Cheating players in Marvel

The original minions in "Despicable Me" are mostly about one meter tall. Putting aside their unusual appearance, their food and clothing costs... although it may vary depending on racial habits and personal preferences.

There are some differences in details, but in terms of weight and size, they are actually the same.

For example, let’s talk about the things we use in daily washing.

The cup you use to brush your teeth may have a banana printed on it, the shower gel you use may be banana-flavored, and the bathtub you take a bath in may even be directly shaped like a banana... because it is produced according to the size normally used by humans.

So, if you don’t mind slightly special shapes and decorations, you can borrow these things directly from the minions.

But in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the situation is slightly different for the nest of minions summoned by Shi Xiaolei from the blind box.

Their size is not the same as that of human children as seen in "Despicable Me". Among the group of minions summoned by Shi Xiaolei, the tallest one is only about 18 centimeters tall.

With an average height of about 13 to 4 centimeters, the sizes of the things Minions use in their daily lives are certainly not the same as those used by humans.

From the bed for sleeping, to the tableware for eating, to clothes, shoes, tables, chairs, benches, etc., everything is the same, but all are scaled down, like those toys used by children when playing house, very compact.

"..." Looking at the pocket weapons spread out in front of him, Shi Xiaolei didn't know what to say.

I want to say a few words...

No matter how you look at these bazookas, which are as thin as pen barrels and as big as peanuts, they are similar to the fireworks set off during festivals, and they do not look very powerful.

Just because of these things, the minions were severely scolded? Shi Xiaolei really felt that it was not necessary.

But it doesn’t seem to make sense without a few words of criticism.

After all, the minions made a mess, which not only made Cinderella cry, but also damaged the hot spring pool that Yixian worked so hard to repair... Although the movement was not big enough to be known to the outside world, it was considered

It's a blessing among misfortunes, but if you think about it carefully, the result they caused is quite bad.

"Okay, Paji."

"Shh~, click!"

Sure enough, he couldn't stay quiet for a moment. Because Shi Xiaolei didn't make a sound for more than ten seconds, the minions who had gathered in front of him, waiting to be punished, gradually became commotion again.

Shi Xiaolei came back to his senses due to the noisy whispering of the minions. When he noticed the change in the atmosphere, Shi Xiaolei felt a wry smile in his heart.

"Ahem~." After clearing his throat, Shi Xiaolei finally said the first sentence: "Please be quiet. I'm giving you a lecture. Listen carefully... How dare you lose your mind? You don't recognize me as the boss and want to rebel.

Is it done?”

He has never been a bad guy, and his imitation of the villains in the movie clips is quite poor. If it were another person, he would not be shocked by Shi Xiaolei. On the contrary, he would probably be amused by his pretentiousness.

For example, Stark, if he saw this scene, he would definitely not be able to help but laugh at Shi Xiaolei. In fact, that guy might even ask Jarvis to record it and save it as a joke, and then use it to ridicule Shi Xiaolei at every turn.

sentence.

But for the innocent and single-celled Minions, Shi Xiaolei's faked fierce expression was enough to be effective.

"Yeah~."

Not daring to slack off at all, all the minions straightened their backs, put away their previous laxity, and looked up at Shi Xiaolei.

The movements are not very neat, but the attitude shown by the minions is a bit like they are undergoing military training, and they are really serious.

Seeing it in his eyes, Shi Xiaolei was satisfied in his heart.

"Why are we fighting? Even if we fight, why are we using these weapons?" Finally, he didn't go astray. Shi Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and continued to ask the minions with a straight face.

It’s not that I really want to argue with them, but these little guys are too out of touch and only accept this.

In order to prevent them from making the same mistake in the future, as the 'boss', Shi Xiaolei had to force himself to play a bad role.

In this case...

Shi Xiaolei is not good at scolding people, and he is not really angry in his heart. With Shi Xiaolei's ability to talk, of course it is impossible for him to make a long speech, like an official fan giving a report to his superiors, talking about it for two or three hours. To be honest, he

This round of reprimands to the minions was not only not harsh at all, it could even be said to have no force at all.

If we look at it from the perspective of a bystander, his acting skills in this blackface performance are only 40 or 50 points at best, not even meeting the passing standard.

Again, it works, thanks to the innocence of the minions.

In other words, it was thanks to the fact that the minions believed that he was the boss in their hearts. Not only did they accept everything he said without reservation, but they never had any doubts in their hearts.

"Do you know how serious your mistake is? In order to improve your memory, I will punish you not to eat bananas for half a day~!"

It's only been half a day, and anyone with a smart mind wouldn't take it seriously.

But the reaction of the innocent minions after hearing this sentence was as if they were mourning for their heirs, and they all fell into deep depression.

"It's okay if you don't want to be punished, as long as you can do two things. One, go apologize to Cinderella, and two, straighten out the mess you made."

Are there any options to avoid penalties?

The innocent minions have never thought of calculating an account in their minds first and estimating how long it will take to clean up the mess. Will it be longer than half a day...

As soon as they heard what Shi Xiaolei said, they immediately cheered up. Forgetting the frustration of the previous second, they all opened their eyes wide, with impatience written on their faces.

"It seems that you have reached a consensus. Do you want to choose the second option?" Looking at the eager minions, Shi Xiaolei couldn't help but want to laugh.

However, in order to maintain the majesty of the boss, he still maintained the previous expression on his face and said with a straight face: "Well, in that case, it depends on your performance. I hope you won't let me down again."

"Ha~!" The minion standing at the front saluted and followed closely behind it. The other minions also stood at attention and made a serious promise to Shi Xiaolei.

From crossing the portal back to the manor, to summoning all the minions to gather them in front of him, and then to lecture them...

By the end of the lecture, it only took about twenty minutes.

In addition, most of the words Shi Xiaolei said during his lecture were not painful...

One thing to say is that this round of education he received really had nothing to do with being strict.