Cheating players in Marvel
EP345. An Ingenuity
It is indeed my fault that I forgot to prepare New Year gifts for the minions. I should give them a replacement, both emotionally and rationally.
But now the situation is like this...
I don’t have time to think about it, even if I think of something that suits the taste of the minions and is suitable to buy as a gift to them, I don’t have time to go out and buy it now.
After all, the minions have gathered in front of him, looking at him eagerly, waiting for him to distribute gifts to them.
What to do?
After falling into a dilemma, Shi Xiaolei quickly used his brain to think urgently.
Not to mention, he was so anxious that he came up with a pretty good idea.
"Ahem, please be quiet." Although he didn't know whether it would work or not, at least he had an idea. After calming down, Shi Xiaolei put on the airs of being a boss and glanced around the minions with a 'majestic' look on his face:
"About New Year's gifts...ahem, I have thought about it for several days and have specially tailored a plan for you."
Tailor-made?
They were already looking forward to it, but because of the word that came out of Shi Xiaolei's mouth, the expressions of the minions became more and more excited, and their eyes widened even wider.
"I originally planned to prepare some small gifts for you, but I thought you were only interested in bananas... I mean, you are not interested in preparing other things. You can use bananas as gifts. The supply of that thing has never been restricted.
You can eat as much as you want on a regular basis, but it would be too insincere to give it as a New Year gift."
"So, after careful consideration, I gave up the plan of using physical objects as New Year gifts..." As he said this, he carefully observed the reactions of the minions. They seemed a little restless, frustrated or dissatisfied, with expressions on their faces.
Seeing some changes, Shi Xiaolei quickly raised his hands and pressed them down gently: "Why are you so anxious? I haven't finished speaking yet. Don't forget, I am your boss. Do you have any rules?"
Regardless of how cute these little guys are, both their appearance and their daily behavior are very funny. If you really want to divide the camps, these little guys are out-and-out villains. After all, their ideal in life is to 'follow the big guys'.
"Bad guy" means being a subordinate of a bad person and doing bad things along with him.
Why does Shi Xiaolei have a completely different attitude towards the minions even though they are all 'companions' that come out of the blind box? They are too noisy and noisy, and staying with them for a long time can easily cause neurasthenia. This is just one of the reasons. The more important one is
The reason is that they are thinking about doing bad things all day long, and Shi Xiaolei's own way of thinking cannot be consistent with them.
She is neither a holy mother nor an anti-human and anti-social villain. Although she has abilities far beyond ordinary people, she still regards herself as an "ordinary person" in her heart... She is pestered by a group of minions every day, asking her to lead them.
To do bad things? To be honest, Shi Xiaolei really couldn't bear it.
That's a bit far gone.
Since the minions regard themselves as evil people, of course, when giving them instructions, they must imitate the tone of the big guys on the road. There is no way, these little guys will just do this. Only in this way can the efficiency of the dialogue be ensured.
No, after hearing Shi Xiaolei's question "Are there any more rules?", the minions immediately cheered up and looked at him with admiration and respect.
Everyone stood up straight, and even the formation became more orderly.
‘…….’ I was quite speechless, but after thinking about it, this kind of reaction can save me some energy, which is always a good thing.
Shi Xiaolei nodded secretly, continued to look at the minions and said: "As your boss, I know your preferences very well. Apart from bananas, what you like most is 'liveliness', right? In that case... I mean
Yes, if bananas are not suitable as gifts, there is only one other option left, right?"
"If you like excitement, I will give you a lively one. Today, uh, today may not be enough. In this way, I will give you a day to adjust. I also need to prepare the venue. At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, the first Banana Cup will be officially held.
Minion Sports Competition..."
Minion sports competition? Also decided on the name ‘Banana Cup’?
This sentence attracted all the attention of the minions. In an instant, these little guys seemed to have been given a shot of blood. They couldn't help but beam with joy and cheered excitedly.
"Chacha, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!"
"Bah na na~!"
"Wow~! Wow~~!"
Somersaulters, whistlers, two or three hugging each other and rolling around, the excited minions played all kinds of tricks.
It was indeed funny to watch this scene from a high position. However, because of the noise made by the minions when they were making a fuss, Shi Xiaolei unconsciously had a headache.
Look at the minions gathered in front of me, holding their calves...
Shi Xiaolei shook his head speechlessly: "Okay, okay, let's go back and prepare. Don't stay up late, have a good rest, and adjust your mental and physical strength. There will be a competition tomorrow... Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you.
.Since it is a competition, we need to separate the champion and the runner-up.
Third runner-up. I decided that in tomorrow's competition, each individual champion will get an extra banana as a prize. After all the competitions are over, the top three with total points will receive bananas in addition to the daily quota.
I can get a trophy."
Listening to Shi Xiaolei's words, the expressions of the minions became more and more excited, and their eyes became brighter and brighter.
"Starting from this year, a sports conference will be held every year at this time." Looking at these little guys, Shi Xiaolei raised his eyebrows and threw out the last bait: "The title of champion can last for a whole year.
Imagine your life when you become a champion
What kind of changes will there be? Hehe, in the next whole year, no matter where you go, you will be envied by others, bathed in the sight of admiration and respect... Gee, what does that feel like?
I think it must be like a dream, too wonderful to describe."
He is simple-minded and easy to fool.
What's more, Shi Xiaolei deliberately lowered his voice and used a very seductive tone to describe such an alluring future.
After looking at each other in silence for a few seconds, the minions dispersed and went back to their dens to start preparing for the upcoming sports meeting tomorrow.
‘Huh, the trick is finally over.’ Seeing the minions running away, Shi Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's really yours." At this moment, a teasing voice came from behind.
Startled, he subconsciously turned his head and took a look.
"It's you, Sister Bei." Shi Xiaolei shook his head in confusion: "How come you don't make any sound when you walk... When did you come?"
"It's been a while." Bayonetta clasped her hands in front of her chest and raised the corners of her mouth, revealing a playful and charming smile: "How did you come up with this idea? It couldn't have been a temporary idea, right?
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