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"Isn't this an obvious attempt to target?"

"Zhou Yi's smile in this photo is still very generous, and he even received applause."

"The Oscar jury will kill the whole family."

"Isn't "Pirates of the Caribbean" better than that damn "Lord of the Rings 3"? I didn't even feel anything about "Lord of the Rings 3". Isn't this Hollywood's obvious way of praising people?"

"What about fairness and justice?"

"One thing to say is that the "Lord of the Rings" series is just not popular here. If you calculate its status in Europe and the United States, it seems to be equivalent to our "Journey to the West"?"

"Real or false? Don't just mess around with science..."

"..."

In the middle of the night in China, there were still a lot of night owls in the middle of the night. Under the Sohu topic, Zhouyi fans who were angered by the graphic report sent by Sohu reporters collectively denounced the members of the Oscar organizing committee for being stupid.

That is to say, there are no hot searches on Weibo right now. Otherwise, with the level of excitement among the public, a topic like "I feel sorry for Zhou Yi" would come up in the middle of the night.

However, even at this time, there is still a tireless Heizi stationed here to celebrate, mocking Zhou Yi and his fans who did not win the award——

"This is the Emperor of Music. He was so funny that an old woman in her forties or fifties beat him to the ground."

"The emperor is not worthy of being served, right? If you don't understand, just ask, does Zhou Yi need to charge a ticket to go back to his hometown? (Tom Cat mocking picture)"

"Zhou Yi should just play with women honestly and stop embarrassing himself by going out."

"With all the hype, can Zhou Yimei share half of the money he earns with you? (laughing to tears)"

Above the end of the world, the famous anti-fan series ID "Free Beaver 15" even expressed the aspirations of many people——

"I'm not a fan of anyone, and I don't have any objections to Zhou Yi, but I have an objection to his fans. I like to gag, right? Zhou Yi is arrogant because of his arrogance. You guys are just as arrogant as you are (picture of Tom Cat laughing)"

"..."

"Fuck you! If you have no objection to Zhou Yi, I'll write my name backwards!"

"I'll fuck your mother!"

"..."

The Chinese Internet in the early hours of the morning, due to the imperfect review mechanism and the off-duty reviewers, can be regarded as a hot land full of vitality and everything is flourishing——

The negative ones, the dissatisfied ones, the really evil ones, and those who had been stepped on before and now came back to take revenge. After Zhou Yi failed to get this little golden man, they all came out and formed an alliance to sound the clarion call for counterattack.

It was obviously just an award for film songs, but in the end it was directly elevated to the height of music status in the dispute.

The war between the two sides was about to break out, and the fighting continued until the sky was dark and the earth was dark.

After all, Zhou Yi is not money, and it is impossible for everyone to like him. What's more, he had previously pushed a group of colonists to the ground and rubbed them, and pulled a lot of hatred points across the circle, which greatly intensified the laning intensity of his die-hard fans. .

This is true in the Chinese environment, and American local public opinion is no exception.

Many Zhou Yi fans bluntly said that the Oscars are not even as good as a Grammy. This is a blatant suppression of Zhou Yi as an Asian.

What about racial equality? ! What about anti-racism? !

Oscar, you are committing crimes against the wind!

As for the opponents, the main force is fans of "Lord of the Rings 3". Thanks to the accumulation of the trilogy, they are not far behind in the battle.

Theater scene.

Thanks to Zhou Yi's golden body, Annie Lennix walked up to him before going on stage, took the initiative to hug him when he stood up to congratulate her, and teased kindly: "I like your song Spike very much.

"If you have time, you can travel to Scotland. I believe you will also fall in love with the girls there. Maybe you will be able to write more than one song "Galway Girl"."

Although the rock music of this era is completely different from the rock music she played in the 1970s and 1980s, Annie is not the kind of old-fashioned fundamentalist. For a new force like Zhou Yi who can make innovations She is still very optimistic about it.

If any kind of music type does not have subsequent integration and development, it will only cling to its roots and be beaten to death by the waves of the times, becoming a relic that others can only commemorate.

"Now when I mention Scotland, I think of Manchester United's manager Sir Alex Ferguson. You know, I can't write a song about him." A toothless Zhou Yi mentioned that Ferguson and Wenger, a pair who have been fighting in the Premier League for many years, The old rival joked.

After Annie went on stage to receive the award, producer Jerry was still comforting Zhou Yi, who came to the Oscars for the first time -

But soon, it was Zhou Yi's turn to comfort him.

In the following time, "Pirates of the Caribbean" still failed to win any of the remaining three nominations, including Depp, who was dressed up to attend tonight and was full of expectations. He also lost the Best Actor.

On the contrary, it was Scarlett Johansson's "Lost in Translation" crew that defeated many strong opponents and won the Best Screenplay Award at this year's Oscars.

"It's all about human nature."

Zhou Yi chuckled lightly. If he were to vote, he would definitely choose "Finding Nemo".

When the final Best Picture was awarded to "Lord of the Rings 3", this year's Oscars finally gave birth to the miracle of a single Grand Slam with "Lord of the Rings 3" being nominated 11 out of 11 times, completely marking the beginning of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. A perfect ending that could not be more perfect.

Of course, if there is the biggest winner, there will naturally be the biggest loser——

The popular "Pirates of the Caribbean" directly collided with the even more popular "Lord of the Rings 3", resulting in no results all night long.

This time, both box office and awards were ruthlessly crushed.

The producer Jerry, who had an unhappy face, did not even attend the final dinner. He said goodbye and left. Instead, Zhou Yi was still chatting with Scarlett at the banquet——

"It sounds like he's pretty angry."

"What do you think, he is very interested in "Pirates of the Caribbean"."

Zhou Yi casually picked up a piece of toffee and put it into his mouth, leaning his elbows on the bar counter: "If it were you, how could you still be in a good mood after all your hard work has been wasted like this? Anyway, he already has a status in Hollywood. "No, it won't matter if you don't attend this dinner."

"Then why are you okay? Aren't you angry?"

"It's not my album, why should I be angry?"

"That's true."

Scarlett Johansson took a sip of champagne and asked curiously: "But to be honest, I'm curious about the name of your new album? Can you tell me?"

“Listen/Future Sounds.”

Zhou Yi patted the cuffs of his suit and tugged on his tie. The album title he gave made Scarlett Johansson stunned——

ah?

Really?

"Don't you need to keep it secret?"

Zhou Yi raised his glass and clinked it with her with a smile: "It's up to you whether you want to keep it a secret or not. If you need the news, you can announce the news first. Anyway, once it starts, Warner's insider will definitely leak the album title. ”

"Wow, are you taking such good care of me?"

"uh-huh."

When they looked at each other and smiled, everything was unspoken.

After bidding farewell to the dinner, the two people took the car directly back to the Chateau Marmont Hotel. After going straight to the elevator, before the old elevator door had time to completely close, Scarlett Johansson's hands were already tightly wrapped around the man's neck. , raised his head and posted it.

Zhou Yi was caught off guard by his high enthusiasm.

"Have you tried it in the elevator, darling." "Hey, well, I don't think my time is so fast."

"But it seems to be ready to try. Do you need me to comfort you? After all, you didn't win a trophy tonight. At least our crew also won a best screenplay."

His fingers stained with alcohol slid down the champagne line and opened the champagne——

"It's safe here, Spike."

"I know this. My team has confirmed it with me."

With a "bang" sound, Scarlett Johansson's back hit the back panel of the elevator. The digital buttons on the panel kept lighting up and then darkening.

The sound of messy and heavy breathing alternated, and Scarlett Johansson, who felt she had lost her balance, subconsciously slapped her right hand on the back of the elevator, her palm visibly red -

The laces of the high-heeled shoes were violently broken at some point, and they could only hang on the ankles in a broken posture. The silver diamonds embedded in them swayed under the narrow and old elevator lights.

The hotel management, which did not install surveillance cameras in the elevator, immediately noticed the abnormal operation of an elevator. However, when he noticed that the "Do Not Disturb" button hidden in the elevator had been pressed, he immediately notified Everyone please leave this elevator alone.

As a five-star manor hotel right on the edge of Hollywood, they have long been fully prepared for this group of handsome men and beautiful women.

As for whether celebrities will be photographed or seen by reporters squatting outside the hotel or sneaking into the hotel before entering the elevator, that is none of their business.

…………………………

"New York Daily News": "Can't wait!" Scarlett and Spike have a fierce elevator battle! 》

"USA Today": "To comfort the injured Spike, Scarlett chose her own body!" 》

Los Angeles Times: "What's in the Elevator?" Witnesses said Scarlett and Spike stayed in the elevator for at least half an hour! 》

"The Sun": "Elevator kissing photo exposed!" Spike’s frustrated and triumphant Oscar night! 》

"..."

Overnight, when people across the United States woke up and planned to take a look at the results of last night's Oscar Awards, the first big page that caught their eyes was not the single-term Grand Slam miracle of 11 out of 11 at the Oscar ceremony. It's a piece of sexy news from Yi Zhou and Scarlett Johansson.

The resourceful "The Sun" is obviously not a vegetarian. In the exclusive photo, the elevator door is obviously not completely closed. Through the wide gap, you can clearly see Scarlett taking the initiative to kiss Zhou Yi.

This time, it immediately exploded——

Yes, it is true that your "Lord of the Rings 3" is awesome, but people obviously prefer to watch this kind of news about celebrities.

Zhou Yi was already well-known. Although this scene was unexpected, it is not surprising considering that this person has always been a rock and hip-hop talent.

However, many Scarlett fans who were previously unwilling to believe that their idol had an affair with Zhou Yi were heartbroken——

The goddess of literature and art in their hearts seems to be really turning into a goddess of literature and art now, the kind for others to copy.

"Fuck! I can't imagine Spike pinning Scarlett against the elevator wall!"

"No! I can't accept it! I can't accept it!"

"Scarlett is just comforting Oscar's friend who lost, that's all..."

Qian Jiang woke up: "..."

In China, the online fans who had been fighting for a day had no time to catch their breath. Zhou Yi's operation, which was ruined in the United States, made the fans and haters silent for a moment.

Those new female fans who found Zhou Yi because of the contrast of their peers were somewhat unable to hold back-

"No, what is he doing???"

"Yes, he is doing it."

"..."

The old fans admitted it openly, which made the new fans unable to do it.

No, how can you admit it?

Didn't the haters say that you are the best at blocking people's mouths?

"Anyway, we are all friends in the end. It's up to you whether you believe it or not. We fans of Zhou Yi never expected him to be perfect, and Zhou Yi has never been a perfect prince charming."

"..."

"The newcomer suggests listening to his songs like "Hate the Dream of Red Mansions" and "Yeah". Someone should have compiled them online. That's his nature."

"..."

"Fuck! No wonder Du Yaofa wants to enter the elevator in Hollywood so much. It turns out that the elevator in Hollywood is so fun!"

"Stand at the door and press the elevator button. You can't find the door in Hollywood, right?"

"No, no, no, that's not right. Du Yaofa should be the one who helps Zhou Yi press the elevator button."

"Is there no one to supervise?"

"What to supervise? Can't people be intimate with their girlfriends? Is this against the law?"

"Isn't he single?"

"Is it difficult to understand being single in different time periods?"

"Have you heard of Schrödinger's cat? If you don't ask Zhou Yi at that time, how do you know if Zhou Yi was single at that time?"

"..."

The huge influx of people who like to have fun instantly diluted the atmosphere of the battle between fans and haters on the Internet. Netizens were enthusiastically discussing what kind of experience Zhou Yi had in the elevator, which made big directors such as Zhang Da Huzi, who was at the center of the storm recently, confused--

Their teeth were almost sour.

"Fuck, that's not right, why are these people so tolerant of Zhou Yi and so strict with us?"

Even if we are 99% wrong, doesn't Zhou Yi have 1% wrong?

Why don't you spray him? !

Oh, there are also new female fans who sprayed, saying that they misjudged Zhou Yi...

That's fine.

At this moment, all the male singers in the Chinese music circle who were paying attention to this breaking news had a little bit of ripples in their hearts after seeing the obviously relaxed public opinion environment for Zhou Yi.

No wife, no girlfriend - or it's just that the girlfriends reported by the media changed frequently.

This direction seems to work.

"Damn! Why didn't you think of debuting with this route at the beginning, otherwise wouldn't you be able to have fun now?"

"You think too much, Zhou Yi can be so extravagant because of the continuous output of works to support him, plus Scarlett Johansson is a new goddess who is popular in the United States, it is easy for domestic netizens to feel that he is actually winning glory for the country -

"Huh? No, winning glory for the country?"

Some people realized that this wave of subtle influence on the direction of Internet public opinion was wrong.