Chinese scientific researchers, the whole country is rushing towards the stars and the sea

Netizens in the live broadcast room identified the Feitian No. 1 scam.

Even if it crashed into more than a dozen NASA satellites one after another, no one believed it.

"Damn, hit a NASA satellite! The Chinese Academy of Sciences can't do research, but writing a script is first-class.

"I was going to retreat, and I can watch it for a while if I hit the satellite."

"I'm invincible in the script, but in reality, it's weird to let him dare to hit him?"

"Anyway, it doesn't cost money, just watch a movie......"

Suddenly, Bingbing appeared in front of the camera.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this station has received an urgent news and is now switching to CNN. Netizens

were all excited.

"Oh, I finally can't hide it, Huashi personally slapped

his face!" "The official slap in the face is the most deadly

!" "The Chinese Academy of Sciences can apologize with death

!" "Come on! Pull the Feitian No. 1 team out and behead it

!" "Don't, I have made meritorious contributions to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I have been injured for the Chinese Academy of Sciences!"

In the mockery, the picture of China Television switched to CNN.

Bobbs's angry voice shook the sky.

In my capacity as director of NASA, I demand that China compensate China in full for the 18 satellites that were crashed and destroyed.

But that's hateful.

And this is our own family's business, we can scold as much as we want.

But that doesn't mean that you NASA can shamelessly come to the Chinese Academy of Sciences for compensation.

Netizens were outraged.

Let's put on a show, and you still step on a horse and take it as a real

thing! You still step on a horse and want us to compensate! Compensate

you for your spicy Gobi

! Scold this stinky and shameless

thing!" "NASA, Falk oil!" "

Fuck the mud horse! Don't you say that Feitian-1 is fake, where did you hit

your satellite?" "Stinky and shameless NASA, who stepped on a horse and crashed into your satellite?"

NASA's grandson, dare to touch our porcelain, believe it or not we knocked down all your satellites. "

......

Huaguo netizens frantically swiped the screen.

Bobs, who was connecting, couldn't see the barrage of netizens, but the audience could see it.

Soon, the lighthouse audience joined in.

"Although I also want to make the Chinese lose money, NASA's appearance is really ugly.

"I'm embarrassed to watch it, how can I be such a shameless person?"

"I have a hunch that NASA will become the laughing stock of the whole world.

"How can this kind of person become the director of NASA, and the cake seller should replace him quickly." "

......

Just then, Da Mao's RTSS released a message.

"It has been confirmed by the RKA (Damao Federal Space Agency) that Feitian-1 has flown into space and is heading in the direction of the moon. During its orbital flight to Earth, it crashed and destroyed a total of 18 satellites, all of which belonged to NASA as a lighthouse.

Subsequently, the European Space Agency ESA also released the same news.

Chinese netizens were shocked again.

! Feitian-1 is real

! NASA satellite was really crashed!

Evacuate

! Slipped!

In the blink of an eye, Chinese netizens disappeared from the CNN live broadcast room and ran back to the China Television live broadcast room.

"It's amazing for my country!

" "Long live the Chinese Academy of Sciences

!" "Feitian No. 1 is awesome!" "

It's enjoyable, well done!" "Tian Jinlong's explanation is so refreshing to listen

to?" "There is no road in the world, and when there are more people walking, it becomes a road, and you are blocking my way!" "

Don't say anything, I am Brother Tian in society, and people don't

talk much."

"I'm a fan, from today on, I'm the most loyal fan of Brother Jinlong!" ......

"Do you dare not to nod your face again?" Liu

Pan'er poked the screen hard and sent out the barrage.

Netizens who knew their mistakes and corrected them quickly apologized.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong

!" "It's just that I'm young and ignorant, and I've fallen for the lighthouse ghost again

!" "The ice and snow fruit body rolls and kneels to beg Brother Tian for forgiveness

!" "The body flipped in the air for three times, and the body knelt down 1440 degrees, begging the Chinese Academy of Sciences to forgive!"

......

Liu Pan'er rolled her eyes, and her jade finger clicked and sent out another barrage.

"There's no sincerity at all, just these few words over and over again!Will you say something else?"

"I also have sincerity, I just scolded the thief on CNN!" "

Yes, yes, yes, I also went to CNN to scold."

"Please let this big guy go first, let me watch the live broadcast, and then I will go to CNN to continue scolding."

"Yes, yes, I'll go to the NASA website

and scold!" "I'll go to Bobs's door and scold!" "It's an exaggeration to say that I went to Bobs's house to scold, are you at the lighthouse?" "Yes, I'm at the lighthouse,

just got off the plane." "

Dude, you're a bastard, aren't

you?" "yes, yes, how do you know?"

"Because your beep smell is so strong, it's all smoked across the Pacific Ocean......"

Not surprisingly, the barrage quickly turned crooked.

Liu Paner was so angry that she stomped her feet.

"You see, they're not sincere at all!"

"They didn't pretend to be dead, and it's good that they're willing to apologize."

Chen Mo waved his hand generously.

Liu Pan'er hurriedly held it down, and her mouth kept being angry.

"Oh, they all said that they wouldn't let you move, and you moved again, why didn't you obey...... Hey, by the way, are we going to pay for NASA's satellites

?" "Hehe, I still want them to pay for Feitian-1!" "

Can they pay for it?" "Who

hit whom, who can say for sure."

Chen Mo laughed.

Bingbing also interviewed Niu Guangzhi at this time.

"Commander Niu, just now NASA Director Bobs asked us to compensate for their satellites, do you have any comment?"

"On behalf of the Chinese Academy of Sciences and the Feitian-1 team, I strongly protest against NASA's request!" Niu

Guangzhi was full of anger.

"The responsibility for this crash accident lies entirely with NASA, which has seriously violated space regulations and must compensate us for all losses!"

"Mr. Niu 666

!" "Crazy call for

Mr. Niu!" "It's too despicable! It's so shameless! I have to pay for hitting someone's satellite!" But

I like it!" "Hahaha, I just like Mr. Niu's shameless appearance!" In

the barrage, Niu Guangzhi continued to express his indignation.

"The flight route of Feitian-1 was carefully calculated to avoid all satellites in orbit, but NASA changed the orbit of its reconnaissance satellite in order to steal the data of Feitian-1.

"This orbit change just allowed its reconnaissance satellite to enter the route of Feitian-1, and everyone saw it in the live broadcast, Feitian-1 was forced to urgently adjust the direction of travel, but its flight speed was too fast, and there was still a collision.

"Adjusting the direction of travel means deviating from the target, and Feitian-1 can only readjust, which causes the subsequent 17 impacts.

"At the moment, we do not know how much damage was caused by the total 18 impacts to Feitian-1, but it is certain that the damage was so severe that it could even prevent us from completing the lunar landing program.

"All of this is caused by NASA's unauthorized orbit change of reconnaissance satellites, and NASA is responsible for all the losses caused

!" As for the specific compensation items, we will make statistics after the return of Feitian-1, and we will officially claim compensation from NASA!"

As soon as Niu Guangzhi finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room was frantically brushed.

"Kneel down to

Mr. Niu!" "What Mr. Niu said is so reasonable, I am speechless!" "Support Mr. Niu,

NASA loses money!" "NASA must compensate!" "

NASA loses money!".