Chapter 29 ‘Surprise’

Author: Death-seeking Dürrenmatt

Chapter 29 ‘Surprise’

The milky white mutton soup has a bright luster, and smells slightly tangy, but with a clear meaty aroma. Take two hot sesame sauce biscuits, tear them apart one by one, soak them in the mutton soup, eat them with the soup, and try some of the store's secret recipe

It's hard to say that this is not an enjoyment.

Yang Mi was sitting opposite Li Suan, tearing off the hot sesame cakes one by one, while Li Suan was eating meat and drinking soup.

"I can't help it, it's inconvenient."

Li Shuan specifically showed off his left arm that was in plaster: "Did you do it, did you forget?"

Yang Mi lowered his head, hiding his murderous gaze, and continued to tear into sesame cakes: "That was all an accident! Do you really have a way?"

"any solution?"

Yang Mi raised his eyes and looked at him as if he was thinking that Li was too late.

"I remembered, Feng Criticism, change Feng Criticism, right?"

Yang Mi remained silent, but Li Suan became more energetic. How should I put it, it was like he was blatantly teasing the girl. She was uncomfortable, but she had to listen to you. She felt comfortable and it wasn't against the law.

Li Suan picked up a sesame seed cake and said, "It's just like the matter between men and women. If you had more experience..."

‘Bang!’

It was Yang Mi who smashed the table. She glared at Li Suan, obviously her tolerance for such teasing had reached its limit.

"Can you tell me the truth?"

"I'm talking."

"Can you use another metaphor?"

"This metaphor can help you understand faster."

"I thank you, but I'm getting married to my boyfriend, so I can't listen to such words. If you can say it, say it. If you can't, forget it."

How do you describe this heat?

At least she's not an enemy anymore. This girl is hiding her sword in a smile towards her enemies, but she's already treated her coldly.

Li Suan's face turned cold: "Do you think I'm bullying you?"

"Yes, and it's because of my dad!"

When it comes to quarrels, whoever is rational will suffer the consequences. If you like to think about the other person scolding you or something, you will usually suffer internal injuries. But if you just focus on your emotions, you often don't care at all about how the other person scolds you.

"If you don't want to bully me today, thank you, but please communicate in a civilized way. There are many more appropriate and respectful metaphors, why did you choose this..."

Li Suan asked: "What is this?"

Yang Mi glared: "Such a disgusting one!"

"Okay, can I just use the scientific name?"

Yang Mi said nothing.

Li Shuan thought for a while: "The threshold for negative speech by Homo sapiens depends on its own living environment, the channels for receiving information, and the familiarity with a single target. When this threshold reaches the critical point, two observation results will usually be produced.

, one is disgust, and the other is because the stimulation brought by negative remarks has broadened their relevant thresholds. At this time, when another kind of negative remarks occurs..."

"enough!"

Yang Mi looked at Li Suan, and the anger in his heart could no longer be concealed by his acting skills. He could not win even if he talked or scolded, so he simply lay down on the table... and howled.

I have to say that this howl is quite useful. Even if Li is shameless, many people among the people eating breakfast are already thinking about this scumbag story. Coupled with Yang Mi's slim figure,

With a fairly pleasant cry, Li Suan had already gained a lot of hostility from male animals.

"Okay, ah, okay."

Li Suan stretched out his only available hand to pull Yang Mi away, but Yang Mi seemed to have been greatly wronged and could not be coaxed.

Li Suan thought for a while, then leaned closer and said, "Do you understand, No Ji Tai Lai?"

This word really worked, at least she stopped crying. She put on the toad glasses and mask again, raised her head, calmed down her emotions, and looked at Li Suan.

"make it clear."

Li was not amused anymore: "They say you are a little girl, so you have to think of yourself as a gangster. They say you betrayed the master, so just say that you have done something to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors before.

Excessive stimulation, understand? Let your public relations team follow those black fans to spread rumors. The bigger the better, the more unbelievable the better... Yes, let’s say your feet are smelly. It’s so smelly that it makes people doubt their lives until those fans are convinced.

If you and passers-by themselves doubt the authenticity of the rumors, you will have the most precious moat in the traffic era, a strong fan with psychological immunity."

Li Suan continued to drink soup and cakes, while Yang Mi, who was wearing toad glasses, was thinking that if he really followed Li Suan's ideas, it might be a mess for a while, but in the long run...

Li Suan added: "Remember, if you really have any dark history that cannot be seen by others, this is a good time to expose it. Not only will you be flooded with a lot of black information that is difficult to distinguish between true and false, but you will also be reported if you make mistakes in the future.

, so no one cares.”

Li Suan's words successfully aroused Yang Mi's hostility. She gave Li Suan a hard look and walked out with the phone.

Li Suan was unmoved, because the day's plan lies in the morning, and the most important thing is breakfast.

This public relations method later had a scientific name, but Li Shuan couldn't remember it clearly. He once had a girlfriend he had been dating for two months who was an Internet celebrity. This set of operating methods has been compiled by the group of public relations people.

A volume has been published, in which most of the original analysis materials come from Yang Mi.

After finishing his meal, Li Suan stood up, stretched his waist and walked out.

Purely natural and pollution-free celebrities only exist in this era. When these public relations, communication, plastic surgery, etc. are compiled into books, celebrities and Internet celebrities have become commodities on the assembly line. They are not only gold and jade.

Outside, even the inner walls are painted white and flawless.

But when a bunch of pure white dolls stand in front of you, even if they are flirting and posing, they will not arouse any desire in you. It is not like it is purely natural. Pulling out the radish will definitely bring out the mud. It is in line with the laws of nature and it just illustrates human nature.

Not perfect.

This made Li Suan feel that even if he had all the five poisons, he was still a human being.

After leaving the door, Li Suan saw Yang Mi making a phone call not far away. He couldn't see his expression clearly, but he could also feel the joy in his words.

Li Suan raised his head and looked at the sky. This era is the end of the natural star. In less than four years, he will wait for Internet celebrities to rise from the field of live streaming, wait for idols to be exposed on various stages, and wait for their return from Korea.

traffic star, officially launching the next round of investment in the Chinese film and television industry...

Only a very few people will realize that this abnormal prosperity on the surface has brought about the value of money first. This value will be integrated into every corner of the industry, and with the communication attributes of the entertainment industry, it will completely change this society and make this society

The long night, just one step away from dawn, is longer and darker than imagined.

"Let's go."

Li Suan pulled away from his thoughts and looked at Yang Mi, whose tone was cheerful. He was still young after all, and could be coaxed so easily.

"Do you really want to get married?" Li Suan asked.

Yang Mi was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Yes, he hasn't proposed yet, but he should be soon."

"Aren't you afraid?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"Afraid of meeting someone who is unkind, afraid of appearing to be loyal, afraid of..." Luminous Script.

Li Shuan didn't say it out loud. He liked the girl Yang Mi, but wanting to date and get married was a kind of liking. Wanting to have sex and take advantage could also be a kind of liking.

The former may have a sense of responsibility, but the latter is better for itself.

Yang Mi was curious: "What?"

"I'm afraid I'm too stupid." Li Suan said.

"I am in a good mood today, so I won't argue with you. Come with me and go shopping." After Yang Mi finished speaking, he walked to his car.

Li Suan said with a sad face: "You don't have to work? Besides, I'm still like this, can you have the heart to ask me to carry a bag with you?"

"You are quite enlightened."

Yang Mi smiled and said: "Don't worry, you don't need to carry the bag. I think your mobile phone is too old, so I want to buy you one. After all, you are also a preliminary partner of Jiaxing. Think of it as a company benefit."

She turned back to look at Li Suan, who was not moving, with a look on her face: "Are you going or not?"

Li Suan smiled. Although he had not known this girl for a long time, he could still feel her energy...

"Go, of course you don't have to spend money on me. Let's make an agreement first. You can buy me things, but I won't sign anything!"

Yang Mi didn't react after hearing this and just drove.

Come on, isn’t this just about eating soft food instead of hard food?

soft?

Soft, she knows how to do it!

Newbies, new books, everything they need

(End of chapter)

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