderbolt is a complete homebody. She has been hiding in a pure land for hundreds of years and doesn't spend money at all... so she doesn't have any money!"

"As for the Grass God of Sumeru, the situation of Little Lucky Grass King is even more special.……

"All in all, you are the richest god I know. All other gods are poor. It is a miracle that you can produce even one mola!

"If Liyue's Rock King Zhongli, Daozuma's Thunderbolt General Lei Momo, and Mondstadt's Fenced God Wendy were drinking together, they would definitely quarrel over who paid the bill."

Funina heard this and opened her eyes wide to express her great shock.

At this moment, the traveler on the side also remembered an important thing:"I remember that people with the eyes of the water elemental god are They are quite rich. For example, Xingqiu, the second young master of the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce in Liyue, is very rich. Mona, the astrologer in Mondstadt, is also very rich, although she spends a lot of money because she wants to study the stars. She even has to pay the rent. Sorry, but she does have money

"In addition, Inazuma's Coral Palace Shinkai is the current goddess and shrine maiden and is also rich, and Sumeru's Nero is also rich... In short, the holders of the Water Element God's Eye are all rich people. It can be said that the water element symbolizes wealth!"

Funina put her hands on her hips and laughed:"Of course, I, Funina de Fontaine, is also the holder of the Eye of the Water Elemental God, and of course I am also a rich person."

When the traveler heard this, he showed a disdainful smile and added:"That's why you were expelled from the divine book!

Funina was confused:"Huh?" What is this statement? Traveler

:"Because the other gods in Teyvat have no money, but the Water God has money... That's why you were expelled from the divine body!""

Funina was angry, staring at the traveler with an angry face and angrily eyes with heterochromatic pupils.

Zheng Le picked up a piece of cake and said:

"Okay, Ying was just kidding.…Ning Na, don't be angry. Eat some cake."

Funina glanced at the cake in Zheng Le's hand, showing a tangled look, and finally refused:"I can't eat it anymore...and if I eat anymore, I will gain weight, although I am no longer standing in Fontainebleau. On the big stage, but staying in shape is still a must!

Paimon on the side blinked and asked curiously:"Does the Water God also worry about his body shape?""

"Of course, humans will gain weight if they consume too much energy!"Funina said, pinching her white and tender belly without fat and saying:"When I was in Fontaine, I wanted to ask the me in the mirror to help me transform my body, for example, to give me an extra attribute. , no matter how much cake you eat, you won’t gain weight!

"As a result, what I saw in the mirror was that I was her ideal human being, and it was okay to be fat... In fact, it would even look better to be fatter, and she would support me! What you say makes me as angry as my mother! The traveler blinked when he heard this and said:"Kefukaros is the existence that created you. To a certain extent, she is your mother!""

"……"

When Funina heard this, she was immediately silenced.

And at this moment, Zheng Le spoke:"Funina, do you want a physique that will never gain weight? I can do this!

"!

Funina was so excited when she heard this, she held Zheng Le's hands tightly and looked into Zheng Le's eyes tightly and said seriously:"Please, please teach me! This is about whether I can make cakes for the rest of my life." free!"

"Yes, as for the method of modifying the nature, it is also very simple, that is, genetic modification! Genes soar! I used this method to save all the people in Fontaine before!"After Zheng Le finished speaking, he glanced around the Dihuazhou Plain where other people might appear at any time and said:"But this place is too spacious and not private at all. Let's change the genetic modification to another place! Paimon:"

Wait a minute, Paimon also wants cake freedom and urgently needs physical transformation!" Mr. Zheng Le, help the gang!"

"Me too."After Traveler Ying finished speaking, he thought of something else and said:"And there is another person in Liyue who also needs this kind of transformation!"

Zheng Le was stunned when he heard this and looked at Ying with strange eyes and said:"In such a short period of time, you not only met Xiang Ling, the god of cooking in Liyue, but also Gan Yuru, the secretary of Liyue Qixing?".