China entertainment good man biography

Chapter 67 ‘Doctor’

Author: Death-seeking Dürrenmatt

Chapter 67 ‘Doctor’

The Bible for Scumbags says that a qualified scumbag should be aware of a girl before she commits herself to him, and refuse such good things that come to his door, because once he loses the initiative on this issue, his martial arts skills will be useless at first, and worse at worst.

Then he will die.

According to Li Suan's understanding, there are two main reasons why the girl came to his door.

You have thought about it, believed in it, loved it, or you have compromised, given up, given up on yourself, or given up on everything.

The former is a donation, the latter is a request, and the methods of handling them are completely different.

But at this time, Li Shuan was not going to think about any tactical and strategic issues. Since Yang Mi had this intention, of course he had to perform well, but when he finally sent away the lady at the front desk, he hugged Yang Mi and prepared to have a superb French wet session.

The kiss came naturally... He couldn't breathe.

Yang Mi was obviously emotional, but Li Shu couldn't hold it in any longer and found that his nose was stuffed.

"Just wait for me for a while."

This is the shame of Li's thirty-four years as a scumbag, because he has never stuffed his nose at this time.

What you need to be a scumbag is not just "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian", you also need to have understanding, because time does not listen to your sweet words. There are 18-year-old girls every year, how can there be so few 18-year-old scumbags?

When he was not busy, Li Suan was also in good health. With the foundation he had honed in his youth, he was still a victorious general in the Fengyue Field... unless, of course, those little girls deliberately deceived him.

"Would you like to rest for a while?"

Looking at Yang Mi's concerned eyes, Li Suan felt like he had received a loud slap in the face.

Take a break?

Have a rest!

He rushed forward again, pressing Yang Mi under him. The experience of being a scumbag in his previous life has been embedded in his bones. Kissing is a necessary means to arouse love. It can make the girl wrap her hands around your neck. The initial physical contact should not be too excessive.

, because it will arouse the girl's vigilance. You must do it step by step and don't make any rash steps!

East Asian women have a fixed process for facing this kind of thing!

'Shush'

Li Suan couldn't hold on anymore. He blew heavy breath on Yang Mi's face, and still said to her: "Wait for me for a while, wait for me for two minutes."

Yang Mi said: "How about we wait and see? You seem to have a fever..."

"I'm fine!"

Li Suan interrupted, "I have absolutely no problem. Just wait while I find some paper..."

After getting the paper, Li Suan encountered his first immediate problem. It was okay for him and Yang Mi to wipe their noses in front of each other, but it was definitely not okay for them to do something before they were done.

Now there is a choice, go to the bathroom, but there is no dry and wet separation in this room. The bathroom and toilet are connected together. He is going to wipe his nose, but he cannot let Yang Mi mistakenly think that he is going to the toilet. That would be too embarrassing.

It ruins the mood and the atmosphere.

Li Shuan has always been a scumbag who would leave roses before leaving without saying goodbye. Just like Yang Mi has a mysophobia, he always felt that since Yang Mi was not his assistant, he had been a scumbag for thirty-four years.

Experience, why not leave Yang Mi with a perfect first experience?

As long as the first experience is perfect, there will be so many benefits that cannot be said!

Li Suan had an idea. He hugged Yang Mi's face and kissed her hard. He said "wait for me a moment" and then turned around and walked out the door.

After closing the door, wipe your nose hard!

A scumbag doesn't need to pay attention to his image before he conquers a girl, but this is the last step. He must be a modest gentleman. The former is for easy pursuit, and the latter is for easy escape. They are like precision watch parts. You can't make a mistake in one step.

!

Just because he wants to be a good person in this life, that would be even more wrong. On a grander scale, this may be the curtain call for his scumbag art!

After planning the specific process, Li Suan knocked on the door again. He decided not to kiss me. Isn't his nose blocked? Let's kiss the neck, collarbone and shoulders. You can breathe there!

There was no heating in the hotel corridor, and a gust of cold wind blew through, as if blowing directly into Li Suan's bones.

The cold wind made him a little dizzy, but it was okay, he was still awake.

Yang Mi took advantage of Li Suan to go out and turned the air conditioner to maximum and closed the window. She took off her thick coat and listened to Li Suan's knock on the door. She was ready to face the most important moment in her life.

She calmed down her emotions, unbuttoned her jeans, and opened the door. She could feel the cold wind blowing in from outside the house, and Li Suan could feel the hot wind blowing from inside the house, but Yang Mi's figure attracted his attention.

Note that with the decoration of that slim-fitting woolen sweater, it can definitely ignite a fire in winter.

Moreover, in order to facilitate Li Suan, she unbuttoned her slim-fitting jeans and hung them halfway around her waist?

Li Suan looked at everything in front of him and felt that the natural light refracted from Yang Mi's body made him feel dizzy and make him want to vomit.

Li Shuan had given up a little at this time. If you said that Yang Mi would do it by himself, that would be such a scumbag.

He said shamefully: "I feel a little uncomfortable. Go back to the room first and take a shower. You can wait for me."

Yang Mi seemed to be a little disappointed and nodded, her face became even redder, and she said, "Wait for me."

Then she returned to the house and found what Li Suan had told her about in her bag...it was a box of small umbrellas, made by Durex.

Looking at the box of Durex, Li Suan slowly looked at Yang Mi and muttered: "Fairy."

grass.

Li Shuan knew it was over as soon as he heard this. He was not a man who could bear it after being aroused to this extent. He entered the door, closed the door, hugged Yang Mi and started to chew... until his hot forehead was pressed against Yang Mi.

The skin was so hot that Yang Mi shivered.

"Are you okay?"

"It's okay."

"No, why is your head so hot?"

"I'm fine!"

"Something's wrong with you! You can even pancake on your head!"

Yang Mi pushed Li Suan away, and went to check his physical condition without bothering to hide his shame. Not only was there pancakes on his head, but his eyes were also burned and blurred.

"Li Suan? Li Suan?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm fine, I just need to take a nap, just take a nap."

"Do you have to go to the hospital?"

"No, please turn on the air conditioner. It's too cold in this room..."

Li Suan fell asleep while mumbling, and Yang Mi looked at Li Suan who seemed to be asleep. This situation was quite embarrassing and worrying. She quickly went to the bedside and picked up the phone: "Hello, I'm here, I'm here

Seems like a doctor is needed..."

After being blocked once, I thought I had passed Qidian's key review, but it turned out not to be the case, so I deleted an excessive description and continued coding at 2 o'clock in the next chapter.

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