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EP1105. Drunk Dwarf (Part 1)

First, they played in New York and surrounding areas for three days. Then, under Shi Xiaolei's arrangement, the two dwarves went to Nihau Island, thousands of miles away, and played there for a few more days.

It took a little more than a week in total. Although it was not a long time, this trip to Midgard still left a deep impression on Chromie.

To talk about which area has more bonus points, the first thing to mention is the dazzling array of fine wines and delicacies originating from all over the world.

Although the level of civilization is not as good as Asgard, and the scope of influence is incomparable, when it comes to the richness of local products, the conditions on earth are much better than those in Asgard.

Friends who have watched the original movie probably have the impression that Asgard is actually a small island suspended in the universe. Its actual area is not very large. If placed on the earth, it would be equivalent to a small Nordic country.

In addition, because the Asgardians are far more powerful than the dwarves and elves, and their population ratio also has an absolute advantage, some dwarves and elves who live in Asgard all year round have been more or less affected.

Assimilation has failed to express the characteristics of their own race like the Chinese people gathered in Chinatown. Generally speaking, the local cultural type of Asgard is relatively single.

In addition, Asgardians only advocate force and don't care much about other things in life...

To be honest, when it comes to the research and promotion of diet, Asgardians are really no match for Earthlings.

After traveling on the earth for so many days, Chromie had eaten and drank a lot. Counting the snacks he ate casually when he had nothing to do, as well as the late-night snacks that came every few days, he had almost eaten nearly forty meals.

Not to mention hamburgers, hot dogs, French fries and steaks, he has tasted several styles of Western food alone. For example, classic Spanish seafood risotto, traditional Italian pizza and tomato bolognese pasta, French

Baked snails and foie gras, German pig's feet and sausages, etc.

There are also Mexican food, Turkish food, Vietnamese food, Thai food, Japanese food, Korean food, and the widest variety of Chinese food.

After eating one round, Chromie gained weight visibly to the naked eye.

That is to say, I don’t have the habit of weighing myself, otherwise...

This is just food.

Chromie enjoyed greater enjoyment when it came to fine wine.

It’s not that there are more types of drinks, and the quantity is higher than that of various dishes, or that the taste of wine is better, and it is more addictive than various delicacies. For an ordinary person, the happiness definitely comes from food.

More.

The key is that Chromie is from Asgard and is a dwarf himself.

Although food is very enjoyable, as far as Chromie is concerned, all kinds of fine wines are more to his taste, making him more obsessed and intoxicated.

Vodka, brandy, rum, white wine, champagne, whiskey, red wine, white wine, beer, rice wine... Drink something with a lower alcohol content in the morning, something stronger at noon and evening, almost every meal must be paired with alcohol.

, in just eight or nine days, Chromie had tasted more than sixty kinds of wine.

Although he drank a lot and was reminded more than once by Shi Xiaolei that he must abide by the rules on earth, but...

There is a saying that goes, "If you often walk by the river, your shoes will not get wet."

On the seventh day of the trip, the two dwarves finally failed to resist the temptation of alcohol and caused some minor trouble.

………………

"Hmm~."

Arriving under a thick tree and standing facing the trunk, Vostagg shook twice.

After holding on to the tree trunk for a while, a bulging feeling came over him. Vostagg stood up slightly straighter and stretched his thick hands toward his waist.

He drank a little too much and his fingers were a bit fussy. It took him seven or eight seconds to unbutton his trouser pockets.

The sound of rushing water started, and Volstagg's expression finally changed from anxious to relaxed, and his frown was smoothed away.

"Wow~~~."

Seven or eight meters away from Volstagg, Chromie was also standing under another tree, doing the same thing.

At the lunch that ended half an hour ago, I drank craft beer. Although it is not as strong as whiskey, liquor and other high-altitude alcoholic beverages, it tastes a little less exciting, but the refreshing energy after being chilled, and

The delicious taste of the beer itself stimulated their alcohol addiction.

It was precisely because of the low alcohol content that there was no feeling after two or three glasses of wine, which led to the subconscious thought that "no matter how much you drink this wine, you will never get drunk." Therefore, the two dwarves unknowingly solved the problem of themselves.

constraints.

First I ordered a few more drinks, and then...

When you are not drunk, you don’t think you need to control it. When you are drunk, you don’t think about controlling it.

Just like a snowball that has started to roll, it will not stop easily in the middle. Chromie and Volstagg drank so much that they became so drunk that they started to stagger while walking.

.

Their consciousness was not very clear, and their ability to recognize the road was also greatly affected. After leaving the small restaurant on the beach, the two of them did not go back along the main road, but plunged into the woods behind the beach.

.

Drunk guys don't have a normal mind.

The same goes for these two.

Along the way, the two of them were completely unaware that the trees around them were getting denser and denser, and the environment was becoming more and more primitive.

For a while, I followed the gurgling sound from the stream and groped forward. After a while, I was suddenly attracted by the cry of dinosaurs and turned around to walk in another direction. In addition, because I was drunk, I loosened the constraints on my abilities.

, using the usual Asgardian foot strength, he staggered and walked a little fast...

Half an hour later, the two of them jumped over the two-meter-high isolation net and got into a herbivorous dragon breeding area under a short cliff.

Although the short cliff is seven or eight meters high, including the isolation net, there is a drop of nearly ten meters, which can easily kill someone. But for Chromie and Vostagg, such a height is still far from enough to cause harm.

to them.

He just fell down and soiled his clothes, not even a scratch on his oily skin.

Okay, actually I had some reaction.

After a fall, their bladders were shocked, prompting the two of them to urinate. Then, the scene described before occurred.

"Huh~~." After a long period of release, a relaxing and refreshing feeling came from his lower abdomen. Vostagg shuddered with pleasure and slowly took back the baby.

While clumsily fastening his trousers, he turned around and staggered towards Chromie, who was not far away.

Glancing to the side inadvertently, Vostagg suddenly stopped.

"Huh? Chromie, look what I found~."

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