China Entertainment King of Science Fiction
Chapter 29: Cheng Siyao's Sausage Cutting Theory
Chapter 29 Cheng Xieyao's Theory of Cutting Sausages
"Don't you always call yourself a theoretical romance scientist? If you give me some advice, how can you hint him to dispel the next offensive without hurting neighborhood relations?"
Cheng Jieyao rolled her eyes: "Okay, based on my rich knowledge of emotional relationship between men and women, you are now in the passive position below."
“…”
"If you say it wrong, it is the passive position of the downwind."
“…Where is the passive?”
"The mouth of eating people is soft, but the hands of taking people are short!"
Sister Cheng looked at her thoughtful cousin and sighed: "Oh, think about it, I have already invited you two meals, and it's not an ordinary treat, but I'm cooking to treat you myself. What a favor this is? Who is the normal neighbor like this? Even if you don't know what your surname is, is it a normal neighbor relationship? You eat it all now, and then say that we have a normal neighbor relationship, don't have any inappropriate thoughts about me. Sister, think about it, what are your behaviors? Is it a bit like... like that... to catch a girl?"
Seeing Tang Xin want to refute, Cheng Jieyao decided not to give the enemy a chance to breathe: "Sister, don't refute it first. You must think, isn't it just two meals? It's not an lv bag, how much is worth? Alas, this is the bitter fruit of not dating in college. Do you know what the sausage tactic is?"
"I know the sausage tactics, what does it have to do with treating me to dinner?"
What am I talking about?
Each person and the dog were stunned for a moment, and then they reacted.
Qiqi glanced at Tang Xin, looking a little scared, and pulled Chen Jingxing into circles.
"My cousin has morning class tomorrow, so I went back today. After finishing my meal, why don't you go back soon? I have to work overtime to write a channel operation report."
The distant south.
Tang Xin: "??? Where did you go for the cold day?"
"What's more than 10 million? Your movie is so profitable? I saw the Internet saying that this movie didn't go to the cinema? Is it so much money if I didn't go to the cinema?"
"Didn't you watch the online reviews of movies? Movies are good-looking, and you can make money if you enter the cinema or not. You have to believe in your son's talent and ability. I will still make movies that can earn hundreds of millions or billions in the future. You must accept reality early and don't be shocked again in the future. This million is your pocket money, take time to take a driver's license, buy a car each, go out for more travel after holidays, and don't want to take students, and then retire early. Our family will not be short of money in the future."
"That's all up to you. If there is any progress, I will notify my aunt as soon as possible."
After "The Comet" was released, Chen Jingxing was preparing to gradually "disclose" his wealth to his family. After seven years of high school, Jinyi could not walk at night. He had rich and closest family members, but he didn't know that it was meaningless no matter how much money he had, he would have to repay his parents' grace as soon as possible.
Qiqi:...I didn't understand.
"Really? You didn't lie to me?"
Chen Jingxing leaned against the head of the bed, touching Qiqi's big butt with one hand and holding a cell phone with the other.
Tang's mother put down the phone, looked at Tang's father who was there to take care of the flowers and plants, and complained: "You really don't understand these children. When I was in high school, I kept not allowing them to fall in love early. She gave you a love relationship. When I went to college, I wanted her to fall in love, but she stopped talking. If you talk, there would be no time to worry."
"What's going on? You don't know beforehand. You suddenly came to a text message saying that one million and two hundred thousand more were added in the card, which scared you and your dad to death."
“…”
"Okay, my aunt is very relieved to you... What does it mean that you just said that your sister has never had a conversation in high school? Your sister has been in love in high school?"
"A million is more than one million? The copyright of "Comet" is sold for more than 10 million at home and abroad, and it's a drizzle."
Chen Jingxing didn't look at Tang Xin's cheeks, and put on his dog clothes and dog chains: "Okay, my master doesn't want you today. Just live there tonight. Don't lick, don't lick. Qiqi knows that I'm going to go far soon, right? I haven't seen me for more than a month, so I'm reluctant to let me go, right? Alas, dogs are indeed more emotional than humans."
"...Auntie, there is no such thing as this horoscope. I can't tell you too much, I can only say that my sister has a very unpositive attitude."
Cheng Jieyao looked at her sister, revealing a teaching--"It's this truth, what is this? It's called reciprocity! What kind of relationship is reciprocity? Isn't it the relationship between friends and neighbors? Only lovers have unconditional dedication and dedication. Normal colleagues, friends and neighbors must be reciprocity. If you return this favor, it is equivalent to you invisibly forcing him to take a step back and positioning the relationship between you two as the relationship between friends and neighbors. Smart people can know what you mean."
"This is called the sausage tactic. It means using Xiaoen Xiaohui. I ask you for a WeChat message, call you in the evening, go with you after class, invite you to watch when playing basketball. If you are in debt, you are embarrassed to refuse these small things. Just cut them down one by one, just use this sausage to block your mouth that refuses whenever he goes further. Boil a frog in this warm water. When you are trapped in it, it will be difficult to push him away. This is the beauty of the sausage tactic. It will naturally not work when encountering a scumbag girl. Anyway, Xiaoen Xiaohui is not worth much money and has little initial investment. However, when encountering a decent, pure, kind and thin-skinned girl like you, this is the most cost-effective angel investment."
The gas tank with the Elizabeth circle suddenly rushed out of the bedroom pig.
"Oh, I'm her sister, how can I not care about it? I will definitely do my best and I will try my best to remind her."
"Qiqi! Let's take you down for a walk!"
He finally turned Qiqi, who was angry with Tang Xin, to his home, with the excuse of "I will leave the capital soon and fly to the northwest uninhabited area of ice and snow to shoot a movie, so let Qiqi accompany me all night." Tang Xin cursed Qiqi secretly and said nothing but had no choice but to agree.
"Oh, no matter how much you care about it, she will feel it, right?"
Tang Ma sat down and said, "Didn't that ask her? She insisted on staying in the capital and taking care of her life, and she couldn't take care of her. She couldn't comfort her when she encountered setbacks when she was not happy. If she didn't say anything, you wouldn't know. If she got married in the future, we wouldn't be able to support her. I really regret not tying her back."
"Auntie, don't worry too much. It's not that my sister has talked about in high school. She just spent the past few years on her career and didn't understand it for a while."
Dad Tang sighed, "She is still young. Now she is busy with her career. Her mortgage loan is 15,000 yuan a month. I feel heart trembling just thinking about it. Whoever opens her eyes and will be in a debt of 500 yuan a day. Can you be in a mood to fall in love? Or we are not capable. We paid off all our money by collecting a down payment. If we want to reduce the burden, we can't get the real money. I want to say, don't urge me anymore. The child is under a lot of pressure, so don't put pressure on me."
Qiqi: "Woooooooooooooo..."
"Oh, what's that boy's name? Which unit is working? Where is the household registration? What's the family conditions?"
"It's certain, don't worry, with me here, my sister is just around the corner."
"Sister, think about it, how did he get your WeChat account? Didn't he just help you to have a dog? How much is it worth a dog? Is it worth an lv bag? Is it worth a meal? Or twice, it is naturally not worth much money, but it is not emotionally small, and it is not easy to quantify. He took a small step forward in the relationship between the two of you through these two meals. Will you refuse? He will not use these two meals to threaten you, but you are burdened by favors. This is called a gentleman bullying him. If you go forward one step, you are embarrassed to refuse, then take another step forward, two steps, and three steps until you reach you, there is no distance in the middle."
"...Auntie, I've just returned to school from my sister. I haven't charged for a day and my phone is almost out of power. I'll hang up first."
Chen Jingxing: I am not talking about it.
Seeing that Tang Xin had fallen into philosophical thinking, Cheng Jieyao added another fire: "How to crack the sausage tactic? The best way is to eliminate him in the bud. If he lets you owe you favors, you will repay the favors, so that he will not have the chance to use the small favors to threaten you with a small favor and give in step by step."
...
"Oh, I know your sister, too. I'll poke it and move it. She's probably not using it. Sister Yao, your task is very heavy. You have to beat the drums next to you. In this way, my aunt will add another 200 to you for your monthly allowance."
"Although you didn't take the meal by yourself, I'm still very satisfied with it because you drove your cousin back to school for this meal."
"What kind of driver's license test or what kind of car to buy? The school is opposite our house. You are less than five minutes away from work. You kid, you can't spend money when you have money. Don't buy useless things. We will save this money for you and won't move a penny."
Tang Xin’s cousin Cheng Sister Yao is on the phone.
"...Sister, are you planning to cross the river and destroy the bridge? I'm not going to cover you in front of my aunt."
"It makes sense, Sister Yao, I didn't expect that your relationship knowledge is quite reliable. Could it be obtained from practice?"
...
Chen Jingxing looks like a foodie commenting on new Michelin restaurants.
"Qiqi, did you suffer today? Let me see, is the Black Pearl gone? The master is so cruel. Qiqi is wronged and doesn't cry. Let's go downstairs to run and smell the Black Pearl that is still alive. Don't be sad."
Tang Xin suddenly realized: "So what you mean is to ask me to invite him a few meals? Have you returned the favor?"
Tang Xin: "...If you go out, don't come back!"
"Ah, I thought you were going to wait for me to wash the dishes together. OK, I'll go back."
"I said it before? Didn't I send it on WeChat and want to transfer some money to you?"
"A new era independent women like you, if a boy wants to buy you a bag directly, can you accept it? You definitely don't accept it, but will treat you to a meal make it easier for you to accept it? Or cook it yourself. The value of the money is naturally not worth mentioning and will not cause you to be disgusted, but the moral and emotional value is difficult to estimate."
“…Yes, you mean to transfer some money, is more than one million a little money?”
"That's it." Teacher Chen also squeezed to the phone to instruct: "We don't understand. The Internet is very convenient now, and it's easy to check anything. You make nine out of ten movies, and you will lose money when you succeed once. If you succeed, you will start to be upset? If you really have too much money, you will get the money to us. Your mother and I will save it for you. When you fail in the box office of filming in the future, this money can also be paid back to you, so that you will not be collected from others in the future. The list of dishonest people will be announced. If one day, your mother and I have been decent and old face for decades, it will be gone."
Tang Xin: “…”
Tang Xin was considering any excuses to take back what he said just now.
Teacher Yang and Teacher Chen were shocked together.
...
"Woom!"
"Auntie, you are my dear aunt. Can I lie to you?"
Central University of Finance and Economics, dormitory building.
“…”
"Okay, you guys save it. I'm calling now. I'll hang up the work first."
Chen Jingxing, who was covered in a dark face, answered Xu Wenshen's call.
"Mr. Chen, Netflix Hua Guo just called me and said "Comet" is about to be launched on Netflix."
(End of this chapter)
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