Chatting On The High-Speed Train, Scaring The Plainclothes Policewoman To Ask For Help

Chapter 65: The relatives are shocked! This son-in-law was a Caribbean boss?

Fang Hao was stunned for a moment, and the surrounding voices stagnated for a moment.

Here comes the choice...  

Still the same three options as always, or the same three directions as always.

This system is really from the beginning to the end.

With his previous selection experience, Fang Hao didn't even have to think about it.

Two short and one long, then you must choose the longest one.

Moreover, where is this going? Uncle and uncle, uncle, uncle, and father-in-law are all blushing, and they didn't drink much at all.

As a first-time son-in-law, it may not be good to put a few relatives in his girlfriend's house.

However, Fang Hao still has self-confidence by bragging to convince his relatives.

We are the godfather of wheat fields, wolves!

The police officers are immersed in their own bragging, unable to extricate themselves, dealing with the old husband, and these relatives, isn't that easy?

Well, yes, that's it.

It doesn't matter what the reward is, it's mainly to add to the fun, just like to brag.

As soon as he thought of this, Fang Hao's eyes became bright again, and he searched for jokes in his mind, and carefully observed the situation at the scene, ready to find the right time to speak.

With the strength of the wine, and the sound of the press conference on TV.

The little uncle Wang Lin, who had just finished boasting, took a bite, raised his hand and said, "If you want me to say, the current international situation is really unstable, and something will happen in three days."

Immediately.

The eyes of the people around him followed. 08 Uncle Duan Lai asked curiously: "What's the matter, what new thing have you heard recently?"

At every gathering, Wang Lin would talk about things they didn't know, such as the mysterious person just now, and the boss behind the scenes.

Of course, everyone listened to the music, and it was considered a side dish when drinking, and it never took it to heart.

Let's eat and drink, how interesting it is for everyone to brag together.

"I really heard something recently." Wang Lin grabbed a handful of peanut beans and chatted happily while eating them.

Everyone's attention was immediately attracted to the past, and one by one showed expectant eyes.

Wang Lin took a mouthful of peanuts, drank a mouthful of wine, looked at everyone's gaze, and pretended to be mysterious: "Do you know the place in Somalia?"

"I know, that pirate is rampant, and fleets are often hijacked there. You mentioned this last time." Uncle Duan Lai directly smashed the hexagram.

The crowd burst into laughter.

Wang Lin waved his hand; "It's all about Chen Zhi's rotten millet, and this time it's really different."

Everyone was holding wine glasses and dishes, looking at Wang Lin expectantly.

"You said it." Li Dongjin urged in a hurry.

Wang Lin waved his hand: "Second brother, don't worry, just listen to me in detail."

"It is said that, just a while ago, a group of merchant ships passed through the sea. I didn't realize it. They encountered pirates. The pirates directly threatened to release one hundred million people! One hundred million, that's it. Wang Lin described it vividly.

The crowd is also very cooperative.

"That's a lot, then what?" Li Dongjin said casually after taking a bite.

Zhang Dongsheng also nodded: "Well, then."

Wang Lin took a sip of wine to himself: "But what the pirates didn't expect was that the merchant ship they encountered belonged to some big boss in the underground world!"

"Huh, are those pirates still there?" Zhang Dongsheng incarnated and said with a smile.

Wang Lin curled his lips and waved his hand: "Then the end is miserable, I heard that everyone's hands and feet were cut off and left on the beach for three days to be exposed to the sun, tsk tsk tsk, now the old one is safe, and the pirates are gone. .

When everyone heard the words, they all looked surprised, and they all took a sip of wine to "suppress the shock".

Only Zhang Dongsheng waved his hand: "You can blow it, and even cut off your hands and feet and throw them on the beach, who would dare to do this!"

Wang Lin glared: "Brother, what did I lie to you for? I heard it with my own ears."

Just then.

Fang Hao, who hasn't spoken much, took a sip of wine, grabbed a handful of peanuts, and asked in confusion, "My uncle said that I know about it."

The words fall.

Everyone's expressions froze, and they turned their heads to look at Fang Hao, with distress and confusion in their expressions.

Li Dongjin frowned and asked strangely, "Xiao Fang, have you heard of this?"

Everyone looked at Fang Hao with curious eyes.

Fang Hao ate a peanut, nodded and said, "I know, it's the Straw Hat Pirates... No, it's the pirate gang headed by Valkyrie, whose hands and feet were indeed cut off and left on the beach to be exposed to the sun. come."

Wang Lin's eyes lit up, as if he had found a bosom friend. He pointed at Fang Hao and said happily: "Look at it, look at it, I'll say what I said is right, Xiao Fang knows all about it!"

Zhang Dongsheng glanced strangely at Fang Hao, then at Wang Lin who was elated, and said quietly: "Xiao Fang, you can't follow your little uncle to lie to us, his words are not reliable.

You can't minister. "

Li Dongjin also thought it was a little funny and a little strange, so he asked, "Xiao Fang, how do you know these things? Have you been there?"

Fang Hao nodded and said, "Yes, Uncle, not only have I been there, but I also have a wheat field there."

Lee Dongjin: Hmm? (O_O)?

Relatives:∑(Ova

Good guy, it's a wheat field again?

The first time I came to the door, my father-in-law gave a piece of wheat field for his birthday, still in ancient times, still 1,600 mu.

Now that's good, you still have a wheat field in Nagada, Somalia? Why, the wheat is grown in the sea?

Wang Lin was very interested, and touched a glass with Fang Hao while eating peanuts: "Come on, eldest nephew, talk about it, talk about it."

Everyone shook their heads and laughed, and none of them took the initiative to stand up and expose Fang Hao.

Hey, it's just drinking and chatting anyway, what's not chatting.

Just when they looked at the son-in-law of the old Li family, how capable he was.

Fang Hao looked around, looked at the eyes around him, turned back to look at his little uncle's full of interest.

He couldn't help but give his little uncle a compliment.

Little uncle, good work! This is the strongest teammate.

Fang Hao smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you what happened that day when I was in Somalia."

After speaking, Fang Hao raised his head and drank the wine in the glass.

My uncle Wang Lin was very discerning and poured another full glass for Fang Hao.

Fang Hao threw a peanut in his mouth, waved his hand, widened his eyes, and twitched his fingers: "When I was planting wheat in Somalia."

"As soon as the wheat harvest arrives, the Gulf of Aden will be tied with a piece of iron wire here and there.

Wang Lin asked in confusion, "Tie a wire? What do you do with a wire?"

Fang Hao leaned back and leaned on the back of the chair: "Little uncle, you don't understand this.

Wang Lin shook his head.

He glanced around and saw that the relatives and elders around him were all looking at him with puzzled eyes.

Fang Hao gestured with his hands and explained: "Tie a piece of iron wire, those pirates wearing white line gloves, dragged the fleet with mighty force and drove over!"

"They shouted: Raise the wheat!"

Wang Lin's expression froze, and he ate a peanut: "Hold up the wheat? What do you mean?"

Fang Hao took a sip of wine: "Little uncle, listen to me."

Wang Lin nodded.

Comparing this little uncle with Uncle Subway's praise... It's really almost meaningless, and I haven't seen it very much.

Fang Hao complained.

Then 870, he paused in tone, shook his finger, and continued: "You think about it, that posture, that scene, isn't Sei afraid?"

Wang Lin nodded, indicating that he really should be afraid.

Fang Hao raised his head, raised a finger, and clicked on the table: "they locals study the notes of stealing wheat all day, but I don't eat this, I swear on my head.

Winter is coming, I am the flame of my wheat field against the cold, the light of dawn!"

"Just like that, when the pirate chief saw me, ah, his right eyelid was twitching, I was not used to their troubles, and I said at the time, you must help me harvest wheat when you enter my medina!

If the wife is slow, I will even throw the wife on the tricycle, pull it to the flour factory, and I will exchange for instant noodles. When I leave, all the men will go back, and the fleet will leave this place, and I will sell scrap iron for Hongta Mountain. "

"The pirate chief is helping you harvest the wheat? Can they listen? Just obey?" Wang Lin asked with a sigh of relief while holding his teeth.

Everyone's eyes also changed a little with Fang Hao's bragging.

For example, the father-in-law, Li Dongjin, had already eaten peanuts and listened quietly with his eyes narrowed.

The eldest uncle Zhang Dongsheng had a strange expression, struggling to be on the verge of not listening.

There are also uncles and uncles, eating food and drinking wine, never leaving Fang Hao......'s mouth, and the hand that waved with him.

Seeing that everyone was in a state, Fang Hao took a sip of wine to moisten his throat, just to suppress the atmosphere.

After that, he just stared, crossed Erlang's legs, and shook his fingers: "They all know that the wheat is down, the gods are twilight, who dares to bark with me!"

Then, Fang Hao leaned forward, pointed his fingers, squinted his eyes and said: "Man, you must have a bottom line, it belongs to yourself, and an inch of wheat will not be allowed! Not to mention these little pirates, even if Poseidon enters my wheat field, you must Take off your shoes!"