China Entertainment 2000

"Then again, your accent doesn't sound Irish."

"Your English doesn't sound like the Chinese I remember. I've seen interviews and movies with Jackie Chan and Jet Li."

Kelly Brook walked to the bar, placed the champagne on the bar carefully decorated by Coca-Cola with her right hand, brushed her waist with her left hand, raised her butt slightly, placed it on the high stool, and smiled: "Their The accents all sound distinct."

"Although I think it's because I'm better at studying, I still need to correct you. Jet is now an American."

After taking a closer look at the woman in front of him, Zhou Yi, who had roughly identified the number, turned around and faced the banquet hall. He put his elbow on the bar table with one hand, casually looked at the people in the room, and said in a pleasant tone. .

Kelly Brook, ex-girlfriend of British actor Jason Statham;

A year later, the first-generation Premier League football courtesan, nicknamed England's first-generation Breast Goddess, was known as the sexiest actress in Britain in the past 50 years. When she was at her peak, she was a regular on the list of the world's top 100 sexiest actresses.

Just from these three tags, you can see why this woman will become famous in the future.

Of course, compared with Scarlett Johansson, the American female star who will also be famous for her sexiness more than a year later, Kelly Brook's acting skills are somewhat crushed, which is why she cannot produce even one masterpiece. .

"It seems that I need to update my knowledge base. After all, for someone who is involved in the entertainment industry, I don't want to say the wrong thing in front of the media in the future."

"So, I probably wouldn't be a good teacher."

Zhou Yi chuckled lightly when he heard the woman being so direct, but he didn't agree, but he didn't reject it either.

Kelly Brook was very open-minded: "What a coincidence, I am not a good student either. After all, I am not a native of Galway."

"Really? That's really a pity. I was also thinking of asking you, a local, to tell me if there are any interesting attractions."

"Your tone doesn't sound like a pity at all."

"My question is, why don't you teach me what the tone of pity should be?"

"Of course, that's your pleasure, if you want."

Zhou Yi, who didn't care about the camera at all, was even interested in walking around openly and openly with Kelly Brook, whom he was chatting with very happily, so much so that the Sun reporter who had been secretly following the photos felt a little guilty in his heart——

What's going on with this guy?

How come you are so aboveboard when you steal someone?

He was even more confused when he saw that after the event, Kelly actually got into Zhou Yi's car and drove all the way to a music bar, looking like she was ready to renew her business.

Are you really not going to betray anyone?

Just as he was about to turn around and drive to follow, the next second, three tall, strong white men immediately surrounded him. They all wore sunglasses on their faces, crossed their hands around their chests, and stared at them without anger or authority. he.

Sun News reporter: "..."

broken! The camera is not guaranteed!

"You can't do this! It's illegal! This is my private property!"

"You're talking about private property within the UK? That's the biggest joke."

After casually throwing a wad of money onto the dog reporter who had shrunk to the ground at the end of the struggle, the bodyguards straightened out their slightly wrinkled custom-made suits, uttered a murderous and heart-wrenching sentence, and drove to follow him. Large army.

From beginning to end, Zhou Yi never looked at him. In fact, Zhou Yi may not even know that he was photographed.

"..."

Fuck!

Feeling that he had been deeply humiliated, the reporter from the Sun clenched his fist and punched the ground. He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and called his boss: "Mr. Jackson, I was involved in a local gang fight in Ireland, and the camera was taken away by the other party. , apply for reimbursement.”

"Huh? What about the film? Where's the camera film?"

"...We can't get it back, they have guns on them."

"Waste! Minimum amount."

The boss cursed and hung up the phone, then sat in the office and wrote himself a fully reimbursed bill in one stroke.

Don't ask, just ask about the mental damage fee for answering the phone at night.

Zhou Yi, who didn’t know there would be such a big drama later, had a lot of fun with Kelly Brook tonight——

However, in Kelly Brook's accident, Zhou Yi, who had a good chat with her, did not touch her. Instead, he sent her home while she was tipsy.

Well...sent home.

——? !

After hearing her story, her best friend looked in disbelief: "Did you reject him? Or did you say he was gay?"

"I don't know, but I'm sure he's not gay."

Kelly Brook herself was a little unbelievable. She could clearly see that Zhou Yi was interested in her. She went to the bar to drink with him all night long, which was equivalent to acknowledging what would happen later.

"Is he pretending to be a gentleman?"

The next day, Kelly, who was puzzled and still a little competitive, took the initiative to contact Zhou Yi and made an appointment to go out together. .

Later, Zhou Yi even led her to Dublin, the capital of Ireland, and spent a lot of money on the famous Grafton Street.

Kelly, who couldn't bear to come here to clear her shopping cart three years after her debut, felt the pride exclusive to a big star for the first time.

For some reason, Zhou Yi's unique thoughtfulness and meticulousness even gave her the illusion that she was in love with him.

Thoughtful, rich, and famous.

If at first Kelly just wanted to get close to Zhou Yi to try to get a chance to star, but after Zhou Yi showed that they were very happy with each other not long after they met, she admitted that she was a little confused.

She didn't understand, didn't understand why Zhou Yi was so considerate to her when he met her for the first time, but didn't touch her.

But no matter what, judging from his recent performance, Zhou Yi is definitely the most considerate and good man she has ever seen, bar none.

Jason Statham, who had always wanted to ask her to get back together, was thrown out of the sky at this moment.

"Hey! Spike! If you don't hit this one again, you might as well leave this Premier League baby next to you to work for us."

Grafton Street, in a bar.

Zhou Yi, who was fuming about the darts, was ridiculed by his boss for his accuracy.

During the few days he spent in Dublin, Zhou Yi, who often came here at night, became familiar with people due to his familiar personality.

"I can't make the decision. Besides, she has her own business. What can you do in this shabby tavern? Can you believe that she bought it in minutes?"

Zhou Yi curled his lips disdainfully, then closed one eye and began to aim, counting three, two, one in his heart, and threw it out!

………………………………

"Snapped!"

Imperial Capital, Bar Street, inside Yehai Bar

A red arrow accurately hit the bullseye, causing many people in the bar to cheer——

"The boss lady is amazing!"

"It's up to the boss lady to take action. It's a pity that Zhou Yi is gone. Otherwise, it would be more comfortable to bully him with his three-legged cat kung fu."

"People are already famous abroad now. International superstars, don't keep talking all the time."

Zhuo Xiaoyan, the proprietress of Yehai Bar, laughed and cursed after sipping her drink: "Otherwise, be careful with the warning from Warner's lawyer."

Everyone present could be regarded as witnesses before Zhou Yi's strong rise, and they had more or less defeated Zhou Yi in some entertainment events. How could they be afraid of this? They chatted and laughed about Zhou Yi's recent suspected "bringing glory to the country" abroad. matter--

According to gossip, it is reported that Zhou Yi is having fun playing abroad every day. He even has a romantic relationship with a football star in the Premier League and is living the life of an emperor in Ireland every day.

Photos of the Premier League soccer star wearing a bikini and hugging Zhou Yi at the beach were leaked on Sina, NetEase and Tencent websites. Her figure was so good that many Zhou Yi fans called Zhou Yi "bringing glory to the country" after seeing it. ".

"After all, it's still Zhouyi."

"This guy really doesn't stop running anywhere."

"I don't know if Zhou Yi will go to this year's Taiwan Golden Melody Awards. It's already the 18th and it will start in two days. I just don't know why this year's Golden Melody Awards are so late."

"Indeed, this year's Golden Melody Awards were not held on the 4th but on the 21st. Could it be to wait for Zhou Yi's return?"

"How is it possible? No matter how strong Zhou Yi is, he is still not to the point where the Golden Melody Award will be postponed for him alone."

"Boss Boss, do you have any information?"

Zhuo Xiaoyan, who knew something about the inside story, turned around gracefully and left: "You guys think of me as a god, I know everything. If I were so powerful, I would buy this year's World Cup as soon as possible."

In fact, judging from her news channels, it should be because the Golden Melody Awards organizing committee was arguing over the final awards and was unable to decide on the results, so it was delayed again and again.

There is no way, Zhou Yi's performance last year was too strong, and it was the first time that he represented a Chinese-speaking singer and achieved success abroad. With foreign self-respect, his popularity soared to the point where he could be called a fault, and he had no rivals.

This puts the Golden Melody Awards organizing committee in a difficult position.

They regret it very much now - they should not have agreed to let Zhou Yi participate in the award evaluation in the first place, so that the current situation would not have occurred.

"Sister Xiaoyan, sister Xiaoyan, wait a moment, wait a moment."

Zhuo Xiaoyan was about to leave. At the door, Huang Bo, whom she hadn't seen for a long time, was standing at the door waving to her, with a sincere smile on his face: "Sister Xiaoyan, thank you for taking care of me during this time."

"If I pass the exam this time, I will study hard in the future, learn more things, read about people and changes in the world, study well, and have a normal outlook on life, and I will not be afraid no matter where I go."

Zhuo Xiaoyan took the thick envelope handed over by Huang Bo, weighed it for a while and then looked at Huang Bo in surprise: "Okay, you, can you come up with so much money now?"

"Harm, isn't this thanks to Zhou Yi?"

Huang Bo respects Zhou Yi from the bottom of his heart for supporting him during his trough period without asking for anything in return: "I have almost become a special actor in the MV industry now. I have saved enough just by coming and going." The money is enough for me to prepare for the exam with all my strength.”

"You know how to dig the well, and you know how to thank me when you come back. You are better than Zhou Yi, who is unreliable."

Zhuo Xiaoyan casually put the heavy envelope into her handbag and muttered. Huang Bo couldn't answer it, so he could only stand there and smile: "Zhou Yi is busy, he is a big star and an international star. "

Zhou Yi is the darling of the entire bar street, and only Zhuo Xiaoyan, who has known Zhou Yi since childhood, can say a few words about it.

"He's so busy. I don't know him well yet. He's probably fallen into the arms of some woman again. I'm not afraid of being like Bruce Lee in the future." Zhuo Xiaoyan, who is already in her thirties this year, shook her head and took Huang Bo's thank you gift. Walked out of the door of Yehai Bar.

Zhou Yi will hold his first concert in the Imperial Capital in July, and these old friends are still discussing privately whether to surprise their little brother, who is about ten years younger than them.

She didn't like Huang Bo's money, so she just threw it in together.

It can be regarded as a true farewell to Zhou Yi.

The boy who just entered the bar street with nothing has now really grown into a big star.

Huang Bo, who watched the landlady leave, was amazed: How did Zhou Yi do it?

…………………………………………

"How did you do that? I don't understand what you are talking about."

May 19, London, UK.

Thanks to her proud figure and the fame of new actor Jason Statham, Kelly, who has experienced a romantic vacation with Zhou Yi during this period, was stopped by some reporters and shook her head with a smile: "Spike He is the most considerate man I have ever met in this world, and he fulfills all my fantasies about a man.”

"You mean you ditched Jason Statham for Spike?"

"What? No, no, no, I didn't abandon Jason. He cheated on me. I chose to break up with him."

Kelly emphasized the order of precedence. When talking about the Book of Changes, she thought of the song she played and sung based on her, and her face showed a hint of regret: "In addition, Spike and I are just good friends. Nothing is possible in time, right?

"His career is in Asia, in China, and we are too far apart.

"But I think that if I have time in the future, I will travel to China to relax. Spike's description of China fascinates me."

"..."

"..."

"???"

What the hell? !

No, what do you mean? How long have you been with Zhou Yi and why have you been brainwashed?

Still want to travel to China? Why don't you go to heaven? !

While Zhou Yi was still revising some of the lyrics of "Galway Girl" in his mind while sitting on the plane, a divine summary of Zhou Yi's promotional trip also became one of the most replied "magic posts" on the mainland Internet. one:

"On the Correct Way of External Export: Zhouyi"

"The English version of the song "The Flag Begins to Victory" is not only popular at home, but also abroad. In addition to the UK, other European countries have also begun to be brainwashed by this song. I am afraid this song will not become the first Zhouyi song The global hit English single.

"The most important thing is that the MV of this song breaks the foreign filter of backwardness in our cities. Zhou Yi obviously had some private goods involved and tried his best to shoot every city well. I like this private goods.

"Of course, the most important thing is that this guy Zhou Yi is just playing around, and he really deals when something happens.

"This MV was just used as a promotional video, but then it tricked a Premier League soccer baby into saying she wanted to travel to China in the future. Did Zhou Yi really inject Chinese energy into her?

"..."

As soon as the original post came out, it quickly got the attention of Zhou Yi’s fans and their imaginations went crazy——

"Will this guy trick a few female celebrities into traveling to China every time he goes abroad for a stroll in the future?"

"Then I want the shredded meat from Titanic, Zhouyi Speed!"

"I don't want to pick, Zhou Yi will take down Nicole Kidman and export it to the outside world fiercely!"

"How did Zhou Yi do it? This model has such a good figure that he ran away. In the end, he actually said that Zhou Yi fulfilled all his fantasies about men."

"..."

The carnival of fun people, the helplessness of true fans, and the lying down of female fans.

As for CP fans, they have long been used to being abused and turned a blind eye to Zhou Yi's scandal.

Thanks to the character who was in ruins since his debut, Zhou Yi's random play abroad not only did not damage his popularity, but was also nicknamed "the number one external exporter" by the busybody.

Don't worry about whether the output method and object are a bit single, just ask you whether it is output.

Stefanie Sun, who arrived in Taiwan ahead of Zhou Yi to attend this year's Golden Melody Awards, had an obviously weird expression when asked about this: "You asked me about Zhou Yi's external output... have you forgotten that I am actually a Singaporean?"