Chicago 1990

On Sunday night, the channel’s talk show came on time.

The host, Jones Stewart, made a name for himself during the Lewinsky case last year with his humorous, pungent and bold spoof style. The 38-year-old'Rising Star of Talk Show' quickly passed the youthful period, and the typhoon quickly matured. As if born to do this.

He added another outfield host to the show, usually acting as a reporter or various political and media figures to interact with him coldly and funny. At the same time, all kinds of wonderful satire and funny pictures interspersed throughout the show also add a lot of points.

On the studio stage, he often used to play with a mug, blue desk paper and a pen became his personal logo.

This year’s election year, the ratings of all-meter political talk shows would have been better. He likes to target party candidates George Jr., McKern, and FoxNews anchors O’Reilly, Hannity and others, who are extremely ridiculed and ridiculed. , And at the same time don’t mind playing with the incumbent leader, Gore, Peter and others. Many viewers subscribed to the channel just to watch his talk show.

Following the trend, the station moved his talk show time to prime time after the main anchor McAvoy’s evening news and Gordon’s political analysis program.

"Hey! The evening show, Jones Stewart from Chicago!"

He started the program with the usual opening remarks, and then quickly entered the subject, "Illinois Governor Peter Flock continued his campaign and appeared in Florida today..." A PS photo of Peter licking a map of Florida with a fascinating expression was immediately matched to him. Next to the head...

The shape of Florida is indeed a bit like a human foot, and the audience laughed very understandably.

He sat on the host's stage with a smile and turned his head to look at Peter in the "Void". The close-up was in harmony. After a few seconds of freeze-frame, the director cut the news clip of Peter's speech in Florida.

"Hehe, it seems that APLUS is finally getting impatient with Peter."

A group of people in Al Gore's office, the deputy commander, were watching, and all of them were amused by this spoof picture. "Peter's speech today is very mediocre and boring." said his campaign manager, the younger brother of Daly.

"Is APLUS also appearing in today's issue?" Gore himself asked without a smile.

"Yes." The subordinate replied.

I wouldn't be so'excessive' to Peter before, especially in the same episode when the backstage boss APLUS personally appeared on the stage.

"Yeah." Gore nodded noncommitantly, and continued to read while thinking about what was going on.

The scene was cut back to the studio. Jones Stewart leaned back in his chair and fell asleep. The audience burst into laughter again. "What did our Governor Flock say?" He pretended to be awake and waved his hand: "Forget it, no one is there anyway. Care about him..."

"Hahaha!"

"O'Reilly!" He went on to read out the name of the anchor FOXNews.

"Hahaha!"

The audience continued to laugh in seconds. After all, O'Reilly, who is very popular among middle-aged and old whites, is old, stiff, conservative, stubborn, and poorly receptive. He often makes jokes when talking about news involving new things such as the Internet.

"O'Reilly said yesterday..."

This time, Jones Stewart grabbed the handle and asked the program team to pull it out and edit it into a paragraph for public display.

Of course, talk shows cannot all talk about political issues. Each issue will have a live guest session. Most of the guests come from stars who promote movies and records or best-seller authors, and occasionally interview some social activists and politicians.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Let us welcome APLUS! And Halle Berry!"

Jones Stewart called out Song Ya and Halle out loud.

The handsome and beautiful women, both dressed decently and casually today, and in perfect condition, appeared on the stage amidst the cheers of the audience with a smile and waved hands. After shaking hands with Jones Stewart, they sat down on the couch next to the studio.

"Your new movie is about to be released, right?" Jones Stewart went straight to the subject.

"Yes, Blade Warrior 2 will be released in full on June 2nd." Song Ya replied.

"Wow, I remember you showed great skill in that series of movies, have you learned Kung Fu APLUS?"

"Uh... I have learned a little bit."

"Jack Chen came to my show a few days ago to promote the magic capital at noon, wow, he..." Jones Stewart admired half lying in a chair, and put his feet on the desk of the studio without restraint.

"Raise your legs high? Or whip your legs?" Song Ya asked.

"I don't know much about kung fu... can you?"

"A little bit." Song Ya replied without embarrassment.

"Wow! Can you give us a live demonstration?" Jones Stewart drove the audience to roar.

Song Ya is not pretentious, standing up and kicking her legs cooler than in a kung fu posture...

Jones Stewart and the audience applauded.

"Is this guy really going bankrupt? Suddenly so dedicated..."

In New York, the Jazzy gang are also watching attentively. Biggs Karim Burke, the first hitman, looked at Song Ya's very hard-working Tucao on the TV screen.

On the day of the masquerade party, neither he nor Jazzy saw the scene of Song Ya and Shakira with their own eyes, but there were too many people on the scene, and the news quickly reached their ears, saying that APLUS was so gaffey for the first time, and it would be crazy. The real gun was aimed at his head, and his ex-girlfriend Shakira shot him.

Although in the end Shakira did not shoot but fainted due to the violent mood swings, it was obvious that APLUS might really be going bankrupt, and saw her ex-girlfriend screaming with others, so she didn’t want to live as soon as she got excited. .

Damon Dash and his girlfriend Alia witnessed it firsthand, "Did you not tell APLUS about our record company that night?" He asked Jazzy.

"No."

Jazzy replied. The contradiction between the two is nothing more than Roc-A-Records shares. As Jazzy's career as a singer continues to flourish, and after the stock market crash, he is willing to spend a huge sum of 10 million yuan to win the shares of Damon Dash and change the other party to leave. Biggs also If you can get millions of break-up fees, business is business, and the relationship between the three of them looks good, but on the surface they can be considered passable.

But the ambitious Jazzy expects far more than that. He secretly doesn't know which next player to talk to. The premise of this transaction is that Roc-A-Records can also redeem the 50% shares owned by Metropolis Records.

It happened that APLUS suffered heavy losses in the stock market crash, and they all thought it was an opportunity.

"By the way, APLUS, now there are some rumors about your investment business. Would you like to respond to it in my show?"

After interviewing Hallie, Jones Stewart asked Song Ya about some of the main points of Blade Warrior 2 to attract the audience to buy tickets.

"Uh...actually nothing to talk about."

Song Ya adjusted his sitting posture and raised Erlang's legs, "I know the outside world is saying how much money I lost. Basically, it is a fact. Yes, I did lose a lot..."

"One billion, two billion?" Jones Stewart asked.

"Do not."

"Not so much?"

"No..." Song Ya smiled bitterly, then looked at the ceiling, showing a reminiscence expression, "It's about thirty... almost four billion."

"Whatthe..." Jones Stewart covered his mouth in surprise, "Four billion... knives!?"

The audience exclaimed, Hallie also reached out and stroked Song Ya's shoulder to express comfort.

Jones Stewart asked again: "How come..."

"I can't tell you clearly. I watched this happen and did almost nothing, and then..." Song Ya herself was like a okay person, spreading her hands and laughing at herself, "No way, life is always full of surprises. . So... I decided to act my movie honestly. I hope everyone will go to the theater more to support Blade Warrior 2 on June 2nd..."

There was a laugh from the studio again, "You are so strong, APLUS." Jones Stewart said sympathetically.

"It's okay, I'm fine, just a small setback."

"Small setback?"

"Little frustration."

"Haha!"

That's four billion... Damon Dash looked at APLUS, who was still talking and laughing freely on the screen, and while admiring him, he recalled the day of the masquerade party.

APLUS clutched the black barrel, looked at Shakira with affectionate and crazy eyes, and he was still laughing, laughing very strangely and nervously.

It happened so fast that everyone around was staring at this scene in horror, not knowing why it happened.

"Ah!" Shakira screamed in pain with twisted facial features, and then fell softly to the floor.

Her well-known agent Estefan rushed over and hugged her, and the old man of APLUS's bodyguard also snatched the gun.

Later, more Latin gangs and APLUS bodyguards squeezed into the circle and escorted the two away, leaving behind the surprised and inexplicable people and countless gazes of eating melons.

"Perhaps he knows that he can't keep it secret, so he just confessed it publicly on his own TV station. It's a good public relations technique."

Jazzy said. When he rushed over after the fact, he noticed Beyoncé's back, who was obsessed with APLUS being surrounded and left, still sour.

but…

'puff! He almost laughed out on the spot, and just passed his chin with his hand in time. Isn't it awesome? Even if there is no bankruptcy, it is almost the same. This is still good news for redeeming Roc-A-Records.

At that time, I will have a bigger future to create a bigger cause.

In fact, some subordinates suggested that he should take advantage of the opportunity of APLUS people to catch up and redeem Roc-A-records, but he still did not dare to chase after thinking about it. APLUS was emotionally unstable. At this time, go to the tiger's beard, don't go crazy again. I collapsed on the spot...

"I know you want him to go bankrupt, but his reaction is obviously not enough." Damon Dash knows this'good brother' very well, although he is also happy to see Jazzy's plan to redeem Roc-A-Records succeeded, but his own business The focus is already on the wine business with APLUS. Of course, I don’t want to see APLUS go bankrupt.

"Oh my God, how rich is he?" his girlfriend Aaliyah exclaimed, "Isn't it said that the net worth was only 4.5 billion dollars last year?"

"Last year, after the Fujibee Rich List came out, his stock has risen again... Now it seems that there is still a lot left. In short, it should be no problem to still occupy the richest person of African descent."

Damon Dash explained a little bit, and he was a little bit sour when his girlfriend saw APLUS at the time. Maybe women like men who love so crazy and careless about their lives, even if they are scumbags?

"So he didn't secretly dump those stocks in the middle?" asked Aaliyah, who also suffered heavy losses during the stock market crash.

"I shouldn't. He is a major shareholder of many listed companies. If such public statements are found to be false, there will be big legal troubles..." Damon Dash replied.

"Oh." Arya's mood improved a bit, half-understanding.

The Latin gang who felt a little relieved also gathered at Shakira’s home to take care of the girl who hadn’t recovered from the masquerade incident. “APLUS didn’t run away, he might really have no money to protect the plate. Now." At that time, I was the most emotional, and asked a friend of APLUS.

"Then your wealth will shrink even if you don't go bankrupt."

"He also has record and film business, and he is very profitable, and he will not lose money. In the final analysis, as long as he doesn't use leverage, he can still make money in investments such as YAHOO..."

"It's a pity, I thought he could go all the way to the ten billionaires... If he had Mark Cuban's consciousness at the end of last year, then he would be a god."

"There are not many Mark Cuban in this world. He seems to have run out of good luck..."

Everyone was chattering, Estefan noticed that Shakira was quietly walking behind him in a towel wrapped in a pale face, staring at the man in the TV screen who was standing up gentlemanly holding Harry's waist.

Estefan sighed slightly, knowing that sooner or later she was going to fly moths to the fire again.

"Thank you! Thank you APLUS and Halle! Blade Warrior 2! I will see it!"

Jones Stewart has concluded a brief guest interview session and saw off the guests to the enthusiastic applause of the audience.

"Is this kid really not afraid of a big drop in the opening of Litman's listed company tomorrow?"

On Gore's side, little Daly's brother gloated and asked: "The chairman and the largest single shareholder's net worth has plummeted, is this a big bad news?"

"He's so bad that he doesn't even care about his life." A cron came in and submitted a report, which was naturally the information from the masquerade party.

"Guilty so much that I would rather be shot to death by my ex-girlfriend?" Gore finally smiled after scanning briefly. "After all, he is a young man, immature, and love and love occupy a large part of his heart."

This is a small episode for him who is undergoing a fierce election campaign and has to spare some time to govern the country. APLUS personality impulse is already very famous. This kind of personal property plummet will also reduce the destructive power. Speaking of it, if a stock market crashes If it happened earlier, it is estimated that there will be no such thing as him supporting Peter...

"Forget it, go and work after watching it." He motioned to his subordinates to turn off the TV.

This kind of gossip news, the real media tycoon is better informed than the deputy commander.

"Hahahaha!" Little Bronfman almost smiled in his chair, "Who is going bankrupt now? This kid dare to boast and bet with me! Is he worthy!?"

After venting his vent, he asked Ron Meyer, President of Universal Pictures, who was accompanying him, "Did his other ex-girlfriends dare to pull the trigger? Mariah Carey? I really want him to repeat the scene with Shakira again hahahaha!"

"Mariah Carey...I guess she won't be willing, Fergie should be willing." Ron Meyer teased.

"Hahahaha!"

At the same time, Viacom boss Redstone watched the whole talk show intently, "This Jones Stewart is a talent, I really like the channel, and their main anchor McAvoy also has my appetite."

"This has nothing to do with APLUS, it's all the team that Ovitz put together in the past." The CBS executive next to him shook the pot, "The former CAA helm is still very vicious."

Redstone ignored him.

"Do you want to continue to secretly attract Litman Media?" asked another executive from Viacom's head office.

"Wait, this kid is happy when he speaks, and when his behavior is out of order, two big profits come out. He will probably cry out when Litman Media continues to plummet. Don't worry, wait until tomorrow to see Litman's stock price. Let's talk about the changes. Let our media start and help him more..." Lei Shidong smiled cunningly and made a decision.

Of course it is ironic to help.

"Ok."

"Uh, boss..." At this moment, a secretary opened the door and walked in. "You said you should continue to pay attention to any news about APLUS."

"Yeah." Lei Shidong took a piece of paper from the secretary, and his pupils suddenly shrank after looking at it.

Several of his subordinates brought their heads together and looked at it, "Paul Allen, the second largest individual shareholder of Microsoft, sold two Boeing 757-200 passenger planes. The buyers were APLUS and another New York real estate tycoon, and they each bid about $100 million. Purchased from Paul Allen. ’

"I'm drunk..." Estefan soon saw the news in the news, "One hundred million dollars! One hundred million dollars to buy a civil airliner as a private jet!? How much money has APLUS made in the past ten years? !"

"Is the 757 a civil airliner?" As a popular singer, Aaliyah knows the private jet market. "If it is used privately, it will be expensive to maintain, right?" She was shocked by the news.

"I have been seated and can carry more than two hundred passengers..." Damon Dash replied, "The top stars usually buy at most a dozen seats..."

"Wow... next time you borrow it for me? Okay, okay..." Aaliyah immediately acted like a baby to him.

"Don't worry, I'll take a chance to mention it." Damon Dash proudly boasted in front of his girlfriend, and then looked at Jazzy.

Jazzy was scratching his head, his five fingers sliding off his face, and his eyes continued to stare at the slender and huge 757 in the TV screen from his fingers.

"This kid bought an Air Force II!" Gore's cronies exclaimed after seeing the news. The C-32 model modified with the 757-200 was the special plane for the American deputy commander.

"His taste should be better than that of the New York real estate developer." Little Daly's younger brother used humor to cover up his disappointment. "This is probably to make the capital market and creditors more confident in their financial situation, right?"

"He doesn't plan to decorate it in the style of Air Force Two?" Someone said. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Gore turned his head and glanced at the speaker.

"It doesn't matter, Mr. Gore will change to Air Force One next year anyway."

"Haha!"

On the Latin side, some people couldn’t figure it out, "APLUS has money or no money? Didn't it go bankrupt? Didn't you go crazy? Didn't run away..." A series of interrogative sentences, "Don't protect you!?"

"Well, it looks like he can't go bankrupt, but after this major blow, he will probably be less motivated in the future. Like other celebrities, he will spend all his money on personal enjoyment... According to my personal experience. Although. The rest of his money will be spent in this life..."

Estefan commented so, and he saw that Shakira was frowning and turning away.

'boom! Little Bronfman broke another TV.

(End of this chapter)