China Entertainment: Director’s happiness is so simple

"Kakaka, reset, Zhu Yilong, come here."

On the set, the familiar "click" sound sounded for the nth time.

He sounded very impatient.

How many times has this happened?

Is it the 59th time?

59 times!

A simple confessional one-man show, filmed 59 times!

It’s simply a wonder in the world!

Zhu Yilong knew that Director Lu liked to have sex many times.

But there is no such thing as 59 times!

So today, I really have to die here!

"Sorry. Sorry"

With a red face, Zhu Yilong and the crew apologized all the way and trotted to Lu Ping'an.

"Director, me."

Want to say something.

But I really don’t know what to say.

What needs to be said has already been said in the previous post.

If you repeat it, Director Lu will definitely feel that he is not sincere.

what to do?

For a moment, Zhu Yilong could only stand blankly.

At this moment, time seemed to go back more than ten years. He once again became the child who made a mistake and was scolded by the teacher. He was at a loss and could only stand aside numbly, waiting for his father to pick him up.

And Lu Ping'an is the fierce teacher.

Zhu Yilong stood with his head lowered, and Lu Pingan in front of him did not speak.

Just look at him.

The more he looked, the more desperate Zhu Yilong became.

It is said that when a person loses all patience with another person, he does not bother to say a word.

This is probably how Director Lu thinks of himself now.

Zhu Yilong's heart gradually sank.

Start accepting the worst possible outcome.

Was fired from the Lu Ping An crew.

This is probably the end of my career.

That's fine.

He has never made a name for himself.

He's not too old either, he's only 22 years old this year.

It’s totally time to change careers as soon as possible.

As for the cynicism?

If I stop doing this business, it won't have much impact.

At most, my parents will be a little sad.

But time always heals everything, right?

While thinking wildly, Lu Pingan in front of him finally spoke, and he asked: "Are you desperate?"

When Zhu Yilong heard this, he raised his head, his eyes filled with turbidity.

Then he nodded and said lifelessly: "Yeah."

Lu Pingan asked again: "If I let you leave now, what would you like to say?"

Zhu Yilong gritted his teeth, and what was supposed to come came.

But he really couldn't say anything.

Although he still didn't want to give up, he still felt that Director Lu was deliberately teasing him. After all, he felt that after performing it 70 times, there was really no progress left.

But people are guides after all.

He wanted to leave by himself, what else could he do?

Zhu Yilong then shook his head and said, "Thank you, Director Lu, for your cultivation. I accept any arrangement."

"Are you willing?"

"Um."

"Don't blame me?"

".Um."

Lu Ping'an continued to ask: "You really don't want to fight for it?"

Zhu Yilong relaxed a little this time. He smiled and replied: "Director Lu, there is no point in what I say now, is there?"

"good."

Lu Pingan nodded and said, "The ending seems to have been determined. There is really no point in saying anything."

As soon as he said these words, the last flame in Zhu Yilong's heart was completely extinguished.

Lu Ping'an then said: "Then let's make it up. We have taken 59 shots now. I don't like this number. I like round numbers. How about one more shot to make up 60 times?"

The proposal was a bit strange, but in the end, after Lu Ping'an added, "After the filming, we can get together and relax, don't worry about liquidated damages, I won't mess with you." Zhu Yilong didn't have any other ideas and walked back to his original position.

Then, it’s the same process as the previous 59 times.

Makeup artist retouches makeup, lighting and photography proofreading.

Then with a "Action".

Zhu Yilong faced the camera and read his lines skillfully, but this time, he had a temperament of no sorrow, no joy, no desire, no desire.

"According to the later records of "Chaozhou Prefecture": 'The tail star rotates like a wheel, and the flame shines in the sky. After the time expires, it is extinguished. After midnight on the third day of December in the fifth year of Wanli (1577), a star came out from the southwest, and its shape was like It was half a wheel and turned red, traveling to the northwest and disappearing. After midnight on the third day of December, I saw a star in the southwest shining like a red wheel, traveling to the northwest and disappearing.'"

"It was the flying object that brought me here. The planet I live on is named LPA183.75 by the people on earth (the little Easter egg, the abbreviation of Lu Ping'an and his height). It is a planet with an environment very similar to that of the earth."

"That's where I'm from."

"The Ming Dynasty became the Qing Dynasty, and then the Republic of China. Today, it has become New China. Hangzhou has become HZ City. Technology has finally taken a small step forward."

"Having lived here for more than four hundred years, from problems with magnetic fields and gravity to adapting to water, they have now perfectly adapted to life on Earth. All senses, including vision and hearing, are about seven times better than those on Earth."

A long line ends.

With the 60th "click" sound.

Zhu Yilong breathed a sigh of relief.

it is finally over.

Even if you feel unwilling to do so, what can you do?

As a result, Lu Pingan's voice sounded again: "Yes, it passed!"

Zhu Yilong was stunned on the spot. Before he could think more, Lu Ping'an said again: "Okay, call it a day. We'll prepare the heroine scene in the afternoon. Zhu Yilong will come over."

The entire crew immediately started moving.

Zhu Yilong also came to Lu Ping'an again in confusion, with a confused look on his face.

"Think I'm messing with you?"

Lu Pingan asked with a smile when he opened his mouth.

How to answer this.

Of course Zhu Yilong waved his hand and said, "No."

Lu Pingan didn't care, and said directly: "I'm just messing with you."

Zhu Yilong: "."

"Do you know why?"

"Why?"

"An old guy who has lived for more than 400 years not only has the vicissitudes of life in his eyes, but also has no sorrow, no joy, no desires and no desires. The only thing he wants is to see the girl before leaving, but it is just to see the girl. It’s just a sight, no other thoughts.”

Lu Pingan explained with a smile, looked at Zhu Yilong and said, "But you, your character biographies are very good, but you have the aura of winning the jackpot in your eyes. Once you gain power, you exude an aura of ambition. You can’t even press the ceiling, and even if you try your best to adjust, you can still be blinded by the camera.”

As he said that, Lu Ping'an brought up two monitors: "The left side is what you looked like when you took the 30th time. This is the best of the previous 59 times. The right side is the time just now. Take a look for yourself and compare."

Zhu Yilong looked at the screen.

Same lines, same actions.

At first glance, there is really no difference between the two versions.

But if you look carefully, you can find that the one on the right is more relaxed, and it is exactly what Director Lu said, that the temperament is calmer and thicker.

And against the one on the right, the one on the left seems to be acting at first glance.

It's amazing that the difference is so big!

"Can you see it?"

"Um."

Zhu Yilong nodded ashamedly.

But there's nothing we can do about it, because this is Lu Ping'an's crew.

It would happen to anyone else.

But soon a wave of admiration and gratitude rushed over him.

The level of road guide is really high!

And being able to temper him so patiently is really heart-warming.

Lu Pingan continued: "Remember this feeling, otherwise I won't have time to rub you 60 times next time. This method is enough if used once, but it won't work next time." (End of Chapter)