When he set out to return to China, he never thought that Stark would follow him and stay until the New Year's Day. Therefore, when he was thinking about how to celebrate New Year's Eve and Spring Festival, he did not take Stark and others into consideration.

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To put it bluntly, when Shi Xiaolei made an agreement with the ship girls before, "When we find a venue, we will open a portal to pick you up for a reunion, and our family will get together to have a good New Year", he only thought of "family"

', not even considering the existence of Stark, Pepper, Happy and other 'friends'.

As a result, things got to a slightly embarrassing point - there were too many ship girls gathered around Shi Xiaolei, and he had to use all his strength to cope with it. Because he couldn't spare any time and could not pay attention.

Because of this, he couldn't take good care of Stark, Pepper, Happy and others.

Although he is not the owner of the property, Shi Xiaolei bought it with his wallet. To say that he is the owner of this event is not an exaggeration at all.

Relatively speaking, Stark, Pepper, Happy and others were naturally placed in the shoes of the guests.

Failure to entertain well is a big taboo for a host. Moreover, it is still Chinese New Year, and the meaning is different from usual.

"Man, I'm sorry." He finally found a gap, stood up and came to Stark's side. Shi Xiaolei smiled apologetically: "I haven't been paying attention to you. I won't say anything else. Come on.

, touch one, this glass of wine is my apology."

"Haha, it's okay. I'm very happy." He picked up the cup and touched it with Shi Xiaolei. Stark pointed at the little goblins running around on the grass in front of him and smiled very naturally: "These little guys are so interesting.

They are simply born comedians. To be honest, I have never seen anything as funny as them."

The group of goblins in front of me are the original group of minions.

Since borrowing the hidden function of the construction machine and transforming into its current form, the habits of the little guys have changed somewhat.

For example, let’s talk about eating habits. When they were still minions, they liked to eat bananas the most, and they would also eat some other fruits and vegetables. But after they evolved into appendages of the ship girls, they are now like this.

After planting goblins, their eating habits also changed and they began to learn to enjoy meat.

Even though the acceptance level is not that high, the preference for fruits still prevails, but it is undeniable that the change from a single vegetarian diet to the current omnivorous habit is already a huge change.

Another example is dressing up.

I no longer wear overalls all year round.

During working hours, they wear different styles of uniforms according to their respective divisions of labor. For example, the goblins in the equipment development department always wear white coats of scientific researchers. Those in the infrastructure department often dress up like those on the construction site.

Same as migrant workers.

In private, the little guys dress more fancyly. To be more specific, the style of clothing they prefer often depends on which ship girl they are closer to.

Take these little guys playing around in front of me as an example.

They are all dressed like red envelope covers, and their shape is very similar to those Fuwa dolls on the shelves in the New Year market... The reason why they are dressed like this is because they have been staying with the expelling women recently. So,

When the expelling girls put on red and colorful festive clothes, they also put on the same style of clothes.

Of course, in addition to these changes, the little guys also retain some of their original features.

Naughty, mischievous, like to play pranks, etc. Especially the one-minded way of thinking, there is almost no improvement.

Coupled with the improved scientific research and development capabilities obtained when evolving into goblins, it is no exaggeration to say that when these little guys start making noise, the scene is actually more lively than when they were still minions.

"Pah pah pah~!"

The ones in the front were running away, but the ones in the back were holding toy guns they got from nowhere, chasing and squeezing the triggers. Grains of rice were fired from the toy guns, puffing into chubby rice pops.

It seemed to fly quickly but actually slowly flew towards the little guys who were escaping in front.

It was obviously of little weight, and it didn't hurt at all when hit on the body, but the little guys were hiding very hard, as if they were avoiding real bullets - flying, sliding, rolling... In order to avoid these rice popcorn, the one in front of them

A few little guys actually demonstrated a variety of extremely professional tactical evasive moves.

It just so happens that these little guys are top-heavy and have a two-headed body shape.

The result...

The action is pretty standard, but in terms of effect, to be honest, it's really useless.

"Wow Zhazha~!"

A little guy mixed garlic under his feet and fell to the ground with a squeak. Before he could get up and continue running away, several grains of rice krispies had already landed on the back of his big head.

Being eliminated from the game meant losing the bet. The little guy was very angry and couldn't bear to quit the game.

Sitting on the ground, he put his hand into his pocket and dug out, and suddenly there was a grenade in this little guy's hand.

He pulled out the bolt and threw it towards the little goblins who were still firing. The grenade exploded in the air, and with a crisp sound of 'bang', a cloud of white foam suddenly exploded, 'raindrops'

The little goblins holding guns were all covered up.

In the blink of an eye, the foamed plastic that came into contact with the air quickly expanded. It was as if a layer of straitjacket had been put on, and the little ones were tightly wrapped in it while breathing.

, completely restricting their movements.

"Haha~~! Hahahaha~!" There was no consciousness of cheating at all. The eyes of the little guy who threw the grenade lit up, and he hugged his belly and laughed happily.

Of course the trapped ones couldn't accept such a result.

He barely managed to maintain his standing position, with only his calves still able to move. He was jumping around like a zombie in an old movie; the one lying on the ground was also twisting his body desperately, like a big-headed caterpillar...

Their angry expressions, coupled with their efforts to move forward, wanting to confront each other to ask for fairness, looked like a comedy cartoon, and it was actually a bit funny.

It’s even worse later.

Completely forgetting that he had just finished cheating, the guy who threw the grenade took out two watercolor pens from nowhere. He brushed and brushed, and in the blink of an eye, he painted all the little guys who couldn't fight back.

The black charcoal heads were removed, and a thick red circle was drawn on their mouths.

One second she was as cute as a doll, and the next second she had turned into a black doll with dark skin and thick lips, leaving only the whites of her eyes.

"Hahahahaha~~!" After watching the whole process, Stark laughed involuntarily again.

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