Chinese medicine doctor Xu Yang

As soon as these words came out, even the camera in Chen Xia's hand couldn't help shaking. Fortunately, it was anti-shake, otherwise the picture would be unreadable.

And Ma Bo's expression gradually became brighter.

The few people they came were all dumbfounded.

Especially the two female classmates at the back covered their mouths and started laughing.

Ma Bo's roommate, on the other hand, couldn't hold it back at all and burst into laughter immediately.

Ma Bo's face turned green: "You...you...don't talk nonsense...I...I didn't!"

Xu Yang shook his head.

Zhang Ke couldn't help it, she joked: "Oh, young people are so energetic now."

Ma Bo almost went crazy: "I...I...I didn't."

Chen Xia also looked at Xu Yang with some surprise. He pointed the camera at Xu Yang's face and asked, "You...how did you know?"

Several other medical students who came with him were also stunned after laughing. Yes, how did he know? He didn't ask anything just now, he just took his pulse. So powerful?

Even Ma Bo himself came to his senses and looked at Xu Yang in shock.

Zhang Ke looked at Xu Yang, his beautiful eyes sparkling. It was indeed Xu Yang. He didn't even ask any questions. He calmed down the people who were looking for trouble as soon as he took action.

Xu Yang asked the fat boy Ma Bo: "Do you want your classmates to avoid it?"

Ma Bo was stunned: "Why do you want to avoid it?"

Xu Yang said: "No matter what your purpose is, when you get here and register, you will be my patient. We need to protect the patient's privacy, so... how about we go to the clinic inside to chat?"

Ma Bo's expression suddenly froze.

His roommate was the first to tease: "Dabo, don't you have something to hide?"

"I don't have that," Marble argued. "I'm healthy in every way."

Ma Bo said to Xu Yang: "Don't fool me, I won't believe your Chinese medicine doctors! If you go inside, I think you have a guilty conscience. Don't you want to coerce me inside?"

Xu Yang was immediately speechless.

Ma Bo said: "I'm just watching here. If you see something, just say it. There's no need to hide it. Just treat them as my family members. I don't have to avoid them."

Xu Yang asked: "Are you sure?"

"Yeah!" Ma Bo nodded heavily. He didn't believe that Xu Yang could tell anything. He touched here and looked there without asking anything. He could tell something.

As for him watching a small movie with two or three people acting in it, what kind of boy's dormitory doesn't watch this kind of thing?

What kind of medicine is this?

Chinese medicine is a big liar!

Ma Bo snorted lightly and saw through all Xu Yang's tricks at a glance!

Xu Yang shook his head and said, "Okay, then I'll just tell you?"

Ma Bo said: "You see something, just say it!"

Xu Yang said: "Your pulse is a thin and weak pulse. A heavy pulse controls internal syndrome, and a thin pulse controls both deficiency and dampness. "Pin Hu Pulseology" says, 'Thin pulses are lingering and blood qi is weak, and all kinds of deficiency and strain damage the seven emotions. If the moisture does not invade the waist and kidneys, it will damage the essence and cause sweating.'"

"It is also said that if the inch is small, you should know that vomiting is frequent, and the abdomen is distended and the stomach is empty. If the ruler touches the Dantian, it must be cold and diarrhea, and the sperm number is off Yin." I just checked the three parts of your Cun Guanchi, especially the left ruler. Thin. Thinness on the left side indicates dysentery, nocturnal emission, and semen."

"You have a small and weak pulse, which mainly manifests as spleen and kidney yang and qi deficiency. Symptoms include palpitations, shortness of breath, spontaneous sweating, fatigue, diarrhea, yang, impotence, soreness and weakness of the waist and knees, etc."

Ma Bo was dumbfounded, especially the last two words.

The other students also looked brighter.

Chen Xia, who was holding the camera, was also stunned for a moment. It felt like it was big news.

Ma Bo immediately argued: "I don't have it. These pulses of yours are all fake and made up by your imagination. This is the pulse, this is the circulation of blood... You are talking nonsense!"

Ma Bo was anxious.

Xu Yang said calmly: "Whether I am talking nonsense or not, you know best, because the disease is on you."

Ma Bo was startled.

Chen Xia hurriedly asked: "Doctor Xu, can you tell this just by checking your pulse?"

Xu Yang said: "Of course it's not just about feeling the pulse. His tongue is pale and tender purple, with thin and white coating. Symptoms include aversion to cold and cold limbs, impotence, premature ejaculation, dizziness and tinnitus, frequent urination, soreness and weakness in the waist and knees, and mental fatigue!"

Marble was stunned.

Chen Xia was also stunned.

Xu Yang pointed to his cheekbones: "The kidney area is near the cheekbones. The complexion is dark and gray-brown, which indicates long-term sexual fatigue."

Ma Bo subconsciously reached out to block his cheekbones.

Xu Yang continued: "Dark eyelids are mostly due to kidney deficiency."

Ma Bo shook his hand again and reached up to touch his eyes.

Xu Yang added: "The human philtrum is gray and dull, dull and dull. It mainly refers to deficiency and coldness of kidney qi, which is more common in yang and impotence."

Ma Bo was completely stunned.

Xu Yang said: "Of course it is impossible to determine the disease syndrome based on one thing alone. Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to the four diagnosis and combination of ginseng when treating diseases. It cannot be neglected. Today, all the symptoms are clear. It is caused by working hard during sex, which is too harmful to the kidneys. Since he has never had a girlfriend, I guess it is Solve it yourself."

"How about it? If you do this set of examinations in the hospital, it will probably cost several hundred yuan. I only need 20 yuan here, and I can still get medical insurance. Is it too expensive?"

Ma Bo blushed: "I...I...I..."

Zhang Ke interrupted: "It's boring if you refuse to admit it. This classmate, you don't have the energy to take pictures, right?"

Several people turned to look at Ma Bo.

If there was a crack in the ground, Ma Bo really wanted to get into it. He couldn't live without him. The key was that there were two female classmates who came with him.

He felt that instead of treating his kidney deficiency first, he needed to see a psychiatrist first!

At this moment, four big words came to his mind.

"Public execution!"

Xu Yang shook his head slightly and said: "Don't worry, it won't affect your finding a girlfriend. There is no evidence of kidney deficiency, it's all deficiency syndrome. Men basically have some kidney deficiency."

"Huh?" Ma Bo's roommate and Chen Xia suddenly looked strange. The man would not admit that he was weak!

Ma Bo was also a little surprised. He didn't expect Xu Yang to speak for him.

Xu Yang said: "You are still young, so you need to know how to exercise restraint. After restraining yourself for a period of time, you will slowly get better. Eat less cold things. If you take medicine, you will get better faster."

Ma Bo didn't know what to say for a moment.

His roommate came over again and whispered: "Hey, Da Bo, is the bottle of medicine with the label torn off on your table Liuwei Dihuang Pills?"

Ma Bo gasped, he wanted to beat this bastard to death!

Chen Xia also looked back. Isn't Ma Bo a bad Chinese medicine practitioner? Why are you still taking Chinese medicine?

Zhang Ke also shook his head helplessly.

Xu Yang said: "You took the wrong medicine. Liuwei Dihuang Pills are for kidney yin deficiency. You have kidney yang deficiency and kidney essence loss, so you took the wrong medicine."

Ma Bo was stunned: "Really?"

His roommate yelled: "Holy crap, is that bottle really Liuwei Dihuang Pills?"

Ma Bo was anxious: "I'm going to kill you and silence you."

Ma Bo raised his fist and wanted to beat this bastard to death.

His roommate quickly dodged, but when he dodged, he yelled: "Ouch."

Then he covered his waist.

Xu Yang looked at it and said, "This classmate, it seems that you also have a problem with your waist."

His roommate's face suddenly turned green: "I don't have one!"