Chinese scientific researchers, the whole country is rushing towards the stars and the sea

The Chinese Academy of Sciences announced: China is scheduled to land on the moon at 12 o'clock on December 31, 2022, and it will be broadcast live to the world.

The message, which was so simple that it added up to only 34 words including punctuation marks, made headlines as soon as it was released.

What is the world's first holographic movie "The Wandering Earth" released during the Spring Festival, what Chen Xiao, the former chairman of the Entertainment Association, was sentenced to 15 years, what caress Niangniang Huaguo fell into the sea, and what fruit mobile phone new product launch conference ......

All of them were trampled under the feet of this sudden news.

Huaguo's network has exploded again.

Collar.

"Damn! I'm going to go to the moon! It's amazing my country!" (excited)"

"After 50 years, it's us Chinese who have landed on the moon again!" (Niu Tou) (beer) (Niu Tou) (beer) "

I remember that I didn't say that I planned to land on the moon in 2030, why was it suddenly four years ahead of schedule? "

The first reaction when I saw the news was that I had crossed, and when I opened the calendar, I knew that the white horse was happy, but I still had a (like) (scattering flowers)

for the motherland" "The news is too sudden, let me drink a glass of 82-year-old mineral water to slow down." "

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JRS Community.

"U1S1, eight years ahead of schedule, does

the Chinese Academy of Sciences have any misunderstanding about the moon landing?" "Is there any misunderstanding about the Chinese Academy of Sciences upstairs, I am not sure that I dare to say global live broadcast, I am very optimistic .JPG

" "That is! The lighthouse landed on the moon more than fifty years ago, and we can't be further behind than the lighthouse fifty years ago

, right?" "You're right, we are really so far behind, even more than fifty years."

"Fifty years behind? You traveled back in the last century, the lighthouse didn't dare to say that, holograms understand. I don't agree with .JPG

" "Don't move holograms!" Huaguo's holograms are only the first generation, and the lighthouses are already the third generation. "

YOU SHOULD TAKE IT OUT AND SELL IT

, .JPG" "BESIDES, WHY DOESN'T THE LIGHTHOUSE LAND ON THE MOON NOW, BECAUSE THE LIGHTHOUSE SCIENTISTS ARE SURE THAT THERE IS NO BENEFIT TO LANDING ON THE MOON, IT IS JUST A WASTE

OF MONEY AND MONEY!" "DO SCIENTISTS HAVE A MAINSTREAM .JPG" "CAN YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES CHEN MOJI?"

"NO, BUT - I HAVE THE TRUTH .JPG" "I

STUDY THE MOON FOUR BILLION .JPG

"

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Forced.

Question: What do you think of the announcement of the Chinese Academy of Sciences on the moon landing three days after the announcement (December 31, 2022)?

Gao Zan: Thank you for the invitation, I am in the lighthouse, and I just got off the plane. I have a friend who has been working at NASA for 20 years, and I just called him and asked him, and you will never know how he answered.

The people who formulated the lunar landing plan of the Chinese Academy of Sciences did not understand even the most basic common sense.

Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's give everyone a bit of science.

What is the window period?

First of all, we often say that the Moon is 380,000 kilometers away from the Earth.

In fact, this is a wrong statement, and the correct statement should be that the closest distance between the Moon and the Earth is 380,000 kilometers, and the farthest distance is 400,000 kilometers.

The so-called window period is the time point of the near moon.

The time chosen by the Chinese Academy of Sciences for the moon landing is not only not the perilunar point, but also the apogee lunar point.

Don't underestimate the extra 20,000 kilometers, which means carrying more fuel and facing more dangers.

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To sum up, the reason why the Chinese Academy of Sciences chose this time to land on the moon is just for the sake of gifts.

If

you don't believe it, you can go to the Internet to take a look, this is the consensus of everyone, and no one thinks that Huaguo's moon landing will be successful! By the way, don't

send me Chen Mo's emojis.

Scientists really have mainstream!

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As Gao Zan replied, the Internet almost all sang about the Chinese moon landing.

Lighthouse netizen: Hahaha, Hua Guo actually chose to land on the moon at the far moon point, and I will live on this joke for the rest of my life!

Pakistan Railway Netizen: Emotionally, I hope that Hua Guo will succeed in landing on the moon, but reason tells me that Hua Guo is really wrong this time.

A San netizen: This is not the Pakistani Railway that I know, don't you only call Hua Guo brothers good? Pakistan Railway

Netizen: No matter how wrong Hua Guo is, it is stronger than you A San, they at least dare to try, have you ever tried?

A San netizen: I'm sorry, next year we A San will go to the moon, but it's just near the moon!

Mud bombardment netizen: Hua Guo wants to make a big news at the end of the year, but it accidentally becomes a joke for people all over the world.

Nanbang netizens: If Huaguo's moon landing team were Nanbang people, they would never choose this wrong time, wrong place, and make the wrong decision.

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A research institute of the lighthouse.

The old person in charge impatiently threw the report of Huaguo's moon landing to the ground.

"Don't show me this kind of false mentally retarded intelligence. The

assistant explained to him as he picked up the report.

"Sir, this is true, the official Weibo of the Chinese Academy of Sciences personally released it, and the major official media in China have also reprinted it. The

old man smiled dumbly.

"Is the Chinese Academy of Sciences in the water in the brain, and chose to land on the moon at the far moon?"

"Maybe, but I prefer that Huaguo will not be untargeted, and with their technical level, it can actually be done." "

I know their technology can go to the moon, but why choose the apogee?"

"For propaganda. "

Propaganda?" the

old man looked at his assistant puzzled.

"That's right, it's propaganda. The

assistant nodded solemnly.

"After all, we were the first country to land on the moon, and it was more than 50 years ago, if Hua Guo landed on the moon according to the normal path, it would not show how strong he is now.

"There's some truth to that. The

old man nodded approvingly.

"So, they chose the apogee so that they could create a new world first, like Chang'e landed on the far side of the moon.

"Sir is right, I think that's what Hua Guo really thinks. While there are some risks and a lot of wasted fuel, it's all worth it.

"It's really worth it so that they can come out of our shadows. The

old man tapped lightly on the table.

"Huaguo is really not worry-free. The

assistant laughed again.

"But rest assured, sir, they will not succeed. The

old man looked up at him.

"Why?

"A few days ago, our scientists used the most advanced astronomical telescopes to observe a space meteorite between the Earth and the Moon, which happened to block Huaguo's lunar landing route. The

assistant smiled brightly.

"If the Chinese spacecraft avoided the meteorite, they would have to change orbit several times, which would consume a lot of fuel, and even if they could reach the moon, they would not be able to come back. The

old man clapped his hands excitedly.

"There is such a thing? God help me! Hua Guo doesn't know about the existence of

that space meteorite, right?" "I dare to assure you that they don't have such equipment, and in the style of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, if a space meteorite is found, it will definitely be announced to the outside world as soon as possible."

"Then let God bless them for the moon landing spacecraft to discover that space meteorite." The

old man smiled when he heard this.