China Entertainment: Director’s happiness is so simple

Chapter 519 514 Wonderful Night (10)

At this point, the trio's running trip is temporarily over.

The plot of these scenes is almost non-existent, just running away.

But every scene during the run is wonderful and fascinating to watch.

Of course, some people are thinking that if the movie only relies on these, it can be said to be not bad, but it certainly cannot be said to be good-looking.

After all, the movie still depends on the plot.

Fortunately, Xingchen's movies never lack plot.

As the three were arrested, the scene also shifted to the container.

At this time, Li Bai in the container was still bragging.

He talked about how good the Tang Dynasty was, how rich he was at that time, and how popular he was.

With memory loss, Li Bai always felt that he was a more powerful person than the emperor in the Tang Dynasty.

Of course Cowboy and Zhao Kuo disdain to listen to his bragging.

So the two began to discuss what to do.

Soon, the two slipped out of the small hole in the container.

But soon the cowboy was discovered.

In order to protect Zhao Kuo, he chose to stay in the rear. After a funny drama about life and death, Zhao Kuo left in tears, while the cowboy looked at the huge figure who came to arrest him and shouted to Zhao Kuo to rest assured, I will never be caught. A trap!

The scene changed again, and Chi You had already gathered all his wealth.

He was wearing a bathrobe, feeling a little happy and unhappy.

Seeing the captured cowboy, the two had a brief confrontation.

The cowboy refused to obey. Looking at this scene, Zhao Kuo made up his mind to bring in the biggest reinforcements! Then turned and left.

At this time, the three protagonists were also taken to the Forbidden City.

Chi You didn't waste any time, snatched the turtle back plate and placed it on the altar.

Then he looked up to the sky and screamed: "It's been five thousand years, and I finally got it. I want to take revenge."

The sky seemed to be responding to the situation at this time, dark clouds began to cover up, and thunder and lightning seemed to flash in the distance.

That scene made the audience gather all their energy.

People in the industry feel that a lot of money was spent on this special effect.

The rest of the audience didn't think much of it, they just wanted to see what would happen.

But soon, comedies are comedies.

Chi You used gestures to unlock the turtle's back panel for a long time, and then he said: "What's the password?"

The audience laughed wildly.

Does this thing have a password?

But people actually don’t care, it’s just fun.

Chi You immediately put the cowboy into the hourglass.

The audience laughed again.

I promised that I would not be tricked or killed.

The results proved prophetic.

Threatening the cowboy to be killed, the protagonist has no choice but to set out again and start looking for the password.

But how did he know the password?

Fortunately, my son reminded me that I could go to the great men and mathematicians of ancient times.

Wang Zhenyi immediately suggested: You can ask Zu Chongzhi!

Everyone then quickly remembered that there seemed to be many sculptures of such people in the Chinese and Western Cultural Center at the beginning, so they went there immediately.

Arrive at the Chinese and Western Cultural Center again.

Fan Chenggong met the head of Sima Qian without arms.

"Brother Qian, why are you here?"

"Who, who are you?"

It took the two of them a long time to figure out that this was not the other.

Moreover, Brother Qian has a very explosive temper. He complains all over the place that Sima Qian, who is well treated in the capital, is actually very capable!

Fan Haoran added: He still has a bad horse.

As a result, Sima Qian here became even more depressed.

Fortunately, Wang Zhenyi asked, is there anything you need us to do?

Sima Qian replied cutely in one second: Please scratch my nose, I don’t have any hands, but it itches me to death.

Then, after scratching his nose and feeling comfortable, Sima Qian regained his temper. He was as gentle and gentle as Sima Qian in the capital.

He began to translate Turtle Plate.

This is pretty much the same as the original film.

At the beginning, Sima Qian used several hieroglyphs to translate "solitude".

Then he laughed: "The hieroglyphics have been passed down to this day for thousands of years, but they have slightly changed their shape. Don't you know this?"

Fan Chenggong gave in: "We are not experts either."

Sima Qian laughed loudly, and then said seriously: "I don't know, I just gave birth, and you look at my back."

Everyone looked back and found that it was a hollowed-out bronze statue.

"You can't believe it, I have no brains." Sima Qian chuckled, "It's so cheap and saves time and effort, but it can also be said to be a work of art."

Three people: "."

Sima Qian added: "But you can go to the right and turn left. There is a man who is a great scholar!"

Everyone thanked him and hurried over.

Then I saw Chen Daomin's guest appearance as Qu Yuan.

When Chen Daomin appeared on the stage, his image blessed by light and shadow was very majestic.

And Chen Daomin has an independent temperament in everything he plays, and the scene is very pleasing to the eye.

Wang Zhenyi also introduced that this person was Qu Yuan, who was indeed a great scholar.

Everyone then stepped forward.

As a result, Qu Yuan walked up to the thinker before he could speak.

The thinker put his fist on his forehead, and when he saw Qu Yuan coming, he changed his direction, as if he didn't want to talk to Qu Yuan at all.

Qu Yuan didn't care, and said in a stylish manner: "Do you think you can escape?"

As he spoke, he looked at the thinker's nameplate: "Thinker, what are you thinking about?"

The thinker said nothing and looked a little nervous.

Chen Daomin smiled slightly: "Well, I'll give you a few questions and you can think about it."

As he spoke, he glanced at the trio: "You are the same, you can answer it, I can tell you everything I know."

Is this a level-breaking puzzle?

So thought the trio and the audience.

As a result, Qu Yuan then asked a series of mentally retarded questions:

"How does Erlangshen do eye exercises?"

"Does thunderclap discharge direct current or alternating current?"

"If a pregnant woman fights with a pregnant woman, does it count as a gang fight?"

"Is the relationship between Sun Wukong and Shitou a father-son relationship or a mother-son relationship?"

“Do I win or lose when I conquer myself?”

Threesome: (ω)!

The thinker started scratching his head.

Seeing this, Qu Yuan smiled slightly and continued to ask: "If a person commits suicide, is there one more person who commits suicide in the world? Or is there one less person who commits suicide?"

The thinker couldn't stand it anymore, so he got up and ran away, pushing away the discus thrower. The discus flew everywhere, and the thinker started hitting the wall in the distance.

Qu Yuan was very satisfied and then looked at the trio.

The trio was so frightened that they ran away.

The screen also locked onto a close-up of Qu Yuan's nameplate.

There is a production batch number on it, which is "1313".

This time the audience burst into laughter.

This is from the same batch as Zhao Kuo and Li Bai, which means that Qu Yuan is also a defective product that was harmed by Lu Ping'an.

No wonder it’s so funny!

As the scene changes, Chi You begins to enjoy modern items and enjoy the pleasure of a king who does not go to court early.

Tong Yaya, who was dancing in the Tang Palace, looked frightened at this time.

At this time, Qin Hui brought two more villains, Lu Bu and Huoyun Evil God, who were said to have been captured.

When Lu Bu saw Chi You, he shouted: "How can you live in such a depressed state for so long?"

Chi You's eyes were calm: You are a wax figure, it will break if you touch it, so you have to think carefully.