Chong Sheng 1977Nian Cong Zhi Qing Kai Shi

Chapter 519: Teaching People To Pick Up Girls [You Can Jump]

"I heard it when I heard it, Nanyi, you really don't care that Liu Zhen gave birth to a girl?"

"Dapan Ren, look at what you said, I don't have a throne to be inherited by my children, so I don't have to give birth to a prince."

"There is no throne, but don't you have a noble surname to inherit? I don't know how careful you men are." When Ren Xia spoke, her face was full of disdain.

"Hey." Nanyi just smiled shyly, and didn't reply, "You guys are chatting, I'll go to Xueyin."

After Nanyi walked away, Ren Xia said to Liu Zhen: "How come Nanyi has changed so much, he is so fake, he goes to the bathroom as soon as he goes to the bathroom, and even goes to Xueyin, why didn't he say he went to Hunxuan and Dengdong. "

"Mr. Ren, you don't know that Nanyite can pretend, and he looks like a person outside. When he talks to me at home, his mouth is full of excrement. When he talks, he is either shit or urine. The most elegant is fart. Don't expect him at all. A dog can spit out ivory."

Ren Xia laughed loudly and said, "Hahaha, Liu Zhen, if you talk about Nanyi like that, be careful that he will punish you."

"He dares, I still have the sword in my hand, and I am not afraid of his stabbing."

Nan Yi left Ren Xia's office and found a corner in the corridor to stay.

He didn't really want to go to the toilet, but he just wanted to leave some space for the two women who were about to break out of their cocoons and become shameless old women to talk about foul language and pornographic jokes.

Once a woman is pregnant, not only her motherhood will become thicker, but her face will also be strengthened. Some jokes that she only dared to say in the dead of night in the dormitory before, will be half-covered in public once she becomes a mother-to-be.

Liu Zhen would maintain a little restraint in front of Nanyi, and would not vent out the truest emotions deep in her heart. Nanyi brought Liu Zhen to Ren Xia to let her relax and vent her emotions.

If a man and a woman have a crush on each other, they will consciously or unconsciously magnify their good side and hide their bad side.

If this kind of behavior is controlled by reason, it is unlikely that the two people will have a good ending; if this kind of behavior is controlled by hormones, then the two people can basically go to the end.

Maybe it's because of worrying about gains and losses, maybe a little uneasy, Liu Zhen hasn't completely let go of herself.

Nanyi hopes that she will let go as soon as possible and not restrain herself too much.

As long as the two of them keep going, the full truth will be exposed one day, and it is better to come early than late.

Standing in the corridor, Nanyi looked at a thin monkey with curly hair below, who was stuffing something into the hand of a girl opposite him, what exactly it was, Nanyi couldn't see it clearly, but he could see it The woman didn't answer at all, just said something, then turned and left, leaving the skinny monkey alone.

The thin monkey stood numbly for a while, and was about to turn around and leave, when Nanyi blew a whistle, which caught the thin monkey's attention.

Seeing Nan Yi, the thin monkey smiled and said loudly, "Brother Nan, why are you here?"

"I heard that there is a confession play here, am I waiting to see the play, Dongfang, how many times have you sung?"

Yu Dongfang scratched his head and said embarrassingly, "Brother Nan, stop laughing at me, my brother is wronged, he failed again."

"Okay, don't stand below, come up and talk."

"good."

Yu Dongfang responded, spread his legs and ran towards Nanyi, and stood beside Nanyi in less than half a minute.

"Brother Nan, why are you here today?"

"Accompany my wife to see Teacher Ren from the student office. She was our counselor at the beginning. What about you, why are you staying at school if you don't go home during the summer vacation?"

"My English teacher, Teacher Tao, is going to publish an English textbook, and I will stay and help him do some proofreading."

Nan Yi said with a smile: "That's right, actively approach the teacher, do you want to stay in school?"

"I want to stay in school, and things are already in the making, so I can basically stay in school." Yu Dongfang said a little proudly.

"It's good to stay in school. Your current distribution situation is not as good as ours. In the past, good jobs can account for more than half. As long as you don't perform too badly in school, you can basically be assigned to a good unit. Now the good jobs are getting better and better. It's rare, is your performance in the class considered good?"

"No, I can only be considered average, more than enough than the bottom."

"Then staying in school is a good choice for you. Are you determined to stay in school now?"

Yu Dongfang paused and said, "Yes, I've made a decision."

"Well, if you encounter obstacles in the matter of staying in school, you can tell me, my relationship with the school is okay, and I can help you talk."

"That's great, Brother Nan, thank you." Yu Dongfang said excitedly.

"Thank you, just do less embarrassing things in the future." Nan Yi put his arm around Yu Dongfang's shoulder and said, "Tell me, how many times was that girl you confessed to?"

Yu Dongfang's face was reddened by Nanyi's question, and he faltered and said, "Ten...eighteen."

"Aww, do you confess your love when you see a pretty girl?"

"No... It's not that exaggerated. I only confess to the type I like. It's embarrassing. I haven't succeeded even once. They all rejected me on the spot." Yu Dongfang said mockingly: "Maybe it's because I'm too tall. It's ugly."

"No." Nan Yi stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said, "It has nothing to do with being ugly or not. There are too many things to do with a good pot. The reason why you failed to confess your confession is because you confessed too often and your determination is not enough. Qiang, did you go with the attitude of just in case? It’s best to succeed, if you don’t succeed, you can replace it.”

"almost."

Yu Dongfang scratched his head again.

"There is a problem with your tactics, let me tell you, you have to choose one to three targets, and then investigate their information, and investigate everything clearly, including their family relationship, relationship history, who they are close to, and so on.

This is the first step - intelligence gathering.

Then the second step is to formulate tactics. I can sum it up in one sentence, which is to disguise you as the person she likes.

And then there is the third step—to be courteous. I don’t need to say more about how to be courteous. You should be able to see many actual cases in normal times.

To be successful, the key is the fourth, fifth and sixth steps..."

"Brother Nan, tell me quickly, what are the next three steps?" Yu Dongfang asked hurriedly when he saw Nanyi's trick.

Nan Yi chuckled and said: "The fourth step is persistence, the fifth step is shameless, the sixth step is persistence, shameless, don't give up immediately if you confess your confession is rejected, continue to be courteous, unless that girl tells you, 'If you keep pestering me, I'll die for you to see'.

It's just to pursue others, not to kill them, don't wait until they really die for you to see.

Finally, I have one more piece of advice: don’t be moved by your efforts, making you mistakenly think that the girl you are after is your true destiny.

Brother, that's not called love, it's just your unwillingness. "

"Brother Nan, that's how you chased my sister-in-law?" After hearing Nanyi's six-step strategy, Yu Dongfang seemed enlightened.

"No, I was chased after by your sister-in-law, she was so rude to me..."

"Nanyi, don't you want to be ashamed, who attacked you?"

Nanyi was bragging, and the two pregnant women walked up to him and Yu Dongfang with their stomachs straight.

"Yes, your sister-in-law is here. We are going to have dinner. I won't take you today. At seven o'clock tomorrow night, you will wait for me at the east gate of the school. I will treat you to a barbecue. Let's have a few drinks." Nan Yi shot Patted Yu Dongfang on the shoulder and said.

"OK."

Nan Yi walked behind Ren Xia and Liu Zhen, and escorted them to the staff cafeteria.

"Nanyi, who was that male student just now? Which department?"

"Yu Dongfang, from the Department of Western Languages. I met him before graduation. He's in the 80th class. He took a year off from school and is planning to stay in school. He's in the top class. Dongfang is pretty good."

"I can't help much by staying in school. It's okay to help with a word."

"It would be great if you could help me with a word. This kid has never visited your pier." Nan Yi said with a laugh.

"What is the pier or not? Who do you think I am, a gangster from the youth gang in Shanghai Beach in the old society?" Ren Xia said angrily.

"Haha, Taipan Ren, how can you be a hooligan with your style, Jin Bihui is all right."

"Nanyi, if you talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart. Liu Zhen, you are right, your husband can't spit ivory out of his mouth."

"Teacher Ren, don't talk to him, let's leave. Let me tell you, I eat pregnant women's meals at home. It's tasteless. I've been thinking about eating outside. It's a dental festival, and the teaching staff canteen is still the same. Is that Master Zhang?"

"That's right, Master Zhang is not skilled at all. You are here this time, and if you come later, you won't be able to eat his dishes."

"What, he's retiring?"

The two pregnant ladies started whispering, and Nanyi was left there alone.

This state continued until the arrival of Ren Xia's husband, Zheng Ming, and the two men escorted their pregnant women back to their respective homes.

"Who was that Yu Dongfang just now?" Liu Zhen asked on the way back to the old house.

Nan Yi frowned and said, "He, you don't even know?"

"Famous?"

"No name, but you should have heard his name, Liu Zhen, you are wrong."

"What's the matter, it's a big mistake not to know Yu Dongfang?" Liu Zhen asked in bewilderment.

"Yes, if you don't know him, it means you have made a big mistake. I said Liu, you have forgotten the Zigong Fund we established, right?"

"How could I forget, all the funds need my signature." Liu Zhen said with her lips pouted.

"He is the first student funded by the Zigong Foundation. You actually asked me who he is. You really belong to me."

"Hmph, the fund has funded so many students, how can I remember all of them."

Nan Yi waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, don't remember if you don't remember, it's a trivial matter."

"Nanyi, are you particularly optimistic about this Yu Dongfang, that's why you pay so much attention to him and invite him to dinner?"

"Do you have to be optimistic about him before you invite him to dinner? Can't I just make friends?"

"Come on, you are so utilitarian, you will take the initiative to make friends, it must be helpful to the Nan family, you are optimistic about the investment value, otherwise you would not invite him to dinner."

Nan Yi said with a smile: "If two strangers can come together and become friends, both parties must have something that the other needs. This thing can be tangible or intangible.

Mutual help in career, spiritual resonance and so on.

Would you be friends with your friend if she didn't have what you needed? "

"What if I just admire someone, or just like to take care of her?" Liu Zhen asked back.

"Isn't appreciation just a kind of spiritual resonance? I can understand the caring you said to mean that she can't help you, but you have been helping her?"

Liu Zhen thought for a while and said, "Almost."

"Then think about it, why is 'her' the one being helped and not other people? I can tell you directly that it is because you and her still have a resonance at a certain point, and it is because she can arouse you to take care of her impulse.

From another perspective, she satisfies your psychological need to take care of someone, and she also pays for you, a kind of passively motivated giving.

Just like the reason why you and I can come together is because we both have what the other needs.

In this world, there is no one person who does not reciprocate the kindness of another person. In the process of being "good", the reward has actually been fed back, but the person concerned may not realize it. "

"Are you saying that doing this will give people a kind of spiritual satisfaction?"

"Yes, that's how I understand it. When you do a good deed, in fact, you get rewarded immediately, psychologically and spiritually."

Liu Zhen flicked her hair and said, "You messed me up a bit, I have to smooth it out."

"You stroke slowly."