Cheating players in Marvel

What should I do to appease the minions who are more active than monkeys?

Holding back the sharp and chaotic shouts of the minions, Shi Xiaolei quickly used his brain to find the answer from his memory.

Not to mention, it really reminded him of a key point.

then……

"Uh huh~!" He coughed hard, and Shi Xiaolei narrowed his eyes, imitating the villains in the movie, pretending to be serious and a little impatient.

He raised his arm, grabbed the little yellow man that had crawled to his chest, and patted his clothes.

The minions fell down one after another, some hit their companions, some fell directly to the ground, and a few unlucky ones rolled a little far.

Shi Xiaolei grabbed the leading minion with one hand and slowly squatted down.

As he squatted down, his eyes slowly shifted from the face of the minion in his hand to the group of little guys on the ground.

"Hey, hey, hey, beep~!"

"Boss~!"

Most of the minions have been frightened by Shi Xiaolei's deliberately fake appearance. However, just like the little guy named 'Bob' in the movies and short films, there are also a few among the group of minions in front of him.

A natural idiot who can't read the air.

"Shh~, shut up." Shi Xiaolei put down the minion in his hand and made a silent gesture.

Then, he spread his hands again, as if he was holding something, slowly tightened them, and squeezed them harder: "Now, listen to me. Whoever dares to interrupt me, I will... crush him to death! Do you understand?

"

As if commanded by someone, the minions raised their arms in an extremely orderly manner, and each covered their mouths with both hands. They nodded their heads quickly at the same frequency, so neatly.

"Very good." Shi Xiaolei lowered his voice and smiled fiercely: "From now on, you are my subordinates. Do you have any objection to this?"

The minions shook their heads in unison... There was a dull little guy who wanted to answer aloud, but obviously the one next to him was faster. The guy raised his hand and slapped him in the face.

It hit the idiot's face and slapped back the cry he wanted to make.

"Very good, your performance is good." After naming and praising the discerning little guy, Shi Xiaolei smiled and continued to say to the minions: "Since you have become my subordinates, you must abide by my rules.

Rules. Speaking of which, I am a very talkative person, and I don’t have many things that need to be tabooed. There is just one thing you must remember... In addition to me, there are also my family and a few friends who don’t need to hide. Absolutely

You are not allowed to be exposed to other people, do you understand?"

Can't be exposed? When the minions heard this, not only were they not dissatisfied, but they became even more excited.

To say why, the reason is actually very simple.

The ideal of the minions is to 'follow the big bad guy'. The worse the person is, the more they will regard him as an idol. At this moment, in their little heads, Shi Xiaolei's words 'not allowed to be exposed' have been forgotten.

It was supplemented with 'Because I have done many bad things, I must hide'.

This kind of misunderstanding has occurred, and with these weird ideas, it is really strange not to be excited.

"It seems we have reached an agreement, right?" Shi Xiaolei nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, since you are so obedient, then I, as the boss, will not be stingy."

As he spoke, Shi Xiaolei waved his hand and took out a bunch of bananas as a food reserve from his space backpack.

"Bah na na~~~~!!!!!"

If the yearning for bad guys is an ideal that comes from the heart, then the obsession with bananas is an instinct engraved deep in the soul.

For the minions, no one or thing in the world is more important than bananas. In terms of priority, bananas are even higher than the boss.

No, when they saw the bananas Shi Xiaolei took out, these little guys immediately fell into madness.

What orders, what warnings, and the shock brought about by Shi Xiaolei's pretense of evil, were forgotten by the minions in the blink of an eye.

As if possessed by evil spirits, the little guys jumped up one after another, trying to reach out to reach for the banana in Shi Xiaolei's hand. Some of the impatient ones even climbed up Shi Xiaolei's trouser legs again.

"What are you doing?" Is this okay? Shi Xiaolei quickly shouted: "Stand still for me~! You are not obedient, are you? Then I will put it away."

As he spoke, Shi Xiaolei turned his arms and stuffed the banana back into his backpack.

"Bah na na~~~."

Looking at the empty hands, the minions fell into panic, and their shouts were full of regrets and regrets.

"If you are disobedient, there is no banana. If you are obedient, everyone has it."

Standing up and cooperating with the instructions, Shi Xiaolei repeated it several times. Finally, he held the banana in one hand and put his hand on his hip, looking down at the minions on the ground: "Now, line up for me. No chaos.

, don’t make any noise, come one by one. Whoever makes trouble will not get bananas to eat, understand?”

You look at me and I look at you. The minions blinked their big round eyes and looked at each other.

"Let's go~!" After a moment, the minions pressed their legs together in unison, raised their right hands, and saluted Shi Xiaolei in unison, as if they were troops undergoing review.

"Very well, soldiers, gather as a team~!"

"Let's go~!"

Although their brains are not very good, under the stimulation of bananas, the little guys showed extremely efficient movement. No, in just a few seconds, they had already lined up in a long column in front of Shi Xiaolei.

.

"Here, this is yours."

"Let's go~!" He saluted, happily took the banana from Shi Xiaolei, and the first minion left the team jumping up and down.

The little ones behind me also followed suit, and they were all obedient to the point of obedience.

The chaos was under control, and Shi Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at the group of little guys in front of him, his feelings suddenly improved a lot.

‘17, 18…’ While distributing bananas to the minions, Shi Xiaolei counted them secretly in his mind. After about three minutes, Shi Xiaolei counted the number of the minions.

A total of one hundred and eighty. Based on a platoon of thirty people and a company of three platoons, the minions here can make up two companies.

No wonder there was such a big lump when summoned.

"Bah na na~!"

"Wah da chi bang ka~!"

Just a few seconds after I was distracted, another noise came from my ears.

Turning around, I saw two minions making trouble again.

The one on the left should be relatively far ahead in the queue, as it can be seen from the fact that there is only one banana peel left in his hand. The one on the right has obviously just begun to enjoy his food...

At first glance, we can tell that the one who finished eating first was too greedy and wanted to snatch other people's portions, so they started a quarrel.

Mediate? Reprimand?

forget it.

"Alas~." Shi Xiaolei covered his forehead and couldn't help but let out another long sigh.