Cheating players in Marvel

In addition to their beloved bananas, Minions also occasionally eat other types of fruits, such as apples, pears, mangoes, watermelons, etc.

Without exception, they are all sugary and sweet fruits.

Although cucumbers, lotus roots, eggplants, green vegetables and the like are also vegetarian, the minions have always looked down upon them because they are not sweet enough and have never included them in their diet.

But today...

Considering Shi Xiaolei's eating habits, the minions specially prepared some ingredients that they never eat, such as lotus root, spinach, green pepper, garlic, etc.

Judging from their intentions alone, the thoughtfulness shown by the minions is indeed worthy of praise.

But having said that, probably the only thing worthy of praise is this thoughtfulness and positivity.

Take a look at the embarrassing situations that occur during the cooking process.

When chopping garlic, the Minion put on a gas mask because it was too harsh on the eyes. Although that thing could block the contamination of the garlic juice, it too affected the field of vision. As a result, the minions could not see clearly.

Because of this, it almost cut one of its companions in half.

The person in charge of the stir-fry failed to control his center of gravity while stir-frying, and an onion fell into the pot... If Shimakaze hadn't been watching from the side and reached out to lift it out in time, the dish in the pot would definitely have been cooked.

It will become 100% dark cuisine.

There are many other situations like this. For example, having the juice of chili pepper splashed into your eyes, jumping up and down with your face covered, accidentally knocking over the soy sauce bottle; for example, when pouring juice from the juicer, you accidentally slipped your hand and knocked it out.

companion pouring

It was all over my head and face, and a large can of juice was wasted; another example is when I tasted the taste and felt that it was not to my liking, I forgot that it was made for Shi Xiaolei, and directly added seven or eight spoons of sugar to the plate, turning the garlic cabbage into

Got the cabbage sum in sugar water...

Messy situations will always pop up like bamboo shoots after a rain.

Some had big bumps on their heads, some had cuts on their bodies with knives, some had their hands and feet burned by hot oil... In addition, some were choked by chili peppers and coughed to the point of dying; some were stung by garlic water, and their whole bodies were wrinkled.

; soaked in soy sauce and vinegar, turned into little brown people. After finishing the meal, all kinds of weird injuries were taken care of by the minions.

Fortunately, the minions are from a comedy anime, and they are covered with the aura buff of "not being fatally injured", so they are strong and durable. Otherwise, it is not impossible that there will be attrition due to this meal.

The greater the price paid, the more expected Shi Xiaolei's reaction would be after the meal.

A group of people were left to clean up the scene, and the minions quickly elected a dozen representatives. Accompanied by Shimakaze and others, they delivered the prepared dishes to the dock.

"Huh? Why are you here..."

"Commander, we give you..." Halfway through, Shi Xiaolei noticed the plates placed on the table in front of him. For a moment, he couldn't help but feel a little discouraged: "You've already eaten them all~"

"Yeah, what's wrong?" When he replied, he found the plates in the hands of several ship girls, and the trays behind them that were held on their heads by the minions. Shi Xiaolei became more and more surprised: "You are... coming here too.

Did you bring me food? You didn't cook it yourself, did you?"

"Well, we did it together." He came closer and put the plate on the table. Kong Xiang freed his hand and pointed at the minions on the ground: "We helped them raise their heads. Shimakaze Island

Feng, please tell the commander quickly..."

"Uh, oh." Shimakaze couldn't help feeling panicked as he was pulled forward by Xuan Xiang and met Shi Xiaolei's eyes face to face.

I felt a strong force on my arm, and I remembered what I had been reminded by Sora before I entered the door. I felt that the minions' hard work just now should really be known to the commander. Pulling myself together, Shimakaze made a slightly shy introduction.

He told what happened: "Commander, this is what happened..."

I won’t mention the narration process. In short, Shimakaze spent two or three minutes retelling the whole story to Shi Xiaolei.

His voice was soft and cute, and there was a bit of expectation in his expression. Shi Xiaolei saw Shi Xiaolei's expression on Shimakaze's face, how could he refuse the kindness offered by the little guys?

"Really? Haha, then I have to try it." Hahaha, Shi Xiaolei moved the plates on the table and greeted him: "Come on, come on, put them all on the table for me. What about Tianjin Feng, over there?"

If you can't move it, just remove the front one. It'll be fine. I'll just tell Yixian when I get back."

Putting aside the failed works, the destroyers and the minions worked together to create six dishes that were fairly well completed.

Vinegar cabbage, garlic minced cabbage, and tomatoes with scrambled eggs are relatively orthodox. Lotus root mixed with orange wedges, eggplant and green pepper salad, and banana fried with apples. Although they look like dark cuisine, when it comes to

The taste is actually not too unpleasant.

"Hey, what is this?" Compared to the three orthodox vegetarian dishes, Shi Xiaolei first became interested in the other three 'innovative dishes'... Unseen things are always more likely to attract people's attention, here.

On the other hand, Shi Xiaolei cannot escape the shackles of common sense.

"This is recommended by the minions." As he answered, Fantasy bent down and put the most cheerful minions jumping on the ground on the table: "Commander, here, these are the ones who made it.

"

"Gulikachacha, wowah~!"

"Bah na na~!"

He couldn't understand what the minions said, but from their actions, Shi Xiaolei clearly understood what they meant.

"Don't push me, I'll try it right now." Shi Xiaolei replied with a smile, picked up the chopsticks, and picked up a slightly rotten banana from the plate.

Perhaps because of the high temperature cooking, the banana's originally dense texture has become more sticky.

The taste is not as sweet as expected, but has a hint of fruity sourness that is highlighted after heating.

To put it bluntly, Shi Xiaolei's inner feelings were really not good.

But seeing the expectant expressions of the minions and the little girls, Shi Xiaolei still smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Not bad, it feels a bit like fruit soup. If a little cream can be added during the making process, it will be better

If the taste and texture are slightly harmonized, it will definitely taste better.”

"Whakaka~!"

"Oh~!"

Because of Shi Xiaolei's comments, the minions jumped up happily.

Several little girls also showed happy smiles.

"Commander, try this again. This is stir-fried in Tianjin style, and I helped with it~." Getting more excited, Xuan Xiang picked up the plate with garlic cabbage and moved it in front of Shi Xiaolei.

move.

"Okay, I'll give it a try. What's that? Fantasy, put the plate down, be careful not to overturn it."

Above the table, Shi Xiaolei was tasting the dishes, and Xuan Xiang and others' attention was all focused on Shi Xiaolei.

No one noticed the few minions under the table that were not served...