China Entertainment 2000

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Not a buddy?

When you talk like that, do you really need us to help you?

Although I have known Zhou Yi's style for a long time, this is a live question and answer show. The two hosts and one guest were obviously shocked by Zhou Yi's unreasonable expression - hearing is believing, seeing is believing.

If the executives of the parent company Disney had not told ABC TV executives and related program personnel early on that they would give Zhou Yi absolute freedom in the interview, I am afraid that the first thought that pops up in their minds now is this paragraph. Start over——

Assuming that you are using the cheapest $30 version, you will not be able to achieve this number even if you sell 2.5 million albums in two weeks.

"Funny thing to say Spike, we all know how dominant you are in terms of album sales."

The male host Gunn pushed up his glasses on the bridge of his nose and said with a smile: "But, you know, what do you think about the fact that your album has encountered a lot of boycotts in the United States before it even went on sale?"

"It's very simple. I think those who look down on me now have secretly formed the [Anti-Spike Alliance]."

"Anti-Spike Alliance?"

"Yes, because I disrupted all their deployments and it's not under their control."

Zhou Yi shrugged, faced the camera and spread his hands: "Everyone knows that I have never been a liar, and I will not accept any sugar-coated bullets from other factions..."

Zhou Yi spoke openly and openly about conspiracy theories prevalent in the American entertainment industry. Zhou Yi's attitude seemed very sincere, and what he wanted to express was very clear——

We were screwed by our friends.

Due to some well-known reasons, conspiracy theories are extremely popular in the United States, and many people will choose to believe anything that is related to this stuff.

"Eminem once publicly stated in a TV interview that your promotion method is black magic. He believed that you lacked respect for music and musicians. He suggested that you should stay humble and repeated the phrase "stay humble" again and again. Phrase, what do you want to say about this?”

Blonde host Laila mentioned Eminem's previous "stay humble" theory.

"No, I have nothing to say at all. In fact, it sounds ridiculous to me. I would rather call it 24k magic than the so-called black magic. In fact, this song in the new album Name is my answer.

"Besides..."

Zhou Yi sneered a few times and leaned back: "Brother, I am Spike, my name is Spike, who the hell are you?"

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"...Spike, this time your albums are both released on the same day. Many people think this is a head-to-head showdown between you. Do you think you will lose?"

"I've never lost, not even once."

Zhou Yi raised an index finger and shook it: "I don't know what it feels like to lose."

"But judging from your actual performance in the past, you do lack respect for others. Eminem is right, you did win a lot of trophies, but that was all based on-"

Before the observing guest finished speaking, Zhou Yi intervened to stop him: "No, no, no, I don't agree with your point of view. On the contrary, I think it is Eminem himself who lacks respect and needs to remain humble."

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"Do you know how many Grammys I've won? Nine."

After saying this, Zhou Yi raised three fingers and emphasized: "Two albums from the 30 million club. You should know what 30 million is. I also have nine Grammy trophies.

"What about them? Come on, they don't have as many trophies as I do.

"So, respect, respect, respect. You know?"

After repeating respect three times in a row, Zhou Yi put down his gesticulating hand: "I am the one who needs to be respected."

"Okay Spike, of course you deserve respect, you're a legend."

The male host, who was always flattering, followed the bar and added with a smile: "Of course, this is not what I said, but what your fans said. They described you as a legend and said that there will never be another one in this world. There will be a singer like you, what do you think?”

"I agree with that, Gunn."

Zhou Yi laughed and nodded: "People always say that people cannot become legends before they die, but I think I am an exception. I am a living legend."

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In the hotel, Elva Hsiao, who was brushing her teeth mechanically, finished watching the entire second half. She didn't know what to say for a moment, and even the movement of brushing her teeth slowed down unconsciously.

If it hadn't been for the advertisement from ABC that woke her up from a dream, she might still be swinging her arms mechanically, brushing her teeth as if she was unconscious.

At this moment, many viewers watching the ABC live interview like her had the same sluggish performance.

"Go watch ABC! Come on! Spike's promotional live broadcast!"

"It still smells the same. Spike's smell of gunpowder is very strong."

"Let me tell you, what he said does make sense. Eminem doesn't sell as many albums as he does, and he doesn't have as many Grammys. Shouldn't it be Eminem who should learn to respect him more?"

"Fart! He just opened his mouth!"

"Why does he only dare to compete for the Grammy trophy? Is it because he only bribed the Grammy judges?"

"How dare you fucking Tom come forward? Spike won't you turn your little Tom into a scum in seconds?"

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"Shit! Spike is nothing but hype! He's also a legend, bah!"

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While the traditional media are still working overtime on this part of the press release, the Internet, where information spreads faster, has already taken the lead in launching a war of words——

Zhouyi fans, who are confident in their achievements, firmly occupy the commanding heights, while Eminem fans question whether Zhouyi's global data has been forced to reach 30 million, especially in Asia and the base camp of China. How come it is so much out of thin air? Hundreds of thousands or millions of copies?

"So many people in China buy English albums? Do so many of them understand English?"

"Idiot, there are many college students in China, and even more people know English!"

"And Japan, I am not surprised to say that Japan actually contributed nearly three million copies twice, and Spike is Chinese!"

"Why don't you say the Japanese market is Mariah Carey's back garden?"

"Can that be the same?"

"How come there are still people who dare to boast about being a legend? I don't even want to lose face!"

The more radical fans of Zhou Yi directly pulled up an excel sheet, showing Zhou Yi's 360-degree, no-dead-angle crush on Eminem——

The sales volume is relatively high: win!

b. The number of top orders in the list is large: win!

Multiple Grammy trophies: win!

Younger: Win big!

Eminem, you are so old and yet you show up to act like a chicken!

Not to be outdone, Eminem fans also pulled up the form——

"Authentic and Reliable" Sales Comparison: Win!

There are many trophies at major award shows across the United States: Win!

Hip-hop's top single: win!

Mature and socially responsible: Win!

Large number of endorsements: win big!

By the way, this group of people also started to p-picture, looking for photos of Zhou Yi and others, and p-ed out the people in them, and changed them to look like relevant stakeholders according to their needs——

For example, if you want to question the sales volume fraud, it is likely that Zhouyi has a transaction with people from the Global Recording Association;

If you want to question the secret operation of the trophy, it means that both parties are secretly hooking up, etc...

In this regard, the response from Zhouyi fans is also very simple——

They put Zhou Yi's head on Spike's head from Tom and Jerry, and then put Eminem's head on Tom Cat's head;

Spike stood with one hand, holding a baseball bat in his left hand, and holding a dog leash in his right hand. Under the dog leash collar was a Tom cat lying on all fours with a loving look in his eyes, and in the distance were female cats looming...

They are all p-pictures!

Who wouldn’t?

For a time, various hanging pictures were flying all over the Internet, which dazzled everyone who saw them. Some of them made people wonder whether they were true or false.