China Entertainment 2000

"No! I don't agree!"

"Fuck! This is simply a crime! The Grammys are blaspheming the Beatles!"

"Yoko is a scum who takes advantage of John. She can't represent the Beatles, let alone John!"

"Spike will never, ever, ever be on par with John."

"..."

If in the far east, many Zhou Yi fans who stayed up late to watch the CCTV Grammy broadcast were just excited for their idol to win the trophy; then in Europe and the United States, in the Beatles' most influential base, some Beatles fans really couldn't accept this result--

Some radicals didn't even bother to read the subsequent acceptance speeches, and directly went to the Grammy official website to leave insulting messages, denouncing the official for apologizing to all Beatles fans.

As we all know, the conflicts among the Beatles fans may have their own statements and positions, but they are absolutely consistent in their attitude towards one person-that is, their attitude towards Yoko Ono.

Disgust, disgust, and disgust.

The kind of disgust that makes you want her to die right away.

To this day, there are still a small group of conspiracy theorists who insist that the reason why John Lennon was shot was that Yoko Ono hired a gunman in order to let her lover become legitimate and eat her husband's inheritance.

After all, as soon as John Lennon died, Yoko Ono couldn't wait to let her lover in, and even let the latter wear John Lennon's clothes when he was alive. In their opinion, this is not something that can be explained clearly by performance art.

What's even more excessive and makes Beatles fans even more angry is that after John Lennon died, all the letters and postcards written between him and his son Julian, born to his ex-wife, were auctioned by Yoko Ono, forcing Julian to buy them with his own money...

This Julian is the inspiration for the Beatles' famous song "Hey Jude".

In order to get back the inheritance he deserved, Julian fought a lawsuit with Yoko Ono for more than ten years, but in the end he only got back 8% of the total inheritance...

After John Lennon's death, Yoko Ono continued to eat the blood of her husband.

Such a so-called widow, who has almost no moral bottom line in the eyes of Beatles fans and the general public, is now speaking on the stage to represent John Lennon and the Beatles. How can this not make Beatles fans explode?

"Warner must have paid! They must have paid!"

"Fuck! Yoko Ono is a bitch who is obsessed with money!"

"Grammy's behavior is not rock at all!"

"..."

Unbeknownst to some people who could no longer hold back and started to insult him, Zhou Yi weighed the golden phonograph trophy in his hand, adjusted the position of the microphone, glanced around the audience, smiled and shrugged: "well."

The audience applauded, even Eminem and others clapped their hands symbolically when the camera swept over.

"I thought I would have a lot to say, but when I really got on stage, I found that I didn't seem to have much to say."

Zhou Yi raised the golden trophy in his hand and shook it: "So, thank you, for everything."

The extremely brief speech, without any nostalgia for the end of the stage, and the calm appearance formed a sharp contrast with the previous award-winning guests who were so excited that they thanked the sky, thanked the earth, thanked their parents and thanked God.

Beyoncé, Justin Timberlake and others who thought he would give a long speech were visibly stunned.

"Oh no! This idiot is pretending again!"

"Look at the surprised expressions of the white and black people below. What should I do if I feel so good?"

"I've been annoyed by those long and boring acceptance speeches. Why are you pretending? Thanking this and that. Zhou Yi is still real."

"That's right. After all, he debuted in hip-hop, and his main focus is Rio."

"What is Rio?"

"..."

Below the slightly delayed Sohu live broadcast, the lively netizens started to have fun right after the news came out, and the messages quickly filled the screen.

It's a bit boring to watch the award ceremony alone at home, but it's another matter if there are stupid netizens to discuss it together.

"Where's Avril? Where's my Avril?"

"Where's Shakira? Where's my Shakira?"

"Why are most of the female singers this year black?"

"Who is this Best Rock Female Singer winner Pink? What does this stage name mean? Pink?"

"Zhou Yi's series of introducing you to female stars has been updated again.jpg."

"..."

After the Best Rock Male Singer, the Best Rock Female Singer winner Pink's appearance on stage made the audience on the other side of the ocean feel a little unfamiliar.

After leaving the stage, Zhou Yi, who had been chatting with the stars around him, also politely applauded when he saw this woman on stage. He didn't have a deep impression of this woman who later became known as Fanma at home and abroad. He still remembered two things clearly -

One was that she performed gymnastics and acrobatics during the Grammy performance, which also led to the birth of the famous fake wine scene of Nate Royce, the lead singer of the fun band;

The second was that after the American hip-hop legend P. Diddy was arrested, she was also involved like stars such as Usher and Justin Bieber, although in the end there was always a lot of discussion about whether she was really involved -

She herself said that she had deactivated her account a long time ago and did not deliberately remove any traces of her connection with Diddy on social media. However, since Usher’s account was cleared for a similar reason, there are still many netizens who don’t believe + enjoy it.

After all, the American Vanity Fair has always been a mess, no matter who gets involved.

Hawking can go to the island to play, what else is impossible to happen?

After Best Male and Female Rock Singer, the third award is for a rock group that has nothing to do with Zhou Yi. The fourth award is for Best Hard Rock Performance. Zhou Yi was nominated, but in the end it was awarded to this year's dark horse newcomer. , a disillusioned band known as the "female version of Linkin Park".

"Best Hard Rock Performance, 'Bring Me To Life' by Disillusionment!"

In the eager anticipation of tens of millions of Zhouyi fans around the world, the super dark horse band Disillusionment in the European and American music scene in 2003 went dark. The song "Bring Me To Life" resounded throughout Europe and the United States at the Grammys. The excited band Ai Mi Li jumped up on the spot, caressing his chest uncontrollably, and gasped——

The black low-cut long skirt she wore today was very eye-catching.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you..."

While hugging everyone around her, Amy Li kept thanking them for their congratulations. She even excitedly gave Zhou Yi Shi a chest hug when he came to congratulate him——

Such an abrupt action surprised Zhou Yi.

"To be honest, I, we really never thought we could beat you, Spike."

Amy Li, who noticed that she was losing her temper, tried to calm down: "This is simply incredible."

Last year, Zhou Yi was as invincible as a demon in the world. However, any rock award he was shortlisted for had to take into account Zhou Yi's sudden rise in reputation after he became a vanguard leader of opinions. Racial equality is politically correct.

"It's nothing incredible. You are outstanding. Congratulations."

After winning the Best Male Rock Singer, Zhou Yi's next goal is to win the Best Rock Album or the Best Album of the Year. He really doesn't care much about other minor awards and behaves quite friendly and generous.

After seeing the dark horse performance of the Disillusionment Band, other singers who were shortlisted for the rock awards and the three major awards together with Zhou Yi became nervous——

What if?

What if I can also be a dark horse?

But, unfortunately, the final result disappointed everyone.

Except for the best metal performance, which Zhouyi was not nominated for, the winners of all the rock awards are the same person, the man who made the entire European and American music scene proud last year——

"46th Grammy Award for Best Rock Instrumental Performance, Spike, "Apologize"!"

"46th Grammy Award for Best Rock Song, Spike, "Counting Stars"!"

"The 46th Grammy Award for Best Rock Album..."

On the stage, Olivia Harrison, the last presenter to present the award, was the widow of Beatles member George Harrison. She echoed Yoko Ono, who was the first to appear. She was responsible for The award for Best Rock Album was awarded——

"Well, this is incredible."

Olivia Harrison opened the envelope and glanced at the name of the winner, slightly surprised: "Spike! "Forever Young"! Congratulations!!!"

When the Grammy scene began to play all the songs in the "Forever Young" album, thunderous applause broke out, watching this man from across the ocean step by step on his journey to symbolize "dominance" of the throne.

This year, Zhou Yi was selected for a total of three Grammy Awards: Record Production of the Year, Album of the Year, and Single of the Year; Best Rock Male Singer, Best Hard Rock Performance, Best Rock Instrumental Performance, and Best Rock Song. , Best Rock Album in five categories.

And now, leaving aside the three awards of Best Female Singer, Best Group, and Best Metal in the rock category that Zhou Yi could not win, he has almost won the awards for the entire remaining category by himself? !

What about the prizes? !

Where are your Grammy awards? !

Why are you so fucking scared when faced with the political correctness card played by Zhou Yi? !

"What the hell?! There were eight nominations in total, and now I got four?!"

“Zhou Yi is awesome!!!”

"Sister! Sister! Look, look, look! Zhou Yi went up to get the prize again!"

Singapore, Sun Family.

Sun Yanzi, who was on vacation at home to make up for the regret of not being able to come back to spend time with his family during the Chinese New Year, was still chatting with his parents. After hearing what his sister was yelling about in the living room, he stepped on the carpet with his bare feet and rubbed. He rushed from the dining room to the living room, and fell upside down into the sofa——

It hit my sister.

"Ah! Sister!"

"Shh, don't make any noise, I'm watching TV."

After taking the half-eaten apple and stuffing it into his sister's mouth, Sun Yanzi blinked his eyes a few times, shook his head, and looked at the man who had won four trophies in one go. His messy hair did not hinder the beauty of his pupils. It's his reflection.

"Ugh...sister, that Beyoncé who is going up there to congratulate you has much bigger breasts than you."

"..."

state!

Sun Yanzi, who suppressed his sister, shook his right hand that was clenched into a fist.

The Grammys obviously understand the effect. After Zhou Yi won the last award in the rock category, it was Zhou Yi's performance time.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome Spike~~~"